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2022

23

Jun

Joey King Underboob of the Day

Joey King is a young starlet, tween star, merging into more adult roles and she’s even been nominated for a Golden Globe or some other high profile award, that I think she probably deserved to win, because I watched that series…..and she was fine in it.

It was and still is the only Joey King performance I’ve ever seen and I think all acting is pretty fucking dumb and hard to take seriously….you know grown ups playing make-belief like a bunch of fucking freaks…..

What I’ve learned since she grew her hair back, the shaving your head for the role is what got Anne Hathaway an Oscar, it SHOULD have been enough for this one….

But yeah, I’ve learned he’s got tits, and I guess she’s been showing off the tits, as she competes with instagram for eyeballs, needs to use all she’s got even though she’s already rich and dialled in, and that works for me, some under tit hanging out of a shirt that she uploaded because she wanted you to see her under tit, because you know for every posted instagram pic are 500 dudes they don’t post…so anything uploaded is by design…so give her what she wants, a creepy jerk off to about a half inch of under tit like the pathetic loser you are….jerking off to ex-child star, now adult star under tit…..my god that’s a low.

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2022

23

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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How many times can a motherfucker say that Tanlines are Nature’s Highlighter, as it turns out, many fucking times, because what the fuck else are you going to say about a tanline, which is basically a powerpoint presentation on where the bikini was, and what you are seeing is them out of the bikini, so that their nakedness is still nakedness, but nakedness with a constant reminder that NOT everyone sees them naked, just the 1000s of people off the internet who they upload their tanlines for, because they don’t have tanlines from being active by the hotel pool, but rather tanlines for the tanline nudes….which for the record are still tanlines.

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2022

23

Jun

Outfit of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Shake the As Challenge

Yoga Moves

My Kind of Picnic Table

Military Ass

Naughty Nurse

Round Ass Dreams

Getting Ready for a Parking Lot Shit

Cowgirl

Slutty Golf

Bike Short Dance

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2022

23

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Living a heathen life while everyone else was more community oriented, had a moral compass, kept their perversions to themselves, maybe were members of the church, or members of society, contributing to charities or delivering Meals on Wheels or singing folk songs to old folks…..working their boring jobs, raising their boring families, going on their 2 vacations a year….was hilarious….

But now that everyone is an impure monster, with no morality, entrenched in their narcissism and unhappiness, their mental health issues, their whining, their self involved whining, their outrage, their inability to communicate with strangers unless it was mean tweets, their lack of civility, their quick to destroy the lives of the neighbors…..it makes me want anything but that heathen life….it’s vile, it’s trash, it’s ugly….

BUT I WILL COMMIT to staring at their miserable tits…..because I’ve wanted this day to come as a spectator, I just don’t want anything to do with it, because these people are nuts…

BRING BACK DECENCY….MORALITY…..because making perversion mainstream is hard on the original perverts who don’t like being part of the hive…

The struggles….they’re real…

Here are some morning links…

Ireland Baldwin’s in a Bikini
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Former Dolphins Cheerleader Looking Hot
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Hot Katya is “The Naked Tiger”!
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Elon Musk’s Son is Now his Daughter Because Rich People Have The Luxury of Having Idiotic Problems
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Paying 2 Private Investigators to Investigate Each Other
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Devin Booker and Kendall Jenner are Calling it Quits
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World’s Scariest Glass Ride
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Protestors!
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Computer Explodes
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Are we there yet?

Candice Swanepoel and her Bikini Team Up with Alo
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Isabella Fonte Makes a Splash
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Mandy Rose is a Captain Now
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Selena Gomez – Busty
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Topless Master Chef Personality
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Dogs in Tights is Weird
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Brad Pitt’s Recurring Nightmare
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Bikini Babes Try to Outsmart Nature and Fail
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Work the Booty with Alexis Ren
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Angelina Dimova is Back at Tennis
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Aaron Rodgers’s older brother welcomes 1st child with wife, names him after their youngest sibling
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Making Some Cool Music With A Bicycle Wheel!
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Rupert Murdoch, 91, ‘is divorcing’ Jerry Hall, 65
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Fireworks Fail
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Getting Ready with Halsey
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Golden Model Tanned Nude on the Beach
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Ravens LB Jaylon Ferguson Has Died
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Making Cool Rainbow Colors On A TV With A Magnet!
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Trash Fence Gets Installed In The Rio Motagua Basin To Stop Pollution!
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Ed Sheeran Awarded $1.1m After Winning Plagiarism Suit
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Old Advertisement From 1959 For A Luxury Bed!
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How Does A Neckbeard Become A Neckbeard?
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Bebe Rexha Learns a TIKTOK Dance
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Lingerie Model on the Balcony
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Tony Romo Did Some Hilarious Stretches on the Golf Course
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Bodycam Footage From A Cop Shows A Shootout During A Traffic Stop!
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Funny English Bulldogs Facing Off!
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Bill Nye ‘the Science Guy’ marries journalist!
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Driving Fails And Crashes Of 2022!
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The Cup Test, Aka, Getting Hit In The Groin Test!
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Crazy “Breathing Tree” Looks Like Something Out Of Science Fiction!
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Carving A Block Of Wood Into A Truck!
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10 R-Rated History Facts You Weren’t Taught In School
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Kim Kardashian Talks Acne
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Tanned on the Rocks
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Golfer Grayson Murray Tried to Shoot His Shot With Paige Spiranac
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Drew Barrymore in a Swimsuit
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Tessa Thompson in a Sheer Dress
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Wallis Day in a Slutty Dress
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Irina Shayk is Hot in her Black Dress
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Heidi Klum in a Yellow Dress
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Kendall Jenner in a BikinI Top
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Evan Rachel Wood in a Weird Blue Dress
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Isabeli Fontana in a Photoshoot Still Hot
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Maude Apatow in a Photoshoot
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Julianne Hough – Naughty Mormon
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Kristen Bell in a Dress
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Anne Hathaway in a Photoshoot
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Alicia Vikander in a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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The Old Ball and Chain
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Vibes Make Shopping Fun
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They Call Her Daddy’s Little Girl Apparently
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Big Tity Reveal
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Girls Flashing or Fishing….
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Pussy Spread – a Delicious Breakfast TREAT
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Sprung a Leak
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Baby Got Back
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Insta Model of the Day
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Titty Titty Shakes
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Hot Skinny Girls
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Glasses on to Find the Butthole
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Strip Before the Trip
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Milf Pussy
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Filling the Pool
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Stayin Hydrated
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Amateur Fuck
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Baseball MILF
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Creamsicle
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Reverse Cowgirl
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Eggplant Girl
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Showing Off her Lingerie
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Weird Dinosaur Fuck
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Booty
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2022

22

Jun

Elsa Hosk Braless of the Day

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I guess being braless is like being pregnant or being dead, you’re either braless or you’re not, but as far as I’m concered, Elsa Hosk, the world’s hottest model and more importantly, hottest mom, because the two definitely don’t go hand in hand in any other circumstance, but in this case, thanks to her competitive spirit of being an athlete, something kicked in and she had to win both the hottest model and hottest mom….

I don’t even like moms as a sex object, to me it’s a pump them out and raise them, no more sexual being, now a nurturer…

So I like moms as the creators of our shitty species with their 3D printers in their pussies, it is impressive. It makes them far more meaningful than anyone else on the planet, yet they still manage to complain that they are mistreated, whiners. They have tits, but those are functional and not for novelty, but I fucking love tits, but typically pre mom tits, now they’ve got mom shit to do, no time for tits…unless it’s Elsa Hosk in which case…I wish she was a little more braless….

She’s pretty remarkable!

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2022

22

Jun

Whitney Cummings Nude of the Day

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Funny girl that I’d argue is not very funny but I generally hate all stand-up and find it some contrived, try hard, practiced in front of the mirror bullshit that almost never makes me laugh and not because I go into it not wanting to laugh, or I go into it thinking it’s corny as shit, or I go into it thinking these idiots spent years practicing to get a solid 30 minutes of material, how fucking lame…..if anything, I like to assume top comedians are funny instinctively which is why I expect to laugh….but never end up laughing….because it’s lame.

So I’m not one of those chicks can’t be funny comedians dudes, I’m one of those no one can be funny doing comedy because they are too fucking lame….

I couldn’t tell you Whitney’s best joke, but I can say her best move was going into comedy becuase being the hot chick in comedy is being the ugly chick in hollywood, so you have more potential opportunity to sell shows with your tits and dick sucking jokes that route, which CUMMINGS has done…

Now that she’s rich and old, we’ve got her producing the weirdest nudes around, none with gaping asshole, so not quite a nude at all….as the gaping asshole defines whether it is a nude or not. Facts. I’m just dropping them.

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2022

22

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Do you even lift bro?

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2022

22

Jun

Dua Lipa Upskirt of the Day

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Dua Lipa is the most important popstar in the world right now, at least that’s according to me, not that I know anything about pop, for the most part I run as far the fuck away as I can from pop, because I know the brainwashing mechanics they’ve mastered as a trillion dollar industry over the last 100 years, have all this shit designed and engineered, to make you say shit like “THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING”…..

You get what I man, the further you are from all this, the more human you are..

So I’ve never heard a Dua Lipa song, I just know she’s rich as shit, popular as shit, and when compared to the other popstars of her era, like Bebe Rexha, Halsey or who the fuck cares, she’s the hot one of the group…so looking at her pussy wedgie wednesday on stage on a wednesday works.

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2022

22

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some girls getting their weed on for no good reasaom. like a gang of degenerate low lives, only the reality is that weed is hardly a drug, just a victim of bad marketing, like this site and anyone who smokes weed will appreciate bitches who smoke weed, for some fantasy that you’ll be smoking weed together like a couple of hippies…but if anything, the only drugs you’re doing with any ladies is roofies, and they aren’t really in on the plan, it’s not your fault you’re not as desirable without heavy sedatives…or maybe it is, either way, some weed smokers making weed content for the people into weed, and/ or the people into titties….

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