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2010

23

Apr

Wal-Mart are the Porn Peddlers of the Day

Some woman claims she bought Sherlock Holmes at Wal-Mart but the DVD was actually a porn movie…

So either Wal-Mart are porn peddlers. The DVD manufacturer are pranking America, even though shit woulda been funnier if it was in “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs” or some Christian documentary shit that only fundamentalist religious people would watch. Or the bitch is a lying fucking pervert with multiple personality disorder or some shit and doesn’t realize that the wholesome mother in her isn’t always so wholesome, but instead gets off watching bitches get fucked up the ass…and anyway you dice it, porn sold in America’s happiest store where the lowest price is the law, is amazing.

Posted in:Porn|Wal-Mart

2010

23

Apr

Kate Hudson’s Shitty See Through of the Day

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This is obviously a staged outfit to show the people reporting she got implants that she definitely doesn’t have implants at all…she’s still the same flat chested, hot assed, 30 year old daughter of Goldie Hawn who has a kid and who only stars in shitty movies when she’s not leading one of the Wilson brothers to suicide, a title I don’t think she’s really deserves because she’s not that hot….but I like See Through shirts and don’t really care who is in them….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kate Hudson|See Through

2010

23

Apr

Mother Sexual Who Sexually Assaults Her Daughter of the Day

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Precious is fucking racist. They cashed in on some incest, sexual assault bullshit from the projects like shit doesn’t happen to white people too….so everyone put their focus on Black America, feeling all bad about them, making celebrity out of them, cuz they assumed that since it was in a movie that all black families are like that…well white people deserve some of that glorty too and here’s the story of some disgusting woman, her disgusting husband and their poor kid who is going to grow up to be the next Oprah, or a meth addict in the gutter.

The world is a sick fucking place. It’s pretty much just that simple. I like to ignore that this shit goes down on the regular….there’s nothing funny about this…

Posted in:Mother|Sexual Assault

2010

23

Apr

Renee Zellweger is Not Human of the Day

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It is always a mystery to me when I see ugly women trying to be sexy. It just doesn’t make sense to me. It’s like do they not own fucking mirrors in their house, or are they just that delusional that they think it’s okay to not leave their house wearing a fucking mask….but instead wear some sheer bullshit like she’s got a pussy we would want to fuck…but not as big of a mystery as the fact this monster gets fucking jobs in the entertainment industry, and I’m not talking jobs playing they weird inbred neighbor, or the alien coming to eat our babies, but as a leading lady and there’s really something wrong with that…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Not Human|Renee Zellweger

2010

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr is the Boring Off-Duty Model of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is the off duty model of the day and there’s nothing more depressing than seeing a model who made a name for herself being half naked in lingerie and bikinis wearing an evening gown like she’s not a fucking whore who gets half naked for money on a regular basis. It’s like she can class it up all she wants cuz she gets paid the big bucks, but all I see is a hooker buying herself designer clothes to justify why she is a fucking whore, and I guess it’s not all that bad, it’s just fucking boring, because I like to think that we are the reason she even gets the work she gets and she owes us for caring and in owing us she should step up her fucking game and get fucking naked….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Off-Duty Model

2010

23

Apr

Zahia Dehar is Some Teenage Slut in Some Soccer Scandal of the Day

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I don’t do sports, but I do do prostitutes, so here’s the 18 whore behind a fun scandal involviving two top players of the French Soccer Team who hired her when she was 17 or even 16…in perfect time for World Cup…

The funniest thing in all this is that prostitution is legal in France, it’s just illegal when the person is supposed to be at home playing with barbies or doing whatever else 16 year old girls do….and as much as I make jokes about 14 being legal here and fucking teenage girls as long as they are mature for their age…I’m not an idiot who actually does the shit…and really the 16 year olds who are putting out with anyone who isn’t their high school boyfriend…are usually dirtbag whores who you don’t want to have sex with anyway…and if you’re running after virgin pussy to live out some fantasy…you’re better off going for fat 30 year old bitches with cats…cuz teens aren’t virgins anymore…but losers will always be….

That said….here is the teen whore who’s pussy ruined these guys…one of them who was working out details of a 75,000,000 dollar contract before this whole going to jail shit came up. Idiots….

You need to remember pussy is the devil and pussy will ruin you…so never let pussy get the best of you…even if it offers you the opportunity to live out your fantasy…cuz after the 5 minutes you last are up…the whole thing seems a lot less exciting…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Slut|Soccer|Teen Prostitute|Zahia Dehar

2010

23

Apr

Kelly Ripa Plays with Balls of the Day

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I used to jerk off to Kelly Ripa on the morning show. Then my TV broke. So I’d go to McDonald’s where they have free TVs and I’d watch her and I’d jerk off in the bathroom, but then I realized that it wasn’t Kelly Ripa that was turning me on, but the shape of my Egg McMuffin was and now I don’t jerk off to her at all. She’s old, has too many kids and looks like shit and here she is playing with balls, at least the only balls I really want to see her bony hand playing with, because she’s a fucking monster…

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Posted in:Kelly Ripa|Monster

2010

23

Apr

Gutter Bitch Uses HIV to Get Revenge on her Baby Daddy of the Day

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This is what’s wrong with America, or at least Jacksonville Florida and that’s that people are uneducated, poor, gutter trash. This story is straight out of the fucking projects…

In this clip you will here some bitch from the project who hates her baby daddy so much, for whatever reason, that I can only assume is probably not that big of a deal, so she got her friend who she knew was HIV positive to sleep with him…she set the fucker up and called it into the radio show because I guess she thought it was a good idea, but that shit is beyond fucking gutter, it’s insanity and the scariest thing about all this is that there’s a kid involved, proving that some people need to have their uterus removed and not just any trash should be able to reproduce, they need to issue licenses for that shit….

Ghetto.

Posted in:Ghetto|Gutter|HIV

2010

23

Apr

Fun Killers of the Day

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So a kid brings some Jell-O shots to middle school, like anyone who ever watched an MTV Springbreak special would, and the school stepped in and made a big deal out of the shit, not only suspending the kids, but going to the fucking local news like having a good time is a fucking crime. I have a feeling they also cancelled the wet t-shirt contest and drunken gangbang they had planned for after everyone was lubed the fuck up from the Jell-O shots….Fun Killers!

Posted in:Drunk Kids|Fun Killers|Jell-O Shots

2010

23

Apr

The New Heidi Montag’s Promo Pics of the Day

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I don’t know why this cunt has Promo Pics. I guess it’s for her fantasy music career. When really her only celebrity is her trying to be a fucking celebrity. The good news is that Hollywood destroyed her small town Colorodo soul, and turned her into a fucking insecure, attention seeking, robot….and the better news is that the bitch is going to not be remembered in 5 years from now. Now, I’m not sure I’ll be alive in 5 years to see it, but at least I can die happy knowing that she’s fucking done…

Here are her new tits, new face, new everything trying pretty fucking hard and failing….cuz failure is porn to me…and fake tits are porn to you…because you’re a fucking loser.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Plastic Surgery|Promo Pics