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2009

16

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Short Fucking Skirt of the Day

I have decided that it is not considered illegal to jerk off on 16 year olds or to pictures of a 16 year old as long as you make her tell you that she’s 18, even if you both know that is a lie. I figure it is also not illegal to jerk off to pictures of a 16 year old if she’s out there in the shortest fuckin skirt, practically showing her barely been used, almost new, in mint condition compare to the pussy I’ve seen pussy…

Unfortunately in Taylor Momsen’s heroin addict lookin classified ad, gently used is an understatement, it’s the kind of pussy you go to pick up because you think you’re getting an amazing deal off Craigslist, only to get there and realize the pictures were taken years early, before the shit shared needles with homeless people, died of AIDS and came back to life like it was Return of the Living Dead….

So that means it’s okay to get off to these pics in a legal sense, but not quite okay on a psychological level, since dressing hot doesn’t make bitch hot even if she’s underage which normally lowers my standards a bit because of the excitement I get from their inexperience….

The only thing of value in the shit is that she’s carting around a guitar like she’s some kind of rockstar, maybe the next Courtney Love or Janis Joplin, and I love that kind of obvious teenage angst that can only be represented in song cliche bullshit…It makes me laugh.

Here are the pics.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Short Skirt|Taylor Momsen

2009

16

Dec

Christmas Miracle of the Day

What better way to start the day and get in the Holiday Spirit that to watch some crazy Jesus people make a baby come to life. Nine days or less til Christmast is not a very long time to convert you cold, evil, dead soul to a warm, loving and friendly Christmas spirit, you know good will towards men, I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, it’s a wonderful life, bullshit that Hallmark and Coca Cola have been force feeding us our entire lives….maybe there is hope, maybe there is a higher power and I think this is the proof you need to know….that we are smaller and less important than we think we are and that maybe there is a Santa Claus…and he is in the form of this Christian Minister…because there’s no way she didn’t just pay this gutter mother to give her kid a sleeping pill and to keep her mouth shut or else she’ll go to child services or to the welfare……

Either way, this psycho Jesus bitch should start a Cancer clinic to save the motherfuckers….or she needs to be shut down for being a fucking con artist….

Posted in:Christmas|Miracle

2009

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

I took out all my anger on Twitter earlier today, from ripping into porn stars, to hipsters to Ashley Tisdale so I really have little left in me today, I did however get listed as one of the people who ruined the decade by a real deal paper called The Guardian, so that’s something worth celebrating, now maybe I’ll get fucking paid for doing this shit, even though the title of being a stain on society is good enough for me….

Here are the stepLINKS

Olivia Munn is in Maxim
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Rihanna is Topless on the Cover of GQ
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Because It’s Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Pics of Kourtney Kardashian’s Great Tits
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Jessica Simpson is About to Have a Fucking MAJOR Melt Down in 3…2…1
And It’s All Cause of this Hot Blonde
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OMFG!!!THEWORLDISGONNAEND!!!WE’REALLGONNA DIE
(Fuck You)
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The Most Amazing Worst Date Story Eer – VIDEO
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Joanne “JoJo” Levesque Upskirt Panty Peek
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Some Leaks From Tara Reid’s Playboy Interview
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Alicia Keys in a Tight Shirt Fuckin’ The Mic on Letterman….
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I Wish I Was Javier Bardham’s Penis So I Knew What It Was Like to Be Inside Penelope Cruz
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Hot Sluts of the Day – VIDEO
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Amber Rose Vibe Photoshoot Video – No Sign of Dick…
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25 Strippers Failing – A Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO GO

Courtney Love is Topless, Possibly Dead
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Trashy For Her 21st Birthday
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Here’s the Trailer for Robin Hood
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Rachel McAdams is Looking Good
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Hidden Camera Fun
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Nice Try, NYC Health Department – VIDEO
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This Lil Wayne featuring Eminem Track is Really Just an Eminem Song….
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The Best Ass You Will See All Day….Of the Day
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And That’s Why You Don’t Leave Your Kid with a Retarded Babysitter – VIDEO
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Diddy Can FInally Fuck Himself
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Some Festish Porn Bloopers That Are Pretty Awesome
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The Best Lesbian Threesome You’ll See All Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Let’s Hear It For Farting Santa
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Girl Fight – VIDEO
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Sorry Madonna, I Guess Geriatrics Aren’t in Style This Season
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Elen Rives is But Here She is Wearing Lingerie
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Gwen is Absolutly Sexy
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And a Little More Lesbian Action
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Heather Graham Out and About
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Playboy’s Nikki Ryann Gets Naked
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Jasmin Has Some Alone Time
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Jenn-Anh Nguyen does Playboy
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Destiny Moody is a Playboy Babe
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And MORE From the Tiger Woods Whore Roster
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Marisa Miller is Back Stage
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Seriously, I Wanna Punch Katie Price in the Face
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VALENTINA HAS A HOT BODY, WEARS SLUTTY BIKINIS, AND LOOKS LIKE SHE’S READY TO FUCK. MY KINDA WHORE!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

15

Dec

Abortion of the Day

Amazing……This story is too fucking good to even comment on…Santa came early this year but needs to get back to the drawing board when it comes to new and exciting gifts….I know that if my wife was pregnant this would be the best possible gift I’d open on Christmas day….an Abortion for Christmas makes birth control about giving….that’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Abortion

2009

15

Dec

Some Californication Skinny Dipping of the Day

So you can’t see much muff or titty in this clip, you can at least masturbate to the concept of a young girl and two middle-aged women swimming around you naked, the sluts in the clip are Susan Surrandon’s daughter Eva Amurri big stupid tits , Diane Farr and Embeth Davidtz and since I’ve never seen the show, I think it is safe to say it is probably the best thing on TV….so watch the clip…while I pass the fuck out.

Posted in:Californication|Diane Farr|Embeth Davidtz|Eva Amurri|Skinny Dip

2009

15

Dec

Pam Anderson’s Stage Show of the Day

Looks like someone gave Pam Anderson another chance to make a little bit of money off her shitty plastic surgery that got her famous in the first place. I found the whole thing lacked creativity considering they dressed her in a red one-piece bathing suit like she was still on Baywatch and not a 50 year old dying of hepatitis, but I guess we’ve all got a soft spot for her in our hearts because we all jerked off to her at least once, so if anything she’s a binding force in the male population of the fucking world. She is the one thing we all have in common, so maybe I shouldn’t be so easy to forget and move on from her, and like a World War II war veteran, maybe she needs some kind of Holiday to celebrate her tits….but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to stop trying so hard by pretending she’s still got it going on, when clearly, she doesn’t. I guess hanging up those implants with pride and retiring like an Athlete at the end of his game like a hero is not in her cards and she’s more into fighting for as long as she can before the staff at the old folks home have to sedate her for fingering her asshole at the cafeteria lunch table again….

Here are the pics of her holdin’ on harder than her implant is…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Pantsless

2009

15

Dec

Kate Hudson Wearing Her Pajamas in Public of the Day

I saw an interview with Kate Hudson earlier today that I can’t find where she said something like “I could only wear those in my period movies” and I thought to mysel that she must have a decent inheritance lined up for her, she must get decent child support, she must have lived the good life and she will never go poor, so why the fuck did she star in period movies, that seems like gutter porn / fetish videos that street whore caliber women would do and not some silver spoon celebrity’s daughter and then I realized she did period movies for menstrual fetishists because she needed to break from her mom’s shadow…she needed her own legacy and art….she couldn’t just stick to the hollywood avenue that her family and all their friends took because it would be too easy…then I got to thinking what do people wear in period movies….do they wear white coton cuz shit absorbs the period, or is it more about seeing the blood for the people who like their women to be fertile….and the whole menstration as a turn on just didn’t make sense to me….but I can assume they probably don’t wear leopard print silk pajamas…but maybe they do….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Pajamas

2009

15

Dec

Trying to Look Up Vanessa Hudgen’s Skirt for Old TImes of the Day

There was a time when Vanesssa Hudgens leaked some nude pictures of her when she was a teenager because I guess she was trying to rebel against Disney, her lame teenage fans, her gay boyfriend and her family that pushed her into this industry and not letting her blossom into the whore she always wanted to be, so she decided to show the world that little attention webcam whore and her muff and then she just disappeared……only to come back letting me do what I call the Holiday Shoppin’ Creep during this time of the year, where I hit the malls everynight after 5, to see ladies in their work clothes scrambling for gifts flashin panty too busy to realize it….which is almost as exciting as Spring Break holiday shoppin where sitting outside the changing room at the bikini stores 2 weeks prior to Spring Break becomes a gold mine, but I’m not gonna bore you with my pervert hustle, I’ll just post Vanessa Hudgens mini skirt pics I’d be lookin up if these weren’t pictures that I have no control over all for old times cuz I know she’s got it in her to be my kind of girl….she’s just a little misguided thanks to all her advisors and her fag right now….but in time we’ll see the Vanessa Hudgens we want to see….I’m convinced….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Upskirt|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

15

Dec

One of the Unsexiest Webcam Videos of the Day

Here’s a video of a webcam girl with a gut and hairy armits stripping down to her pajamas to shake her tits and booty and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, was this shit a spur of the moment kind of thing, was it for her boyfriend who doesn’t care that she’s got rank ass armpit hair because he likes the inner animal in her, or is this for some hairy armpit fetish sites…I just don’t get it…..and I guess I don’t really want to or have to, I just get to watch and laugh at the shit and you should too….

Posted in:Unsexy|Video|Webcam

2009

15

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch in Whore Boots of the Day

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch continues….

Today she decided to try to distract us from her face by wearing whore boots, a short skirt and a little leg skin, which was a pretty good strategy that almost worked, but we’re a little more clever than that, mainly because we’re not her 14 year old fan base, and shit should be taken up a notch next time she tries to pull a fast one, ideally showing off some vagina lip. We may be really easy to please with our low standards and horniness and showing a little skin, almost fooled us into thinking she’s actually decent lookin, but I hear this strategy is a lot more effective after when we’re shown pictures of fingers inside a spread open cunt.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Whore