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2010

May

Kendra Wilkinson Exclusive Sex Tape Clip of the Day

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Here is an exclusive clip from Vivid of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape everyone is excited about.

I have no real opinion about this clip mainly because I don’t really like anything about Kendra Wilkinson or her prostitute life other than the fact that she gets naked for money and now has sex for money…and I think more girls should take her lead…cuz I like watching….

There are rumors that the video was actually shopped around by her to boost her career she doesn’t want to see drown, which I think it is safe to say is fact but really who cares about the business behind the shit, let’s focus on what is more important and that is the fact that this shit exists and is getting out there….

Seeing any 18 year ass is getting fucked in video that you can buy later today is amazing….especially when it is 18 year olds who are no longer 18 but who we’ve got to know on TV and in Playboy….kinda like reminding us all of what could have been had things panned out different before ruining her vagina with kids….

This brings back memories of Pam Anderson sex tape in the 90s, and Paris Hilton’s sex tape in the 2000s…and I am hoping is just the start of the sex tapes of the 2010s….cuz I figure there will always be people willing to get down on camera when shit starts going downhill…especially after how well shit has worked out until this point for other bitches….

So here’s a preview of her getting down…giving some blowjob….you won’t see it anywhere else, cuz I’m just that relevant in the entertainment world when it comes to sex tapes…..Enjoy….

To See Another Hardcore Clip and To Find Out More on the Sex Tape
Follow This Link….
KendraExposed.com

And if you are like me and appreciate the ambition in her 18 year old eye, already knowing dick sucking will take her farther than any University degree, and know you want it ….

Then Follow This Link and Buy The Kendra Exposed Video
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Here’s a screencap if the video is loading slowly to entertain yourself with….

Here’s a screencap of her natural 18 year old tits…before her awkward body bought new ones….

Posted in:Exclusive|Kendra Wilkinson|Sex Tape

2010

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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Celebrity news is boring…Sure watching the real news is depressing, unless you’re like me and have no faith in humanity, which makes this shit substantially funnier….Here are some of today’s weird stories…

Elem. School Teacher accidentally hands student porn DVD
Dana Hill’s 8-year-old daughter was handed a DVD she thought had class pictures of school events throughout the year, but instead showed what police call an adult pornographic commercial.

Plane passenger molests woman while she’s asleep
Aboard a Continental flight into Newark, a man reached under a woman’s clothing while she was sleeping… now he faces sexual assault charges.

Twin teen brothers running a prostitution ring

Ohio Teacher Busted for Offering Wine Coolers for Underage Sex – We’ve All Done the Wine Cooler Trick – Cuz It Tastes Like Juice!

Former Elementary School Turns Into Strip Club cuz Strip Clubs Do More Good for Society and You Don’t Need an Elementary School Education to Work There…You Just Need Tits…and You’ll Make More Money than your “educated” friends….

KY Man Gets Toddler Toddler Drunk Cuz in Kentucky, You’re Never Too Young to Taste Your Future…

West Virginia Man Burns Down Home Because Dinner Wasn’t Ready

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2010

May

Mel B Looks Like a Man of the Day

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Mel B was the Spice Girl I liked best. Maybe it was my black chick fetish, that’s well over a decade old, but probably had more to do with her hard nipples and fit body…a fit body that looks like it may have got hooked on the testosterone her six pack was releasing into her system cuz she looks like her clit may have morphed into a dick. You may like that, as most closet cases do, but remember that maybe you should come out of the closet already, since most closet cases land AIDS, cuz when they finally let loose and listen to those urges, they kind forget about the little things, like putting a condom on before that burly man who spotted their insecurities and potential to be taken to the gay side rapes their ass raw dog cuz he know’s your virgin ass isn’t gonna come polluted…If you know what I mean….not that I know what I am talking about…I just know Mel B kinda looks like a chick….and was once a chick…but I don’t think she is anymore…and I’ll let you figure that one out while masturbating to these pictures….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Man|Mel B

2010

May

Kim Kardashian Thickness is Just Fat of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is fat. I don’t care what any jealous fat chick who wishes she had Kardashian’s body cuz boys actually jerk off to Kim Kardashian while no one jerks off to her…..The people who send me emails telling me how sick I am for pointing out the obvious…the bitch eats too much…she’s lazy…she’s thick and getting sloppy…she managed to give us some good appearances where she must have been strapped up and harnessed up….but she’s nothing but a dirty, washed up ugly pig and I am willing to stand by that when the assholes who gave Kim Kardashian a career by jerking off to her sex tape and believe the media lie that she was hot start bothering me.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

May

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in Shorts of the Day

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I have been saying that Katy Perry is fucking sloppy. Her big tits stem from overeating. She uses her cleavage like all fat chicks do to distract from her gut. These pictures of her in shorts pretty much prove how disgusting a pig she is. That’s all I have to say about that cuz I fucking hate short fat legs, fat ankles, sloppy fat asses on a bitch…I usually just hope a Japanese whaling boat accidentally spears them.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy

2010

May

Annalynne McCord’s Sister Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

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I know these cunt sister’s were a big deal in the high school. I can just tell they thought they were the hot chicks in their small town. So when one of them was eager enough to go to Hollywood and get work on some low level show and her sisters followed…because that just solidified their theory on how fucking amazing they are…so now when they go back to their home town…they can talk to the locals about all the luxurious events their whore asses went to…even though they aren’t even that hot….The whole thing annoys me, but I have faith that these cunts will fade into obscurity and be forced to run back home cuz they’ve already gone too far…and that 90210 shit is bound to be cancelled fucking fast…

here is one of the latch on sisters showing off some tit…but she’s not showing off nipple…which just further proves how fuckign useless this twat is…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|cleavage|Tits

2010

May

Bridget Marquardt’s Gunt Needs Some Love of the Day

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So I figure I should give Bridget Marquart a post after the whole Kendra Exposed scandal that’s going nuts….

You know how bitches are….catty as fuck…especially bitches who were competing for the attention of their boss/john Hugh Hefner…and the attention of America via their TV show and Playboy spreads…all while smiling at each other and pretending to be the best of friends in interviews while secretly looking in the mirror and wondering how their could even be a contest because they know they are the prettier one, except when their period hits, in which case they hate themselves for a week….and the whole business they are in makes them way more heightened, insecure, filled with daddy issues and self hate issues, like any stripper who snobs you out even though she thinks she’s fucking dirt on the inside and in turn self medicates….

While Kendra was strategic in releasing her sex tape from when she was 18, Bridget was strategic in getting fat, growing a cunt, and lowering her chances of being a high paid escort, but you’d be surprised how far celebrity will take you in the prostitution industry, cuz people are just happy fucking people they see on TV no matter how fat they got….

Word.

Here are the Playboy Twins…Since we’re on the Playboy kick….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Gunt

2010

May

Kathy Lee Gifford Big Old Lady Tits of the Day

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I had a reader who would email me obsessively looking for pictures of Kathy Lee Gifford. It had something to do with a masturbation ritual he had going to her tits back when she was on TV every morning that he couldn’t get past. He was constantly on the prowl for new pics of her, cuz he had exhausted every recorded clip he had of her and I thought the whole thing was weird…partially because I was never in such a serious morning jam that I’d fantasize about her red pubic haired cunt to get off, if anything I was usually asleep her whole career, except when she started dropping Christmas albums like she was John Tesh, that was her hottest period, but I have a Christmas fetish, I didn’t realize the kind of tits she was packing, and really looking at her old weathered body today is almost exhilerating cuz there is just so much fucking tit….

Not to mention she’s with her daughter, who looks like a typical rich kid WASP from the suburbs who drives a BMW and loves taking it up the ass cuz condoms are a drag but so are abortions…Oh my god…All American kind of slut and I’m down with this mother/daughter fantasy I’ve never lived out but have tried on fucking repeat…not that you care….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kathy Lee Gifford|Old Lady Tits

2010

May

Weird Viral Hump Video of the Day

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After watching the exclusive Kendra Exposed clip at least 10 times to see if I could trick myself into thinking she was hot, I figured I’d lighten up the mood with this weird fucking video of some dude humping his bed while his mom packs for a trip abroad…If only I knew such simplicity would lead to such internet fame, I would have made career humping random things like I used to do in High School cuz I thought it was funny…but I was just a poor immigrant who lived with conservative Christian white people and I didn’t know better, you motherfuckers have no excuse….

Posted in:Bed Hump|Weird

2010

May

Miranda Kerr Pantsless and Boring for Elle US of the Day

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Here are some recent pics of Miranda Kerr in Elle US. The problem with American fashion magazines, or really America in general is that it pretends to be conservative and wholeseom and “Safe For Work” because they built their society on the good Christian book, and not on criminals, prostitutes, bootlegging, gambling, and murder, where as Europeans have come to terms with the fact that they are degenerates who like seeing tits, so they don’t censor the shit, especially not when it comes to fashion, cuz fashion is supposed to be so forward thinking or some bullshit….

So these pictures of Miranda Kerr in Elle US bore me, mainly cuz I’ve seen this model bitch pretty much naked many times before, but those pictures are played the fuck out and I am always welcome and inviting to new pictures of her bare tits, whether they are high fashion, or straight from the security camera installed in her bedroom…cuz she is hot and hot girls deserve to get jerked off to by people they’ve never met and don’t know exist, especially when those hot girls make a living prancing around half naked already….

Either way, here are the tame pics…

Posted in:Elle US|Miranda Kerr