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2010

06

Jan

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are Idiots of the Day

I don’t give a fuck that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are trying to mess with the paparazzi by running around in stupid masks, it really only annoys me because I know that they probably think this is the funniest prank in the world.You know like an asshole who laughs at his own bad joke until you want to rip his fucking throat out.

They’ve done it before when Pete Wentz used his bagel as a cell phone and when He made a mask out of a paper plate and she’s just the cunt who humors him and finds him so funny and creative enabling this kind of behavior even though it is all just him masking his homosexuality.

I don’t know why I just posted on these idiots, let’s not bother lookin’ into it and instead, we’ll just move on….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Idiots|Pete Wentz

2010

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

This is the best joke I’ve heard all day:

this guy walks into a bar.. sits next to another guy. Some good conversation and a couple drinks later the guy says “I could fuck any girl in here”

the other guy says, “thats pretty ambitious, what makes you think that?”

The guy says “because I’m a rapist.”

I didn’t write that – I’m not good enough to write jokes – the closest thing I got to writing a joke was this:

So hungry I could eat a homeless womans pussy in hopes it had bugs in it like I was on survivor-unfortunately i’d do that if I wasn’t hungry

Only I wasn’t joking at all…I guess I’m a hack….and here are my stepLINKS….to drive that fact home…Enjoy….

4 Porn Stars Who Should Be In The Jersey Shore Porno
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian Are Pretending to Be Skinny and the Only Person They Are Fooling Is Themselves
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Katharine McPhee’s Cleavage Does Conan
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Here’s a Wedding That’s Going to Be a Fucking Mess
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Rory McDonald is 20 years old, Has a 9-0 record and is making his UFC debut. What Have You Done Lately?
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Snoop Dogg Does Soap Operas – This is Too Funny….
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Lohan’s Twitter Bikini Pic for Attention…
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Whores Are As Whores Do
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The PWNed Support Group – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Nip Slip, Obviously On Drugs
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Yeah I Totally Wanna Bang Hermoine From Haryy Potter
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I Can’t Get Enough of This Greenscreen Grandmas Video, So Here It Is Again
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This May Make You Question Your Sexuality…And Mine
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Some Celebrity New Years Party Pictures
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Stripfilme of the day
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THERE *IS* A TIGER WOODS SEX TAPE
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The Funny Thing Is, Under All That Make Up, Christina Aguilera is Actually Pretty Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sharon Stone Doesn’t Look Absolutly Disgusting For Once
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I’ve Been Wondering Where Phoebe Price Was – VIDEO
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Leighton Meester is Fucking AWful
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Can You Do Parkour While Jugging? He Can
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Upskirt On Argentinian TV
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Snowmobile Fail – VIDEO
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Blonde Hottie Oils Up Her Titties and Pussy
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Horny Slut Likes to Masterbate
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Now THIS is a Condom Commercial
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Itty Bitty Titties Are Lovely
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Brooke Mueller Was Boozing While She Was Pregnant
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Don’t Know Who Danielle Bux Is But She’s Wearing a Swimsuit, So Whatever
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Gotta Love a Lesbian Threesome
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Gotta Love a Lesbian 3some
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Bar Refaeli Sponsors Another “DAMN YOU, LEONARDO DICAPRIO!” Post
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Anne is Sporty…And Naked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Deny and Iris Have a Special Friendship
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And More Racism From KFC
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Snoopdogd is Fucking Amazing
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Not Only Does Little Bow Wow Drink and Drive He Tweets While Doing It Too. Genius
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Why Are Babes From Sweden So Hot?
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Girl Putting Lotion on Her Tits….Hot Video……
http://www.fun-vids.org/hosted/media/big-boobs-getting-creamed,716.php”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Pam Anderson’s Nipple Slip
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick and Her Tit Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

05

Jan

Chick in a Bikini has Drunk in Public Pee of the Day

Here’s a video some insider leaked to me from a tour bus parked outside some concert this past summer. It is of some tight body chick taking a pee in public not knowing the band, or people with the band are videotaping the entire thing. It’s pretty fucking amazing but I mean when is drunk hot enough pussy peeing in public not amazing….so watch it…

Posted in:PeePee|Public Peeing|stepTV|Tour Bus

2010

05

Jan

Sienna Miller Riding her Banana Boat of the Day

Sienna Miller was out in her bikini yesterday and everyone already posted the pictures already…. except me. I decided to post them a day late, since I’ve seen her naked a whole lote and thought these pics were a waste of fucking time but knew if I was first on the shit, it would give people the wrong idea about me, they’d think I was so excited to see the bitch that I followed everyone’s lead and I figured I had to wait it out until shit was actually a waste of time to everyone already saw the shit…at least that’s what I tell people, the reality is that I was too lazy and uninterested for the pics, but today they won my heart because she’s riding one of those inflatable bananas cuz she loves riding banana and shit got me all excited….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Banana Boat|Bikini|Sienna Miller

2010

05

Jan

Gwen Stefani’s Man Body in a Bikini of the Day

The day Gwen Stefani started wearing that pregnant belly prosthetic, I knew she was commited to pretending she was a chick despite having no doubt her No Doubt tits weren’t attached to something with a pussy, but were more likely designed by LAMB for someone with a cock and now she’s on the beach in a bikini keepin up the tranny lie. I’m not sure when or if she’s going to give up the act, she seems to have invested a lot into making the world think those broad shoulders, ripped stomach and garbage tits are not something you’d find on a mother of two but more on a topless pit boy high on poppers in the gay club and ready for anal…..but instead her and Rossdale are going suburban with their homosexual marriage and the whole thing weirds me out…

If you don’t believe Rossdale’s a fag and that Stefani’s a man just read his Wikipedia….

In his 1995 autobiography Take It Like A Man, Boy George claimed that Rossdale had an affair with the British singer Peter Robinson, a.k.a. Marilyn. In a 1996 interview for Rolling Stone, Rossdale responded with a shrug: “That’s George’s take – he doesn’t know me. There’s a queue of people going to their lawyers about stuff in his book. I hope he manages to sell some books by putting my name in there.” Elsewhere Gavin said, “I wasn’t dating Marilyn. We were, and still are, good friends. George thinks everyone is gay.”Marilyn also denied the affair, but later claimed to have lied at Rossdale’s request because Rossdale “was just becoming successful in America” at the time of the revelation. In 2009, Marilyn said they had been “together five years” in the 1980s, but Rossdale’s representative denied the story. Marilyn added “Gavin and Gwen are perfect for each other, but he was the love of my life.”

I’m not reporting news here people – I’m reporting fact

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Gwen Stefani

2010

05

Jan

Ashley Olsen’s Hipster Jog of the Day

I hate hipsters. I thought that shit would have died by now but for some reason it’s just become mainstream even though the idiot hipsters still think they are part of an exclusive group despite being part of the idiot masses. Something I thought was the total opposite of being a hipster so I get confused when I see a huge mass of jaded, cynical, indy people because I used to think “indy” or whatever it is that hipsters stand for besides no washing, pretending to be artists and cooler than fucking cool while dressing like they don’t have a trust fund….and you can partially blame the Olsen Twins and their “Hobo” chic back when they were the fashion icons they were labeled by the media despite lookin’ like Michael Jackson’s love child with a Treasure Troll and here she is taking her cause to another level while jogging and not missin’ a fucking beat from her marriage to leggings and ripped ratty flannel. What a fucking joke.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Olsen|Hipster|Jog

2010

05

Jan

Harvey Weinstein and His Wife Georgina Prove Money Buys Pussy of the Day

Wanna know what multi-millionaire movie producers get? Hotter pussy than they deserve, proving that girls like money more than they like juiced abs you’d find on the Jersey Shore……here are the pics…to remind you if you’re a fat useless fuck – figure out a way to make millions – it’s easier than hitting the gym and the rewards are much greater….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Georgina Chapman|Gold Digger|Harvey Weinstein

2010

05

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s Rocking Old Lady Body in a Bikini of the Day

I get a lot of hate mail suprisingly about Victoria Silvstedt because you’d think she’d be hardly known by now, a decade after her stint as a Playboy centerfold, but commited virgins prove yet again that they can never get over that obsession with that one girl, like they are monogamous fantasizers, whether it is someone from High School or a blue person in Avatar, they take their love seriously and they get offended that someone doesn’t see the vision of beauty they see everytime they look at their chosen whore, so they make it their personal plight to fight for her honor, even though she doesn’t know they exist and either do people they went to high school, cuz they are just that memorable. You know the kind of guy I’m talking about, cuz you’re probably that kind of guy.

Here’s one of those emails:

Hello Sir,
 
I watch a lot of Victoria Silvstedt news on your website and I read to each time you hate Victoria Silvstedt who attack to you with her lawer when you put sex party pictures in Sardaigna on your website.
 
Why do you hate Victoria Silvstedt, you had meeting Victoria Silvstedt for your job, in the street please ?
 
Thank you in advance.
 
Christian.

Either way, I know she’s got a good body, it’s really all she’s got going for her, and it’s also all that she has to maintain in her life, so working out all year and getting her fake tits upgraded and her face jacked up with silicone with her billionare boyfriend’s money doesn’t really impress me and shouldn’t be all that that shocking or worth celebrating, because in actual fact, she’s just a fuckin’ waste of space nobody who people shouldn’t even know her name and I shouldn’t even bother posting on her, but I can’t help it because I passionately hate this cunt her for trying to bring me down with her lawyers 5 years ago. I have issues moving on…and if you don’t believe me just reference my criminal record……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt|Whore

2010

05

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Proves Suicide Scars are the New Sad and Sexy Accessory of the Day

Here’s Lohan showing us the new sexy trend and that’s suicide scars. I don’t know why she’s traded in her vagina slips and slutty behavior in for suicide scars, but I do know they are fucking sexy. Maybe I’m weird for liking survival from self-induced stupidity led on by self-absorbed selfishness brought on by a mean lesbian girlfriend, a bad family and a career that’s gone to shit, despite having tons of money and having had more celebrity or fame than most ever will, because at the point she’s at, the money doesn’t matter, she’s so self involved to step outside of that and realize how idiotic she is, because she’s just a whiney little bitch with nothing better to do than show cry-for attention level mental disorders. Real mental cases actually go thru with the shit, they don’t call suicide hotlines for help, they just hate themselves enough to end themselves, unlike Lohan who loves herself so much she just wants others to love her too, so she does this cry for attention.

The whole thing is such a turn on, but only cuz I like broken birds with fat tits and enough money to pay my bar tab and leather pants…so if 2009 was the year of death according to all the faggot magazines that try to find trends in uninteresting things to have a “Story”, I’m gonna predict 2010’s gonna be a lot worse….

Let’s hope Tila Tequila takes the steps Lohan takes to be with her wife in heaven like she wants so much, only she doesn’t stop at just a scratch….but this is about Lohan and she’s making Suicide Scars the new porn…but in Suicide Scar defense, I have a think for Lohan and everything she does is fuckin’ sex, even when she shits, but that’s only cuz Lohan shitting is a rare event, not eating kinda does that to you and here are the pics…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Suicide Scars

2010

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It seems like just yesterday that Tila Tequila was pissing me off on Twitter. Where she turned her “Tila Army” on me and for 15 minutes trash flooded my inbox and then they moved onto their next Tila war. Tila is crazy. Seriously crazy. She’s lost her fucking mind and that’s why she’s on Twitter going off all the fucking time and wasting her abundance of free time now that people realize Myspace celebrity is not as marketable as they thought it was calling me names, I told her she should kill herself to stay relevant cuz her undeserved star was fading fast….I think only a handful of people even bothered watching her naked webcam show, which is when you know it is done, but instead she got engaged to an heir to Johnson & Johnson named Casey Johnson, who was found dead tonight, giving Tila another go at getting attention she doesn’t deserve, until people stop caring about Casey Johnson, because they never did, when she shoulda just taken my advice and killed herself instead of driving her “Fiance” to it. Rodents on society like Tila Tequila deserve to be exterminated….

And Now Some Tila Tequila Inconsitant Tweets Asking For Privacy Yet Writing Bullshit like “We Will Marry In Heaven”…Crazy fucking cunt…She also says she got word Casey Johnson was in a Coma, pretty accurate considering she’s been dead since Dec 29 and Tila had no idea, they were not engaged there is no way. It was a joke, a joke we hope puts TILA over the edge..

Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family

This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!

I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking tim

R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter

I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!

RIP Motherfucker – Casey Johnson – I would have killed myself if I was stuck with Tila Tequila too…. I made you a tribute video….you were too young to go and now you are in heaven where Tila can’t come and ruin you anymore….crazy rich kids and their crazy lives…what a waste…. and here are the stepLINKS….also a waste…


Kelly Ripa and Her Penis Belly Button
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A Tequilabot is the Type of Robot I Can Get Down With
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Some Italian Model’s Hot Ass in a Bikini
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The Hottest Girls Born In January
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Start the New Year By Getting Off Right
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ZORDON IS A RACIST!
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Some Handicapped Cartoon Characters Nobody Loved
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What I Want to Know it Who is the Hot Piece Hanging Out With The Cunt Who Runs Vogue
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5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep
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John C. Reilly’s  Dr. Steve Brule is Fucking Amazing
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Body
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If Tiger Woods Doesn’t Want to Fuck Elin Nordegren I Sure As Hell Will
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Lady Gaga’s vagina welcomes the New Year
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Gwen Stefani Bikini Pics
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Kristen Bell is Turning Into a Lesbian in 3…2…1…
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Keri Hilson is Such a Babe
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Who Ate LeBron’s Shoe? – VIDEO
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Nude, Bouncy Soccer – VIDEO
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Apparently Kate Hudson Wasn’t Man Enough for A-Rod
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TV Host Live Boob Enhancement
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Brunette is Ready for Anal Sex
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Sophia Rossi is in Purple
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rodeo Fail – VIDEO
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Dream Garage Anyone
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Ughh God Pam Anderson is So Gross
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Sophie Anderton is Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dominika Does It in Bed
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Meet Monica
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Alessandra Ambrosio: Outtakes From Homme Vogue Shoot
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Talia is My Kind of Gal
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Lolly Has a Potty Mouth – VIDEO
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Jenya’s Got Talent
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Warren Beatty Was Gettin’ Ass All Over
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Blow Superman, Blow – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Overdose [168 Photos]
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Beef Curtains Anyone?
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1983 – The height of technology!
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Lady Gaga Thinks She’s Beetlejuice…of the Day
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Sienna Miller Scratching her Whore Ass
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Posted in:Casey Johnson|RIP Motherfucker|stepLINKS