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2010

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS – I don’t really have anything else to say. I write too much. It’s pretty annoying. I’m gonna stick to making dead socialite jokes on Twitter cuz it’s more stimulating than talking to myself here….keepiong my humor darker than the line at KFC on cheap tuesday while staying as awkward as Christopher Reeves having sex after the horse accident but prior to dying….that’s about it for now….

On a sidenote send me pics of your tits for tit cancer awareness – I’m gonna donate 10 percent of proceeds to breast cancer…ideally in my mouth at a stripclub….whatever that means…

Rachel Zoe is Fucking Disgusting
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Saw This One Coming From a Mile Away: Tiger Woods = HOMO
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I Forgot What a Bangin Body Jessica Alba Has
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Who Is The All Time Hottest Internet Slut?
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Because Locating Whores Online Shouldn’t Be Difficult
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Save Yourself the Time – 5 Seasons of Lost in 8 Minutes
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Uncle Sam Deoderant
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French Model Estelle Lefebure Topless With 36C Boobs
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I’d Pay Good Money to Watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fuck
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Personally, I Think Koala Sex is Way Better Than Tennis, But That’s Just ME – VIDEO
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Seriously, What the FUCK is WRONG With Michael Lohan?
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Face First Into Failure – 25 Epic Faceplants
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Striptease of the Day
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Yeah, I’d Bang Trina
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Mini Me Looks An Awful Lot Like…
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Man This Casey Johnson Shit is Just Getting Sadder and Sadder
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Anna Faris Was Way Fucking Hotter With Blonde Hair, But I’d Still Ravage Her
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Ronald McDonald Has a New Enemy – VIDEO
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God Damn Shakira is Hot
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How To Wrap Your Cat for Christmas
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Jenny Takes a Shower – VIDEO
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Weightlifter FAIL – VIDEO
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Hottie Ends Up With a Very Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Holly and Lindy on the Fucking Machines
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Beatrice is a Model From Romainia
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Cute Teens Have a Sleepover
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kelly Hu in Lingerie
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Viola at the Lake
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Cameron is Pretty in Pink
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Throwback
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Jennifer Ling Will Make You Feel A Bit Better About Life
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Khloe Kardashian’s Vagina Will Turn into a Pot of Gold
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In Bed With Nikki Nova
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Rachel Weisz Is Damn Hot
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If Diet Pills Made The Kardashian Sluts Skinny, They Would Be Ally McBeal’s Size Now
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I’d Bang Kate Beckinsale Even Though She’s Wearing Acid Washed Jeans
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2010

07

Jan

The People’s Choice Awards and No One Cared Except Demi Lovato of the Day

Someone was talking to me about Whoopi Goldberg cuz he knows I jerk off to her every chance I get. He went on about how she’s won every award possible and he mentioned the “People’s Choice Award” and I was brought back to the 80s or some shit. I had no idea shit existed anymore, it just kinda disappeared in its total irrelevance, so when I got back home I googled the shit and saw that it was on last night, making for a pretty weird coincidence, you know a sign from fucking God that I was destined to watch the shit because an aquaintance told me about the shit the day it happened to be on, but that wasn’t enough of a reason for me to be bothered, it just sounds too cheap and shitty to waste my precious drinking time on, but apparently it was good enough for Demi Lovato and her possible nipple slip….probably because she was nominated or a winner because she was the only one who RSVPed attending the event so they had to scramble…either way….useless.

In the People’s Choice Awards’ Defense, Sofia Vergara was there with her tits and that may not make the show relevant but at least it got more tit than you did last night….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Pathetic|People's Choice

2010

07

Jan

Amanda Seyfried in a Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

I downloaded these pictures of the girl who made out with Megan Fox in some shitty movie I don’t think anyone saw, thinking that she was in a see thru shirt. It turns out that I was wrong, so I guess I’ll just move along now…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|See Through

2010

07

Jan

Kevin Connolly’s Groupie Pussy in a Black Bikini of the Day

At least one person is talking out about Casey Johnson’s death…and that one person is Nicky Hilton cuz she’s all emotional and has been getting involved in reclaiming her stuff from mooch opportunist Tila Tequila cuz the crackwhore was her best friend in the whole wide world, proving that Nicky Hilton a pretty shitty best friend who lets the people she claims are her best friends die alone in her apartment 4 days before being found, despite everyone knowing she was troubled as fuck….but it turns out that Casey Johnson was out on the beach in Hawaii with Nicky Hilton’s ex boyfriend, because I guess she thought faking her death would distract Nicky from knowing the truth that she stole her man.

I mean my theory may not be truth and this could just be a Entourage groupie lookin’ for attention by using her vagina to get close to Entourage cock or maybe she’s just happy with Entourage cock like the girl I know who banged Jamie Kennedy and thought it was the greatest thing, despite it being Jamie fucking Kennedy and not one single person she told thought it was as awesome as she did….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Black Bikini|Groupie|Kevin Connolly

2010

07

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Sucking on Shit of the Day

We all know Kristin Cavallari sucks shit in terms of her life, her career choices and pretty much everything about her…but now she’s actually sucking shit…off a spoon and that shit is ice cream cuz I guess emotionally eating is what you do when you realize you are worthless….at least that’s what my wife told me after years of me putting her down in hopes that she’d leave me but instead I’m not stuck with her and can’t even move her from room to fuckin room. Jokes on me! Assholes….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Sucking

2010

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Pretends to Take her Fat Ass to the Gym of the Day

Kim Kardashian is so committed to looking like she’s into being fit. It’s like she’s either promoting weight loss products on her twitter for $10,000 a tweet, or she’s running off to the gym or releasing work out DVDs, it’s like based on her efforts to come across as a fitness guru you’d think she was a modern day Jane Fonda…until you look at her and realize it’s all a fucking lie and too fat to be Jane Fonda, or Suzanne Sommers or Susan Powers or whoever else I used to jerk off to late night and if it’s not a fuckin’ lie and she actually is this health conscious, bitch was probably destined to be 500 fucking pounds, and the sad thing is that even if she was 500 pounds, I’m sure black dudes would still pounce on her fat ass and fat titties that she’s showing off in these pics….the second she was in range…..

Here she is going to the gym with her beast sister…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat Ass|Gym|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2010

07

Jan

Rihanna Whoring Out in a Bikini of the Day

I had this theory that Rihanna staged her beatdown to get a little more attention out of the media. I was told by a dude I know in Barbados that she would constantly travel down there with Chris Brown after the incident and that she’ was nothing but a typical Bajan cunt who beats herself up and calls the cops on her man to teach him a lesson and maybe that was truth, but based on these pictures of her with some athlete named Kemp, it looks like Chris Brown is out of the picture….and she seems pretty fucking needy lookin for reassurance from her new man and I can only assume it’s cuz Chris Brown finally dumped her crazy ass, and she is scared of having the same feelings of rejection when this dude realizes she’s more than just easy pussy and that she’s all in love with him and clingy cuz she never had a father and on his ass when he’s back on the road fucking bat girls, but again, I could be wrong. It happens……and here she is in a bikini lookin better than she did last week.

I still say: Deport her.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Rihanna|Whore

2010

07

Jan

Creepy Hairdresser of the Day

If you’re like me and bored of pulling your dick out for school girls on the subway, here’s a fun new hobby for you when you are on public transit. It seems to be a little more challenging to pull off but in my case will get a lot less girls laughing in my face about my embarrassing penis size that they even know is an embarrassing penis size at 13 or 14…..good times creepin’…

Posted in:Creep|Hair Cutter

2010

07

Jan

Dead Heiress Running Around in Her Panties of the Day

This is too funny……Nicky Hilton and Whore Who Fucks Her Dad Bijou Phillips went after Tila Tequila to get their dead friend’s dogs back…I guess cuz they know Tila killed Casey to get some publicity or maybe because they know Tila Tequila is a leech piece of shit we can only hope ends her suffering that’s she’s clearly been medicating with pills. I hate this rude, unstable, delusional talentless hack. She should have never been let off of myspace, America wronged us by trying to cash in on the Internet the only way they knew how….at a time they didn’t really get the internet….

I hate the bitch and her twitter addiction…I hate her twitter army of retards and I hate that she had a career off being a useless nobody. I hope the rest of the world will too.

The whole thing is stupid mainly cuz in a week no one will care about this death or the latch on trying to get publicity cuz of the death even if the latch on ends up ending herself.

Seriously, these people are not that important…we don’t really care…I just like the fall of Tila…I’ve seen it coming for a while….

Here’s a better video of the fake couple back when the bitch was alive – running around the streets in her panties…cuz that’s the kinda shit crackheads do….

This is TIla Tequila and Casey Johnson clearly high as fuck…..

Posted in:Casey Johnson|High

2010

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

Hey Jesus!

I’ve been a loyal fan of your blog since 2004 and have told everyone I know about it, but some of the people and
now myself, have picked up various bugs and Trojan horses from some of the links you recommended. I have a PC as
do some of the people whose encountered these problems and that may be the problem. I was wondering if you’ve had this problem too?

I love your no-bullshit blog and hope you continue to keep it real !!

Keep up the good work!

I don’t agree with SPAM, I don’t like SPAM, I don’t like how fuckers make big money off SPAM. It is not something I would link to intentionally and if I knew a motherfucker was SPAMMING, I wouldn’t link their site. I have a shitty mac….

Please email me the bad sites at info ( at )drunkenstepfather ( dot ) com…I take this shit seriously…..Cuddles….

And The Photoshop Award of the Day Goes To…
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The 50 Hottest Reality TV Stars Ever
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Gary Coleman May Be the Next Celebrity Death
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Amanda Bynes May Not Be Relevant, But These Pictures Of Her In Her Underwear Are Sure Helping
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Animal Attraction – VIDEO
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HARDCORE BABY! – VIDEO
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Kate Moss and Her Bikini Ass
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BREAKING NEWS!!! JESSICA SIMPSON HAS NEW HAIR!
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Boise State Marching Band WouldBe Lost Without It’s Cowbell Girl
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How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
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This Dog is Smarter and More Capeable Than You Are So You Should Probably Read This and Learn Something
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Striptease of the Day
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Yo! Wyclef’s Got Weed For Sale
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Yulia Voronin is a Teenager in a Bikini
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Get Ready to Puke in 3…2…1…
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Casey Johnson May Have Died Because She Was Too Drunk To Inject Herself With Insulin
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Chris Pine is Checking Out the Laker Girls and I Don’t Blame Him
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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christina Aguilera Looks Like a Drag Queen But I Would Still Bang Her
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Pixie Geldof, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Bar Refaeli in Bonita De Mas Lingerie
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Amy Reid Strips
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And That’s How You Know You Have a Horseshoe Up Your Ass
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Cutie Plays With Her Ass
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Mackenzie Miles on the Fucking Machines
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How To: Break Your Neck – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Tom Cruise and His Band Of Xenu’s Are Like Hitler, But Worse
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Danielle Lloyd Bikini Candids
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Who Would You Rather Fuck?
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Danni is Shakin’ That Ass
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Ana Ivanovic is Modeling Some Tennis Gear or Some Shit
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Gotta Love Tatiyana and Tia
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Jaime is See Through
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Erica is Wonder Woman
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Man I Don’t Know Who Amy Green is But I Am Glad I Do Now
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Some Afternoon Booty to Quench Your Thirst
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If Jennifer Lopez Deserved an Oscar, Then I Am Mickey Mouse
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Yeah, I’d Bang Kiera Knightley
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Younger Emo Chick Fully Shaved FULL FRONTAL
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Some Younger Chick Showing Off Tit….
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BONUS – THE WOMEN OF KING MAGAZINE AMAZING MONTAGE
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Sidenote – Sherri from The View is a Fucking Cunt Despite me Supporting her Show Daily….No Respect….Cunt

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