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2010

27

May

Emma Watson’s Harry Potter Legs of the Day

Harry Potter always makes me feel uncomfortable because I know more adult men were into the series than little kids…and I know in watching the first show that those adult men were thinking about how excited they will be the day Emma Watson turns 18 so that their virgin loser sexual fantasies about wizard pussy doesn’t break any kiddie porn laws…..watching and waiting….movie release after ovie release….and many awkward discussions with their friends on their virgin loser geek message boards about when they can look at her and jerk off…and I’m pretty sure that time has come and gone, but here are some pics of her legs in a car, in a dress that you can’t look up, but I have faith in your computer skills and ability to do a 3D model of this to use for your special alone time…which is a lot more humilating than regular alone time, which is all the time. I just hope no virgin geeks were killed in the process of posting these pictures…I know how crazy legs can drive a motherfucker who has never fucked before…

Pics via Pac

Posted in:Emma Watson|Harry Potter|Legs

2010

27

May

Unfortunately Trying To Look Up Gwenyth Paltrow’s Skirt of the Day

I have no standards or self control…I can’t help myself…i know she is ugly….but I can see up her skirt….I know I never understood why celebrities like Brad Pitt and other dudes were dating her…I figured it was a PR thing cuz there was a time she was at the top of her game…I knew it wasn’t for her looks cuz she looks like some kind of fucking muppet…but she’s flashing her ass cheek, showing off a bit of her mommy parts…and as disgusted as I am by it…I am sucked in….I’ve made this my life…and I can’t turn my back on an upskirt now…even though I should, just be thankfully it is only one picture.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow

2010

27

May

Nicole Scherzinger Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger won dancing with the stars because she’s a professional dancer and if it wasn’t for the Pussycat Dolls, she would have probably been one of the professional dancers that are hired to dance with the dance retarded stars who aren’t really stars as doing this show is pretty much only done after they’ve reached the end of the fucking celebrity line….it’s just that the name is misleading….and apparently so are Nicole Scherzinger’s ass, because after staring at them for a while, there’s no way there’s a set of balls to match her hard dude face she can thank botox for…and she is in fact just a hot bodied bitch whose insecurities have wronged her face….and apparently also wronged her upper body in this shitty choice of shirts…but really who gives a fuck cuz this post, the fact she wrongfully won a show that is wrongfully a huge success on air, and is really all about the ass pic.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Nicole Scherzinger

2010

27

May

Sienna Miller Shitty Panty Flash Scares Me of the Day

I am glad that Sienna Miller is wearing panties….Mainly cuz I am convinced this bitch has AIDS….but also because I don’t think she’s all that into hygiene or pussy maintenance cuz she’s some gutter drunk from the UK who fucks a variety of men, married or not, as long as they have a cock, she’s ready invite them in for a cup of tea….I am also kinda freaked out with whatever unstable shit her face is doing in this shit while taking to her sister and some gay dude…but that doesn’t change the fact I do wish that we had a bit of a better angle on this though, cuz seeing a nasty pussy trying to escape her panties to hunt out the next home to wreck, especially when it was one I wanted to fuck back when it was hot, is excitng, while seeing this shit is kinda dull….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Scary|Sienna Miller

2010

27

May

Pregnant Paulina Rubio in Her Bikini of the Day

Paulina Rubio is old. I always forget that bitch is pushing 45 or some shit….mainly because most Mexican women I know are 200 pounds, mothers of 5 and busy cleaning houses living the American dream, but cleaning up after people who are actually living the American dream…but she’s finally settling down and having a baby….and like any good pregnant chick, she’s gone to role around in the sand in bikini in what may be one of her last chances to be the Mexican popstar people wanted to fuck, as Mexicans go all down hill after making babies…and because she’s not too pregnant yet to make jerking off to her awkward…unless of couse you like pregnant chicks, which some of you do, maybe because it is nature’s most beautiful gift, maybe because if she’s already knocked up you can’t knock her up, maybe because you like knowing a bitch doesn’t use condoms, maybe you like the idea of fucking something a growing fetus lives in, cuz fucking a home is rarely possible….I just know I pretty much hate the shit and I just see swollen ankles, fat gut and pretty much career and body suicide where watching a pregnant bitch walk the street is like watching a bitch self destruct….but maybe you dig it so here she is pregnant in a bikini….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Rubio|Pregnant

2010

27

May

Princess Madeline in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Royal Pussy has probably looked better than this mess of a woman…but I guess after generations of inbreeding we take what we can get when it comes to blue blooded bitches….it’s not like there are all that many actual Princesses in the world to get off to…and if you have a middle ages fetish…it makes masturbation pretty fucking hard…unless of course you are like my friend who go to parks and stages battles who is understandably a little too socially awkward to get laid….but who has no problem hiring hookers and dressing them up in period costumes….not that kind of period….actually historically relevant dresses he and crowns he gets made custom….sure it’s weird…but so are most fetishes…give him a break….at least he’s trying to maintain the luxury, exclusiveness and regal respectable behavior of a princess…while this Princess Madeline chick just jumps into the behavior and dress of a common whore….

Here are the pics of her and her sloppy body that is probably the root of why her boyfriend left her, cuz royalty or not, this body isn’t something you want to lock into for any amount of money….unless you’re me, in which case it’s all good cuz there’s a 28 year old pussy in a bikini…sloppy, rich, ugly or not…it’s better than what I’m used to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Princess Madeline

2010

27

May

Kristen Davis Shitty See Through of the Day

Most of us have seen bitch naked when her ex boyfriend leaked nude pictures of her from when she was younger and more eager, before the whole Sex and the City bullshit changed her life and defined her as someone who made it.

Some of us got sued for posting the pictures, because the bith has a team of people who wanted to make those early eager years of her life disappear as fast as they could….I was one of those people who almost got sued, but figured I’d take them down, because seriously, they weren’t that great…if anything they were disgusting, because her pussy lips were big and black like some kind of rotting corpse pussy that got abused it’s way to the top.

I don’t know who she’s kidding by wearing a bar to cover up her sloppy little tits, but I do know that I’m happy it’s not see through pants, because seriously, her vagina, even at a young age, was the kind that makes you question if you’re straight or not, because you have no interest in sticking anything in that mess….

I hate Sex and the City and everyone who buys into the bullshit they stand for. I hate all the Sex and the City career women who follow the fucking lead of this shit show….mainly becuase Sex and the City was written by a gay guy and I prefer women in traditional gender roles and not so much living the gam man lifestyle…

Either way, here she is in a bra…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Kristen Davis|See Through

2010

27

May

Mother Sees Underage Daughter In an Ad for a Stripclub….of the Day

Here is a story of a mother who saw her underage daughter on an ad for a stripclub, because working as a stripper makes a hell of a lot more money than working the mall food court…especially since kids grow up on the internet and see that the real stars aren’t the bitches on TV and in Movies, but the girls in porn, cuz guys actually jerk off to them….and when you come from a broken home where your morals and values allow you to work in a stripclub at 16, that’s pretty much all you want in life and since it paysit’s fucking bonus….

I was listening to teens talking about sex on a radio show since I don’t have a TV last night. It didn’t really excite me. They were talking about Prom night and a whole lot of other bullshit that wasn’t hot, and reminded me that teenagers who go to Prom are teenagers who aren’t worth trying to fuck, you need the gutter girls who pretend they are 18 so that when the cops come knocking, you can plea ignorance, cuz I don’t know about you, but I never ID the bitches I try to fuck, usually cuz there’s no time before the roofies wear off.

Yeah, that was a shitty joke, don’t worry, I’ve got tons of them.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Teen Strippers

2010

27

May

Heidi Montag’s Transformer’s Audition is Desperate of the Day

Like the bottom feeding trash that this bitch is, she is trying to get Megan Fox’s job in transformers by posting a shooting gallery training session with a cop on her twitter directed @michael_bay, like the time I tried to get sex with Lohan by writing @lindsaylohan “Let’s have sex”….it’s laughable, it’s a joke, she’s a joke that is hopefully coming to a fucking end…because she can’t go on forever and suicide or a botched plastic surgery is inevitable, but there’s always something guys find hot about bitches with guns, no matter how low level and useless they are….so here are some pics of her with guns, that aren’t that recent, but are doing the rounds, cuz people find this twitter hustle a fucking joke and we all like watching bitches with egos fall…lets just hope we are hear about a gun accident in their mansion in the near future….murder suicide can be a beautiful thing when it involves these twats.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Guns|Heidi Montag

2010

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some loser at Warner Bros who is trying to get ahead in the corporate world has been sending me takedown notices for screencaps I posted from one of their TV shows…because I guess a screencap from a TV show that pollutes all of our lives while making Warner Bros millions of dollars is not our property…it just comes into our homes like it is being leant to us by our nice neighbor down the street, only instead by a mean money making corporation….

So I decided to email him asking him how something on my TV is not my property, not that I have a TV, but he doesn’t know that.

He ignored me….

So I wrote him this:

Michael

Why are you ignoring my emails. I am just trying to have a dialog here. You are being a little unreasonable in your approach. I don’t know where you learnt your manners, but can assume it was due to poor parenting…don’t blame us cuz your father wasn’t there for you and your mom resented you for destroying her body…if anything that should make you a nicer fucking person, and not the cunt you clearly are…

When someone emails you, you should respond to them, not ignore them. But I guess you don’t care too much about people, as you are on your bullshit quest to climb the corporate ladder. You are pathetic and I hope one day you get your million dollar a year salary, that charters you a jet when you are trying to impress some pussy who only wants you for your money, that crashes.

You are a disgusting pig of a person and you should be a fucking man, stop selling your soul to Warner Bros, and stand up for your pathetic suck up self, instead of going through the fucking motions they tell you to go through…you little, insignificant twat.

Die.

Love,

Jesus Martinez

I wonder if he’ll invite me to his birthday party….

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Because You Gotta Release From That chubby Somehow
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The 50 Prettiest Porn Stars of All Time
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Emanuelle Chriqui’s Breasts Hit The Town
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Terrible, Terrible Pictures – A Gallery
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2010 FIFA World Cup: The Sexiest Fans, Wives, Girlfriends and Celebrities from Spain
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Sophie Monk and Her Camel Toe
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Rhianna Flashes Her Vadge
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Lets Question Kate Hudson and Her Possibly Fake Tits Again
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And Now, The World’s Best Cat Litter Commericial! – VIDEO
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Genevive in Her Bed
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How About Some Celebrity Sex Faces – VIDEO
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Babe Takes a Bath – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhhhh Marisa Miller
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Backyard Wrestler Goes Wrong
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Now is that a Body or is That a Body
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Hey There Briana Amor
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Sluts Check Out the Stripclub
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Who is Worse of a Mess? Lindsay Lohan or Her Mother?
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Jessica Simpson Looks Like a Tank When She Stands Next to Ashley Simpson and Her Tight Body
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Diane Kruger’s Dress is Stupid But She’s Still Lookin’ Hot
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Wanna Know How Rich how Tiger Woods Is?
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How Do You Say “Put Your Finger Up My Butt” in German?
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Jewel Enjoys Her Pussy Being Sucked
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Gisele Bundchen Gallery
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Sarah Jessica Parker is Leggy
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Hanna Hilton Wants to Say Hello
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3 Hot Lap Dancing Teens – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lawrence Sizzles In Esquire
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The Ten Greatest Cunt Bombs in TV History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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They Found Megan Foxes Replacement Apparently
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And More Carla Bruni
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Killer Babe is Showering For the Camera
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Victoria Beckham and Her Legs
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Hooray For 3D Boobies
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FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Luis Rodriguez Taveras Penis
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