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2010

05

Feb

Nancy O’Dell is My Inspiration of the Day

Nancy O’Dell is the reason I even know what celebrity gossip is. She’s really the mentor who I’ve never met who has guided me and inspired me to get into this world in the firt place.

I even wrote a poem about her:

Nancy O’Dell
When you got pregnant
I feared your pussy
would go to hell
but it didn’t
good deal

It’s a work in progress and I’ve never written a poem before but that’s just want Nancy O’Dell does to me..I’m bullshitting, nothing but laziness inspired me to get into this shit and I don’t even know if what I do counts as being in “celebrity gossip”, since I never leave my couch in Canada and because I think Hollywood is a disgusting pool of the lowest quality, insecure people no one cares about in the world, but I have always thought Nancy O’Dell was seriously worth fucking, making celebrity gossip almost tolerable back when I had a TV and she wore cleavage shirt…..so here are some recent pics of her, she looks like old plastic shit, but that makes her good enough for me….and in turn, good enough for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Inspiration|Nancy O'Dell

2010

05

Feb

Rozyln Papa Needs More Love of the Day

In response to all the emails that have been coming in about these pictures, I just wanted to make it clear once and for all that this is not a picture of me creeping on this bitch you’ve never heard of. See, I generally don’t leave my couch and I sure as hell don’t wear a leather jacket or look this clean….and the truth is that no one emailed me asking me if these pictures were of me, I just like to pretend I am that important and that hot chicks with fat tits and fat asses are banding together to hunt me down…we’re all allowed to dream….

Her name is Rozyln Papa, she’s fucking hot, she’s got nice tits and she was kicked off the bachelor after the second week, proving her dream to get noticed and establish a real career like all the bachelor contestants before her just didn’t play out as well as she had charted, but I think she needs another chance, ideally in a low level movie that has a lot of nude scenes…like a porno.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hot|Rozyln Papa

2010

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I went into the McDonald’s a frequent and the guy who normally gives me free shit, cracked the fuck down on me, he told me the free ride was over and he was gonna lose his job. I told him he’s a little pussy cuz only pussies take their deadend loser jobs seriously….then I realized that the reality is these McDonald’s workers aren’t actually kids trying to learn responsibility, or immigrants trying to live the American dream, or even old people forced to retire lookin to make money to pay for the cat food they eat, but in reality it’s just a bunch of psycho’s who smile when they serve you because they know they are slowly killing you.

That’s why they are happy when they work and come across like everything’s a fucing day camp, cuz in being disgruntled at least they know they are contributing to your death with every order you make, whereas other disgruntled employees at other jobs can just spit in your shit, or bottle it up and drink heavy….

Not that it matters…..what does matters….

Please Do This Survey For The Girl I’m Trying to Bang/Watch Masturbate on Cam’s Homework Assignment…No One Bothered Helping Me Yesterday…and She’s Already Stopped Describing Her Pussy To Me…Come on People…I love helpin girls with their homework…..and you Should Too…
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Here are my stepLINKS…..


Check Out These Hot Fucking Tits
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Here is the Proof, Once and For All, That Tila Tequila is Batshit Fucking Crazy
(Must Must Read)
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Some Asian Bitch is Doing All She Can To Look Like Jessica Alba and It’s Kinda Gross
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The 15 Greatest Celebrity Arrests, Rants and Mugshots
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Because If Your Day Was as Insane As My Was, you’re Gonna Need a Bit of a Release
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A Sexy Throwback Photoshoot Of Beyonce From 2003
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Kelly Brooke Doing the Splits is Giving Me All Sorts of Ideas
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Patrick Stewart From Star Trek is Amazing, I Don’t Care What He is Talking About
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I Dunno Who Erin Wasson is But She is Topless and Lookin Fine
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Kate Hudson is So Desperate But Yeah I’d Still Fuck Her
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Is The Music Industry Seriously in This Bad of Shape? – VIDEO
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You Can’t Blame a (Homo) Slut For Trying!
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Hot Teen Stretches Her Ass With a Dildo
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Oh Well Here’s a Fucking Surprise and By a Surprise I Mean Not a Surprise. At All
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Bikini Snow Angels….Nicceeee – VIDEO
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Three Cheers For Carol!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Raekwon From Wu Tang Clan is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Casey Johnson Died of Natural Causes…Yeahh….Riiiight
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kylee Reese is Sexy
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Jessie James is Lookin’ Fully Bangable
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Serious Assage – A Gallery
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Beyone is Way More Cute When She Talks Versus Flinging Her 8000$ Weave Around On Stage, Even If I Think the Product She is Hawking is a Piece of Shit
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Chelsea Handler is Amazing and I Love Her – VIDEOS
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dancing With the Stars Just Got a Whole Lot More Diseased
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Michelle Moore Is Easy on the Eyes
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Aurelia Gliwski- Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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I Wanna Be All Over Jenna Dewan
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Mel Gibson Will Rip Off Your Head and Shit Down Your Throat
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Kate Moss is a Mess and I Love It
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When Did Julia Roberts Get SO Catty and Fun?!
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And That’s Why You Don’t Make a Nerd Mad – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Sarah Mutch is Topless
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A Little Bit of Jamie Will Make a Bad Day Better
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Oh Come On, You Know You Like a Little Peen Now and Again!
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Physicists See Michael Jackson’s Face
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BONUS – HELP A GIRL WITH HER HOMEWORK – DO THIS SURVEY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

04

Feb

NBC’s Racist Menu of the Day

Questlove posted the menu from NBC’s Black History Month menu and I think shit looked pretty good, bu Questlove thought it was racist…NBC tries to celebrate a bullshit holiday the blacks were given to apologize for taking them out of their dung huts and turning them into cotton pickers, and the black employee turns on them….

All I know is that I hope this gets Questlove from the Roots fired from NBC for breaching a contract and when they take him and his fat ass off the air, I hope they bring Jimmy Fallon with him.

I hate people who bitch about a little insignifican comedy at work. Who jeopardize the people who write their paychecks for being over sensitive and quick to call things racist….

Who gives a fuck if NBC made this a fucking menu, it’s soul food, everyone knows that means black food, what the fuck is wrong with people and why are people so fucking easily offended. Y

Questlove blocked me on Twitter, so it’s safe to say he is totally an emo cry baby pussy piece of shit….I think what NBC finally did something funny…and Questlove is just trying to get more publicity for himself….or this shit is staged…someone needs to fire the unappreciative prick.

Seriously, this menu is only racist if you think it is, the reality is that they could be a lot more racist…like they coulda had “Fat White Chick” on the menu, cuz I don’t know one black guy who drinks Aquafina, but I do know plenty who drink fat white chicks….use this comments to think of the ways NBC coulda been more racist.

Posted in:Black History Month|NBC|Racist

2010

04

Feb

Lucy Lawless Sex Scene in Spartacus of the Day

Rememeber Lucy Lawless….of course you do…I don’t know why I bothered asking that, when I know as you make your weapons for simulated battles in the park, you know the catapult, and the fucking lance and other Braveheart shit that prevents you from seriosuly getting laid, you always fall back on Lucy Lawless to guide, to show you the way and to make you feel loved when you are in the process of making love to yourself. As a virgin loser, you are loyal to your fantasies, as much as you are loyal to you videogames, you comic books and your fake god that guides you into battle every Sunday afternoon….so you’ll like this, if not for seeing tits but for the idea that in the era of Spartacus you had slaves service you before fucking, reminding us how conservative and shitty we’ve become…

Via – Whoever made the show Spartacus and TotallyCrap for posting it.

Posted in:Lucy Lawless|Sex Scene

2010

04

Feb

Loredana Jolie Ferriolo is a Tiger Woods Mistress With Fat Tits of the Day

This is another one of the Tiger Woods’ mistresses on European TV and she’s got ridiculous tits.

I am pretty fucking surprised that people are still talking about Tiger Woods, or caring what he does in his spare time, if motherfucker was a rapist pill-popping alocholic and still played a good game of golf, it’s actually makes motherfucker even more impressive a player…not that that is the case, but seriously, who fucking cares….If I was him, I woulda been doing the same thing a hell of a lot longer and people need to leave him the fuck alone, cuz marriage is a life-sentence for all parties involved, only for Tiger’s wife, her life-sentence pays for the good life, making her work harder to keep him happy…since the billions of dollars are his, I think dude should be allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants….like European TV, which unlike conservative American shit, posts titties, cuz titties are fucking part of life and should be on TV..and here are the mistresses tits….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Loredana Jolie Ferriolo|Tits|Whore

2010

04

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Porn of the Day

I don’t know about you, but there’s something really fucking erotic about a girl who lives in a fucking disgusting mess of shit. It’s like nothing says good mother like piles of dirty clothes, old rotting food and really who wants to fuck a bitch who is a girl who is going to be a good mother. That’s the kind of girl you marry, not the kind of girl you date rape after meeting in a club…so there is nothing more than I’d like to do right now than strip down and roll around in Lohan’s accumulation of stuff….I’m warning you, this video is fucking hot.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Porn

2010

04

Feb

Jessica Jane Clement Shows Off Her Body of the Day

This is some UK bitch who was on some reality show, who claims she’s a Glamour Model, a profession they should re-named “insecure girls with fake tits and shitty tattoos who are willing to show off their bodies in cheesy pictures some shitty photographer takes of them in hopes they’ll get noticed and shit will take them to the top cuz it’s all they have going for them”, but I guess it doesn’t have the same ring to it….here she is in some shoot…and I wouldn’t mind cumming inside her in exchange for false promises of giving her a big break…

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica-Jane Clement|Tits

2010

04

Feb

Amanda Seyfried in Big Love of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is damaged goods to me. Not because she’s getting fucked in this clip, if anything that’s her only redeeming factor, you see cuz the second a bitch does those shitty fucking hollywood Hallmark card type movies I want to shoot myself in the face after seeing the trailer for, I have a hard time thinking of them in the way I like to look at woman and that’s as the whores they are even if she sacrificed her career, herself and our love by whoring herself for money by doing these movies, because that’s not the fun kind of whoring….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Big Love

2010

04

Feb

Ginger Spice Showin’ Off Some Bra of the Day

I like to think that Ginger Spice is holding onto whatever she had 15 years ago when she was just a chubby busty nude model becoming a Spice Girl you probably used to jerk off to….but the reality is that she probably doesn’t give a fuck about those days, or the attention she got, because all she has to do is look at her bank account and remember those years of whoring actually paid off even though she would have done it for free because being a whore is just in her blood, and even as a monther in her 40s, she can’t help but gie a glimpse of that…but maybe next time she should do it with a little more dick in her mouth.
or maybe she doesn’t give a fuck about that chubby, busty pussy she once was, and

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|See Thru