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2024

23

Aug

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

I guess I feel a loyalty to Rita Ora as the original Albanian refugee turned popstar, who wasn’t quite as lucky as other Albanian popstars, because her label dropped her and paid her out a ton of money, forcing her to fend for herself on instagram….while the other Albanian refugees became DUA LIPA and BEBE REXHA…who is too fat to be a refugee…but I guess if you were a refugee you’d eat all the food you could after the trauma of childhood starvation…

So yeah, I did a DUA LIPA birthday post, when the real ALBANIAN of our hearts and minds is Rita Ora and the fat tits.

She’s older now, morphing into middle aged woman who works out a lot, deflated tits that can’t support the weight of what were once nice big naturals….and an ass equivalently lacking soul…all drained of life and almost dude-like.but I can’t do a DUA LIPA post and leave RITA ORA out of it…her tits have done far too much for all of us to ignore…

She’s in Ibiza in a bikini…a thong bikini and she may look weathered but she’s wonderful because of our history…When you love someone, you see past their rot and appreciate their current look because you are able to reference the titty pics of yore….not the I love Rita Ora…but she’s been pretty consistent with those tits and that helps a lazy blogger….WE ARE IN IT TOGETHER.

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2024

23

Aug

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is promoting a movie, so she’s posting to social media, which should make her fans very mad at her, because she’s one of those celebrities who is USING THEM or only using social media for marketing purposes that they are contractually obliged to…

So instead of being the influencer of instagram they need to be, where they share everything about their life, from meals to when they take a shit, like Bella Thorne….she only posted content to push you into giving her or her handlers money…

She doesn’t want you to connect with her on a personal level, she’s too important and well paid for that…

She wants you to go to her movies through, so she keeps getting work and I am from an era where celebrities knew they were more important then us, knew they were better than us, and didn’t overshare or humanize themselves by becoming annoying “look at me” motherfuckers like the people getting all the views on social media.

Which means, the less a celebrity gives us, the more I endorse you jacking off to them…

This isn’t for Beetlejuice, it’s for SABRINA CARPENTER who is also in these photos….but it’s all the same doing media to hype up other projects…instead of sharing when her last shit was…which may have been never…since hot chicks don’t shit..

Apparently the duo MADE OUT IN THE MUSIC VIDEO THIS IS FROM …..like college sluts trying to manipulate dudes with their college girl fake lesbianism…I like it.

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2024

23

Aug

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

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Here’s Dua Lipa doing some circus clown performance you can jerk off to, because her dad is a marketing genius from Eastern Europe and he understands how important it is to make these girls whore themselves for clicks and likes and follows… He is the ANDREW TATE who did a different kind of whore running because it was with his daughter and they went top of the pop charts with it…instead of down to a basement studio where dudes pay to watch her pee herself…like other CAM GIRLS..

ANYWAY…

It was her birthday, so she figured bikini content was the way to go, because people like bikinis, and when you’re a whore posting a bikini pic is hardly that big of a deal compared to the other things you’d be willing to do for some attention…

Unfortunately for us, she’s run by her dad, she’s rich and already made it, so what would have been a girl fisting herself in the corner she peed herself in on a cam site…is too high profile…which means NO LABIA for us….what a disappointment.

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2024

23

Aug

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Julianne Hough may give you boners because you like to jerk off to thing that Ryan Seacrest has cummed inside….

Or maybe you like Julianne Hough for being the victim of molestation which makes her far freakier of a fuck in her adult years, the kind of girl who lets the likes of Ryan Seacrest cum up inside her…

Or maybe you like that she’s fucked her brother…at least that’s what I was always told by my INSIDERS…

Or maybe you like that she’s a dancer with a dancer body who knows how to move and how to gyrate in ways that normal chicks don’t….especially when you factor in that she is a product of being molested…girl gets freaky…

Or maybe you like that her chest bone is pushing out so hard she’s like that skeleton you dug up at the graveyard you once worked at to fuck….not that that happened, but you know anorexic chicks don’t have hot asses like this one….so I ran with it…

I like that she’s a Mormon who denounced the church and chose Satan to be part of the hollywood machine that allows her to be drunk at 5 pm, dolled up and horny with nothing to do by instagram….she could have been a trad wife, but instead chose vapid lonely and sad whore who has a lot of money as her beauty slowly but not too slowly…rots away….

Amazing..

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2024

23

Aug

Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day

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Britney Spears, one of the most prolific pop stars of this generation, who has been performing since she was a little kid, training for hours and hours at her craft….producing shows and tours and performances that inspire and excite her fans….starring in music videos that defined a generation….has managed to put together dance videos on instagram that feel like your medicated single cat lady aunt at a family wedding after one too many glasses of wine poorly interacts with her alergy meds because they are weird and awkward and make you feel as uncomfortable as you’d feel if that same aunt grabbed your crotch while drunk asking you to fuck her despite being related….

It’s a vibe…

Her look is luckily more of trailer park meth addict stripper too old to strip as she grabs her tits energy….and these top level performances are pretty ghetto and unreal but that’s why I love them…

Hot tits and crazy eyes….amazing.

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2024

23

Aug

Soula is the Instagram Of The Day

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I once knew a hot chick named Soula, not to be confused with Soulja Boy Tell’ Em….

She was Greek because the name Soula is apparently Greek, as is anal….

She was surprisingly HOT, because she hadn’t spent a life Olive Oil farming and mourning her husband that died 35 years earlier, back when she started growing out that beard and ass.

But she had man hands and the over-picky dudes who she wasn’t fucking would be like “she’s hot, but those hands” and as much as I like to target everything wrong with celebs, from weak-chins, to cellulite, to weird toes to any angle I can get to slam them into the ground and hope they die….but in REAL life, which is a thing you may have heard of that happens off the internet…I love all pussy, even gross pussy….especially hot pussy that doesn’t want to fuck me.

So as these dudes who she wouldn’t fuck were complaining about her man hands, like that was a gross deterrent….and I was a dude she wouldn’t fuck thinking about how I’d let her fist me with those man hands if it got me the chance to fuck, probably one of my gayer things I’d be willing to do to get hot pussy….

Needless to say, it didn’t happen…but the name Soula means hot chick with man hands where I’m from….

I don’t know about this Soula, but she’s likely some kind of whore.

AREN’T THEY ALL!

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2024

23

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Some people think that full back panties are just middle aged thongs, you know the underwear that’s got a little fat and dumpy, no longer it’s nimble thin self thanks to. a couple of kids….and you’d expect it to be more middle aged being labeled the granny panty or the menopausal drip catching panty….

But the reality is the sweat pant wearing younger generation of lazy fucks are the ones wearing the granny panty and bringing them back to the forefront of humanity because they are sloppy little lazy pigs….

The middle aged women are the ones who converted to thongs 20 years ago and who will not give up on the thong until the day they die, because the minute they do that they’ll think they’ve lost their sex appeal and will to live.

In 20 years, there will be many old ladies in the home wearing thongs, not willing to give them up, because their feminist movement fought hard to make the thong obsolete back in the 00s.

But from a panty perspective, without all the backstory and noise…the thong would be the younger fresher panty…and the fullback would be the older lady who is dumpy as shit…so I guess those people are right….

Here are some fullback panties since I don’t discriminate against panties because they are panties and seeing them means we are heading in the right direction of getting closer to the gold in the mine we’re trying to mine called PUSSY.

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2024

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s a reason women are called whores and it is because the command the power of sex. They have the sex appeal, they have the beautiful friendly cunts even when they are being assholes.

The man and his retard brain wired to want to impregnate as many women as possible stands no chance tot he seductress….and women know it.

Whether it’s on the macro level of instagram whore trying to get your money, or on the micro level of some whore from your past trying to ruin your marriage….because that selfish slut wants to feel validated…and you have no choice but to validate her like it’s mall parking because you’re a man and turning down sex, even when it is morally wrong and against all you believe in the sanctity of your home…

Which is why we call them whores.

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING when manipulating you, some are just better at it than others, but they are all wired for it….

So maybe we need to frame this TOXIC masculine thing better and look at it from a different perspective, one where the TOXIC male is just a product of the PREDATOR woman.

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2024

22

Aug

Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

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Madison Beer posted a picture of some banged out knees in the bath.

Obviously she’s making a dick sucking joke.

We all love a good dick sucking joke, especially from a big titty, small frame, packaged as a popstar, youtuber who was clever enough to sign a record deal so long ago that people forget she was a youtuber who got rich on youtube because dudes like watching videos of teens with tits….but instead a legitimate pop act…

She also posted some ass in panties, some tits, some dick sucking lipped face by a locker room, ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN’T A PORN SET kind of energy…and overall, it’s enough of a win to me, which coincidentally doesn’t need to be that much of a win at all.

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2024

22

Aug

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Maya Hawke is Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman’s not so hot hipster daughter who doesn’t just act in movies and TV shows because her parents are industry legends, but she also makes shitty hipster music for you to cry to…

She didn’t seem to inherit her mom’s manly hands that Tarantino wanted up inside him while sucking on her toes…which is probably a good thing.

She is in some hipster shoot, not that the hipster movement still exists after everyone became a hipster, but it is safe to assume that she’s as annoying as the hipster movement was…in this post hipsterism era…that still looks like it smells piss soaked trust fundians on adderall and cocaine drinking craft beer in the artist loft in Brooklyn they don’t pay for.

She seems to have visible nipple, visible panties, because being edgy is the same as being an ARTIST when you’re a vapid idiot who actually thinks art is real….or that being an edgy idiot with some shock value is artisitic integrity….but if she really wanted to be edgy, I’d prefer if she showed us the edges of her labia but that’s because I am a pervert and visible hipster period panties isn’t really hot to me.

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