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2024

26

Feb

The Breast Feeding Loophole on Instagram of the Day

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Where there is a will there is a way.

This is a story about hope.

This is a story about overcoming all obstacles and figuring out how to get past all that red tape and succeed.

This is the poor man becoming rich, the Sam Clemens turning into Mark Twain…..

This is a story of greatness….

This is a girl who probably has a dude running her social media, who launched an only fans because of her great tits, realizing that the best way to get people to subscribe to her instagram is by showing off her great tits, and thanks to Instagram terms and conditions allowing tits for the sake of breast feeding, thanks to all those breast feeding activists angrily fighting Zuckerberg for blocking their breast feeding pics, like sluts who like showing off tit under the guise of it being natural.

So, throw in a realistic baby, fake breast feeding, trick the AI, act like like shit is educational, and amass perverts who like tits on instagram.

It’s clever, porn will always overcome, her name is FLOR LOPEZ , if that’s her real name and the funniest thing about this is that MANY chicks are doing this, I saw at least 3 after this popped on the explore page on my burner IG.

The world is a fucking degenerate place and you kinda have to embrace it.

Posted in:Instagram

2024

26

Feb

Lyna Perez is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Lyna Perez and I’ll assume that you’ve heard of her, because she’s got 10 million followers, which is basically the population of Canada, not that that is saying much, but 10,000,000 people following a set of tits on instagram is pretty fucking crazy, assuming they are real followers and not just someone who is addicted to follower count, buying up all the fake followers on the internet to amplify their shit to an empty room that people think is a full house, because they are morons.

Anyway, she’s got the instagram face, the instagram body, she may even just be an instagram AI model, not that that is a good thing, but it is a familiar thing…

Making money off the tits like nature intended.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

24

Feb

Jessica Bartlett is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Jessica Bartlett

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Jump into the fucking weekend like a nudist tramp on a trampoline, showcasing the floppiness of her tits, so that they can act like a question at POP QUIZ NIGHT or TRIVIA NIGHT at the local bar you go to because you’re a sad sack of shit, where the visual question is “BABIES OR NO BABIES”…..because babies can turn big tits into a sad sack of shit too…

Just like you can turn straight chicks into lesbians thanks to your lack of sex appeal, creepiness, and smell of dirty testicles…

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2024

23

Feb

Taylor Swift in No Pants with Rita Ora and her Husband David Cohen of the Day

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The most impressive thing about this is that Taylor Swift is pantsless, in some leotard thing, something I typically love as an outfit…yet still has zero sex appeal. How is it possible that a tall skinny blonde chick is this unappealing. I don’t get it….

But the other impressive thing is that I recognized Rita Ora via recognizing David Cohen, while I have facial recognition blindness. Good fucking job….

I know that Taylor Swift may be the biggest star, the biggest celebrity, the biggest music act of the era, but I don’t believe it.

I just think that means that a lot of people on the international level are easily manipulated morons.

Anyone with a brain, knows that Taylor Swift is a hack, a psy-op, a manipulation of the hive mind and it’s not a right wing conspiracy….someone this mid-range, getting as much hype as she’s getting, is due to witchcraft…witchcraft Rita Ora’s trying to suck off like it is David Cohen, because being Taylor Swift famous is probably her dream….so the next best thing is fame whoring the boring whore….

Posted in:Rita Ora|Taylor Swift

2024

23

Feb

Oh No, There are Two Katy Perry’s of the Day

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Katy Perry, who has somehow gamed the system so hard that she became a huge pop star….and TV Host…probably has something to do with her mother’s family being billionaires, but maybe I’m just RICH KID HATIN’….

It really more likely has to do with her being a demon and this being part of some satanic agenda or witch craft, because I can’t imagine a world of normal people willing to make this creature a star pop performing….

Making all that top level pop star money all while being a clunky ass awkward and unlikeable pile of shit…EVEN with the tits…

But the world has terrible taste and don’t know better….and unfortunately for us, Katy Perry is dropping a new album to try to get that Taylor Swift money and that means more selfies…

So that will include TWO OF HER…which is DOUBLE the painful than just one of her, but I guess the good news is she’s got a reflection and that she hasn’t cracked the mirror like she fucking should….

Either way, too old to slutty selfie, but still slutty selfie-ing, because she’s detached and delusional and doesn’t realize she’s old as shit…

That’s not a hot body, but I don’t think it ever really was…just tits and a bunch of fame whores buying into it…

BORING…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2024

23

Feb

Geriatric Denise Richards Trying to Be Youthful and Half Naked in her Content of the Day

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I remember a time when I would leave the house and I’d see these 50 year old moms in their Lulu Lemons and Uggs, basically dressed like their daughters, and I’d laugh to myself because they were old ladies holding onto the dream.

It’s interesting that that mother competing with her daughter for male attention has become producing shitting non-porn for profit on a creator platform….I mean not that interesting, these are all soulless demons who value their sex appeal as being their only value and when they start aging out, their egos and their delusions and their three-quarter life crisis compels them to do weirdness.

I’m not mad that Denise Richards self produces shitting whore content, I think it’s hilarious, I’m only mad when she pulls out her wonky tit, that thing has been to war and has come back mangled, face blown off, unable to watch it each soup….IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN..

Posted in:Denise Richards

2024

23

Feb

Kendall Jenner Promotes her Sister’s Competitors of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, who is by far the hottest Kardashian, which probably isn’t saying much since the rest of them are fucking pigs, is out here showing off her long lean athletic daughter of a tranny body for an active brand that makes too much money….

They are called ALO, and if you leave your house you may see some rich, influenced by social media ladies rockin’ them, since all the celebs go to their curated gym and produce curated content so bored people with disposable income can buy into the bullshit and feel like they fucking matter…or like the are part of the NOW…

Anyway, I was under the impression that Kim K had a billion dollar brand that she owns with Ivanka Trump’s husband called SKIMS, which would theoretically be a competitor to ALO, yet Kendall doesn’t give a shit, she’s money grubbing too….

Unless, the Kardashians are also investors in ALO, which is probably the case, give those pics equity in everything, so that their instagram fortunes can get to great stupid heights, because you people have made them relevant, and you people keep buying their bullshit. It’s all your fault….

Find new idols…ones that show us their assholes, because this shoot is boring without asshole and would be made better with ASSHOLE…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2024

23

Feb

Frida Aasen Brings the Swimwear Photoshoot of the Day

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Frida Aasen is a Nordic model, which means she’s a viking and you viking nerds out there can jerk off to her thinking about Thor’s Norse Hammer up inside you ass milking that prostate as you do. It’s less gay when you have a bikini model integrated in the disturbing fantasy.

It’s nice to see that a brand like Free People has decided to hire an actual model to model their swimwear, especially in these woke times.

Aasen the Viking is built tiny, like your micro dick would almost look average sized up against her thighs…

She is not some ethnic, obese, amputee with a chronic disease, mental illness, gender issues, incontinence and astigmatism…

I celebrate that…sure her tits are small for a bikini model, but that’s what I like in a tight packaged woman…Tiny Tits lives matter, bikini model lives matter….

So here’s a throwback to one of them shoots…

Posted in:Frida Aasen

2024

23

Feb

Kara Del Toro is on Vacation of the Day

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Here’s some Kara Del Toro, who is a social media personality that does a lot of content in and around her epic tits, but unlike a lot of the ghetto fake as fuck influencers with big tits, she does it all curated and high end, like she’s an actual influencers, rather than some ghetto ass gutter slut stripper alternative trying to get OnlyFans subscribers because they like to fuck….

The point is, she’s fancy and probably smells like flowers rather than all the cum dumped up inside her by various men she tries to validate herself with, you know like those gutter shameless girls….

There’s a way to be modest, even wholesome while showcasing your tits and this classy girl does it well….

I assume it’s because her ex husband Benicio taught her well…