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2009

02

Nov

Jessica Alba is Dora the Explorer of the Day

For you perverts who get off to kids shows….and I know you fucking exist. Because anything you can think someone jerks off to, there is probably someone who has and really when it comes to Dora the Explorer, who really can’t find her dark complexion and little shorts hot, especially considering she is an explorer, something that usually translates into “Adventurous Enough For Anal”, something Alba probably should have channeled the night she flipped the used condom inside out after skipping her birth control pill to get knocked up to lock Cash Warren in for life, but instead was too emotional and scared of being alone.

We get it bitch, you’re a mom, you know kids shows, just shut the fuck up and put on some lingerie. Couldn’t you have been Dora the Whore Explorer or some shit, this is useless….step it the fuck up Alba, or should we just call her a series of constant disappointments….

Bonus – Cash Warren Standing Next to Ass

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dora the Explorer|Halloween|Jessica Alba

2009

02

Nov

Mariah Carey in Some Slutty Angel Costume of the Day

I don’t know what anti-depressants they prescribed Mariah Carey back when she had her burn out, panic disorder, agoraphobia, depression bullshit that went down a few years ago, before marrying Nick Cannon and relaunching her career, but I do know that they better not be handing them out to everyday girls, because the day I see a chubby chick in panties and a corest, busting out from every direction because she’s fat, I get worried, because she should realize that she has no business in this shit, she should realize no one wants to see the shit, but the chemicals in her brain make it all okay in her mind, but so wrong in mine, and now I’m gonna be forced to have nightmares of half naked fat chicks because I guess they’ve invented confidence in a pill form, when really they should have prescribed an eating disorder.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:ANgel|Mariah Carey|Slut

2009

02

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Meaty Purse on Her Actual Purse of the Day

The interesting thing about Paris Hilton is that she is a wallet fucker, but unlike most wallet fuckers who fuck a rich dude who will promise them the good life, she fucks her own wallet, because her pussy was directly tapped into her bank account. So whenever she let it out of her pants, millions of dollars made its way into her wallet.

Not that it is all that intersesting, she’s just a modern day whore, who slutted herself out for attention because her dad didn’t hug her enough because he was too busy hugging cocaine with his nose, and she probably didn’t do it for the money in the first place, it was just an added bonus, making this joke really fail, but we’ve come this far so here are some pictures of her with her meaty purse in her panties rubbin’ up her actual purse and these pictures because the two go hand in hand……and it all made me go against my Paris Hilton ban.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Purse

2009

02

Nov

Christina Ricci’s in her Bikini with her New Cock of the Day

Christina Ricci was out on the beach in her bikini with her new cock…Showing off the crime scene on her chest where her breasts once lived before she had the fucking things amputated in an ill-decision that must have been made when she was going thru an anorexic phase and felt that was the cure to her chubby ass the world fell in love with when she was a teenager, before she got all dark and weird on us. She should have re-thought the shit because she fills this bikini top weird and if she was a little more top heavy, it’d balance the rest of her out, and make these pictures worth lookin’ at, instead all I see is some dyke with a wonky head, short legs, a boring ass, covered in shitty prison tattoos, when I could have been lookin at real big tits…..

Bonus – Here are a few more pics from last week’s bikini pictures….

Pics via Bauer
Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Ricci

2009

02

Nov

Kelly Rowland and Her Shitty Implants in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Rowland got the shitty end of the deal with that whole Destiny’s Child shit, not that she didn’t make great money doing the whole Destiny’s Child shit, even though no amount of money would be enough to stomach hanging with Beyonce and her bullshit over the course of a bunch of years, but because her partner went onto have a solo career and acting career, becoming this phenomenon all while Kelly Rowland is stuck training for the circus because that’s the only place a clown like her can get work.

The real confusing thing in all this, and what makes this story even more outrageous is the fact that Beyonce was the fat one and everyone knows the fat friend is the one who is supposed to be stuck on the backburner and ignored until one night when she finally stands up for herself and asks her skinny friend to leave one guy for her for a change, and that dude just happens to be you, forcing you to go home with the fat manager and not the chick you initially planned on going home with. If you know what I mean….if you don’t I’m trying to say that the fat friend doesn’t usually take the fuck over, she usually gets forgotten, but in Beyonce’s case, she became a fucking machine because I assume the millions of fat chicks who feel like they’ve been wronged, or like they’ve lost out to skinny chicks out there supported her quest to get to the top, despite everything working against her fat ass.

Either way, I wrote too much about this, when really all this is about is Kelly Rowland on the beach in a bikini while working out with some dude…..I went a little off track.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Kelly Rowland

2009

02

Nov

Everyday is Halloween for Katie Price and Her Tits and Her Cross Dresser of the Day

Jordan and her tranny make-up, tranny tits, tranny everything has developed a reputation for herself of a bitch who turns her men faggot, or being the bitch faggot’s marry to get more publicity for themselves, before ultimately going back to being faggot. I don’t think she has a dick, but she definitely does some serious damage, I’m thinking because her pussy is so disgusting, it makes a motherfucker never want to touch another one, or maybe she’s got a dick taped up in her stupid costumes, becuase the only group of people more outrageous than she is on the daily are drag queens at your local drag bar doing drag shoes….

So here is her in some typical Jordan costume and her boyfriend, a cage fighter who has been hit too many times in the head, or who does it because he has a deep love for rubbing up with other half naked men in little bike shorts and the whole cage fight thing is just for masturbation material, because here he is in some women’s panties and the whole thing is fucking strange….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cross Dresser|Katie Price|Tits

2009

02

Nov

Useless “Celebrities” Use Twitter for Halloween of the Day

I hate twitter because it is some bottom feeder waste of time shit where people who are clearly not very busy spend their time writing uselessness anad where useless people try to expand their fan base, because they aren’t real celebrities who don’t need to seduce the public themselves with shitty 130 character blurbs and pictures of their whore selves half naked, they are bottom feeders and here are a few pictures of some of Twitter’s best trash and their lame halloween costumes to start the day….

Adrienne Curry and Her Hair Plugged Husband as the Watchmen….

Maria Menounos as a Cruise Ship Captain

Aubry O’Day and Another obvious Costume….

Brooklyn Decker Dressed as the First Night She Slutted Herself Out to her Now Husband Andy Roddick because She Figured Being a Sportss Illustrated model, having a one night stand with a popular athlete who dated Mandy Moore made sense….

Taryn Manning (who’s that? She’s from 8 Mile)….

Jennifer Love Hewitt as a Playboy Bunny Because She’s Got a New Ego Thanks to Having a Boyfriend Willing to Fuck Her Fat Ass….

Coco Whoring Out as a Mermaid….

Coco With Her Husband Whoring Out….

Coco With Rihanna Whoring Out….

In Conclusion, Coco is a whore.

Posted in:celebrities|Halloween|Twitter

2009

01

Nov

Follow Me on Twitter…Seriously….of the Day

Seriously, I Hate Twitter, But Need To Secure My Place on Twitter by Having You Follow Me, Cuz I’m Losing and I Already Know I am a Loser but Like to be a Loser People Follow on Twitter…

SUPPORT MY CAUSE YOU USELESS FUCKS

Posted in:Twitter

2009

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Halloween is going to be fucking crazy and by “crazy” I mean boring, because every year I am let down at how typical Halloween plays out. It’s always the same costumes. Nothing crazy ever happens. I don’t know why idiots jump thru the hoops and do it year after year but can only assume it is because they are miserable and bored in life.

I guess we’ll find out Monday if anyting worth happening happened, but I have no fucking hope, and the sad thing is all I really need to make this Halloween better than Halloween’s past is more fucking nudity and less fucking cockteasing chicks letting their inner sluts out PG-13 style…I need people fucking as a costume, or girls masturbating as a costume, or bitches addicted to my dick as a costume

…either way, who cares, click on my stepLINKS….they are more satisfying…


Veronika London is a Slut from Toro Magazine You’ll Want to Fuck 
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Why Am I Not Surprised that Katie Price Likes Banging Cross Dressing Trannys?
Seriously Though I Wonder Who’s cock is Bigger
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Personally I’d Like to Know Where Megan Fox Bought Her “Un-Talented Actress Who is an Ungreatful Little Snot But Has a Nice Rack” Costume, Cause It is Bang On
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If Lohan is Back on the Peen, Then Girl Should Keep It Up, Cause She Looks Better Than She Has in Months
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Being a Loser Virgin Just Got a Tiny Bit Less Pathetic!
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Five Rejected Heroes Characters.
I Know It’s Hard to Believe They’d Turn Anyone Down But These REALLY Suck
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Some “Home Alone X Saw” Halloween Hilarity
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Laura Drzewicka Topless
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After All This Time, I’d Still Fuck Demi Moore
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A Gallery of Halloween Whores
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Striptease of the Day
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Rumer Willis Is Most Def Gonna Get Down With Some Girl on Girl Action and The Slut She is Doing It With is Hot
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Britney is Actually Looking Fuckable Again Lately and Her She is In a Clip From Her New Video
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Dennis Hopper is Going to Die in 3….2….1….
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Man Leona Lewis is Smokin’ and I Don’t Give Her Enough Credit
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Who is Deborah Gibson, Where did She Get Her Devil Costume, and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis?
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You Know I’ve Never Watched Tennis Before, But If It’s Anything Like This Video, I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Emily’s Halloween Costume is Stellar and It’s Even Better When She Takes It Off
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THE CYBORGS ARE COMING!!! – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison Angel Flys Solo
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Angelica and The Fucking Machine Sure Made a Mess of Each Other
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart: The Schlitz Malt Liqour Slut Edition
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When It Comes to Fights I’d Like to Watch, It Really Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Drunk Chicks VS Old People In a Language I Can’t Understand
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When Paz Vega is Around It Just Makes It An All Around Better Day
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I’m Sure You Have Never Heard of Daria Werbowy But Here She is Posing Naked In Vogue
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A World Without Amateur Internet Sluts Is Not a World I Want to Live In
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Is It Me Or Are the Girls Dressing Extra Slutty This Year For Halloween?
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Taylor Momsen Has The Hollywood Whore Junk Halo All Over Her
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REMEMBER WWE DIVA “SUNNY”? HERE SHE IS IN SOME HOT NAKED LESBIAN PICS WITH MISSY HYATT AND HER 44 EEE TITS!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sluts and Car Washes Pretty Much Go Hand in Hand, No?
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Zoe Britton and Lena Get Seriously Down and Dirty
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The Noisy Neighbors Are Making Sex!!! LISTEN!
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The View Can’t Get Much Better Than This
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The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes
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Bobbi Eden and Kelle Marie Make One Hell of a Team
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German Sex Shows Look Like the Type of Show I Wanna Be At
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Come to Grandma…
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Some Butch Halloween Costumes For Your Son Who is Most Probably Gay
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HOW FUCKING AMAZING IS STEVEN HAWKING’S HALLOWEEN COSTUME?!
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Tom From Myspace Wants To Be Your Facebook Friend!!
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UFC RING CARD GIRL “EDITH” HAS THE BIGGEST TITS IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!
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Celebrity Secrets Intercepted! Famous Idiots Spill the Beans And You Get to Laugh at Them
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Some Fat Ass in Tight Jeans and Cowboy Boots….
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Bonus – Someone Made a Receipt for the Night That Went Down in The Hangover
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Oct

Christina Ricci in a Bikini in Miami with her Boyfriend of the Day

I have an almost creepy one-sided relationship with Christina Ricci, because like my neighbor’s daughter, I have watched her grow up with anticipatory masturbation in mind. It’s like when they are 7 or 8 you know they don’t turn you on yet, but if all things go as planned, or as they appear they may go, 10 years down the line, bitch will be a fucking prize, so you better be nice to her so she has fond memories of you when she starts experimenting with cock.

We’ve seen her as the chubby busty teenage goth, who dressed like everyday was Halloween, all pale skinned and dark haired, who seemed real intense about life and probably into anal.

We saw her go anorexic and crazy and amputate her tits and now we see her on the beach with one of her boyfriends with some boy haircut and the sad thing in all this is that she hasn’t grown up into something I expected her to grow up into back when she was 10.

Sure, I’d fuck if it was laying around and I was bored with a hardon, but that doesn’t validate the high hopes I had for her….but she is skinny and in a bikini and there’s nothing wrong with that, pretty much ever….enjoy.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Ricci