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2010

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My site fucking sucks and my post don’t appear when I write them, so you may be reading this days after I wrote it, which doesn’t really matter, because I’m not about to write anything life-changing, I’m too busy trying to seduce fake profiles on Twitter, cuz building relationships with men who pretend to be Bar Refaeli is more rewarding then just building relationships with men…cuz at least I can pretend.

Here are my stepLINKS

It’s Fitting Jenna Jameson Was Putting Up With Domestic Abuse. UFC Fighters are All Woman Hating Closet Cases…
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Money Can’t Buy You Talent Either
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More Proof That Heidi Montag is a Fucking Idiot – VIDEO
(Like We Needed It, But Here It Is Anyways)
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NBA Dancers Are Hot Sluts
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Because Monday’s Are As Good a Day to Find Loads of Sluts as Any
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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Pure Perfection
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Tits Are Why The Terrorists Hate Americas Freedom
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1 Call Girl + 3 French Stars = Big Trouble
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Laura Sanchez Nipples In See Through Dress
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Awesome, Awesome Costco Prani
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Fetus Fever Hits Australia
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Katie Caught on the Spy Cam
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This Whore Loves a Candle Lit Dinner – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Bikini Skeleton Pics
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Vikie Blows is in Loaded Magazine
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Who Doesn’t Like a Sweet Ass? – GALLERY
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You’re Gonna Want to Get a Load of Disney
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If You Didn’t Have Enough of JWoww’s Tits Today, Here’s a Few More New Shots
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Cassia Riley Gallery
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Brenda Song is So Cute She’s Fuckable
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Hot Mess of the Day
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10 Awesome Whore Pics of The Day
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God Damn Mila Kunis is Hot
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If You’re Interested in Aliens At All, You’re Probably Going to Want to Read What Stephen Hawking Has To Say Here
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Yeah Brett Michaels is Probably Going to Die and After Everything He Put us Through With Rock of Love I Think He Deserves It
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Gia Takes In the Fucking Machine
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Megan Fox – SPEED PAINTING – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Halle Berry, Ohhhh Yeaaah!
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Hey There Megan Summers
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Ahhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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The 25 Funniest Fake Video Game Covers
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Romanian ‘Weather Woman’ Boob Slip – VIDEO
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Well These Guys Can Steal My Car Anyday
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25 Cats Versus Invisbility – VIDEO
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Naughty, Naughty Drunk Chick – VIDEO
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3 Horrible Facbook Flirters
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Alicia Silverstone is Hot
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Suzie Strips and Plays Butt Bongos
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Malin Akerman is So Fucking Hot
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

26

Apr

Paris Hilton Back with Her Bullshit Pose in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton’s vagina dangling, drooping, sagging, and blowing in the wind in a bikini bottom for some Vegas bullshit she was attending now that she’s single and ready to get noticed again after a year I enjoyed of her laying low and keeping her bullshit cunt attention seeking second-rate Kim Kardashian self in hiding as she let her herpes sores finally dry out and flake off for the first time in her life, but unfortunately, she didn’t die in some obscure accident and she’s back, doing the same bullshit pose like she’s fucking Zoolander and showing off the same bullshit tits, cheap whore style and trash can attitude that I can’t fucking stand because she’s rich but would probably love if I was paying her to take it up the ass in the bathroom at the strip club for a couple extra bucks for her gutter coke habit, if you know what I mean…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton

2010

26

Apr

Jenna Jameson Gets Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

Pornstars and UFC fighters are some of the classier people in society. They are the equivalent of poor white trash that managed to make a ton of money fighting and fucking, until finding each other and starting a family, and like all poor white trash families, daddy has to put mommy in her place every once in a while.

The story is they accused each other of cheating on each other, because when you’re a pornstar people assume you’re a slut and when you’re a UFC fighter people assume you fuck trashy chicks to compensate for the fact that rolling around in spandex panties with other dudes is how they make their living, and the whole thing is only sad because I wasn’t there living in her Garage like ALF in the reality show I pitched to her on Twitter a few weeks ago….cuz she’s my new internet girlfriend…and based on today…possibly the future mother to my new set of stepkids….GOODTIMES….

Posted in:Beatdown|Jenna Jameson

2010

26

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Models Do Mother’s Day of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr were at some Victoria’s Secret in store bullshit for Mother’s Day, because these cunts have sold their souls to Victoria’s Secret and attend all their bullshit because they have no choice, otherwise Victoria’s Secret will have them ruined, or their family killed off, or whatever else they do to pressure these model idiots…but I won’t ever understand why they don’t make them wear lingerie or bikinis when they do these events, it would make this bullshit a way better marketing campaign and would get way more attention, but I guess we’ll just have to settle for Miranda Kerr’s cleavage….cuz that’s all that came out for this garbage…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mother's Day|Victoria's Secret

2010

26

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Shows Off Leg of the Day

Here is the next Lohan doin’ Lohan’s game better than Lohan. She started out in Mean Girls and instead of showing her pussy on her way to clubs like some shitty quality Jersey person, she was showing her vagina on HBO shows, in movies with sex scenes and that didn’t stop Hollywood from casting her in shitty, generic, Justin Bieber type movies for teenage retard girls who have no idea what’s up…not that you care….I am just telling you cuz I want to see more of her naked…I want to know her vagina inside out so that I can sculpt the shit, paint the shit, sketch the shit and model the shit out of plasticine….I want to know what she smells like…so that I can recreate the smell by stealing dirty panties from the laundromat,I want to know how she maintains her pubic hair..so that I can trim my own pubic hair and glue in in place. I want to know the little things she does when she fucks, so that I can visualize it, and the little things she does when she shits out my semen from deep inside her….or maybe just a few better pictures than this, but legs are good enough for me….for now…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Legs

2010

26

Apr

J.Lo and Her Hooker Boots of the Day

J.Lo wore hooker boots and since it’s not the 90s, hooker boots are hardly porno enough to get excited over, but apparently J.Lo still thinks it’s the 90s and that people actually find her hot enough to wear hooker boots, you know in a suggestive way to let us think we have a chance with her if we have 100 bucks and a back alley, but the reality is she’s not hot, she’s a mom, and this is totally inappropriate, and even the suggestion of her being a hooker, should be enough to get her kid taken away from her by social services, like they did to my friend who they thought was a hooker, just because she offered to suck dick to an undercover for baby formula…he didn’t realize what she meant from baby formula was his cum, she’s addicted to the shit, that’s why she has 8 kids to begin with….but that’s got nothing to do with J.Lo…it just has to do with other Spic trash that J.Lo shoulda ended up like, but some how she fucked someone right and tricked a fucking nation….either way here are some pics….

Here she is in a miserable Marilyn Monroe rendition for George Lopez because he’s Spic too and Spic’s do these things for each other and the whole thing is really unoriginal and uninteresting….but you hold onto the past and have trouble moving on, that’s all part of being a fuckin loser….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hooker Boots|J.Lo

2010

26

Apr

Kristin Cavallari Milking her Last Few Days of Fame in a Bikini of the Day

It’s nice to see Kristin Cavallari taking advantage of the last few months people will bother knowing who she is by getting out in her bikini in some kind of last attempt to get noticed. I’m sure she’s also getting paid by the Vegas Pool Party that hired her to be their shitty fucking host for their guests to feel connected to a star on their Vegas trip and it is a fucking recession and she’s really fucking affordable, because any chance to get out there in a bikini, allows for her to think there may be another run for her that will lead to a lasting career, cuz she’s still young and in her mind is just getting started, but in reality she’s gotta be really fucking done and that’s a good fucking thing…..

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini|Kristin Cavallari

2010

26

Apr

What the Fuck is This Thing DJing of the Day

Her name is Chantal Thomass and if she was DJing a bar I walked into, I’d walk the fuck out.

Seriously, it’s people like this twat and Sam Ronson that remind me that to make it as a DJ you don’t need any real skill and you don’t even have to be fuck worthy….not that I think DJing a bar or a party is anything substantial that takes any real talent, because playing other people’s music is something I figure anyone can do, especially when the general public don’t know what it takes to be quality at anything especially a DJ, they just need to be told to like something or that something is good and they will eat that shit up like fucking candy and become fans for life…..

But I know when shit looks like this and it’s not an actual scary fucking nightmare, I know it’s time to get the fuck away from it fast….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Chantal Thomass|DJ

2010

26

Apr

Strip Club Manager of the Day

This is an amazing story that reminds us all how ghetto Detroit is right now, where a retarded 14 year old girl stripped making $350 dollars a night which is a lot more money than most people in Detroit make in a month and I don’t really see the big deal, if you’re city is like war torn eastern Europe, you’re bound to get some bitches come out of the gutter to put food on the table for the fucking family with their young, fresh pussy…not that I’d fuck a 14 year old, but I can, because it is legal here….but you probably would cuz you’re all repressed with your America sex offender laws….and the whole thing is pretty amazing…

Posted in:Strip Club

2010

26

Apr

Kirsten Dunst Story of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has been in Montreal for the last month. I live in Montreal. I haven’t seen her, bumped into her, or had sex with her accidentally and the whole thing is very disappointing, not because I find Kirsten Dunst hot, but because I used to like her big tits on her skinny body 10 years ago, and figure that I’d do it for Old Times, and really how many people would be able to say “I banged Kirsten Dunst”….well, I’m sure a lot of people can, but no one I know…

A lot of people I know have seen her. They all say she looks like shit and the most latest Dunst story is that she was in a bar sitting at the “bottle service” booth with an old man who is apparently her boyfriend. They told her she had to buy a bottle to stay at the table, and expecting the star treatment, bitch got up and said “I prefer hip hop music anyway” and left to find herself some black cock to speak to her in rhyme over beats…and I realize that story is garbage…but I’ve got limited resources and this is all the scoop I can manage…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Montreal