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2009

22

Oct

Caroline D’Amore is a Nobody, But She’s Got a Ripped Dress of the Day

I really don’t want to write about Caroline D’Amore, because she’s a fucking joke and her only claim to fame was going to Paris Hilton’s beach party a few years ago and that her dad owns 3 pizza restaurants.

She’s seriously a fucking nobody, but in being a nobody trying to be a somebody, she’s tried to do the whole DJ circuit to get seen, which is some serious bottom feeding, but not as low as her alternative plan being Celine Dion’s impersonator on Hollywood BLVD.

I have had the pleasure of meeting this cunt on more than one occassion, the first time when laughing at her as she DJed a few years ago, making her kill her set and try to get me beat up by the faggot rich kid pussy who booked her and when I told her who I was she changed her tune, hugged me, told her faggot rich kid pussy bodyguard to back off and thanked me for writing about her cameltoe, because I guess no one else writes about her and we all know anyone who thanks me for coverage is SERIOUSLY fucking desparate.

Years later, I decided to fuck with her on Facebook and coincidentally my account got deleted, it turns out her boyfriend’s a bigshot at Facebook so I officially hate her, but when I see a piece of tacky trash walking around with her dress all shredded the fuck up, I can’t help but post the shit, because that’s the kind of battle wounds I appreciate, especially on a cunt I want to punch in her ugly Celine Dion face.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Caroline D'Amore|Trash

2009

22

Oct

Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on their Cellphone of the Day

I’ve decided to document the life of Rebecca Gayheart’s baby from clump of shit in her uterus to annoying baby, to healthy active toddler to elementary school kid and by then I’ll either be dead or the site will be dead or maybe, if she will have run over her kid while pulling out of the garage, because karma is bittersweet and because Rebecca Gayheart’s car has a histoy of running over and killing a kid years ago.

Sure she got off, but the kid’s family didn’t, it would really only be fair. If anything, I feel like she’s mocking that family, showing them how happy she is getting on with life, while they still celebrate their baby’s birthday every year…at the cemetary.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Baby Bump|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

22

Oct

Brody Jenner and his Playboy Trash of the Day

Jayde Nicole is a piece of trash whore. I’ve seen her in interview with her mom and they lived in a pretty shitty fucking house, in a pretty shitty neighborhood, and she clearly didn’t have a father, and her mother was clearly proud how far her little baby took the body the mother gave her and sucked dick in parking lots to afford to feed, because when it comes to doing pretty low hanging things to get paid or famous or a rich boyfriend getting naked in pictures doesn’t have shit on sucking dick in parking lots and here she is living the fuckin’ poor chick dream.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Playboy

2009

22

Oct

Reporter Wants You to Ride the Cooch Train of the Day

This is a good video to start the day, because seeing reporters fuck up on TV is funny, since someone’s failure always makes us feel good about ourselves because we fail all the fucking time at most things we do, especially when they are on TV and we’re clearly too bored and lonely to not be watching the news everynight when you get home from work, because the newscasters seem to be the only people willing to talk to you, even if it thru the TV….and when the failure is saying something that isn’t what you would normally hear on TV, like a swear word or something perverted it is that much funnier, so watch this and help do your part in making it do the internet rounds….

Posted in:Reporter Fuck Up

2009

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a kid’s movie alone earlier today, I figured it would be a great place to meet a future wife, because my wife is 300 lbs and I doubt she is going to be around all that much longer, and I figured single mom’s are really easy to seduce, mainly because I have done it before and I’m confident with that target market, because they are holding on from a thread in their misery lookin’ for any escape possible, and I am totally cool with lying to them and their mangled pussy. I can practically taste the sweet taste of child support from their ex husbands who left them for younger, hotter pussy that I intend on financing my life with and it tastes really fucking good.

My other option was to see paranormal activity but I refuse to buy into the hype that I know is hype and that I know is bullshit, cuz the only 15,000 dollar movie that can scare me is a documentary on AIDS that interviews bitches I’ve fucked who happen to be HIV positive and who I didn’t know were HIV positive, leading me to sleepless fuckin nights contemplating whether I should get tested or just have unprotected sex with random girls and wait for them to call me with their results one day….

Life is so complicated.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Funny Sex Toy Instructional Video
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A Pole Dancing Video That Doesn’t Involve Some Slut Falling on Her Ass
Or a Fat Chick Is Always Welcome in My Life
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The 9 Hottest Egyptian Women
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Kayden Kross Showin Off One of Her Hot Slutty Outfits…
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The Klingon Rap Will Make You Want to Pop and Lock
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Eva Longoria’s Side Boob is as Good a Marketing Tool as Any, No?
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Sofia Hyatt’s See Through Dress is More Than See Through….Throwback
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Man, As Time Goes On Mischa Barton is Getting fucking WEIRD Looking
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The Movie American Psycho Makes More Sense Then Ever Now That Christian Bale
Revealed Who He Used As Inspiration for Patrick Bateman
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Because My Week Has Been a Piece of Shit and I’m Guessing Yours Has As Well
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Lego Pop Up Book is as Much Pointless as It is AMAZING!
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Fat Kid Stuck in a Skateboard Bowl AHAAHAHAHAHA – VIDEO
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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow
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I guess After A Fear of Fuckign a Hockey Team, You Eventually Turn Into The Net….Cuz Hilary Duff Looks Fucking Boxy as a Motherfucker….with hard nipples
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striptease of the Day
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Cousin Balkie Hates Tom Cruise Cause He’s a Closet Homo-Homophobe
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Ughhh Peaches Geldof is So Gross and Here She is in Her Underwear
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Hilary Duff Looks Like a Possibly Bastard Child of the Little People Big World Midgets With Her Unproportioned Body
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Lookin’ Good Carnie Wilson, Glad to See All That Dieting Paid Off
And By Paid Off I Mean You’re a Fatter Pig Than Ever
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Shitload of People Getting It In in Various Las Vegas Elevators – VIDEO
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Hot Moments on Italian TV – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Next Time Make Sure Those Screws Are Tightened – VIDEO
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Things Don’t Get Much Better Than a Lesbian Shower Scene
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You Know I Think La Toya Jackson is Nuts and All, But Her Theory Behind Michael Jackson’s Death Actually Seems Plausiable
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Jayme Langford is the Type of Redhead You Fantasize About
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Watch These 5 British Chicks Beat the Fuck Out of a Brit Soldier – VIDEO
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The 3 Minute Whiskey Drinker – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio = 1 Lindsay Lohan = 0
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rhian Emma and Leah topless
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She’s a Perky Amateur Addition to Your Day
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Meet Gwen
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Who is Rhona Mitra And Why Don’t I Have Any Nudes of Her?
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Some Self-Shots Always Seem to Make a Bad Day Better
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Lacey Has That Innocence About Her, But She is Anything But…
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Phoenix Marie Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
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Kelly is Just Floating Around
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Heidi Montage is a Self Entitled Cunt and I Hate Her
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the StepLINKS Aren’t the StepLINKS Without a Little Daily Japanese Craziness
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Who Wants to Buy Whitney Houston’s Crack House – Err – Mansion?
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The Dissolving Bikini Seems Like a Much Needed Scientific Breakthrough – VIDEO
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The 20 Most Hilarious Scare Prank Videos
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And More Proof That Hilary Duff is a Un-Proportioned Midget
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FAMOUS CURSES IN ENTERTAINMENT
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1994 Pink Latex Ass
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SONYA IS A HOT FUCKIN’ HO WITH BIG TITS WHO LOVES TO GET NAKED AND SHOW HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH!
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BONUS VIDEO AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Oct

Kardashian Birthday Upskirt Pictures from a Cheesy Club Appearance of the Day

They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but unfortunately that wasn’t the case the other night when Kim Kardashian got paid to let 100s of people look up her skirt while having her 29th birthday party at some bullshit cheesy club I’d rather be dead than inside. I guess it’s got to do with Vegas being the only place in the world that wants Kim Kardashian to endorse their nightclubs enough to pay the bitch, you know since Vegas is the trashiest fucking place on earth with a whole lot of fucking money to spend on useless cunts, kinda like when one of your friends from the gutter wins 5,000 dollars in the lottery and shows up to the park the next day with gold teeth because he fuckin’ can, kind of thing.

The only good thing about these pictures is that it reminds me of a local chachi bar that is probably getting Ed Hardy and bottles of Grey Goose with sparklers swept from the fucking floor from last night’s festivities, where I got stuck partying with Nicole Richie 4 years ago because the promoter thought I was DJ AM’s friend, resulting in free booze all night and great conversation with that useless cunt, like whether I could have Lohan’s phone number or not, but giving me a perfect vantage point of the balcony, designed just like this balcony, where mini skirt wearing girls lined the clear glass raining and I saw at least 20 pantyless chachi pussies and it was far more amazing than these pics…

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Upskirt|Vegas

2009

21

Oct

Corey Feldman Still Gets Pussy of the Day

It is funny how when you’re a teenage hearthrob 20 years ago, you still manage to land decent lookin, much younger than you pussy today. It’s like even when you fade into obscurity, you can just walk or head out to clubs with your IMDB page printed up, so that when girls approach you to ask why you are growing your hair out like Michael Jackson, and wearing weird military style shirts like Michael Jackson and you respond with stories of unrequited love and exploring each other’s bodies back when you were a teenager and he wasn’t dead, you have back-up evidence that you are in fact who you say you are and your story is truth, and everyone knows that a man with an IMDB page, no matter how out of work he is, is a man who can get laid because girls are whores who flock to people they have seen on TV, or movies, because society thinks that shit is power and a lot more interesting than dating an insurance salesman or some shit…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Corey Feldman|Pussy|Tits

2009

21

Oct

Katie Price Ridiculous Book Signing of the Day

Katie Price’s personality is just as ridiculous as her fake tits and her career, but for some reason people are still fueling her stupidity and this life that seems like a joke to an outsider like me is really pretty profitable, making me realize that maybe I should just get myself some stupid fake tits, and tight revealing clothes, cuz if it works for this tranny, it can work for pretty much anyone.

What is even more ridiculous in all this is that her cage frighting boyfriend got dressed up in drag, I guess learning from the fuckin’ best drag queen in the industry first hand for when his cage fighting career ends.

I always thought cage fighting was kinda faggy, you know two dudes in panties wrestling half naked, and I guess any dude who fucks Jordan has sexuality issues, like Peter Andre, so we probably didn’t need this proof, but here it is anyway….and I have a feeling you’ll like it, since you’re bored of girls dressed like girls and lookin for something different to jerk off to, weirdo….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alex Reid|Book|Jordan|Katie Price

2009

21

Oct

Daisy De La Hoya Fake Tit Trash of the Day

I am guessing Oscar De La Hoya’s been hit in the fucking head one too many times, because his idea of quality pussy, is pretty fucking twisted. I can only assume it was his first generation poor Mexican dream to end up with some quality fake tit, fake blonde pussy who graced the pages of Playboy because in the ghetto he was raised in, that was the sign of fucking success or some shit, because nothing else really explains why he would be fucking this whore, other than homosexuality, but then I realized that she isn’t a product of his cross-dressing homoerotic fantasies and she’s not Shanna Moakler or any of the other twats he’s seduced in his fishnets, but she is instead some reality show trash who is his niece and not one of his sex toys, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is disgusting.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Daisy De La Hoya|Fake Tits|Trash

2009

21

Oct

Miranda Kerr Keeps it Classy at the Horse Races of the Day

These pictures of Miranda Kerr are refreshing because she kept things classy and luxurious when she attended this event. While everyone else in the entertainment or celebrity world remained trashy as fucking shit, she managed to show up to an event looking like she just walked off the pages of some Ralph Lauren ad campaign and the whole thing really excites me, not because I’m so knee deep in sluts and garbage people, especially on the internet that someone seemingly wholesome is refreshing and sexy but because she is at the horse races, which happens to be a new addiction of mine thanks to the local Casino and their electronic horse race board, that is not quite as high society as the shit Miranda Kerr is at, you know with all the drunken french men, old Asian people, strippers and weirdos who show up at 4 am, but it is our own brand of luxury where I did walk away with 10 dollars in winnings the other day despite the Casino not cooperating with taking my picture and putting it on the wall of winners, or having security escort me out for protection from being robbed, probably out of bitterness because they hate people like me winning and the whole thing was great for someone who has proven to be a total fucking loser all these years,

Here she is having a little nipple slip in some Speedo campaign photoshoot….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Classy|Miranda Kerr