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2010

01

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures of the Day

Candice Swanepoel makes me want to save the money I make collecting cans to buy a plane ticket to South Africa because apparently, the white pussy that escapes and makes it to America is pretty fucking hot, I don’t even care that the nation they are from has the number 1 Aids rate in the world, I think that just makes them more exciting to fuck, because you assume they don’t have AIDS, but you just don’t know, because despite how hot they look, it only takes one open-sore handshake with a local merchant, or one crazy night getting gangraped by tribesmen back at some South African frat party to pollute this pussy….not that fucking her is really an option, which I guess is probably a good thing based on statistics, but at least we can stare at her bikini pics, cuz the only way to get AIDS from looking at bikini pics is if you’re doing it while fucking a crackwhore up the ass without a condom…

Posted in:Bikini|Candice Swanepoel

2010

01

Jun

Miley Cyrus Camel Toe in Concert of the Day

Miley Cyrus, Camel Toe

I don’t know what the legalities of posting pictures of a 14 year old’s camel toe on the internet is, but I am assuming that 95% of the world either have kids or have come across articles about Miley Cyrus and realize that she is public domain, and by public domain, I mean a dirty little slut who likes cock especially it belongs to a Disney Exec, because Disney Execs give you money to keep your fucking month shut, money that buys you lots of nice things….

So here she is performing with her cameltoe, not wearing pants, pretty much because that’s the new standard for popstars, or really anyone on stage or in the mainstream trying to look fashionable, because everyone is doing it and I’m not complaining, because I like any piece of clothing that touches pussy, ass and tit, so if I was to be reincarnated into a garment, this would be it, because it allows you to keep things diverse…and while I wait for that to happen, I’ll just put on my Aerobic VHS from ’89 I used to masturbate to, or stand outside American Apparel changing rooms, or volunteer at the ballet school down the street, where the 19 year olds are built like 11 year olds, or maybe I’ll just watch the old folk’s home swimming lessons, cuz none of those bitches are rockin’ the two piece, all to get my dose because leotards are apparently where it’s at…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am so burnt out – you know from doing pretty much nothing but drinking all afternoon…I figure if you have a long weekend I should too..

So here are my stepLINKS, cuz maybe other motherfuckers worked harder than me, I’m thinking other motherfuckers most likely worked harder than me, but in my defense, I am Mexican and the fact I still do this site after 6 years is huge.

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Don’t Let You Sexless Weekend Turn Into a Sexless Week
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Megan Fox is Basically Letting Her Tits Hang Out and I Love It
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The Dangers of SAC TAPPING – VIDEO
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2010 FIFA World Cup: Ranking the Top 20 Wives and Girlfriends of the Soccer Elite
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Guess Which Herpes Infected Celebrity Had an Upskirt on TV?
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100 Reality Show Spoilers in Two Minutes – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus Takes Her Jailbait Ass Global
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Jody and Her Huge Toy – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Do Shit They Will Probably Regret Later
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Who Remembers Hormel’s Frank N Stuff Hot Dogs?
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Happy Memorial Day, Here’s Some Sluts in Bikinis
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Daniela Katzenberger Looking Foxy
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Lichelle Marie and Her Plastic tits – GALLERY
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Say Hello Athena
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Kelly Brook Strips Down To Panties
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Kiara Diane and Codi Carmichael Get It On – VIDEO
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Jimmy Jump Is the Party Crashed We’d All Like to Be – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima Throwback
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Some Pictures You’ll Want to Jerk Off To…Of the Day
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I Admit It, Robert Pattison and Tom Cruise Have Amused Me – VIDEO
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Some Memorial Day Lookin’ Good Sweethearts of the Day
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And Now, The Best Dennis Hopper Movie Clip Ever – RIP
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Britney and Chloe Orgasm on Sybians
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Jennifer Lawrence For Esquire
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We Get It Evan Rachel Wood, You’re a Lolita
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Fuck Twins, I Want TRIPLETS
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Nasty, Nasty Teen on a Webcam
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Candice Swanepoel’s Drop Dead Sexy Bikini Booty Pictures
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Thriller Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong AKA Sausage in a One Piece – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Italian Wheel of Fortune – VIDEO
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and More of Rosie Huntington, Megan Fox’s Replacement
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25 Ridiculous Beach Photos
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Knee to the Balls – VIDEO
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These Wii Games Got Rejected – VIDEO
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Shannon Plays Topless Tennis
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One Web Cam: The Internet Stars Who Will Redefine Hip Hop Music
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2010

31

May

Megan Fox in a Bikini to Keep Her Career Alive of the Day

Megan Fox was out in here bikini showing off the branded she stain she got from her handler/owner/kidnapper/brain washer/satan who abused her into thinking she can’t survive without his has been dick…because he got her when she was young and insignificant and he molded her into the co-dependent slave and she makes him feel relevant and he makes her look fucking pathetic…..

Sure fucking the hottest pussy in hollywood since she was 18, and owning her, cuz he was her teenage crush is good for him, I mean it’s better than Gary Coleman’s hasbeen life….but now that she’s been dropped from the one gig she makes money off of, he’s gotta act fast so that she doesn’t leave him to suck off some dick that can get her work, so he let her out of her cage and got her in her bikini, to remind dudes who and what Megan Fox is, hoping to get guys excited for her again – I am okay with that strategy….here are the pics….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

31

May

Jaimie Hilfiger is a Fake Model in her Bikini of the Day

This bitch had her uncle pay for her career, not that she has a career, but whatever she did to get her name out there enough for me to know who she is, and now I guess he is paying for the paparazzi to take pictures of her because whatever they did the first time, to get her to this level of whatever it is that her hardly hot body has didn’t work out as well as she hoped, so here she is acting a fool in some desperate attempt that I can get behind because bikini pictures are always awesome…s…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

31

May

Blossom Licking her Lips of the Day

Mayim Bialik is giving jewish girls a bad name…Seriously. Most Jewish girls have personal trainers, eat healthy, wear expensive clothes, get their hair and make-up done weekly, but every once in a while one slips through the crackes and ends up dumpy, ass faced and inbred looking like this Blossom bitch. When the show was on the air I felt she had no business being on TV and now that it’s over, I feel like she has no business being alive. Seriousl, this is the face that would make anyone jump out the second floor window when they walk by the hallway mirror, or worse, if they wake up next to it after a night of hard drinking, only to see her empty the contents of the used condom inside her to feel what love and commitment actually feels like, and to hopefully get knocked up so that she has a legacy, gets to follow nature’s course and gets to live a normal life as a mother but more importantly to feel like somone other than her parents actually love her…no offense or anything.

Here she is licking her lips for those of you who like tongue and don’t care who it belongs to…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

31

May

Kristen Stewart Shows off Her Tits of the Day

Kristen Stewart is not hot – but you would think she is based on all the coverage she gets…people are always talking about her white trash, mother and father are sister and brothers who went a little too far one night of drinking too much moonshine and chewing tobacco in the outhouse they used to shit in, and 9 months later dropped her ugly baby ass out of her vagina into, because she had no idea she was pregnant, she just thought she ate herself some bad road kill…..

Here are some pics of her showing off some little popular tit….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

31

May

Marlena Szoka Topless in Marie Claire Italia of the Day

It is a long weekend in the states…I figure I would be a fucking idiot to post when most of my two readers are drunk in ditch somewhere, so I’ll come in and out if something relevant happens like RIP Motherfucker Dennis Hopper….or Lindsay Lohan dies from the flesh eating disease she got in her pussy from an inflamed scab….

Here is Marlena Szoka, some model, I’ve never heard of showing some tit…..cuz she’s hot…and so is the first long weekend of the summer….

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2010

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the long weekend. Fuck making you read nonsense and encourage you to get out there and do something instead. I know as a socially awkward weirdo, life away from your computer is scary, cold and lonely, but seriously motherfucker, you should not be online reading my site, get a hobby….take up bird watching…and by bird watching I mean stalking hot pussy, make yourself useful and send me pics…..and if you’re lazy, awkward, ashamed to be alive and happy on your computer, then click these links like Heidi and Spencer do anything fo publicity….like staging divorces…when really they should just kill themselves….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Audrina Patridge and Her Tits Are in a Bikini for Memorial Day
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Gary Coleman Has Died
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Because the Best Things Life Are Never Free and Pussy is One of Them
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And More of Kelly Brooke’s Hot Ass
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How I Got Cock Blocked By Gary Coleman – An Anecdote in Memory
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The NBA Mock Draft – The Wives and Girlfriend Edition
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Halle Berry See Through Dress/Tight Ass Throwback
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The 41 Year Old Virgin? VIDEO
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And More on Megan Fox’s Replacement and Her Tight Body
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Jodie Plays With a Huge Dildo – VIDEO
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More of Lohan Being Completely Retarded
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Zafira Has the Fucking Machine Rip Her Apart – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima, Will You Marry Me?
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FHM Russia Top 100 – June 2010
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A Good Old Celebrity Nip Slip Collection
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They Call Her the Art of Sexy
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Kristin Cavallari Sweet Tits
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Mandy and Brooke Get It On – VIDEO
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Big Ball of Class in a Video…of the Day
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Who is Ariadne Artiles and Why Isn’t She Sitting on My Face
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Days
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Yeah, I’d Bang Thandie Newton
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Friday Afternoon Lingerie Fix
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The Truth Comes Out and I’m Not Surprised
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Kendra Gets Wild With the Fucking Machines
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Kristen Stewart Elle UK Cover Shoot – VIDEO
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And More Sluts From Sex and the City
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Roselyn Sanchez Anyone?
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Dirty Slut Shakes Her Body – VIDEO
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Alice Eve Sizzles In GQ
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Jerry O’Connell Is The Best Wedding DJ Ever – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Taylor Momsen is a Whore in Her New Music Video – VIDEO
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Wow a Skateboard Video Where the Dude Actually Makes it!
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MILF With a Big Clit Has Some Fun outdoors – Video
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Miley Cyrus in a Short Skirt
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Ohhhhhhh Camilla
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

May

Nika Lauraitis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

It’s the long weekend for you lazy Americans so I figured I needed to get you in the spirit of the first real weekend of summer…and in honor of your holiday, I’ve been lazy and hungover today, pretty much slacking all day because I figure it is only fitting and there’s probably no one online, but in my defense, I’m not slacking nearly as hard as Gary Coleman…RIP Motherfucker…..

Here is some model named Nika Lauraitis in her bikini from some magazine called Flare out of Canada…and I love bikini pics on everyone, especially models, cuz they aren’t fat, even when they are no named models cuz bikinis are a good thing….

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