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2009

11

Dec

Katie Price is Subtle of the Day

Katie Price is known as a subtle bitch, so delicate, so demure in her everyday life. The kind of woman who so classy and so well put together and understated that when she gets annoyed of the paparazzi, you’d expect her to be screaming in some drunken rage, her make-up dripping off her face with a handful of her feces ready to throw at the motherfucker, before beating the fuck out of him with her platform shoe and takinga piss on the motherfucker’s face after sliding her dirty trashy panties to the side, only to get turned the fuck on and shoving his dick in her ass while jerking herself off, before leaving herpe scabs and AIDS remnants in his pubic hair…..but instead, she’s giving the finger the way you’d expect a 12 year old to give his mom the finger…unless that kid is in Katie Price’s home, where giving mom the finger takes on new meaning….and I guess all this is a glimpse into where Harvey, her retard baby, got his intelligence from..

Pics via INF

Posted in:Katie Price|Subtle

2009

11

Dec

Mila Kunis cuz she Fucks the Kid from Home Alone of the Day

It looks like all Mila Kunis is gonna get for Christmas is ugly….I don’t know what happened to her, because I saw her in at least one movie and she looked pretty alright and I remember her from 70s Show and despite being 12 year old, she was the best looking one, which compared to the manly redhead, that may not be saying much, but I didn’t expect her to ever look like this. I can only blame Culkin for taking down his dark and slippery road that took him from being the cute loveable kid in Home Alone to the cute loveable kid Michael Jackson was cumming inside, like some kind of fuck-slut…or maybe it’s totally unrelated, and really I’d take her as is, or with her whatever addicition and diseases her love affair with Culkin has brought her vagina over the years, cuz even at her worst, she’s better than some of the shit I’ve stuck my dick in, except that time I fucked a ziploc bag filled with yogurt and broken glass because the pain, blood and soothing vanilla scent reminded me that I was alive…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Hot|Mila Kunis

2009

11

Dec

Sandra Bullock Gettin’ Her Titty Grabbed in Some Movie of the Day

In case you missed this movie which I sure as fuck hope you did because it looks real fucking shitty even though I know you’re not necessarily one for quality, proven in the fact that you’re reading this…..but at least there was this video of Sandra Bullock getting her titties grabbed, not that I find Sandra Bullock hot in any fucking way, but I do assume she’s dirty as fuck in bed since her husband was married to a dirty porn chick before he went with the richer girl next door celebrity chick….There’s no way a bitch doesn’t do every fucking possible thing in bed after knowing her man was with a porn chick for years…you know she’s studied the ex porn chick’s every fucking move….knowing how to ride the cock proper and take a load on her face and all this also leads me to believe Sandra Bullock’s also got herpes…cuz all porn chicks do and by default so do their sloppy seconds….and after that Sandra Bullock fantasy, it is safe to say this sex scene hasn’t got shit on her actually sex…but if you’re a fan of hers, you need to move the fuck on….but before you do watch her and her bra in action…

Posted in:Bra|Sandra Bullock|Tits

2009

11

Dec

Rachel Uchitel Showing Off Her Hot Whore Body of the Day

This Tiger Woods scandal bores me. I’ve already said that every single married dude I know cheats on their wives and their wives didn’t even marry them because they were famous billionaires…they married them because they actually liked them…which is a weird fucking concept these days when people get married for business reasons, or because bitch gets knocked the fuck up knowing you are the meal ticket, the retirement plan and you figure it’s best to do the right thing and by best I mean that it won’t piss off your sponsors so that you can continue making your stupid money….

The dudes I know don’t get up inside attention whores who have bodies like this though and if they did, I’d probably spend more time hanging out with them, but then again, my friend’s can’t afford her hourly rate, they’re more into getting bitches roofied up since it only costs 5 dollars and the sex is just as good….cuz bitches who look like this don’t put effort into sex, they just lay there waiting to be able to sell your story to the media and make a little money off the shit, you know why give it up for free….

The life lesson in all this is that the richer you are, the better the pussy gets.

Pics via INF

Posted in:cleavage|Rachel Uchitel|Tits

2009

11

Dec

Kate Moss Nipple Slip After Dinner of the Day

In totally uninteresting news, Kate Moss wore a pretty see through shirt to dinner, and on her way out, her little tit managed to sneak its way into the she through area, mainly because Kate Moss didn’t really give a fuck who saw her tits, because if she did give a fuck, she wouldn’t have worn a see through fucking shirt and if she really needed to wear the see through shirt because she was getting paid to wear it for a designer and she’s taking all the money she can since she’s too old to model and too busy fucking people who look like they have aids when not getting high and drunk and being a horrible parent, she woulda worn a bra or pasties or an undershirt.

So her lack of interest in us seeing her nipple should be a pretty clear sign that you shouldn’t give a fuck about seeing her nipple and I can only assume that you don’t and that this is a waste of my time.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipple Slip

2009

11

Dec

Tila Tequila’s Intentional Nipple Slip Two Days Late of the Day

I’m really fucking slacky lately, I only got access to these Tila Tequila pictures a few hours ago, mainly because I don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila or what fucking cry for attention this bitch is into, unless that cry for attention involves her killing her useless self on webcam, or in some kind of sex tape, or even on the fucking nightly news live, because her demise and her fall from her peak is funny as hell, what isn’t funny is all the noise she’s making on her way down, whether it’s singling me out and annoying me and anyone who follows her on twitter, or whether it’s her releasing blowjob vidoes, her claims she’s a full blown lesbian and really everything she fucking does and I haven’t figured out why I’m bothering keeping this shit alive two days later, but I assume it is strictly because of laziness.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nipple|Tila Tequila

2009

11

Dec

Lindsay Lohan and Phony Artistic Topless Video for a Shitty Magazine of the Day

I can’t beleive I missed this bullshit video starring Lindsay Lohan in some sleazy soft core student film shit, but I like to think it’s because no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan and this college film student’s phony artistic crap. I don’t know how the fuck she got herself into this, or why the fuck she thought this shit was a crucial career move cuz she no longer has a career, but apparently you can see nipple and I guess all nipples deserve the chance to be in video, no matter how big or how small, how useless or how desired, I really just want to see them all…it’s my life work….at least that’s what I’ve decided my life work is going to be starting today, so girls turn your webcam’s on.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Topless

2009

11

Dec

Penelope Cruz Topless in Los Abrazos Rotos of the Day

Since I don’t own a TV and don’t really like spending the little money I have on going to the movies, I am really not too up to speed on what’s new and what Penelope Cruz is doing with her career, especially when the shit is foreign, but I do know that whatever this fucking movie is, Penelope Cruz was topless in it and her small perky tits are nice to look at in any language, just as long as the sun isn’t behind her so that her big stupid nose she should get operated on doesn’t casts a shadow and black out her tits….

Here are the clips….

There was another topless chick in the movie, her name was Kira Miro and these are her tits….

Posted in:Penelope Cruz|Topless

2009

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t win the lottery like I expected to since life’s been fucking me up the ass prison rape style before shitting on my face all these years, but I did convince a store owner to give me some expired dairy products. I guess Christmas came early this year. I win.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Tiger Woods Made Love Children…And Sex Tapes
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Taylor Swift Whoring Out With Her Hair All Straight!
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AnnaLynne McCord Wants You To Check Her Ass Out
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Because It’s Not Quite Friday Yet
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The 9 Hottest Danish Sluts
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There’s a Super Mario Wii Game and I Want It
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Four Thing You Don’t Know About Spider Man
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Kate Moss See Through To Her Large Nipple
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Hate Perez Hilton? Join the Club
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Fergies Tits of Butt Crack Cleavage? You Decide!
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25 Hot Famous Jews
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Watching This Little Chinese Kid Play a Mini Guitar and Sing Warms My Black Heart
Maybe Angelina Jolie will Adpot Him
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Bai Ling’s Blackberry Images Scream for the Company of a Man
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Carrie Underwood is Looking Hot
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Lily Allen Perfoms Concert, Still Fat and Ugly. Possiblt Pregnant
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s Laugh At What Gary Busey’s Child May Look Like Together
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Isabeli Fontana for H&M Lingerie
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Meet the Romanian Subway Stripper
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And That’s Why You Don’t Make a Bitch Angry
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I Love It When These Naked Sluts Wrestle
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Christine Smith is a Playbou Slut
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And Now, The Worst Beat Boxer EVER
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I Almost Forgot How cute Rachel Leah Cook Is
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Scary Spice is Topless
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Patricia is in Dutch Playboy
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And More of Bryci
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Yeah I’d Bang Dania Ramirez
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Young Car Wash Chick Getting Wet and Amazing
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Meet Maya Gates
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Magan Lugo Takes a Bath
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Woman Accused of Selling Moonshine at an NC Day Care
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Next Time I Have a Party I’m Inviting Katie Couric
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Some Video of Some Chick That Was Living In This Dudes Aparment That is Probabaly Fake, But Whatever
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Rebecca Look’s Kind of Kinky and I Like It
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Alice Greczyn Will Get Your Right Hand In Motion
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Celebrity Sex Addiction Trainer Rebecca Cardon’s Almost Nude Photoshoot
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Alicia Keys Looks Like Someone Puked Up Drano On Her
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DENISE MILANI’S BOOBS ARE JUST PLAIN FUCKIN’ HUGE!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Dec

Lesbian Teachers of the Day

It is unfortunate that none of this shit ever went down when I was in school, cuz if it did, I’d probably have a serious education and money. Sure the teachers caught up in the lesbian scandal aren’t hot, but when they are naked and fucking each other in the classroom, it makes them good enough for me to stick around and take fucking notes….

I don’t think they should fire these bitches, but let them be the leaders and a new teaching movement designed to motivate perverts like me to get my GED.

Posted in:Lesbian Teachers