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2022

24

Jun

January Jones in her Panties of the Day

I am a pervert, dudes, I’ll sexualize a fucking picture of a woman from the 1800s, I’ll sexualize a woman who looks like she was born in the 1800s, I’ll sexualize a pile of dog shit if it looks a little like a vagina, I’ll sexualize a mound of snow if it looks like a tit….I will stick my dick in a sand castle, I’ll stick my dick in old spaghetti and close my eyes and visualize something with tits….

So with that in mind, January Jones has got to give it a rest….

This bitch is so insecure, despite having made money, despite having worked in the industry at a level most never will but many want, she has fucked important people, she has been jerked off to by fans….

So when she puts up her panties to show off her knee injury from being old as shit and her knees giving out before the hip replacement….

It’s a level of desperate, lame, trying too hard, that totally takes away from an old actress bitch in her panties.

I don’t mind looking at the panties, but I am annoyed by them, I guess things aren’t black and white, but her vagina could be from all the use….like an old tire just trying not to explode…..

Then there’s the face filter to make her look like an anime or a 10 year old, both fucking weird, disgusting and representative of how weird our society is…

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2022

24

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Some people say that only whores wear FISHNETS, because they were created in the 90s by a lonely fisherman lost at sea to sex up the experience, giving him a great business idea to sell to the brothels the other sailors would frequent, to make the whole experience a little more visually stimulating, fancy, and exciting with lingerie…

I am not sure if he ever expected it to reach the critical mass mainstream, sold in every gas station, to women who are outside of the sex trade, but it happened and it doesn’t mean that they are any less whore than the whores it was meant for…

There will be a time in our life where women get offended when you don’t call them whores since they are all whores and proud of that very easy to execute and earn title.

That’s not to say all these girls are whores, it’s at the point where fishnets are so mainstream they don’t know they are whores when wearing them….but I guess a whore is what you decide is a whore and not what the girl being a whore decides, that’s the beauty of being judgemental cunts.

Either way, I like fishnets and you should too.

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2022

24

Jun

Flex On and Other Videos of the Day

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Stay Fit Girls

Shorts

Shake it Challenge

Big Booty in Leggings

Tight Dress

Leggings Reveal

This Freaks me Out

Mean Girl

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2022

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been drinking jacked up birth control and anti-depressants in the tap water for the last decade and I don’t feel any less crazy and my man tits have not started lactating from my body hormonally thinking I am pregant.

My only scientific deduction from all this, or would it be HYPOTHESIS, is that the birth control is making me crazy and antidepressants are not strong enough.

Even cocktails of all the antidepressants, thanks to everyone buying into mental health issues because it’s a great excuse for failing at all things in life…”MY MENTAL HEALTH”….something that is probably as annoying for employers as it is for everyone else…

The female hormones tricking me into thinking I am pregnant overpower all medicine, but we already knew that, since BITCHES BE CRAZY.

If you don’t believe me just watch the ROE V. WADE being Overturned Protestors fighting to kill their babies…because it’s gonna get wild and fucking weird to watch, especially if you’re like me and choose God over Satan’s child sacrifices..

Some stepLINKS…in the Morning FAIRE Maiden.

Emily Ratajkowski TikTok’s From the Car!
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Pacman Jones Has Been Taking His Late Teammate Chris Henry’s Sons on Recruiting Trips
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Mob of people terrorize elderly man in car with twerking in Lori Lightfoot’s Chicago
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Kate and William’s First Official Joint Portrait Unveiled
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Christian McCaffrey Celebrates 3 Years With Model Olivia Culpo
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Compilation Of Some Very Expensive Fails!
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Alvin Kamara Responds to a Report That He’s Facing a Lengthy Suspension
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Crash Testing A Bollard With A Truck!
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Dog In A Shop Is A Pro Baseball Player!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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You may not be here for a long time but a good time, only it feels like a long time because it is never a good time….but that’s your drama, keep it to your damn self you whining pussy…..no one cares about your problems or inability to rock out…

I’m just here for the damn stepLINKS…they’ll help make your long time a gooder time.

Bella Hadid and her Bangs
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Fan With Chest Hair Bikini Top Chugs Beer at the College World Series
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Lottie Moss is Topless at the Beach
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Heidi Klum’s Daughter Leni in a Bikini
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Kevin Bacon in “They/Them”
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Madonna Puts her Booty on Display
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Disturbing Paintings of Hieronymus Bosch
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Doja Cat in Pink Panties
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Olivia Culpo’s Bikini to Celebrate 3 Years with her Current NFL Boyfriend
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Dove Cameron’s Dominatrix Photoshoot
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Brawl at a School
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Bear Makes Sure whole Neighborhood Eats
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Julia Fox in a Wild Outfit in NYC
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Kate and Willaims First Official Portrait
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25 Eyebrow Fails
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Photos From History
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Idiot Drivers
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Golfer Kills Bird
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Trusting Chameleon
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Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini
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Genie Bouchard in a Bra Top at Race Day
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Model Named Barbie in Lingerie
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Man caught putting lotion on body during 9-person Zoom meeting forgot to turn his camera off
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Water Defies Gravity at the Hoover Dam
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Skateboarding Against a Storm
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Erin Andrews Calls Out Delta Airlines for Overcharging and Canceling Flights
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Lena in Lingerie
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Dog and Elephant Play
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Devin Booker and Kendall Jenner are Calling it Quits
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Kara Del Toro in Lounge Underwear
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17 Year Old Saves Drowning Man
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Expensive Fails
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Smile Gets Her Out of a Ticket
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Pornstar Katya in a Photoshoot
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Former Dolphins Cheerleader Gigi Pena Keeps Dropping Heat
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Taylor Swift Making Out with Boyfriend in Bikini
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Salma Hayek on Set
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Sydney Sweeney in a Trashy Vogue / Adidas Shoot
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Stella Maxwell Hot Model
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Madison Beer Chest
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Kendall Jenner in a Tank TOp
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J.Lo visits Ben on Set
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Kristen Bell in a Sports Bra
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Hot Titty Kara Del Toro’s Underwear Shoot
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Tana Mongeau Rich and Trashy in a Slutty Dress
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Dove Cameron Creepy in a Phootshoot
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Billionaire Nicola PELTZ in a Magazine Photoshoot
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Millie Bobby Brown Creeping Me Out
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Emma Roberts Leg
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Paris Jackson Legs
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In Case You Missed It – Drew Barrymore Sexy in her Swimsuit
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cake Fart
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Camtastrophes
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Reddit Amateur Babe
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18 People having a Shit DAy
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How Mira Starts the Day
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Workers Get a Live Fukc
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Shitting Toys
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Girls Failing
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Crackhead Shit
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I dont know about this peeing thing
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Help Me Wanda
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Mashup weirdness
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Wife and her Bull
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Two Holes Filledd
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Bitches Be Crazy
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Russian Amateur Sex
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I Don’t think that’s Ronald McDonald
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Sitting in the Woods Naked
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Marriage Proposal Fail – SFW
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Pussy Pass Denial
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Face Sitting
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Two Girls – One Dildo
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2022

23

Jun

Anne Hathaway Bra of the Day

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Anne Hathway terrifies me.

I know that it’s so basic to hate on Anne Hathaway because for whatever reason, she was the most hated female celebrity around….and I generally hate hopping on the bandwagon of hating generally hated people….but in a world of hive mind retards there’s obviously a reason Anne Hathaway is their most hated celebrity and sometimes liking a bitch you don’t like just because the masses don’t like her and I am contrarian, drawn to anything that isn’t popular….but sometimes we align.

I don’t know what this shoot is for, probably THIS SHOOT , I just don’t think her expensive demin bra top/bikini top, is really going to win anyone over, but I’ll post in anyway to help perpetuate that Anne Hathaway hate, because we can all agree that something about her just fucking sucks….and not just her old haggard middle aged face…..that we’ll assume she’s brought out for “empowerment” to try to win over the sympathy of other old bitches rotting out…with a “you go girl”….”don’t hide in that cave on your pile of money, be confident in your old age and come back out here” girl…but I doubt that strategy will work…

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2022

23

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Some people don’t like when girls are posing in the “Shitting Position”….becasue they don’t like thinking about the food allergies and intollerences that a bitch has when she’s trying to be sexy time…..

I am not one of those people, my friend STEFAN is, but I am not, because I convinced myself at a young age that women don’t shit, so as far as I’m concerned, the shitting position is just the butt sex position, and sticking my dick in to hold back the floodgates of potential feces….that can’t be potential feces since in my mind women don’t shit….and even during the anal sex when shit ends filling up my pee hole, I talk myself out of it, it’s something else that just looks and smells like shit….until I bust and am forced to face the truth of a dirty ass bitch who clearly doesn’t starve herself right.

So the THONG’s flaw in not covering asshole, that shows the window of the soul, the asshole when bent over, isn’t a flaw at all since girl ass doesn’t shit in my mind, so why wear underwear at all….DRIP everywhere, DRIP strong, with vigor and passion….but if you’re going to show your asshole in a modest and clothed way, the thong is a key article of clothing for that…..so here’s that round-up.

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2022

23

Jun

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is lame as shit to me because she does that whole INFLUENCER thing that is lame as shit to me because it involves the bitch trying so fucking hard to be interesting, influential, inspiring, at the right events, in the right outfits, all for a social media feed like some kind of insecure loser looking for friends, and validation….

Even when these bitches make millions and millions of dollars off this AVON LADY pushing products to the losers of the world like a fucking MLM scumbag who just knows how to curate content and outfits better then the average…..it’s still fucking lame.

Even when these bitches land their celebrity boyfriends, athlete boyfriends, which in Culpo’s case she’s done BOTH, MULTIPLE TIMES, and even if her life is one for WHITE girls to envy like groupie fucks, it’s really zero appealing to me.

It’s a scam, it’s lazy, it’s weak and even the shameless bikini pics are desperate, not desperate enough because there’s no dick in her mouth, she does that behind the scenes, when the CAMERAS of her self produced content production around her narcissistic self are off…..

But she looks pretty hot in a bikini, so let them thirst trap thot thirst trapping continue…as long as it is half naked, working towards full naked, because I don’t need inspiring, I can take low grade shit, if it’s half naked.

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2022

23

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Hostage Video of the Day

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I am not convinced that the Britney Spears they present us with is actually Britney Spears.

I am also not convinced that Britney Spears is free or released from the prison they have her in.

I am also not convinced that Britney Spears is even updating her own social media, but it is weird enough to be Britney Spears….

I am not convinced that Britney Spears is doing all that well, especially after seeing that weird fucking wedding of hers that featured weird celebrity guests some of whom she never met before.

All of her pics seem to be shot on the first iPhone, maybe she only has one of those old people phones that only text and call out to certain numbers and this is the phone quality…

But you’d assume her hired actor husband, would have the most up to date tech for his gay hook-up apps in his mansion next to the Kardashians that they moved into the day after the wedding, because hired actors are always so trustworthy when they are playing a role.

The point is that Britney’s been let down by her fans, family and the industry…and her mom bikini pics are not that great….but her hard nip in a bikini works for me as the distraction it is meant to be…..look everything’s fine people….totally normal over here….she’s even busting a smile so she can’t be medicated, it can’t be a body double, their can’t be black eyes behind the mirrored aviators….this is Happiness…freaks..

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2022

23

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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There are a few instagram created games like Spike Ball and the spin offs, you know that dudes who like being topless seem to like playing in the park like it’s GAY PRIDE everyday…..

There’s a few other instagram created board games like that Cards Against Humanity shit with all the spin-offs.

Then there’s a few instagram created sports leagues that got their shine thanks to social media….

But for some reason, competitive titty drops are not an organized event, league, or thing girls do in the park, or on weekends with friends….it’s more sporadic, uploaded because of the hive uploading it, but not for prizes, or title belts, which I guess in this case would be gold, silver and bronze titty tassels……or BRAS….but either way, it’s one of those if the ether doesn’t make it happen, maybe it’s up to me to WWE this shit into a touring event for the masses….TITTY DROPS are the best challenge around and so much more can be done with them…..but for now, just watch these amateurs laying the groundwork for their sport, probably how women’s tennis league felt when they first got organized in the 70s….it has to start somewhere and we are on the CUSP of that…..first mover perverts…..

Now tits.

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