I don’t think this is racist at all. Americans are too damn sensitive and are the racist ones for thinking this is racist….
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2010
06
Jan
Kidnapper of the Day
Here’s a sexy story of a Sex Offender who took a woman and her kid captive for a few days in her apartment . They met on New Years Eve and she escaped Monday. He made her lick the toilet seat and suck his toes and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny because when a bitch gives a man she just met and knows nothing about her key and allows him into her house where she lives with her kid, she kinda deserves what she gets, if anything they should give the dude a fucking medal for teaching the bitch a fucking lesson for putting her and her kid in danger…idiots…
Posted in:Kidnapper
2010
06
Jan
Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day
Yep, still ugly….I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all started when she won some award as the starlet of the year and I got offended because she looks fucking inbred and the only thing inbred bitches should be doin is sucking dicks in parking lots, back alleys and seedy motel rooms, not winning fucking awards and I knew that with that award would come a fucking ego that left her thinking that people must like her and in liking her must think she’s hot and in turn thinking that she’s hot when she clearly isn’t. So whever I see pictures of her, especailly when she’s not wearing make-up, I like to put it out there and say that Ashley Tisdale’s still fuckin’ ugly….in case you were wondering…..and here are the pics….
Pics via INF
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|No Make Up|Ugly
2010
06
Jan
Mariah Carey Drunk Speech of the Day
Mariah Carey was drunk at some award show, or maybe she was just medicated as fuck cuz she was slurring her words and shit like she was Paula Abdul, but at least she was cool enough to admit it on stage, where as other idiots are full of fucking shit when they get loaded to the large tits they are showing off to distract from the rest of them….I think the world needs to be a little more drunk and little more often, it makes life more fun….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Drunk|Mariah Carey
2010
06
Jan
Kim Kardashian Hides Her Fat Belly of the Day
Kim Kardashian sells tweets on twitter to a diet company for 10,000 dollars a tweet. They probably advertise on her website, maybe on her show, and pretty much have an endorsement deal with her, but what I don’t understand is why anyone would buy diet supplements from a fat chick, doesn’t that just mean shit doesn’t work and that you are pissing your money down the toilet? Wasn’t this the whole Anna Nicole Smith scandal with Trimspa diet pills that may or may not have killed her but at least made her good coin in the final months of her life…it just doesn’t make sense to me…I mean even Kardashian knows she’s fat, notice how she’s covering her gunt in every fucking picture with her oversized purse strategicially selected for this purpose…maybe a fast food company should sponsor her with the slogan “eat here, get fat, but that won’t stop black guys from mounting you”,proving yet again that celebrities are fucking idiots but the companies who throw their money at them are even worse..
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Belly|Fat|Kim Kardashian
2010
06
Jan
Mary Cary Leaving the Gym Lookin’ Like Shit of the Day
It always amazes me that people watch this bitch have sex….seriously….I am not one for high standards…but there comes a point in every pervert’s life where he’s got to turn off the DVD, or click the “X” on the browser because shit is just so bad it doesn’t deserve your boner or approval and I’m the kind of guy who gets amazed at how bad some of the shit I get off to is…so that’s saying a lot about Mary Cary and just how sick she is….and here she is leaving the gym….I guess because she was tired of being called a fat pig…thinking that her weight problem was the reason she looked like shit when in reality she is the reason she looks like shit…if you know what I mean….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
2010
06
Jan
Ashley Greens Pussy Gets Choked Out By Her Pants of the Day
I am a pervert who is really bad at seducing girls on the internet. I get bored, abrasive and end up making fun of a bitch before seducing her into getting naked on webcam for me, but that doesn’t change the fact that seeing pussy of girls who would never consider fucking me is a total turn on for me because at least I know what I am missing out on and can imagine it going down better with actual images of it…but since the girls never deliver what I need, I’m forced to zoom in on their bikini pictures on facebook or if I’m lucky picutres of them in pussy huggin’ pants and here’s Ashley Green, another girl who will never fuck me or humor me with pussy pictures inadvertantly giving me all I really need as the moment her pussy took a bite out of her pants got captured for eternity….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Ashley Greene|Cameltoe|Pussy
2010
06
Jan
Magic Johnson is the HIV Patient of the Day
We like to do something here that celebrates diseases that affect gays, Africans, whores and heroin addicts by posting a picture of a motherfucker who is HIV positive to celebrate living witht he disease. Actually, we never do something here that celebrates HIV or AIDS, because Magic Johnson would always be the fuckin’ poster boy of the shit, it’s like he never got prison raped in a back alley by a HIV positive heroin addict after one too many drinks, dude’s healthier than a most people I know who don’t have AIDS, making me thing either celebrities have access to the cure to the disease they are hording out until more people have the disease so the companies who cured the disease can really capitalize, or that dude doesn’t have HIV at all, cuz if you met the people I’ve met dying of the shit, you’d probably think twice about having unprotected sex with even your wife, but when you look at Magic Johnson, it almost makes you want to share needles and have dirty anal sex. He takes HIV out of the gutter and makes it look fuckin’ classy. It’s like HIV is the hot new accessory of 2010 at least that’s what I’m taking from these pics of him lookin’ healthier than ever….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Aids|Magic Johnson
2010
06
Jan
Casey Johnson With The Dead Heiress Titty Picture of the Day
They reported that Casey Johnson died on the 29th of December, so I doubt any necrophiliac’s are still lusting over her, cuz I’m sure she’s not quite a pretty sight, but the good news is that there are always pictures of her for you to get off to cuz I know first hand that there’s something magica about getting off to dead chicks, it’s like the ultimate disrespect, something far worse than convincing them to let you shit on their chest back when they were still alive, maybe it’s cuz there’s a possiblity that her spirit is watching you doin’ it and that’s why I jerk off to pictures of bitches in their bikinis from the 1950s assumin they are dead by now or to videos starring girls in this video…..
It’s one of those so wrong it’s right kind of thing…..
On a sidenote, I’ve feel like I have a special bond with Casey Johnson because I’ve been using their Bandaids on my dick sick I first got scabs…
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Casey Johnson|Dead
2010
06
Jan
Lohan Sisters Stretching in the Airport of the Day
Here are the Lohan sisters stretching like athletes, only instead of stretching for physical activity, they are stretching to get their bodies ready to do absolutely nothing but sit around all day, whether in LA or on the beach of St Barths or really anywhere they go they most they get done is shopping..I mean Lohan doesn’t even suck dick anymore, making these stretches pretty useless and remidn me of my horrible wife who complains of sports type injuries like sprains and pulled muscles from walking from the kitchen to the couch….cuz she’s fat…only the Lohan’s are the anorexic version of that laziness…something I would much rather jerk off on…and here are the pics…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Ali Lohan|Lindsay Lohan|Lohan Sisters|Stretching