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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

25

Mar

Shauna Sand and Her New Purse Carrier of the Day

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I don’t know if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape but she’s got a pretty scary pussy, one you probably wouldn’t put in a white bikini, unless you had some duct tape, or really any moisture barrier, but Shauna Sand, doesn’t really give a fuck what people think, proven by her bottom feeding sex tape making, and well pretty much everything else about her that makes me think she was abused as a kid. From fake tits, to fake hair and fake lips in stripper shoes all for male attention to fill some void….and the real sad thing in all this is that she replaced her last homosexual boy toy with some new homosexual boy toy, who I guess has more skills at carrying her purse…

Either way, this should be illegal.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boy Toy|Disgusting|Fake Tits|Shauna Sand|White Bikini

2010

25

Mar

Some More Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

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You know my life is pretty fucking shitty when I do two posts on Kelly Bensimon in one day…She’s a ripped mom in a bikini who I really don’t know much about, or really care to know anything about, because she seems like a rich bitch trying to get attention cuz she’s bitter her ex husband left her fat ass, so she hit the gym and spends all his money with a fucking smile. The kind of girl who makes her relationships as public as she can so that it gets back to him as a “fuck you, I don’t need you, I just need your money”…

I just can’t help but post pictures of anyone getting her titties sorted out by a helper, no matter how old, or how much she likes her ripped body to get fucked by young cock…and this post confirms yet again, that I suck at life…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Bensimon

2010

25

Mar

Kesha and Her Shitty Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I hate giving this kind of trash any fucking attention. Really. I like to pretend Lady Gaga and all her followers or low-grade copycats don’t actually exist, since part of me hates that they are on TV, making money, and have a fan base, but all I needed was her in a shitty one-piece, showing off her shitty body, with a shitty Pixies tank top covering her shitty tits, to make me change my mind. I’m such a slut, way too fucking easy….seriously, I made an effort to ignore this joke of a human cuz I hate knowing she has a distorted perception of what’s actually going on in her career and she goes to bed thinking she’s amazing, that she’s made it, cuz that’s what the media, her bank account, her number one song are telling her, instead of her thinking the truth which is that she’s a fucking joke that the media has made big for some fucking reason I will never understand…but I believe the truth will come out eventually…the free ride can’t last forever….at least I hope it doesn’t….because she’s fucking ugly….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Ke$ha|Kesha

2010

25

Mar

Jessica Burciaga is a Shitty Model Who Does the “Hand Bra” of the Day

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This nobody is some Mexican American low level “model” who was in Playboy last year and has been in a bunch of garbage magazines keeping her nice and obscure…because there are hundreds of girls in the world who are just a cheesy and as hot and as willing to get half naked as this bitch, making her nothing special….

I don’t know where these girls are from, or what makes them think they have a right to put out these kinds of pictures, but I blame Myspace cuz they all seem to seriously love getting in front of the camera and the only reason people notice is because we’re all fucking perverts…

I am not posting these pictures I am her fan or think she’s anything special, but because one of her fans emailed them to me and I got angry, not because there was a half naked girl who looks like every other cheesy half naked girl in shitty cheap glamor shot, but because she was doing the low level, bottom-feeding model who doesn’t really want to go nude, but wants to be as racy as possible to get noticed move…and that’s covering her tits with her hands…until she realizes the only way to make it is to let dudes cum on her face on camera…

It’s called the “hand bra”, there’s actually a fucking term for this stupidity and these fake models refer to it as a “Hand bra” and all I see is a cocktease whore who thinks she is better than what she is, who probably wears Ed Hardy and who should be getting paid to take cock, or give lap dances, but somehow her ego got in the way….and she’s just getting more attention than she fucking deserves…with her stupid fucking “hand bra”….

I hate this shit…just show us your fucking tits…it’s not like you’re holding out on anything that fucking great you cunt….

Posted in:Hand Bra|Jessica Buciaga

2010

25

Mar

Fifteen Years Old is the Age of the Day

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What it’s like to be young again….or to be in a country where 14 is legal….

First up is a video of an upset mother who signed a legal consent form for her daughter to get an abortion without knowing it was a legal consent form for her fifteen year old daughter to get an abortion. I am guessing she thought it was a school trip to an abortion clinic…so she’s doing like all Americans do and is sueing the school for helping her kid get an abortion, instead of bringing it to term to cash in on government money, like the mother wanted, otherwise she wouldn’t have raised her kid to get pregnant at 15…in another example of bad parents trying to cash in on their bad parenting…and the whoel thing is not so hot.

Next up, a 38 year old woman seduced her neighbor’s 15 year old son which is not legal in the USA. This is the kind of thing my dreams were made of as a 15 year old kid, but I didn’t have any horny 40 year old pussy willing to teach me the fucking ropes. I don’t think it’s a big deal at all, but that’s just because I wanted this to happen to me….but everything got fucked up because she let herself get knocked up by the 15 year old and pretended it was her husbands, who bailed her out of jail, something I doubt i’d be doing, unless the 15 year old my wife was fucking was a chick and getting her out of prison was going to involve me joining in on the fun….I mean….provided I’m in a country where 14 is legal…cuz fucking 15 year olds is not worth getting arrested for…they don’t have the practice you probably need…but the thought of being a molested 15 year old boy getting sex twice a week for 7 months is just fucking awesome…

That’s why Fifteen is the age of the day….

Posted in:Fifteen|Sex

2010

25

Mar

Cheryl Cole is Hot in a Real Shitty See Through of the Day

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I really haven’t figured out why I am posting these pictures. I guess I thought they were hot, even though they are of some gutter trash with prison tattoos who end up popstars married to soccer players, instead of in line at the abortion clinic for the fifth time because she can’t afford to have a fourth baby with a different man who works in the factory or at the mine diggin’ for coal before heading to the bar where she sits waiting for cock to have its way with her….

There are no nipples in these pictures, no ass shots, no cum stains, or anything…so don’t get too excited and pet the cat too hard.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Hot

2010

25

Mar

Paris Hilton’s Ex-Boyfriend Paris and His Ugly Surfing Girlfriend of the Day

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Her name is Hannah Cornett, she’s a pro surfer and not all that hot, but it is probably safe to say that she’s not dating Paris Latkis because of his fame, since he’s only known for being the rich kid who was fucking Paris Hilton for a few weeks back when Paris Hilton was fucking pretty much everyone…

I guess the nice thing about sharing a man with Paris Hilton is that you also share her strain of herpes…and that shit’s gotta be designer herpes, you know upper class herpes, cuz there’s no way all herpes are made the same, it just wouldn’t make sense that the scabs on her rich pussy are the very same scabs some gutter crackwhore has on hers…

I just don’t believe that’s possible…oh wait…yes it is…so that means Paris Hilton’s pussy is like a crackwhores and now so is Hannah Cornetts, because no one uses condoms anymore…I bet swimming in the ocean for a job must feel great on those wounds…thank god for Valtrex….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Hannah Cornett|Surfing

2010

25

Mar

Kate Moss Looks Like Death and I Like it of the Day

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I like Kate Moss because she looks like she smells. You know the kind of pussy you never forget because the rash you get from whatever is living in her dirty hipster fashionista art fat UK bush, ends up ravagin your cock. I think she’s hot, whether she’s got open sores on her face or one eye sagging a little more than the other. The fact that she likes getting fucked up and partying all the time, whether she’s got a kid or not, or the fact that she fucks dirty rockstar dick, probably unprotected, is just the kind of risk taker that gets me off, so seeing these pictures of her enjoying her retirement and insane money getting wasted, is inspiring…Other people see rock bottom, but I see hope….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kate Moss|Wasted

2010

25

Mar

Kelly Bensimon in Her Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some wallet fucker who managed to get noticed. Maybe it has to do with her keeping her ex-husbands name, who in case you didn’t know, is some rich fashion photographer who has kids with bitches like Elle Macpherson, or maybe it’s because of her talent as a well respected model no ones ever heard of….

She’s on a show called Real Housewives of New York that I fucking hope you don’t watch, and she’s got a pretty ripped fucking body, especially for a mother of two, but the probably with bitches with really ripped bodies, is that they kinda start lookin’ like dudes.

I’m not into tired, haggard, old, sloppy pussy, but you probably are, so here she is in her bikini….and the pictures are about as inspiring as this post. Thanks Kelly Bensimon for being totally uninspiring. You cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Bensimon|old

2010

25

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Model who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

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I don’t like seeing models when they are fully clothed and not modeling…who gives a fuck about them living their everyday lives, spending the insane amounts of money that they made by just lookin’ good and standing around in exotic places half naked all day….

I do like seeing them in photoshoots, when their hair and make-up and photoshop is on their side but more importantly, they’re half naked….

Because I’ve been to a couple of bars over the years where I’ve been stuck next to models, what you don’t see in the pictures, is that they are really fucking tall and big, making me feel like the little bitch most of you probably think I am….

I’m more into girls I can at least fantasize about having sex with, you know the kind of girl I can visualize spinning around on my pathetic dick, not girls I’m scared may not make it through the bedroom door without ducking, but I’m definitely down with seeing them in picture….just not these kinds of pictures…but the pictures they make millions for…

So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a bar, being a bad mother, but maybe that’s just the Brazilian way….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Model