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2010

07

Apr

Jersey Shore Take Their Trash to a New Trashy Beach of the Day

Jersey Shore are switching things up by sending the trash from Jersey down to Miami, which is conveniently equally as trashy but more expensive, but now that they have all the money they ever need and since MTV is financing their shit, it’s safe to say the move was a natural progression especially all the top level Jersey trash I know who work the boardwalk always migrate to Florida Boardwalks for the winters….

I still can’t understand how these people make a living being followed by a camera and never will understand it…It’s depressing that these pigs make more money than most people because there is something seriously wrong with America…or maybe there’s just something seriously wrong with most people since they watch this shit…

Either way, Snooki was on her way to the gym, lookin like she needs the gym real bad….cuz she’s fat…and ugly…so really a gym won’t save her…but MTV will….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jersey Shore|Trash

2010

07

Apr

Sarah Silverman Kissing a Guy of the Day

The only thing funny about Sarah Silverman is the fact that she’s managed to land a dude willing to kiss her in public for the paparazzi.

She is disgusting and there is no way she’s not paying this dude to pretend to be her boyfriend, or maybe he’s just doing it because he knows idiots everywhere think she’s God’s gift to Comedy…but either way…there is a tradeoff and this isn’t something he really wants to be doing…

I hate that people love this pig of a woman because they are told she’s funny and don’t actually have a brain of their own to realize that she’s just a really ugly chick trying to get noticed who is just fucking annoying to listen to, because if they admitted that they wouldn’t fit in with their peers, they’d be going against the cool kids and there would be no hope for them to make it in America….

See girls aren’t aren’t supposed to look like men in wigs, it’s okay to find this sick to look at and to find their jokes basic and obvious…. It’s okay to hate her for everything she represents…Sarah Silverman is not a cool thing to be into..you can stop making her money now.

Here are pics that can’t be passed of as a joke, they are too traumatic…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Public Kiss|Sarah Silverman

2010

07

Apr

Friendly Health Inspector of the Day

I like this Health Inspector’s style. You go into a donut shop you are inspecting. You see that it is owned by Asian immigrants and the wife seems pretty decent looking. You ask her to show you the back room where the Donuts are made. You put on a serious face and shake your head a lot and make pensive “hmmm” sounds to get them nervous. Then the second you get the bitch in the back you give her a hug, to tell her how nice she is and how much you appreciate her Donut shop, and bitch blows it up into this whole “he did it to get a thrill and took advantage of his authority” and I did it “cuz I was scared he was gonna shut me down and this is my life and my American dream”….well maybe that’s how people do things in Cambodia, but in America, hugging is what friends to to each other, even new found friends…and we don’t videotape the set-up and try to sue the county to live the real American Dream since Donut Shops aren’t as lucrative as they used to be….

Posted in:Heath Inspector|Molesting

2010

07

Apr

Sophie Monk in a Bikini for Ralph Magazine of the Day

I don’t understand Sophie Monk, but I really don’t understand how these men’s magaziens stay in business. Seriously, even when I was younger, dumber and they were considered innovative back when they first hit I couldn’t really figure out what the fuck the point of them was….

The whole idea of content targeted to the average dudes was just too fucking homo…the only thing to make the closet cases feel less gay about reading the shit was the pictures of the half naked chicks that were only worthy of jerking off to if you were stuck somewhere without access to actual porn. The whole thing was obvious, bullshit, not interesting and seriously for the average moron male and I’m not a fucking intellectual here, I’m just not a fucking retard…

So when I see shit like Ralph, I get frustrated knowing it’s made a lot of people rich….but when I see that they got Sophie Monk in a bikini, I can ignore that fact, not because it’s worth jerking off to, or even that great, or even exciting knowing that she’s trying as hard as she can to stay in the shadow of the limelight she almost got into but it is better than lookin at my wife in a bikini….

Posted in:Ralph|Sophie Monk

2010

07

Apr

Adrianne Curry Does Boring Twitter Ass Pics of the Day

Girls, take a quick lesson from this trash famewhore loser Adrianne Curry. She had 50,000 twitter followers at one point. They were probably people who couldn’t let go of her after she faded into obscurity, kinda like the 40 year old women who cried when Corey Haim died, only far more irrelevant….

But she realized, like she did after she did Playboy that if she whores out any integrity she may have had before she got addicted to the cameras and gets naked, people will notice…and her efforts have landed her a sold 15,000 perverts hoping for late night drunken pussy pics…

The whole thing….is so fucking boring…but she now has 75,000 followers….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Twitter Ass

2010

07

Apr

Erin Andrews Weird Cleavage of the Day

The thing I like about Erin Andrews and that I liked telling her over twitter before she blocked me, is that I’ve watched her get dressed all thanks to a peeping tom who go arrested for invasion of privacy, but only after we got to watch her get dressed. It’s like he’s a modern day Jesus who sacrificed himself for all of us, but the reality is that it really wasn’t all that great….

I get that dudes who watch sports probably liked a tall blonde with weird tits telling them their sports news instead of a bald fat man, it seems like a natural fit for a half hot girl to get male attention and launch a career, but as a dude who doesn’t watch sports but who does watch amateur porn, real porn, real hot girl facebook profiles, she’s really not all that great…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Erin Andrews

2010

07

Apr

Malin Ackerman’s Awkward Body of the Day

I know some of you losers have shoved her “Watchmen” action figure in your ass as you jerk off on Chatroulette everytime you take a break from playing your role playing games on Saturday night cuz you have no friends….I know some of you think this girl is the next big thing cuz she makes Comicon so fuckin’ steamy, but I think her body sucks, the only thing good about her is that she’s not fat, which I guess is a lot more than I can say for myself and here she is in some weird see through…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Awkward Body|Malin Ackerman

2010

07

Apr

Rachel Bilson Pumps Gas of the Day

I have a feeling that part of Rachel Bilson wants to turn that gas pump on herself, shove in it her pussy and light the shit on fire as a punishment for commiting herself to that loser from Star Wars who has kidnapped and brainwashed her, forcing her to have no fun and in turn the scars would force him to have no fun, cuz a wife with a burnt up pussy is a wife who doesn’t like getting fucked….

I have a feeling she’s breaking free from his wrath and is slowly giving into her slut instinct by trying to wear hoisery….she just needs to loose the stupid shorts…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Shorts

2010

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Rumor on the street is the internet is a really exciting place for people with nothing better to do, or people too lazy to think of things to do, or morbidly obese people, or people who send me the stupidest english emails I can’t understand…like this;

Sirs–read article re J.Simpson—my first from yourselves—and has to be my last. Have rarely seen such repulsive language and horrid attitude towards celebs. Too bad the language and attitudes spoil such an apparent lack of education in linguistic skills. -J.E.Pettitt, Alberta Canada

It’s my birthday in a few hours, so send me your topless pics as a gift….

And while you’re doing that here are my stepLINKS

Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
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Kate Gosselin is a Fucking Mess on Dancing With the Stars and I Love It – VIDEO
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The 35 All-Time Hottest Women Of Wrestling
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A History Of All The Hot Women Derek Jeter Has Fucked
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Find Sluts Here. Nuff Said
GO

Annalynne McCord Tight Body
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Autotune the News 11 – Poppycock and Lies – VIDEO
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Tiger Woods And The 10 Connections Between Hooters And Sports
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How About Adriane Curry’s Bare Ass?
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Why I Hate Justine Bieber of the Day
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I Wanna Be All Over Elisabetta Canalis
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BecauseEven If You Had a Girlfriend, There’s No Fucking Way She’d Look As good As This
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“If you’re currently in Miami, you might be wondering why volunteers from the free clinic are handing out crotch masks and roach spray on the streets”
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Big Tits on the Streets – VIDEO
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Is Selena Gomez Legal Yet, Or What?
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Ahahaha Chick Does a Backflip FAIL
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If You Think You’ve Seen Some Pretty Gay Shit, Think Again – VIDEO
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Maliah Michelle’s Ass is Just Too Much
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Real Life Weekend At Bernies – AMAZING
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Say Hi to Jayden
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Who’d You Rather? Shenae Grimes vs Lily Collins
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Yeah I’d Bang Kimora Lee
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What’s Better Than Big Tits? Big Natural Tits!
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I Wish I Could Toss Rachel Bilson’s Salad
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Jesus Take The Wheel: Man Arrested For Stabbing Wife 70 Times As Kids Watched
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Britney Spears is Gonna Break Down Again in 3…2…1..
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Arianna Gets Down With a MILF
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Wanda Sykes is Amazing – VIDEO
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You Know I Hate Babies and All, But Motherhood is a Good Look for Gwen Stefani
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Some Brianna Lee? Why Not!
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Milla Jovovich X Ali Larter
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Motorcycle Wheelie FAIL – VIDEO
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stripfilm fo the Day
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Emma Frain and Emma Glover Topless
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Beachfront Babe
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Ariel is Under the Umbrella
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Follow the Leader
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Some Dirty Sluts Licking Each Other’s Face
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

06

Apr

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Body in a Tight Dress of the Day

I know fat ass pretty fucking well and in knowing fat ass I know that there’s no way this bitch is not jacked up in multiple pairs of SPANX to give her ass shape and make her ass look big, round and unhuman.

I also know that no matter how much make-up, or how tight a dress she squeezes herself into, she is still fucking useless as fuck and her time in the limelight that’s already been overcooked is gonna be over really fucking soon, leading to her going back to getting pissed on by black dudes on video where all this mess originally started a few years ago, cuz you part of me is convinced she’s not going to let the fame die down gracefully….but then again, she’s already made stupid money she didn’t really need cuz she already had it…so there is a chance she’ll just eat herself through this and end up dying of heart disease in 15 years at 500 pounds….

Unfortunately, I’m not minding these pics.

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress