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2010

24

May

MIA for your Hindu Fetishists of the Day

I don’t find MIA hot. If anything I find her totally over-rated. She was like some kind of hipster female MC who broke thru and somehow became mainstream. She got this huge following and it didn’t make any fucking sense to me. She didn’t have tits, she didn’t have a hot body, her music may have been catchy, but seemed more like something fags would fall for and that wasn’t enough justification for me and then I realized she was so big because half the world’s population is Indian and they find this shit fucking hot…like they jerk off to her thinking she’s some kind of beauty cuz she’s not as hairy as their tumeric eating wives, so I figured I might as well post the shit for my Indian readers, but also for my weird white readers with a Hindu fetish, who spend their weekends jerking off to Bollywood movies and Slum Dog Millionaires while eating Tandori chicken…naked…

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Posted in:Hindu|MIA

2010

24

May

Kirsten Dunst is Scary in a Bikini of the Day

I spent the better part of a month thinking about stalking Kirsten Dunst when she was living in Montreal, the city I live in. Unfortunately, she is hardly relevant enough to get my lazy ass searching for her, so I didn’t bother. I heard some random funny rumors about her, like that her boyfriend is in his late 50s, that she was buying lots of drugs from a drug dealer I know, that she went to a club and got kicked out because she was sitting in a bottle service table, that she likes vegetarian food, and most importantly, that she is short, skinny, and unhealthy looking….like the kind of pussy you throw a quarter at on the street, even if it is your emergency quarter that your mom sewed into your pants for a phone call if you get mugged, cuz she’s just that hurting….I admit that I would have rather made my own opinion on her by hiding in her hotel closet, but I’ll take their word for it, and here she is in some shitty bikini pics.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Kirsten Dunst

2010

24

May

Elle Macpherson Spreads Her Ex-Model Mom Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elle Macpherson that remind me of when I used to play “raid” with the hooker I used to “date”. I’d break into the shitty motel room in a cop costume, I’d pin her against the wall, I’d make her “spread em” and then I’d rape her, but it wasn’t really rape, because she was charging me and because my dick is so small it is hardly a weapon and even if I force myself on the bitch, it ends up a comical mess because they never knew dicks came that small and they get intrigued by how they don’t feel it inside them…but enough about me…there are pictures of Elle Macpherson from behind and despite being a mom and a retired model, she’s still got a place in my heart as being a woman I spent the summer of ’89 masturbating to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Legs|Mom

2010

24

May

Charlotte Gainsbourg in a See Thru Bathing Suit of the Day

The nice thing about American Apparel is that the brand is created and run by a total fucking pervert, and as a total fucking pervert, part of me has to love and respect his ability to take his fetishes to the mainstream and make millions off the shit, when really he just wanted to see every single girl in the world wear a t-shirt make out of thin cotton with no bra so that he could see their nipples, and some how became an overpriced revolution….a revolution that has made going to the beach, the public pool, the mall, the movies, the night clubs a little more exciting than it used to be, because I know I’ll see at least one bitch in a see through or semi-see through shirt….

Here’s Charlotte Gainsbourg wearing what looks like an American Apparel bathing suit that didn’t really hold up when it got wet, because I can see her fucking bush….because American Apparel is made cheaper than a thai prostitute, but people pay crazy prices to be part of the craze and all I really have to say to this bitch is that we get that she’s french, obscure and thinks she’s an artist, but seriously, bush even on hipsters and hippies is too obvious and played out…I get that brazilians became mainstream and bush became trendy, but I know these pictures would be better if I could see lip, cuz pussy lip is my fetish, not that you care.

Here she is in another bathing suit – after making a costume change – cuz the other bathing suit was see thru

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Charlotte Gainsbourg|See Thru

2010

24

May

Ryan Seacrest is a Fucking Puppet of the Day

Ryan Seacret is a fucking clown who sold his soul to the entertainment industry because it makes him a lot of fucking money. He lets celebrities have their way with him, because he thinks it gets him in their good books, and makes them want to do his show, like the loser kid trying to fit in who let’s the football team shove boomsticks up their asses….

Here he is doing some good for us for a change, and that’s by making sure Katy Perry and her pig body wasn’t the one in the short shorts and bikini top, because everyone knows pigs aren’t supposed to wear short shorts and bikinis…everyone except Katy Perry because she’s confused and doesn’t know she’s a pig, but instead thinks she’s hot, and the whole thing is weird, any way you dice it.

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Posted in:Bikini Top|Puppet|Ryan Seacrest

2010

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out it was a long weekend this weekend…I wasn’t up to speed on nation holidays because I don’t work and everyday is a long weekend, but if I had known, I would have done a lot less computer time and a lot more looking for pussy on the streets, but I guess if I leave the house now I will catch the celebrating 9 to 5 idiots cuz they have 3 days off ahead of them, which to them is a great way to kick off the summer and so exciting and makes selling their soul to the man make total sense, maybe they have getaways or BBQs planned, and the whole thing is pretty fucking depressing if you ask me, which you didn’t, so here are my stepLINKS instead of my opinion


Man This is Getting Good, Kendra Now Has a Second Sextape and She’s Gettin All Lesbian in That Shit
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Then It Rains, It Pours. Guess Who Else Just Got Implants
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Because It’s Friday, Which Means the Start of a Sad, Lonely Weekend For You
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Elisha Cutberth’s Hottest Pics
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Who Doesn’t Love Liz Hurley’s Amazing Cleavage
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Death Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From
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a Nascar Wives and Girlfriends Hall of Fame Gallery
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The 20 Worst Boob Jobs
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UK Host Lizzie Cundy Pantyhose Upskirt
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Madonna Pretending to Be Half Her Age and Doing a Semi Okay Job
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Carlye Has Some Mirror Shots
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Lezzie Threesome With Toys
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Monkey About to Shit on Snookie in 3…2…1
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Paris Hilton is Drunker Than I Am
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Arggghhhhh My Balls Are Bleeding – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Self Shots
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Draya is the Type of Woman You Want, But Will Never Ever Have
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Fat Ass Snooki and JWoww Giant Tits Bikini Shots
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Mandy Sucks and Licks
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Who Invited Victoria Silvstedt To The AIDS Benefit Gala?
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Lindsay Lohan: No Your Honor, That is Not Cocaine in the Table, I Just like to keep Sweet and Low on Hand and Add It To My Coffee in Lines
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This Vikki Blows Compilation Kicks Ass
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Miranda Kerr is Tasty
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Elin Woods is Going for the Jugular, Holy Shit!! -> READ
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Mischa Barton At Some AIDS Benefit Thing Looking Like She Has AIDS
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Two Hot Sluts Are Finger Licking Good
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You Know I Admit It, Sometimes I Have a Thing For These Geeky, Hipster Slut Chicks
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Say Hello to The Taylor Twins
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A Pic Dump Is As Good a Way to End the Week
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Nina Dobrev Looking All Kinds Of Hot
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The 30 Greatest Moments In Star Wars Photoshopping
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Megan Fox Quit Because Michael Bay is ‘Abusive’
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Teen Likes to Pleasure Herself
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Kim Kardashian is the Photoshop Miracle of the Day
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Baby’s First Pop Rocks – VIDEO
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Big Tit Slut Gives a Web Show
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Janet Jackson is Looking Hot Lately
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Lizzie is Fine By Me
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

May

Ginger Spice Flashes Panties as she Struggles with her Skirt of the Day

Here are some shitty panty pictures of Ginger Spice…not that any panty picture of Ginger Spice is a good panty picture….I think we should just be happy she’s wearing panties…because as you know mothers generally have really mangled vaginas, the kind of shit you’d find in a Sci-Fi movie coming to eat your babies…it’s like she’s got Avatar in her fucking pants, only it didn’t make her a billion dollars, but it did make her a couple million, so I’m sure her whore self feels like accomplished…at least a lot more accomplished than the whores she left behind back when she was a nude model and stripper…..but I am posting them anyway…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|Panties|Upskirt

2010

21

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Sometimes real life is more interesting that the candy-coated bullshit life celebrities live….you know since people in real life actually get in trouble for breaking laws…and they don’t have high powered lawyers and PR people to spin the shit into something wholesome…making it a lot more laughs and giggles….

Here’s some funny shit from the news….

Cop allegedly gropes girl in apartment

Jersey Won’t Let Some Bitch Keep her Bioch License Plate

Lingerie store needs food permit to sell edible undies”

Woman Busted for Speeding Because She Was Late for Hair Appointment

AZ Teacher Arrested for Affair with Student cuz She’s Too Ugly to Get Someone Her Own Age….

Las Vegas Cop Arrested for Using Job to Get Dates

Swimwear: Flaunt Your Assets thanks to Good Day LA, The Most Ridiculous Morning Show for the Most Ridiculous City….

Dude Tries to Trade His Baby for Beer

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

21

May

Kate Hudson Whores Out on the Beach cuz She’s a Whore of the Day

Kate Hudson uses any excuse to whore out that she can find. I guess it has to do with her having serious daddy issues from never having a relationship with her biological father…that lead to her having a kid young with some older man, to dating Owen Wilson until he tried to kill himself, to fucking A-Rod after that dick had ventured into many other pussies, but so has her mom pussy, because she’s filling some void, that I assume is partially caused by being ripped open by a baby, but also cuz she never had a dad.

Either way, she’s horny, constantly lookin’ for cock, and here she is on the beach in some shitty new movie she’s filming that I can only assume has to do with getting married, cuz it is called “Something Borrowed”….that she can thank her mom for getting her into…and I’m not all that interested, sure her ass is good, but I don’t really think there’s much else to her, even if those rumors of fake tits are truth…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Kate Hudson|Whore

2010

21

May

Some Pimp Premiere Brings out the UK Trash of the Day

There was some premiere for something called Pimp in the UK and I didn’t bother looking up what it was because I figure none of us really give a fuck, I just thought it was funny that all the tacky Glamour pussy whores you’d expect to be pornstars, strippers or dinner workers who somehow managed to make it into some weird subculture of garbage bitches in sex store outfits, took full advantage of an event called Pimp while they are clearly whores and made an appearance,

So here are some pig fake looking women named Sophie Reade, Bianca Gascoigne, Alicia Duvall and other whores who were in attendance…and not to make you jealous or anything, but reminds me of my typical Saturday night, cuz women like this are easy to buy even when you’re fucking poor and on a budget.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Glamour Models|Pimp Premiere|UK Trash