I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person on at least one occassion that I was sober enough to remember. See she is Canadian and everyone knows everyone in Canada. Jayde Nicole lives in some shitty suburb with her single waitress mother who bred her to be a whore, because unlike the parents of professional athletes, her focus was on fucking her way to the top, because that’s all momma’ knew, and she conditioned her baby to learn the tricks from a young age.

She wasn’t hot. She takes a way better picture than what she actually looks like. She was dressed like a cheap whore, which is fine, but her attitude was that she was bigger than life and so important to the world all because she gets naked in magazines, something way hotter girls just don’t bother doing cuz they have integrity and aren’t fame hungry bottom feeders who now have egos….

I can only assume her relationship with Brody Jenner is paid for by Playboy, whether Hef gives him money directly, or if he put the pressure on MTV to get her on the show cuz it was her favorite show because it was the only show she chould understand because she’s ratarded, forcing Jenner to date her or lose out on the easiest money he’s ever made in his life, I mean other than mooching off his stepfather’s fortune thanks to his mom’s wallet fucking pussy, a personality trait he also found in his girlfriend, and everyone knows guys date women like their moms…

Either way, here she is dressed like a shitty Christmas present your grandmother with Alzheimers sent you without realizing that she wrapped one of her used depends..

Pics via Fame

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