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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2009

17

Dec

Bar Refaeli’s Nipples in a See Thru Bathing Suit of the Day

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This picture is the reason I have a 70s Swedish Erotic Film fetish. Sure Bar Refaeli is Israeli and not from the 70s, but the bathing suit she is wearing reminds me of it.

I have a seirous appreciation for shitty quality clothing. Not so much because it is all I can afford, but because shit almost always turns see through. It’s the whole reason why I jerk off to the American Apparel website….because you see American Apparel is a porn company that brought back the 70s erotic movies vibe, but marketed the shit to mainstream teen pussy, living them totally unaware what they are taking part in. It’s cheap quality, it’s sheer, it’s tight, it’s short, it’s everything I look for in casual gear for girls, so long as they aren’t wearing bras or panties….

Seriously, I used to love hanging out at the beach when girls in white or light colored bathing suits didn’t realize they were showing the world their muffs in an era before waxing and titties, it really used to happen all the fucking time after they got wet, back before bathing suits had bras sewed in the shit….or panty liner pockets….

I just hope this inspires girls to start wearing this type of bathing suit to the public pool and ideally not the same girls who do the senior aquarobics class….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|See Thru

2009

17

Dec

Courtney Love Nipples in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

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I have an internet love affair with Courtney Love, at least I did, before everything went to shit and she lost custody of her kid for mudering her husband. She used to write craziness and at one point was actually following me, making me want to do nothing more that fuck the scabs off her pussy, but unfortunately, she shut off twitter and now my direct line to her is no more, I guess making her the one who got away, but luckily there are plenty of crackwhores who look and probably smell identical to this bitch, pretty much making her only good for her Kurt Cobain money….

For some reason she was asked to do this photoshoot, and lucky for me, she was showing off nipple

Posted in:Courtney Love|Nipples

2009

17

Dec

Jessica Hart is a Hot Aussie Model in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Hart is a bikini model from Australia because it seems like Australia is taking over my life today…. From law suits to beastiality…and now this….a near perfect bikini body with far from perfect teeth not that I’d be worried about someone’s dental work when I was elbow deep in her pussy after following her home late at night, since I assume that’s the only way I’d get that close to her, cuz girls find me creepy, but I do know a guy who used to clean my teeth for free at the Dental College who’s gone onto being a dental cosmetic surgeon who would be able to take care of her after I’m done my raping…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica Hart|Model

2009

17

Dec

Adrienne Curry Riding a Mechanical Bull of the Day

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Adrienne Curry is my enemy. Sure she’s a fucking nobody, total bottom feeding cunt, contributing absolutely nothing to the world and who has enough time on her hands to target me on twitter and attempt to tell me off, which made me want to ruin her, before realizing she’s already ruined….but someone sent me this video of her on a Mechanical Bull, a fetish to some dude, hence why they have them in bars, but to me they are only fun when fat chicks get up on them and hold on for their lives, but that’s only because I find fat chicks doing pretty much any day to day activity fucking hysterical…..

Unfortunately, Adrienne Curry didn’t break her neck and become parazlyzed or get whatever other injury you get on Mechanical Bulls and she wasn’t topless showing off her fake tits, so there’s really no point in watching this, but I’m posting it anyway, in memory of her 15 minutes of fame before her Very Brady Daddy Issues and Wallet Fucking made actual celebrity unnecessary.

Posted in:Adrienne Curry|Mechanical Bull

2009

17

Dec

Lara Bingle Gets Her Pussy Sniffed of the Day

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Lara Bingle is an Australian model and she likes to let her dog sniff her pussy. Maybe she’s on her period, something I always ask random women when my dog tries to get up in them, or maybe bitch trained the motherfucker to eat her out like this bitch I used to date who decided to show me how fast her dog makes her cum after I came all over her pussy, so she let the fucker lick it off, and I was left feeling very fucking disturbed, but I guess that’s the good thing about having dogs, they can’t tell on you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Lara Bingle|Pussy

2009

17

Dec

Stephanie Pratt Saves Her Tit from Making His Appearance of the Day

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If Stephanie Pratt really wanted to have a purpose or a legacy that was deeper than the shallow LA twat she looks like, she’d use her access to her annoying brother and his annoying wife, and she’d murder them….doing a service to the world that probably wouldn’t even land her in jail because even the legal system know Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are a national threat, a cyst on society, garbage that needs to be taken the fuck out, terrorists working from within, recruiting retarded young girls into following their useless footsteps…but instead she’s just covering her tit and preventing it from popping out of her dress because that’s all her retarded brain is capable of….what a fucking wasted opportunity.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt|Tit

2009

17

Dec

Jayde Nicole Wrapped Like a Shitty Christmas Present of the Day

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I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person on at least one occassion that I was sober enough to remember. See she is Canadian and everyone knows everyone in Canada. Jayde Nicole lives in some shitty suburb with her single waitress mother who bred her to be a whore, because unlike the parents of professional athletes, her focus was on fucking her way to the top, because that’s all momma’ knew, and she conditioned her baby to learn the tricks from a young age.

She wasn’t hot. She takes a way better picture than what she actually looks like. She was dressed like a cheap whore, which is fine, but her attitude was that she was bigger than life and so important to the world all because she gets naked in magazines, something way hotter girls just don’t bother doing cuz they have integrity and aren’t fame hungry bottom feeders who now have egos….

I can only assume her relationship with Brody Jenner is paid for by Playboy, whether Hef gives him money directly, or if he put the pressure on MTV to get her on the show cuz it was her favorite show because it was the only show she chould understand because she’s ratarded, forcing Jenner to date her or lose out on the easiest money he’s ever made in his life, I mean other than mooching off his stepfather’s fortune thanks to his mom’s wallet fucking pussy, a personality trait he also found in his girlfriend, and everyone knows guys date women like their moms…

Either way, here she is dressed like a shitty Christmas present your grandmother with Alzheimers sent you without realizing that she wrapped one of her used depends..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Plaid

2009

17

Dec

Rebecca Gayheart The Baby Killer Makin’ Babies of the Day

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I am sure I am not legally allowed to call Rebecca Gayheart a baby killer because she got off for running over that kid, but she still ran over a fucking kid. I am sure she’s also had numerous abortions over the last decade after having random sex with people in hopes of advancing her career, but I don’t have proof of it and can probably get sued for saying tha and I don’t hold Abortions against girls, if anything I celebrate the shit, cuz there’s nothing worse than unwanted pregnancy, especially when I being called the dad, but more often than not, even if I do knock up whores, they go to the richer, more accomplished dudes they are fucking and claim shit is his, which is one of the benefits of being a total hurtbag.

I love abortions so much that I have caught myself dreaming of being an abortion doctors mainly because seeing used teen pussy is amazing, but you have to go through years of medical school, and I’ve come to terms with the fact that I am just too drunk and too stupid for that, so instead I have to back alley that shit for real desperate girls

I’m doing this Rebecca Gayheart baby watch because I assume Karma will get back at her for being involved in running over a kid, even if it was the kid’s fault, so to date the pregnancy seems normal but I’ll keep you posted if a crazed mother of the kid she ran over pushes her down the stairs out of spite, or if God makes the shit come out retarded….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Baby Killer|Pregnant|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

17

Dec

Sophie Turner is Gonna Sue Me of the Day

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So it turns out this Sophie Turner trash is actually a lawyer who just happens to dress like a hooker and not an actual hooker. I assume Australian Law school is easy to get into, since the rest of the locals are too busy fucking kangaroos, crocodiles and tazmanian devils, and apparently she learned in law school that writing that she looks like a trashy pornstar is defamation of character, when I never said she was a trashy pornstar.

So I guess Sophie Turner is trying to manipulate my opinion, even though last time I checked I was allowed to have an opinion. Bitch needs to go back to Australia….

The most annoying thing in all this is her shitty fucking fans, who for some reason think bitch is great, and smart and beautiful, because they are gay and into trannies, or her family and friends who landed here thanks to google because I’m the only idiot who writes about her.

Here’s a letter I got from her PR person, because according to her fans, she doesn’t want anything to do with being famous, having a PR person, attending all the events, getting the paparazzi to take pics of her are all things that aren’t cheap attempts to get noticed….

Hello My name is Devon with Gith Public Relations.

We represent (Actress/Model) Sophie Turner you have posted recently. Sophie Turner is in no way a Adult Star/Actress nor has she ever been.

This is very serious and is a false accusation hence Defamation of character. This is Slander against our client. This needs to be removed immediately and a retraction needs to be posted. 
within 24-48 hours. 

Please remove the words ” Adult film star/actress, Pornstar) from all images you have of her and replace it with Glamour Model, or Australian supermodel
Also notify your all your buyers or subscribers that read your blogs of the corrections so that they change it on their sites as well. Remove all the cookies and the damaging tittle and captions from Google and other search engines! This is a very serious issue and should be given immediate attention. Its really sad that our client has to go through all this turmoil caused by your actions for a wrong tittle and captions.

Please take care of this request immediately
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/12/16/sophie-turner-is-still-trying-to-be-famous-of-the-day/

Note: I HAVE CC’D OUR ATTORNEY ON THIS ISSUE.

Thanks,

Devon Guzzie
Publicist

Gith Public Relations, LLC

Office: (424) 245-4802
Cell: 310-709-2818
Fax: 818.235.0132

This was my response…..

Devon

Re-Read the article – it says she’s not a fucking pornstar, I just thought she was because she is a tacky fake tit whore looking girl…. I can say she looks like shit if I want to, it doesn’t mean she is shit.

I can say she looks like she sucks dicks in truckstops. It doesn’t mean that she does. It is freedom of speech. I have the right to an opinion.

I am not a media outlet. I am a comedy site. Satire. Read my disclaimer. Then fuck yourself.

I’ve been running my site for 5 years, I have been calling these tacky women whores or sluts because I think they dress like whores and sluts for those 5 years. It is in no way defamation of character, it is my opinion.

On a sidenote, if you were to pursue legal action for this, not only will I win, because there is no case, but I will also make sure I walk away with serious compensation for wasting my time and that I ruin this bitch in the process.

This has to be a joke. If so you should work on your comedy routine…

With Love,
Jesus Martinez

Seriously, sue me you cunt, you’ve got no case. My site’s had a disclaimer forever, I’m not news, I’m just a guy who calls all girls whores…..

Let’s hope this gets me rich.

I wonder if you can get sued for calling trash like this a dirty fucking cunt…because that’s clearly what her bottom feeding pussy is.

UPDATE – I decided to send them an invoice for my involvement in their publicity stunt.

Posted in:Annoying|Sophie Turner

2009

17

Dec

Alicia Keys Was a Pretty Slutty Kid of the Day

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Here is a video of Alica Keys from the Cosby Show. I actually remember this scene from back then because I found it pretty creepy, but obviously forgot it until seeing this video. I just assumed the girl went onto a career of prostitution or stripping, dealing with the emotional trauma of being molested by Bill Cosby…you know his J-E-L-L-O all up in her but instead she grew up to be Alicia Keys…

This would never get on TV today…probably a good thing….or maybe sad that a man can’t innocently slap a kids ass without getting called a pervert when it’s really harmless…despite Cosby totally fitting the molester profile….from being a kid educator….to having shows about kids in order to be around kids…but I guess it doesn’t matter….

Posted in:Alicia Keys|Slutty