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2010

05

Apr

Whitney Port’s Ugly Face in a Shitty See Through of the Day

I am sure we can all agree on one thing, when it comes to fucking there’s no such thing as a perfect girl. The fact that we’re fucking her, just makes her good enough. So whether she’s got a nice face and shitty ass, or a nice body by shitty tits, or a perfect body by a shitty feet, or if she’s missing limbs, her pussy smells, she has a shit eating fetish where you’re the one who has to do the shit eating, she’s really cool but is Mexican, there’s not one person out there that is 100 percent dead on perfection…sure there’s some that are a hell of a lot better than others, but I can always find a serious flaw in everyone and unfortunately for Whitney Port, her flaw is her whole fucking face and the only solution to such a fucked up grill is to Ninja herself like an Arab about to blow up a pre-school…These pictures are to express my excitement that the end is near for these fucking jokes…..finally….not to express my excitement about her…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Ugly Face|Whitney Port

2010

05

Apr

Aly Michalka and Her Disney Tits of the Day

Here’s another 21 year old Disney star trying to break free from her Disney role by wearing her lingerie as outerwear and jacking up her little tits so the motherfuckers look like little round tennis balls I want in my mouth…making her tits look fake even though they probably aren’t and if you’re wondering why she’s showing off her tit it’s cuz she has a new album coming out with her sister and everyone knows that tits make hits…..one thing about society I can honestly say I am happy about, cuz the bigger the whore the girl is, the happier I am….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Aly Michalka|cleavage

2010

05

Apr

Michelle Hunziker Mom Body in her Bikini of the Day

Michelle Hunziker is from Switzerland and in keeping with her heritage, she’s not really memorable, since she doesn’t get involved in any real scandals. Sure, rich people probably deposit things inside her anonymously, but she’s not relevant enough for anyone to really notice or care, except maybe her abortionist when she comes in month after month having to make the consequences of her Saturday night disappear…except that time she decided to keep her baby, that makes her a mom and this a mom body and that just throws me off….

Since I can’t post the pictures without getting sued, since I can’t afford to license the pics from the EVIL paparazzi, I’ll link out to one of my internet friends who isn’t as ghetto as me and who can afford to pay for the rights to the shit….


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Posted in:Bikini|Michelle Hunziker

2010

05

Apr

Cheryl Burke Plays Street Whore for her Dancing Partner of the Day

Dancing with the Stars is funny, since no actual stars are on the shit, instead it’s just retired celebrities no one really cares about anymore, who were at one point possibly considered stars, but are far from the shit now….since actual stars are busy working or keeping a low profile cuz they hate the attention they get as is….since they are stars and people don’t leave stars the fuck alone….

Ex-sports players are funny, because they are usually dirtbags who were brought out of the gutter and got paid too much money, that they usually spend on stupid shit, like whores…because when they were growing up they were working too hard at going pro to get noticed by chicks because they didn’t have millions a year in their bank account before they hit 25…

So maybe Cheryl Burke can’t get through to him in the dance studio cuz the only way he listens is when he plays “street hooker”, or maybe it’s strictly a sexual fetish for him cuz like all people who dance together, they fuck together, or maybe Cheryl Burke is just a whore, who worked as a stripper, back when her dancing class skills only made her qualified for that gig, before America got hooked on Dancing like we were in the 1940s again….

Either way, funny pictures featuring fat ass for a bitch who dances all day…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Cheryl Burke|Street Whore

2010

05

Apr

Beyonce Shows Off Her Ugly Legs of the Day

Jay-Z goes to be at night knowing that he is Jay-Z, one of the biggest and most successful people in rap music, but yet he still wakes up next to Beyonce, a bitch he must have married on a whim, cuz he thought she was this talented, super famous black chick who wasn’t using him for his money, before realizing he was involved with a cunt princess diva who can’t wipe her own ass, when he could have just ended up with a groupie bitch who was far hotter, far more loyal, and willing to do anything and everything he wants her too, because no only is she hooked on him, but also hooked onto the lifestyle he provides and won’t fuck that up for anything. He’d have a hell of a lot less headaches….but since I don’t trust anything in entertainment, I can only assume their relationship is strictly for PR. Hollywood is all lies…..

But what isn’t a lie, is that I hate Beyonce. She looks like a cunt and she has a cunt I am not into wanting to fuck and seeing her in her little shorts reminds me of how she’s got nothing hot about her…probably the same reason all her fans are girls or homos….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beyonce|Legs|Shorts

2010

05

Apr

Serena WIlliams Big Ass is on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

I used to hate seeing Serena Williams on the beach in a bikini because I found it unnatural, scary, disgusting and a whole easter basket full of things that weren’t good, but she’s conditioned me by getting out in her bikini as much as possible so that I’m used to it, kinda like how I am used to seeing my wife’s shit covered ass so I don’t gag anymore, but what I’m sure her boyfriend still hasn’t quite got used to is how she likes to choke him out with her huge cock….but seeing her ass compared to a normal is pretty spectacular to those weird motherfuckers who are obsessed with ass so much that they don’t care what the ass is attached to so long as it is big ,but even the 300 pound dude in the pics has no idea what the fuck he’s lookin’ at, probably because she was born male but her dad modified her in the garage so that the kid would win women’s tennis, a pretty white yet lucrative sport before he broke down the boundaries and seriously took the fuck over and making himself a lot of fucking money in the process, something worth turning your kid into a monster….and here are the pics..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Serena Williams

2010

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So if you’re a Christian and believe in organized religion that involves some dude coming back to life, or if you’re an overly positive asshole who I can’t stand when I see when you skip down the street with a smile on your face, and not the same kind of skip as the OCD dude who is scared of stepping on the cracks, but real deal happiness skip, then today is Good Friday….

But if you’re anything like me then the promise of a long weekend isn’t enough to get you excited since all days are created equally bad….But what aren’t created equally bad are my stepLINKS….now click ’em….

Katy Perry is Boring in a Bikini But I Guess Boring in a Bikini Is Better Than Not Being in a Bikini at All
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Hayden Panty Airs is Advocating Pedophiles Whether She Knows It Or Not
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15 Movie Stunts Gone Horribly Wrong
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Because Why WOULDN’T You Want to Look At Sluts Online?
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Whitney Port is Leggy
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Ahhhhhhh The Simpsons Never Get Old!!!!
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The 10 Gnarliest Skateboard Wipeouts EVER – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Nip Slips
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I Love Kate Hudson
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Because Pretending You Have a Girlfriend is Better Than Not Having One At All
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Hey, We All Gotta Smoke Crack Now and Again, No?
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Teenage Striptease – VIDEO
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I Don’t Care If She’s Dumb as Shit, Bridget Marquardt Was Always My Fave Girl Next Door
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Parkour FAIL – VIDEO
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Meet Bijou
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Laura Dore is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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A Topless Rosie Jones To Celebrate The Death Of Christ
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Now This is What I Call a Motorcycle
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Star Gives It, Mandy Takes It
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Rachel Bilson is Hotter Than Ever
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Mirai Will Love You Longtime
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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They Over Photoshopped ScarJo’s Tits and Ass in this Movie Poster and I Love It
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Jesus Christ the Tiger Woods Ho Stroll Still Isn’t Done
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Watch Kate Gosselin Dance is Painful but Hilarious – VIDEO
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Kacy Shows Off Her Best Assets
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It Doesn’t Matter What Youre Selling, It’s Easier to Sell It with Girls in Bikinis
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And All These Years Later, I’d Still Bang Raquel Welch
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Some Sammie Pennington to End the Week Proper
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Sluts Wrestle in the Buff
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Kim Kardashian and Selma Blair Pose Nude?
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Steve Carell is Amazing
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Mia, Patricia or Alena? Take Your Pick
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Kyra and a Webcam – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

02

Apr

Megan Lee Ethridge Topless in Eugene of the Day

If you’re wondering what happened to “20s Girl” from 1 episode of Charmed and “Wife” in Alex and Ro or even “Model 1” in Jake in Progress, well she’s been trying to get her career off the ground by getting topless in some movie called Eugene, because like all low level actors trying to make it, but haven’t seen success traditionally know, tits means hits….

Her name is Megan Lee Ethridge, and obviously no one has ever heard of this bitch, I just figured I’d do a post on her because I appreciate her effort and the direction she’s taken her career. Good work. Let’s hope you are an inspiration to all the girls reading my shit who think I am a movie producer and do this on the side cuz I tell them I am and they are so desperate they believe it….cuz I want self shot pictures of tits and that’s really the only way I think I’ll ever get em….a strategy that to date has not been successful…..

Posted in:Megan Lee Ethridge|Topless

2010

02

Apr

Rachel Bilson is Hopefully Cheating on her Loser of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the worst thing that has happened to Rachel Bilson is that she got engaged to some loser one-hit wonder who no one cares about and he knows it, so he’s brainwashed her into thinking they have something special and that he loves her for who she is and not what she is, in some kind of Megan Fox and David from 90210 shit, that just hold these bitches back from rockin’ their full potential, but the good news is that she’s goin in for a hug with some dirtbag motherfucker who looks like the kind of guy who jerks off to watching his girl fuck other dudes, so let’s hope this is her new cock, one that is more fun, less uptight that let’s her out of her fuckin’ cage, cuz I see potential for this pussy, it’s just being snuffed the fuck out but a jealous freak trying to make her move to his farm in Canada to escape the limelight she should be knee deep in already…the same farm I hope he’s at right now looking at these pictures raging with jealousy….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2010

02

Apr

Rape Play Video Game of the Day

You geek gamers probably already know about Rape Play, you’ve probably already got all the cheat codes and have finished the shit, but I love this shit, I’ve heard about it the last month and the concept is genius but not as genius as this Fox Report with a psychologist trying to ruin our fucking fun by saying that Raping our boss who fired us is gonna taint us, and my expert opinion is that the bitch needs to get raped, seriously she’s so uptight and serious with all her theories about how this shit is going to turn us into school shooters, when really the worst I see happening is that you end up teaching your boss a fucking lesson for not following traditional gender roles, where we’re the fucking boss….here’s a better video with some more footage of it that I hope sells you on the shit and gets you downloading it….

All I gotta say is let Japan be fuckign Japanese, what the fuck do we know about their culture to say shit is wrong according to our Christian bullshit philosophy…Fuck off America.

Posted in:Rape