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2009

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drinking champagne with naked teenage girls right now….and by drinking champagne with naked teenage girls I actually mean drinking corked wine my neighbor was too posh to drink cuz it tastes like horse piss, yes, I do know what horse piss tastes like, don’t as, and by naked teenage girls, I mean my wife’s thick arm folds, that look like they’d be the size of a teen pussy, if you’ve got a good enough imagination.. Here are my stepLINKS..

The 15 Hottest Jewish Women
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I’d Like to Take Out the Days Frustrations on Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Honestly, The Brits Have the Best Sense of Humor About Everything
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Because It’s Easier then Finding a Girlfriend
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Yeah Tiger Woods Fucked Jessica Simpson
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The Most Amazing Morgan Freeman Impersonation Ever
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Most Perverted Toyota Ad EVer
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Kristen Davis Bikini Nip Slip Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I See the Olsen Twins Are Settling Into Old Age Nicely
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How Frosty Met Your Mother
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Some Pictures of Paola Corvea
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Noah Cyrus is an Even Bigger Tramp Than Her Sister
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Stripfilm of the Day
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A-Rod is an Idiot and I Hate Him
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Madonna is Either Hawking Geriatric Fashion Items or Dolce and Gabbana, I Can’t Really Tell
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Courtney Love is Mommy Dearest
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I Wish Katie Price Would Just Get Ut Over With and Become a Hooker
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Gotta Love Irina Sheik
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Raed is the Worst Rapper Ever
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Iveta Vale in the Surf
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Blue Collar KO – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Some Sexy Lesbians
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Ivy Rides a Sibian
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Hot Babes With Tattoos
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Collection of Beach Butts
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Tila Tequila is a Big Ball of Class
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Jenny McCarthy is Topless and Covered
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Web Cam Babe Works a Toy
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Say Hello to Verunka
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Fergie Only Looks Like a Half Tranny Today
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Hey There Kristia and Nastja
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Bridgette Has Boobs
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Tommy Jo in Her Bikini
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Jon Gosselin is Broker and Drunker Than I Am
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Some Christmas Light HERO
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Britney Spears is Lookin Good in the New Candies Adds
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Chick Loses Basically All Her Clothes on TV
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Red Neck Water Skiing – VIDEO
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Sexy Girls Sporting Shoulder Pads [32 Photos]
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures
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I Wanna Punch Deryck Whibley in the Face
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IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE DENISE MILANI’S TITS GETTING EVEN BIGGER?
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Colbert’s Amazing White Rap With Alicia Keys
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Dec

Coco is Fucking Ridiculous of the Day

I write about Coco enough that I don’t have anything left to say about her, all I know is that this picture is so fucking ridiculous, I’m going to just let you take it in, absorb it and try to understand whatever the fuck is going on in it…cuz I just can’t figure out what it is, if it is good or if it is bad, but I do know that whatever it is, it is incredibly brilliant…

Posted in:Coco

2009

16

Dec

Playboy Whores in Everyday Clothes Bore Me of the Day

Jayde Nicole, Karissa and Kristina Shannon all got together and bonded over the fact that they get naked in pictures to advance their otherwise pre-determined career of being strippers before getting the “big break’….These kids of whores who are a lot less attractive in clothes need to realize that they are useless and the only reason people actually care about them is because they were naked….not because they are out lookin’ homeless in shitty rock t-shirts and ill-fitting jeans.

Seriously, I see hotter girls than this at my local starbucks, only unfortunately for me, those girls aren’t cheap and easy whores taking the whole getting naked for money lazy girls, especially when they are twins approach to life….that I sometimes encourage, but only because I like seeing pussy and without these lazy unambitious girls, I would be forced to deal with my wife’s vagina forever.

Heff shouldn’t let them out of their money making cages because I think seeing them fully clothed is pretty shitty for the brand…no wonder Playboy is going bankrupt, seriously, this is totally unacceptable. Seriously.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Everyday Clothes|Playboy|Whores

2009

16

Dec

Ginger Spice in a Red Dress Showing Some Tit of the Day

Ginger Spice is showing off some great tit because she doesn’t want to be forgotten. It was the same reason she quit the Spice Girls, you know to stay relevant and fresh before getting type cast, as we all know how well that worked out for her, what a fucking joke, but a joke that has enough money to live the good life for the rest of her life while we struggle to pay the rent, or in my case the bar tab, cuz I have a wife to pay the rent….but you get what I’m saying and if you don’t it’s that Ginger Spice is better than us, despite how irrelevant or desperate for attention she may be.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ginger Spice|Red Dress

2009

16

Dec

Courtney Cox Comparin’ Dicks of the Day

Here are some pictures of Courtny Cox comparing David Arquette’s little dick to his tranny brother’s huge dick once the pantyhose and duct tape come off, cuz we all know she’s had both, those Arquettes are fuckin’ weird and shes’d doing it all while wearing a little skirt that is really not exciting to me. Mainly because she’s always looked like a fuckin’ skeleton to me and watching her play tennis is not like watching Kournikova or Sharapova yelping and moaning flashing ass, and is more on the level of erotic as that big Williams sister….and I don’t have any idea why I’m bothering writing about this bitch, it just kinda happened and I’d apologize for this if I really cared about what you had to say….but I don’t because I already hate myself and nothing you could say will bring me any lower *tear* or maybe it’s because you’re not one to take seriously…either way, here’s Courtney Cox and a post littered with really weak fucking jokes….it happens…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Courtney Cox|Skirt

2009

16

Dec

Dave Navarro’s Groupie Pussy Go To Luis Vuitton of the Day

Wanna know how to keep young groupie pussy happy enough to not go to the police claiming motherfucker raped her, or to the media claiming he likes getting fucked up the ass with a strap on, or watching gay porn or that he gave her herpes other shit he doesn’t want to get out, or maybe he is trying to keep her happy to ease her young inexperienced ass into doing those crazy things Carmen Electra taught him….You take the shopping at Luis Vuitton and give money to some homeless dude in a wheel chair…nothing makes a bitch hornier….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dave Navarro|Groupie|Pussy

2009

16

Dec

Brittny Gastineau Showing Off Her Fat Shitty Body of the Day

I am probably the only person who bothers with this Brittny Gastineau pig. I message her on twitter, I write about her ill-fitting clothing, but in her clothing’s defense, it’s hard to have good fitting clothing when you have a pig body….

Here she is trying to get attention in a see thru shirt. For the most part I like when girls don’t wear bras, but in Brittny Gastineau’s case I wish she was wearing a fucking snowsuit.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|Tits

2009

16

Dec

Remembering Sarah Michelle Gellar of the Day

Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar was the teen starlet who was actually in her 20s who everyone wanted to fuck. She was like the hottest girls in movies but turned out to be a real wholesome monogamous bitch who married her co-star….yeah either do I because I’m not a loyal Buffy fan virgin geek who never forgets my first crush like I was Egotastic.com with my multiple Buffy DVD boxsets still in their wrapper cuz that’s what Virgins do…..but here she is for old times….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Memories|Sarah Michelle Gellar

2009

16

Dec

Sophie Turner is Still Trying to Be Famous of the Day

I wrote this post on Sophie Turner last week, that I ended up deleting because she doesn’t like being called a pornstar and I was at risk of getting sued….

Sophie Turner is some Australian pornstar, at least that’s what I assume she is because she looks like the gutter shit you’d expect to find in porn. The kind of pussy that doesn’t smell because it gets scrubbed down multiple times a day, but that looks like some kind of fleshy mound of decomposing flesh because unlike its smell, has been used and abused enough to kill the fucking thing and turn it sloppy and grey…

For some reason, she’s been getting on all the sites lately. The paparazzi are targeting her. She’s been hitting up events and trying to get LA famous and I’m not quite sure why, but I do know that her strategy is working, not that her strategy is genius, it’s just a reminder that if you show some skin, pay the paparazzi, and attend events, you get noticed…

Pretty simple…you should do it and to get your start, feel free to send nude pics my way to leak for you….I am here to help and I want what is best for you and your future….

So it turns out she’s not a pornstar at all…She is a Glamour Model who looks a lot like one…sorry for the confusion and here are some pics of her trying to get noticed and USA Famous and she’ not looking like a cheap piece of shit pornstar, but like Glamour Model….because apparently there’s a real huge fucking difference…Ugly Cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Famewhore|Sophie Turner

2009

16

Dec

Jessica Stroup from 90210 Does Complex of the Day

I guess Complex did Jessica Stroup some good by getting her topless and in the shower for their recent photoshoot, because it’s a pretty good glimpse into her future as a highclass escort, because there’s no way anyone’s gonna pull her out of 90210 and giver her a legit career, so it’s all downhill for her, only now she’s got a taste for fame, leaving her suckin’ dick for money, but at least now she can charge more for the hour because she’s got that 90210 co-sign, which is a lot more profitable than just being some young tight chick lookin’ to make some money to buy some Blahnik’s or whatever the fuck Sex in the City is telling girls they need to buy these days…..


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Posted in:90210|Complex|Jessica Stroup