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2010

22

Jan

Maria Sharapova Half Ass Flash of the Day

Tennis is the one sport I can handle watching because it is the televised sport closest to porn that I’ve found. I went into this yesterday and don’t think I have to really get into it again…just think grunts, panties, camel toe, sweat, grunts, faces of struggle and pain, ass, athleticism, heavy breathing, hard nipples and sometimes on women who don’t look like dudes. Some guys will always dig tennis playing pussy and I just happen to be one of them….

Posted in:Ass|flash|Maria Sharapova

2010

22

Jan

Stephanie Pratt Whoring Out in a Parking Lot of the Day

You know what the world is missing….more Stephanie Pratt hanging out in parking lots to cocktease us into thinking that will one day be her profession now that The Hills have been replaced by Jersey Shore, MTV just doesn’t realize it yet. Seriously, these idiots are fucking done and I’m excited to replace writing about them, to paying them to rim my asshole for a bag of shitty coke, see I’ve always had a thing for ugly hookers because it makes the whole thing far more believable…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt|Whore

2010

22

Jan

Lady Gaga Fan Kicked Out of Concert of the Day

One of Lady Gaga’s fan got kicked out of her concert and took it to the streets where he decided to stop traffic with his dick. He ended up getting arrested for what I guess he thought was a genius idea at the time because I can only assume being forced to listen to Lady Gaga perform would make me want to throw away my freedom and strip myself of my worldy possessions before jumping into traffic…next time let’s hope the authorites go after the real fucking pantsless criminal who brain washes the public with her bullshit memorable music…but unfortunately the public doesn’t see her as the threat I do…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:fan|flash|Lady Gaga

2010

22

Jan

Taylor Momsen Shows the World her Young Vagina of the Day

Nothing quite says our society is in a good place like a 16 year old girl in a skirt short enough to show the world her underdeveloped cuz she’s only had her period for a year uterus.

It’s one of those things that is totally disconnected and backwards from the laws we are forced to live under, at least the laws most Americans have to live by, cuz 16 is legal where I am from, because they government realizes that 16 is totally equipped to fuck and in Taylor Momsen’s case, dressed to fuck.

Seriously, this outfit is the kind of shit strippers wore in the 90s. The shit hookers would wear to let you know they were hookers but all of a sudden teenage girls are wearing this shit invented to give dudes boners and the second we try to fuck the shit, or lure them to a park off myspace, we get arrested and in some cased humiliated on TV….

I don’t believe the whole “She’s dressed to get raped” argument, but seriously, if the law lets girls wear this shit, the law can’t make a motherfucker a sex offender for trying to fuck this shit, it just isn’t fair.

Not that Momsen is hot, she looks more like a cartoon character or some kind of muppet but when they are 16, most of the time their overall look doesn’t matter, cuz their tight teen bodies overpower their ugly faces….

But you get what I am saying….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Short Skirt|Taylor Momsen|Vagina

2010

22

Jan

Lily Allen’s Got Disgusting Sloppy Legs of the Day

I may hate my life but not as bad as Lily Allen’s legs hate her. They are staging a revolt…or some kind of shit to overthrow her career cuz they’re ready to just sit around and eat chocolate…they are done with this singing bullshit…it’s like they are in Haiti and they are starting to rape and piledge cuz their desperation has put their humanity to the fucking test, only maybe her legs are the fucking earthquake killing the little sex appeal she may have had in a devastating rattle….

I don’t know what she was thinking when she decided to not wear pants in concert., but I’m assuming it was “Lady Gaga’s doing it, that means I have to do it”, without actually taking the time to look at her sloppy body in the mirror and remember how offensive that is to the average fucking person. I am sure there are sloppy cellulite fetishists out there, cuz there is a fetish for everything, but I doubt that’s gonna take your shitty bought career back to the top of the mainstream, because it’s vile.

Either way, here are the pics Lady Gaga is laughing at because she’s ugly and ugly girls always laugh at their rivals inadequacies…

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Posted in:Legs|Lily Allen

2010

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the last hour fighting with a Columbian who worked at the front desk of a 5 star hotel about whether I may or may not have accidentally walked into and accidentally ended up in the swimming pool area where I accidentally sat on the sidelines accidentally watching hot rich business women doing their afternoon workout session before I accidentally ended up in the gym where I accidentally watched other women in tight pants jogging and doing squats before accidentally walking into the women’s locker room thinking it was the men’s locker room…..It’s an honest fucking mistake and he just didn’t seem to get how it could happen, luckily cops weren’t called, we can all go back to normal life, but apparently making cocaine jokes to Columbians is like making Nazi jokes to Germans and doesn’t make them want to help you get out of your “misunderstanding”….


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Heidi Montag May Be Losing Her Fucking Mind…
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Brittany Murpheys Death May Have Been a Direct Result of Not Being Cast in Happy Feet 2….Wait, What?
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Who is Carrie Amstutz? I Don’t Know, But Her Body is Rockin
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Rihanna Does Redemption Song Badly on Oprah Dressed Like Gaga
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Close Up Pics Of Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits
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If You Thought Electric Guitars Were Already Electric, Think Again – VIDEO
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The Best Video Game Scenes in Movies Ever
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Because If You Don’t Have Your Own Slut In Your Life, a Loaner Will Have to Do
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The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
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Venus Williams Upskirt on the Tennis Court
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Who The Fuck in Their Right Min Would Marry Tara Reid
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The Haiti Telethon People Don’t Want Kanye West and I Don’t Fucking Blame Them
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25 Lazy Security Guards
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Oprah Giving Some Of Her Millions of Haiti Would Probably Do a Lot More Than Having Rihanna Sing On Her SHow, But Here’s The Video Anyways
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Kelly Bensimon is Gonna Be in Playboy and Here’s a Sneak Peek
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Miranda Kerr is Naked in the February Issue of GQ
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*IT’S OFFICIAL*
Conan’s Last Day is Tomorrow
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Shauna Sand is a True Role Model For Whores Everywhere
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Sigourney Weaver: Aging Stripper
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Alyssa Milano’s Outfit is Stupid But Man She is Still Hot
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Keeley Hazell Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Bobsleigh Girl’s Ass Explodes Through Suit
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play Wii Tennis Around a Galss Table – VIDEO ** WARNING BLOOD**
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Fried
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So THAT’s How They Do Dental Work in Mexico
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Crista Moore is My Kind of Lady
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Hey Lindsay, Smell My Ass
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Britain’s Best Bums
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Tori Black’s Booty it Oiled Up
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Meet Justene Jaro
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Apparently Yvonne Strahovski Strips Down to Her Panties
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ashley Steele
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Heather Vandeven Whips Off Her White Bikini
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Gotta Love a Redhead
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Revisiting Eliza Dushku In FHM
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John Mayer is a Serial Masterbater
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What’s With The Sluts in LA Not Being Slutty Anymore
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

Jan

Julie Bowen Crawls Around in Her Underwear on TV of the Day

Her name is Julie Bowen, she’s turning 40 this year and here she is crawling around on TV in her underwear and she looks a lot more solid than any 40 year old fat bitch I know, but unfortunately for her that didn’t work so well for her career, sure she’s better off than stripping locally where she belongs, but she’s still just the slut willing to get in her underwear on TV, which is almost the same fucking thing, it just pays better….either way watch the clip…

Posted in:Julie Bowel|Underwear

2010

21

Jan

Berlin Fashion Show Nipple of the Day

It’s been a shitty day for celebrity jerk off material, so I figured I’d do what I used to do back when I had a TV and couldn’t find a music video that got me hard, or a french movie that had a nude, or a female figure skating competition to jerk off to, so I’d tune into the fashion channel where no matter what time of day at least one nameless model would be in a dress that was see thru and one nipple would be enough to make me cum.

Now this is a whole new generation, this site isn’t the only site online, and if anything you landed here accidentally, and if this was TV, I wouldn’t have been given a digital channel like I was Ted Turner, but I like to think you came thru lookin for something hot, and you’re probably already gone and jerking off to tranny porn you are into, but consider this fashion show nipple a little throwback to a simpler time, you know back when cumming was easier and less distracting with way less options….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Berlin|Fashion Show|Nipple

2010

21

Jan

Vampire Diary Cleavage of the Day

Vampires bore me. Someone needs to come up with a new monster or villian or horror movie character because shit is fucking repetitive. Zombies, Vampires, Ghosts, it’s like we still get off to the same bullshit our distant relatives did and I find that pretty fucking pathetic of us. We’ve got technology, we’ve evolved as a species so we should give people who try to change the horror front more respect instead of calling them creepy freaks, cuz relying on this played out shit is just fucking lazy and it isn’t getting old, it is fucking old….

What doesn’t get old though is small breasted girls who decide to show off their barely there tits because small breasted girls think about cleavage all the time since they struggle to have cleavage, while busty chicks try to hide the shit, flat chested chicks try to figure out scientific mechanisms to make it look like they do, which is really unfortunate cuz small breasts are fucking hot…substantially hotter than fake tits…but not quite as hot as the insecurity a girl has about her small tits cuz insecurity means more chance of getting laid…

The girl in these pics is named Katerina Graham from Vampire Diaries, she’s doing some promo shit for Planet Hollywood cuz I guess Planet Hollywood hasn’t gone bankrupt yet and she’s working her little tits as hard as she fucking can…..enjoy….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Katerina Graham|Vampire Diary

2010

21

Jan

Mariah Carey Cleavage in Concert of the Day

I think Mariah Carey’s tits would be more impressive if they weren’t attached to a set of seriously broad fucking shoulders…..you know the only thing that impresses me about fat girl tits is when those fat girl tits are small and that only impresses me on a scientific level because it makes no fucking sense to me why her entire body can be so big, but the one thing you want to have big, as small and awkward looking, because they still have the same shitty sag and shape as fat girl tit cuz they are still fat girl tits just scaled down….not that you care.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Concert|Mariah Carey