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2010

25

Mar

Bad Next Top Model of the Day

I am surprised this show is still on the air. Not one of the winners of this show has ever become a Top Model, leading me to believe that the whole thing is nothing but serious bullshit lies…you know a scam to make Tyra more money than her fat ass has already managed to make with her bullshit….so I take pleasure in seeing her contestant fall twice on her model walk….just to remind you all that this show is retarded, and to take pleasure in watching some girls dreams come shattering down in a 45 second clip….it’s like these 45 seconds put her in her fucking place and I like reality checks like that….

Here are some pictures of Tyra Banks looking horrible without make-up from the other day….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:ANTM|Tyra Banks

2010

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Summer is coming…Girls are wearing less clothes and licking ice cream cones like they are training for a career in porn….instead of settling down and having kids forcing you to spend the afternoon with your annoying kids and their friends getting ice cream cuz it’s your turn…or instead of getting dumped by their boyfriend leading to their emotional ice cream eating…not that I’ve ever found ice cream that hot…especially after my wife committed herself to ice cream and ended up looking like something made out of ice cream, just the 300 pound version and not the little blob in your cup…it’s just all I saw on the streets today, but in my defense I never really make it far while sober….

But I do make my stepLINKS and here they are….enjoy…

Guess Which Celebrity Blonde Tiger Woods Was Banging Before Her Father Put a Stop To It?
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And Today in Real Housewives Lesbian Love Affairs….
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The 20 Worst Action Movie Stars of All Time
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Because we All Need Some Sluts Now and Again, No?
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When Pole Dancing Goes Right – VIDEO
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Pizza Roll Challenge In Reverse – VIDEO
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The Naughtiest Cheerleaders In History
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I Don’t Know Who Amelle Berrabah is But Here’s Her No Panty Upskirt
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The 10 Hottest Illinois Women
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mischa Barton is Digging For Gold
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Why Watch All These Movies When You Can Just Watch The End? – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Has Been All Over the Place
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Wet Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Karen Mulder is Topless
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Dirty Dirty Kids Toy
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I’m All About Eve’s Ass
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Face is Getting More Fucked Up By The Day, But Her Body is Still Amazing
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Guess What Amy Winehouse Calls Her Pussy?
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Kagney Plays With Sex Toys with a Friend
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Candice Swanepoel and Friends
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out the Rack on This Teen
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Just Because
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Angell Conwell’s Body is Out of Hand
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Kate Gosselin is a Rotten Mother and I Wish She Was Dead
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Clara Gets Her Pussy Licked
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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When Lady Gaga Isn’t Covered in Trash Bags and Wearing Garbage on Her Head, She Can Actually Look Semi Okay
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Christina Shire is Worth Taking a Look At
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10 New Haircuts Joe Biden Should Try
(This is Awesome)
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Aerobics Asses – VIDEO
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I Wanna Go Bowling With Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez
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Nikki Sims is an Ice Cream Sundae
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Jessie Canizales is Hot and Slutty
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Kate Moss is a Party Animal
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Facebook Blamed for Syphilis
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Best Game Ever – Lesbian or Conservative Bitch
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ROGUE COLLECTOR PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Blonde Chick in Her Underwear Being Wild
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Buy Yourself Some Stupid Fucking Shit
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Black Men Are Scared of Black Chicks – Here’s the Proof….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

24

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens is a Mess of the Day

I like to keep track of all girls who get naked and put their pictures on the internet….So here’s Vanessa Hudgens lookin like a bit of a mess. She’s got the tag still on her dress, the band aid on her leg, and the whole thing is amazing to me…not so much because she’s sloppy, but more because I know she takes nude pictures of herself and sends them to her boyfriends, something I wouldn’t require from a girl if I was in the dating scene now, and something I appreciate when boyfriends get bitter and make shit up and definitely something I don’t ask for from my wife, because we don’t need proof that shit actually exists and isn’t just bad movie make-up or a cartoon of a fat girl….but when young girls do it, especially when they are on shows designed for kids, it is totally amazing….that’s why we care what this bitch is doing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mess|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

24

Mar

Miranda Kerr is a Model Who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

I love models but think they should stick to getting pictures of them taken either half naked or while modeling because nothing says really fucking boring like this Victoria’s Secret bitch Miranda Kerr in these pictures of her just living life, something no guy I know is really into seeing, as we see girls just living life all the fucking time…Show us your fucking tits, it’s not like you’re not a whore who gets in her underwear for money, like a stripper only better paid and “classier” according to the public, excluding me, because I know half naked for money is still half naked for money…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model

2010

24

Mar

Sophie Monk Showing Off Leg of the Day

There’s just something about Sophie Monk that I can’t get enough of. Sure she’s a useless whore who can’t get work who latches on anything she can to get noticed..

Her meal ticket cheated on her with Paris Hilton a long time ago, and I’m pretty sure that left her with herpes and since then she was just filler who walks around Hollywood and people take pictures of when they don’t have better people to take pictures of…

She has tried really hard to become famous from nude scenes, to scandals, to staged bikini pictures, but for some reason nothing ever sticks, except maybe her herpes, since that shit is for life…but that’s more reason to like her…she’s hungry and she looks good and is the exact person I would pretend I was a producer to get in her pants…and it would work…even though I look homeless and smell like piss…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk

2010

24

Mar

Audrina’s Stalker in Court of the Day

So a dude got busted dropping off letters at Audrina’s house and he must be crazy cuz everyone knows Audrina can’t read. Some stalker….

He was in court and he got frustrated I couldn’t hear a word of what he was saying but apparently it is funny…but not as funny as admitting to the world that you stalk Audrina Patridge, who is fucking useless and barely celebrity….almost as bad as getting arrested for stalking the bitch who works at Starbucks cuz she smiles at me and a smile means she is my wife in my culture that I invented for the sake of justifying why my dick is exposed and I’m asking for a Latte, if you know what I mean…

But in more interesting news, you can use online dating to make tons of money….from lonely, desperate women looking for love….a hero who with a strategy that makes sense….

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|stalker

2010

24

Mar

Bar Refaeli is Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

After seeing these pictures I made a run for the local deli, where I picked up bagels, cream cheese and Lox, smoked meat and latkes, kanishes and whatever else the Asian guy who owns a Jewish deli told me was Jewish food, because I figure it’s the first step in getting to know Bar Refaeli without actually getting arrested in the process, you see you can’t convert to be Jewish without knowing what you’re going to be forced to eat in the process and you can’t get close to Bar Refaeli without dressing up like a Rabbi looking for donations…The only issue with me converting is the fact that I don’t believe in religion and that I’ve been eating a pig for the last decade, sure she’s my wife, but I’m sure they’ll hold it against me….

Not to mention, I’m sure there is already a line-up of richer, funnier, more charismatic Jewish guys with better futures willing to drop their wives, their girlfriends and pack their bags and move to Israel for this girl…she is like the top of their food chain…the pack leader…the mystical Jewish woman they read about as young Jewish boys…

But luckily we still get to have fun with her and here she is in lingerie for Passionata some Lingerie company that probably paid her a lot of money for these pictures…so keep that in mind as you cum on your belly….

Here she is at the event celebrating all the money they spent on her amazing body…you know draw as much attention as you can to the shit to make it make sense….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Lingerie|Passionata

2010

24

Mar

Christina Aguilera is a Cocktease in Shorts of the Day

Christina Aguilera is a cocktease. Not only did she get married young and have a baby young, killing our fantasies early on, before she got old and tired and we had no choice by to kill our fantasies ourselves, in some kind of jerking off suicide…but also in releasing her new single…from her new album….

On Her Website she was advertising a new song was going to drop and there was a countdown…when the countdown hit zero…they released the lyrics to the fucking song…and no song…that’s some bait and switch shit if I’ve ever seen one…What the fuck can you do with lyrics..but I guess it involves her fans spending the next 20 hours trying to figure out the melody of the song on their own or some shit and posting it on youtube or some shit…

Now, I’m not a fan of much other than her tits and the fact that I thought I’d bang her at least once before I die, but that marketing lie would seriously piss me off…If I was sitting here at the computer waiting for the, you can’t fucking trick me like that…It reminds me of when girls promise me nudes and send me a pic of a naked old lady after I invest hours in making them feel pretty…and that makes me fucking angry….

Here are some pics of her with stupid hair and a stupid outfit showing off some leg….and in 20 hours we can all cry masturbating to her angelic voice in shitty pop song format again…good times…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Shorts

2010

24

Mar

Girl Jake Gyllenhaal Pushed Interview of the Day

If you’ve been reading this site the last few days, you will know I had a little altercation with Jake Gyllenhaal that his people and the restaurant he was in are trying to make disappear. They’ve even sent the Jake Gyllenhaal fan club into my comments to defend his honor and take away my credibility….

They are trying to make me look out like a liar. They are threatening me saying the incident didn’t happen. They are saying I am trying to get publicity, but I didn’t have a fucking camera…my website traffic hasn’t gone up. I haven’t made money. The girl involved doesn’t want her name attached to something so stupid and my name is left out of 95% of reports and prior to this event I didn’t even really know who Gyllenhaal was or how to spell his stupid name…I didn’t even recognize him when he was in the bar until people told me who he was…I write about celebrity pussy not celebrity pussies….

I just went to a bar, made a comment and insanity ensued and wrote what I saw on my personal blog. I am allowed to write what I saw on my blog.

There was also no crime in what he did…people shove people in bars…that’s why there is no police report…we aren’t babies who really care that much about this and it’s not like he beat the fuck out of the girl or something we are trying to make into a bigger deal than it is, he just shoved her in his fit and I was mad that he made her cry so I hit my site.

Everyone loves him so much thanks to marketing but he throws down temper tantrums better than a 5 year old rich kid…believe it or not, what you see isn’t what he actually is…

I love that the mainstream media is saying “We have the real story” when not one person has asked me or the girl I was with what happened-they’ve just decided that it didn’t happen on their own…Maybe they’ve asked Jake’s People…or the Bar trying to protect it’s reputation….Bullshit….

That was until today….when a local blog interviewed the girl who got shoved by him….

Now, I am officially ready for this to die like it was Heath Ledger…It’s as boring as Gyllenhaal’s IMDB page.

To Read Her Story Follow This Link – It’s translated from French – But It Is Accurate
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Posted in:Jake Gyllenhall|Montreal

2010

24

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I was talking to a girl the other day who was going through her Victoria’s Secret catalog and I had a flashback of when the Victoria’s Secret catalog was the closest thing most men had to porn. I remember ordering the shit to my shithole apartment under a woman’s name because I didn’t want people working there thinking I was some kind of queer who buys women’s underwear, when I really just wanted it for good old fashioned jerking off…It was a simpler time where I didn’t have to dig through porn sites for something I haven’t already seen or something I am not already bored of…back when a little leg, midsection and cleavage wasn’t pathetic to cum to…It’s like they brought bikini porn into the home…a campaign for bikinis I got nothing by love for….

Whenever I think of how Victoria’s Secret has campaigned so hard to get bikini pictures into our everyday life, I remember the time I campaigned for bikinis…sure I was working on getting mandatory bikinis back when I volunteered for a senior aquarobics class and I was tired of seeing the bitches in this awkward one-piece suits with skirts attached the shit like they were 5 despite being 80. I tried for the whole “you are what you wear, so dress young and it will make you feel younger and all the youth are in 2 pieces and if you dress like an old lady you feel like an old lady ” kind of logic, but I ended up getting fired proving that you can get fired even when you’re not getting paid….

Posted in:Bikini|Candice Swanepoel