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2024

17

Jul

Katy Perry Hasn’t Ozempic-ed Hard Enough of the Day

Old lady Katy Perry has been failing lately and it’s been amazing.

I know that they all whine about how people only bully people who do better than them, or who are ahead of them….

They say that the people who sit and shit on people over the internet are the real losers who aren’t trying to accomplish things on their own…

They’re right, I’m not trying to become a clunky-ass cankle popstar with limited talent, I don’t have the tits for it and I’m not part of a Billionaire family of elites who would allow me to pursue this kind of insane dream that happened to work because they like having their own in charge…

What they’re wrong about is that we’re victims to these people, they rape us with their music on our radio waves, thanks to a corrupt and manipulated music marketing machine, and that makes Katy Perry a weapon against humanity, her music sonic warfare and if we don’t say “RID THE WORLD OF THIS MONSTER”….no one will…

Making fun of Katy Perry for sucking isn’t being mean or hateful or coming from a invalid place, we’re exposed to her creative output and can’t escape it so it’s our god given right…

So I can’t stand what Katy Perry has contributed to society, it’s made no sense to me how easily the people bought into her obvious fake, clickbait, inaunthentic bullshit….and thus I can’t stand Katy Perry.

Whether my opinion on her success matters or not doesn’t matter, I’m allowed to be confused that people would pay to see her and buy into her and follow her for any other reason than being victims of propaganda, unable to make decisions for themselves….

Katy Perry was a try hard who got lucky, a one hit wonder they were able to ride for decades and that all confused everyone, including her, into thinking she’s amazing or a great contribution to the world…when she was the opposite.

So when she puts out some politically charged, feminist nonsense, that’s so out of touch as the country goes MAGA….and it bombs…because she is trying to appeal to a crowd that don’t buy into shit, but just white about shit…I have to laugh and you should too.

She’s in Europe. In a bikini. Her big tits all sloppy squeezing through. Her ass uneventful….but a half naked, ozempic, old, failing Katy Perry is better than when she’s clothed….and way better than when she’s winning…

The truth is that even when she loses, it’s a hit on her ego, but she’s already won and that’s the real tragedy in all this..

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Posted in:Katy Perry

2024

17

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez is a Yacht Girl of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is marketed as the kind of Mexican you want stealing your jobs, because she was rich in Mexico and came in the legal way. You see, Mexico is a developed nation with billionaires and clearly Eiza Gonzalez appeals to that crowd on a level where they decided to export her like she was a case of Corona or a obscure hipster Mezcal…human trafficking amongst the rich….

She’s on a Yacht in a skimpy bikini, which doesn’t really do her Mexican being Human Trafficked to billionaire story any favors….the whole throwing these women into shitty movies is strictly a mechanism to divert and distract you from thinking they are being trafficked…

It would explain why they altered her face so aggressively through surgery procedures, so that the old EIZA doesn’t show up on any INTERPOL databases….an international fugitive on the run…or missing person’s case…hiding in plain site.

Google the before pics of Eiza of the past, it’s not even the same person..in a good way.

I saw her in some bullshit streaming movie the other day and I thought to myself “damn this girl is terrible”…

Luckily, the billionaires like her enough to keep her in the mix and keep giving her work…..

It’s not taco tuesday…but for the right price it can be taco any day of the week….apparently…

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2024

17

Jul

Ariel Winter’s Making Dinner of the Day

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Woof. Woof.

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2024

17

Jul

Alex Daddario’s Sucking Gelato of the Day

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Apparently Alex Daddario, the unimpressive actress with the big tits is not just fat, despite the historical 35 year old woman’s body catching up with her big tits….she’s pregnant.

No one seemed to really care when she made her pregnancy announcement which was that she’s stoked her kid and Hailey Bieber and Margot Robbie’s kids will all be in the same pre-school, because that’s how the elite stay elite, they breed and put them through their own training camps us simpletons aren’t privy to.

In her pregnancy, her tits will swoll up all milk filled…which will probably destroy them, so maybe she should have considered sucking dick like she’s sucking the ice cream on her pregnant in Rome vacation, but instead she just HAD to do the creampie, sex to completion with her man….

Ultimately, breeding is what women are meant to do, so seeing a big set of tits get bigger through pregnancy is a good message to send the kids who are surrounded by trannies and cat ladies who are against the whole breeding thing….

Let’s just hope she posts the birthing video on YOUTUBE for educational/masturbation purposes.

In the meantime, here’s some pregnant, fertile, big titty, tight dress, baby growing inside, not quite ready to drop, but almost passable if she was working the strip club, can’t get her pregnant cuz she’s already pregnant good time.

Here’s some pregnancy bullshit….

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario

2024

17

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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OH

GOD

NO…

There’s nothing worse that a body positive WEDNESDAY where we celebrate the fat as fucks are disgusting…

That they’ve been sold this lie that they are people too, not just the size of two people…

So they are for some reason confident to get naked on the internet despite being fat as fuck…

Which clearly is the punchline of the joke…

But with all propaganda there’s the dudes who buy into to, the weak men who fall for the lie as well and will only want fat chicks…throwing off the dynamic of losers getting with fat chicks because it’s the only option they have.

Then again, the fat chick also appeals to the high testosterone man into the fat chick because she’s a chick and would be into ANY chick….

But based on all the black dudes with fat white chicks, that may be the case…you need a certain level of HORNY to commit to the cause…but more importantly athleticis.

So here we are…..THE HUMANITY….the WAY TOO MUCH HUMAN in each of these photos….THE HUMANITY….

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2024

17

Jul

Cassandra Dawn is the Instagram Of The Day

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Cassandra Dawn is an old time Playboy chick who had a sister who was also a Playboy chick, but it was in the era where Playboy was being run by Pornhub and the quality of the Playboy chicks weren’t the curated Playboy chicks you’d expect, but more a mass produced any one can join, bargain basement, WALMART DOLLAR TREE MARSHALLS approach to Playboy chicks because they needed 365 girls, a gallery a day for their subscribers…

That’s not to say that Cassandra Dawn wasn’t worthy of being passed around all the LA rich dudes that she was passed around by, it’s just to say that she’s an old timer, possibly pushing 50…but if we can learn anything from BAI LING….some ethics rot at a slower pace than whites.

So here are some of her pics…that could be a decade old or recent, I don’t know, she’s more a blast from the past than anything.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

17

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Frail Old Lady Erotica of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is bringing the fetish content to the pervert fans.

The frail old lady who spent a month in the hospital because her throat had a bleeding wound from either sucking dick or puking, leaving her all weak and skinny at 50 years old……

She still looks good to me, the power of instagram filters, fillers, staying out of the sun, being a vampire, my appreciation for skinny chicks even when they’re too old….but I am also a pervert….

The frail look not only makes your dick look bigger, but it’s too weak and tired to run from you…..and since 99 percent of the sex I’ve had would now be categorized as sexual assault by a libtard cat lady….weak and frail is appealing….

What isn’t appealing is the whole menopause thing, not because you can’t knock her up, but kinda, since knocking up a 50 year old Kate Beckinsale would be exciting, it’s just that as people who aren’t fucking the dried up cooz, the menopause isn’t practical birth control it’s a sign of infertile, too old to breed which by definition isn’t very sexy….a bitch who doesn’t ovulate is a little gay to be turned by….but since it’s Beckinsale, and she’s skinny and trying hard, her menopause cunt is probably better than many fertile younger women because she’s famous, hot and skinny….assuming she’s not too skinny for that dry uterus to have nothing supporting it and keeping it inside her….

She produced some half nakedness….that’s the point of this story of a well travelled famous vagina that is potentially dying of whatever disease…

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2024

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Have you done any fingering today? Most girls don’t let me finger them because I don’t wash my hands, but also because most girls avoid making eye contact with me, not in an autistic way, but in a “get this guy away from me way”….so fingering them, even with washed hands would be a stretch…..LITERALLY….GET IT…I know this fucking guy gets no credit for the 20 years of geniusness….

Speaking of fingering…as much as I find the tranny movement, or the gay fetish movement marketed as a lifestyle silly….I am a firm believer in identifying as a tranny in the event you ever need to sue someone in customer service for mistreating you….use that tranny rage and tranny hate against them because they’ll give you a free meal to shut you up knowing the last thing they want is to be called TRANSPHOBES….

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2024

16

Jul

Stella Hudgens Officially Shows Off Her Meat and Potatoes of the Day

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It’s been a long time in the making and we’ve seen signs of Hudgens actually bringing the pussy out to the party, because when you’re an exclusive content vendor, you have to show the meat or as we used to call it “the pink”…even on brown chicks…because that’s just the natural progression of being a whore in photoshoots….it’s the build up, the final release and necessary in keeping the fans…

So Hudgens, a sister to a famous chick, an auntie and a pervert who wasn’t satisfied being the aspiring low level actress hired because of her last name, so she decided to go the self produced porn route for attention, to defy the family, who fucking knows or cares….she’s showing you her VULVA…and nothing hotter than an old fashioned VULVA shot….at least when paying for nudes..

I’m a vagina fan, I wouldn’t say the meatier the better, it’s not quite like ordering an omelette or pizza or sandwich where you want AS MUCH meat as possible, but the fact that there’s a little meat makes it have more personality, that a fat chick’s inny that looks like a front bum…

I think we’re better knowing the cunt on this personal of a level…it’s a celebration really.

She’s also showing some asshole, window to the soul shit….

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

16

Jul

Leni Klum and her Titty Club of the Day

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You must have tits of “THIS SIZE” in order to hang with Leni..

They’re the titty club girls.

I wonder what their theme song is.

So, Leni Klum is on some rich kid socialite vacation, traveling Europe like a college backpacker, only instead of getting raped in hostels like the college backpackers before her, she’s doing it in rich person luxury, revisiting her rich family’s favorite hots, and the only raping is what she’s doing to us with those tits in a bikini….which isn’t necessarily the kind of rape you’d expect, but it’s a level of sexual abuse by presenting them to us, without actually PRESENTING them to us…she is in EUROPE and an Italian German…no bikini tops are the bikini tops…

But the point of this story is rape, or redefining rape, because as far as I’m concerned cockteasing bitches are raping our souls, and we should be able to press charges for that.

Here’s their scrabble board…

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