Wanna know what Marc Jacobs got for Christmas….Fucked up the ass….at least he has his birth control patch on…so that he won’t be making gay babies/cum farts.
Feliz Navidad…..you queers…
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Posted in:Christmas|Marc Jacobs
2009
25
Dec
Wanna know what Marc Jacobs got for Christmas….Fucked up the ass….at least he has his birth control patch on…so that he won’t be making gay babies/cum farts.
Feliz Navidad…..you queers…
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Posted in:Christmas|Marc Jacobs
2009
24
Dec
Merry Christmas To All and To All a Good Night…you gang of fucking assholes…
Olivia Wilde’s Ass is Mighty, Mighty Fine
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Bad News Everybody, Christmas Has Herpes This Year
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New Developments From the Courtney Love School of Parenting
This Bitch is Giving Joan Crawford a Run for Her Money
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Because It’s Christmas Eve and You Have a Better Chance of Winning the Lottery Than Getting Laid
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On Christmas Morning – VIDEO
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Frankie and Johnny’s Furniture – VIDEO
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Anna Friel and Her Panty Upskirt
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Katie Holmes is Disgusting
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Country Hicks Are Ridiculous and I Don’t Feel Bad Laughing At Them Whatsoever
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25 Awesome Winter Fails
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Okay I Love Hamburger as Much as Anyone, But This Bitch is Taking It a Bit Far
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Red Box Has to Pull These Ads of Brittany Murphy And I Don’t Blame Them
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I Can’t Wait Till Madonna’s Teenaged Daughter Rebels Against Her Geriatric Ass
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There’s a New Kevin Smith Movie and Here is the Trailer
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Good News!!! Miley Cyrus May Drop Dead!
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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Merry Christmas From Jana
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Skirt Gets Pulled Off on Live TV – VIDEO
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Jamee in the Dressing Room
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Now This is a Rap Battle – VIDEO
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Horney Sluts Get Dirty in the VIP
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Alessandra Ambrosio Collection
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Christmas Morning Temper Tantrum
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Top 10 Ho Ho Hos of Hollywood
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Shakira is Topless
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Sonia Hits the Showe
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Gotta Love Big Tits in a Sling Shot – VIDEO
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Stephanie Seymour Looks Great in a Bikini, Even If She is Holding Something she Pushed Out of Her Vagina
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Lucky Lesbians Paulina James and Kylie Wild
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Angel Dark in a Tiny Black Thong
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Kristen Jean is a Girl Next Door Type
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Fuck You Kim Kardashian
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Gotta Love a Big Titted Blonde
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Jennifer is a Golden Girl
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Doutzen Kroes Deserves Our Gratitude
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How Much to Party With Jersey Shore?!
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I Still Gotta Thing For Black Chicks
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Susan Sarandon is Molesting a Young Boy
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ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO GIFTWRAPS HERSELF FOR CHRISTMAS … AND THEN UNWRAPS THE HOT PRESENT FOR YOU!
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Some Body Painted Video Girl
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
24
Dec
Lindsay Lohan is a bad santa. Let’s hope she doesn’t try to work for the make-a-wish foundation, or even to hit up all the homeless shelters or sick kid hospitals this Christmas for attention cuz she’s a bad fucking santa….
All I asked her for was to send me a couple nude pics and instead she just pretended I don’t exist, because in her world I don’t, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t hurt me on the inside when I sat by my phone while sugar plims danced in my head, waiting for a response, especially when I see these pictures of her so actively and passionately texting some other motherfucker who is proabbly more relevant than me, but I like to think she’s just doing it to mock me knowing she ignored me and driving that point home.
Sure at first I thought maybe she was too busy getting her lips done to use her phone, then I thought that maybe she was doing me a favor because she knows her vagina’s a mess and something not worth seeing and that not sending me nudes a Christmas Miracle in disguise….and it really doesn’t matter cuz she’s in 5 years no one will even remember who Lohan is…..
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Posted in:Chirstmas|Lindsay Lohan|Text
2009
24
Dec
Whoever told Jessica Simpson this was a good idea, needs to be fired….but at least she’s dressed like a Christmas present, which is only fitting because I hear when you unwrap her ass, it looks like sugarplums dancing in your head, smells and tastes like Christmas Dinner if it was blended and left in the sun for a week and has the constant discharge that has the color and consistency of eggnog….and I’d totally feast on this shit if given the opportunity cuz all I want for Christmas is to K-Fed her….
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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Make-Up
2009
24
Dec
She looks like one of those weathered whores who offers pretty solid discounts, especially this time of year, because most people go for the whore who still has a functioning vagina. She’s dressed like one because cheap animal prints make the whores feel luxurious in such an not so luxurious job. She’s picking up a john like one, sure it’s her husband Antonio Banderas, but you know this is all just part of their sick roleplaying sex games and that the first Aspen back alley they find, motherfucker will be fuckin’ her behind a dumpster…..
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Posted in:Melanie Griffith|Whore
2009
24
Dec
I guess Avril Lavigne finally got her skater boy, but by the looks of this dude, he’s more of a figure skating boy than an actual skater boy, but maybe that’s what happens when we get older, the silly emo kid in platform shoes and spiked dyed hair becomes more of a fucking joke, you know that phase she’ll look back on and cringe she needs someone a little more refined….and by refined I mean someone who doesn’t care about how she’s gained 25 lbs and doesn’t want bang with the lights on…which works for him because he’d rather be fucking his heavyset male hairstylist and the darkness allows him to visualize her doughy body against his is actually his stylists’, only his male hairstylist doesn’t get him the same visibility as pretending to be straight and into this popstar who looks like she’s gained her holiday weight a little early….and lucky for us she wasn’t wearing a bikini…
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Ass|Avril Lavigne|Fat
2009
23
Dec
I was in line at the pharmacy and the woman behind me was buying Maxi Pads and I was thrown off. I haven’t met a girl in decades who use maxi pads. That was like some shit from the 80s when you knew a girl had her period just by the sounds she made when she walked……Then I realized it must be a gift and figured I should get some for my wife. I figured it was a little vintage throwback to a better time, a little practical and totally affordable, I could hear her screams of joy….so I pulled together a couple bucks and got it for her. I figure sometimes you gotta splurge to get people off your back, ya know….
I just hope the fact that she hasn’t had her period in over 8 years or 70 pounds ago, all thanks to a hysterectomy caused by the HPV she thinks I gave her. The same HPV that when undiagnosed gave her multiple miscarriages instead of the babies I promised to give her early in the relationship prior to the operation that made her a man….a very hungry man……….I’m sure shell love it….but this could be worse than last years gift which was a can of no name brand baked beans, which is pretty bad, considering brand name baked beans are a fucking dollar……
‘Tis the Fucking Season…Here are my stepLINKS….
Brooke Hogan and Her Camel Toe
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Camels and Camel Toes, the Movie
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Today’s Courtney Love School of Parenting Tip Is…
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The 12 Hottest Christian Women
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Just Because You’re Getting Fat Over Christmas Doesn’t Mean You Have to Be Lonely Too
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Cheryl Tweedy is Dranched and Sexy on the Cover of Q Magazine
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What Happens When Samuel L. Jackson, McLovin, and 30 other major Hollywood
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The Simpsons in Eastern Europe is The Samsonadzes and It Looks Like a Giant Piece of Shit
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The Best of Kristen Stewart, Lookin Pretty Trashy for the Most Part
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25 Awesome Christmas Trees
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What Do We Do When We Fall Off the Horse, Steven Tyler? We Get Back On Again
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Demi Moore is a Geriatric and She is Mad at Ashton Kutcher
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Hana Soukupova is European and Sexy
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If You Ever Doubted Paris Hilton Was Completely Retarded
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And More in the Britney Murphy Saga
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Noeline Baker Was a Drunk Housewife Before MTV Made It Cool
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Your Kid Touch Your Laptop
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Can You Spot the Fake Boobs?
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Gotta Love a Backflip Fail Video
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Nerdy Mom Fucks Her Pussy and Ass
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Hot Brunette Goes to Work on Her Own Body
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Catrinel Menghia Does Lingerie
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MR. Lough is a Cunt
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Miranda Kerr is Lookin Hot
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Eve Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder Topless
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Jenni, Luisa or Lisen
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Say Hello to Mariah Milano
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Miss Norway Throwback
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Yuliya and Amy Get It On
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Chelsea Medley and Lingerie
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Kagney Assumes the Position
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I Knew Martha Stewart Was a Lesbian
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Japanese Beatboxer
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These Jersey Shore Assholes Are Making Me Want to Kill Someone, Namely, Them
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Poor Santa – VIDEO
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Jersey Shore Street Fighter
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66 Women Who Wowed 2009
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Nicole Kidman is Not Tiger Woods
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Yeah, Some Jessica Alba is Alright
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MIRANDA KERR HAS PERFECT NIPPLES!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..
This is an Interesting Teen Fat Chick Sex Christmas Party,
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Get Holiday Classic Eazy E – Merry Muthafuckin’ Xmas
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
23
Dec
I love jerking off to big vagina mounds on dead president’s daughters in bathing suits. It’s a niche fetish that is pretty fucking rare but every once in a while the worlds align themselves and give me the fucking gold. Today is one of those days.
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Posted in:Bathing Suit|Caroline Kennedy|Pussy
2009
23
Dec
To think I only thought China was only funny cuz they exploited peasant children to work their factories when they are also racist. This Shanghainese half black/half Chinese girl was on some talent show, they called her “Chocolate Girl” and the whole thing is both pretty sad and pretty funny and she looks pretty good to me…I’d love to hire her to scrub my toilets or serve me my general tao chicken or work my local convenience store…..while singing me these songs of freedom I don’t understand….
2009
23
Dec
I just saw this on TMZ and posted pics of it the other day without realizing that Pink was taking her sex life with her husband to the public. You know some exhibition public sex shit for all her little girl fans to witness. She starts off by making out with him, then she strips him down to his underwear and rides him in a pair of lingerie lookin’ pants after a pillow fight. The whole thing is pretty weird and sexually charged that I know they took back to the dressing room for a little Pink dick in His Ass after the show, but I figure some of you get off to live tranny porn on stage so here’s the video….