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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

Sep

Alyssa Milano’s a Fat Hairy Whore of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is a whore and I am not just saying that because she blocked me on twitter when all I was doing was trying to be her friend. If twitter was high school, she would have been the popular girl who had a party and invited the whole class excpet for me because I was the socially awkward immigrant no one really liked and were actually a little creeped out by and I guess guess that did happen to me in high school and I am sure it happened to some of you, and being reminded of it by some chubby aging cunt in Hollywood doesn’t make me happy and knowing she’s not down to earth but is superficial and high maintenance first hand makes me happy cuz I never bought her sports loving, man’s chick biullshit……but I am saying she’s a whore because of this public display of being a whore with some dude…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|Tits|Whore

2009

Sep

Lady Gaga Disgusting in Concert of the Day

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Lady Gaga is still pulling her ridiculous and is wearing less and less clothes. I find her tedious and disgusting and I don’t know if she is a he or if she is just clowning all of us while exploiting all the gay cliches she can, but I do know that when she was in Toronto, I did grab her ass behind her security’s back and she didn’t seem to feel it or realize I was grabbin at her amongst the chaos, or if she did she didn’t care because when you are as ugly as her, you take all the touching you can get, but now I’m all confused as to whether that makes me gay. Eithery way, I probably should have done the world a favor and kidnapped her when I had the chance and chain her to a tree in the middle of the woods to fend against the elements in her pantless outfit.

Here she is in concert annoying me and flashing her ass.

Here is what could be pussy lip, but could also be ballsack….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Concert|Disgusting|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2009

Sep

Mary Cary Brings Her Tits Out for Phoebe Price’s Birthday of the Day

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Here’s a serious gang of fucking losers….but I can’t help but focus on Mary Cary an already clinically obese woman’s fake tits, because one looks like a deflated tired on an old broken down truck her dad was shooting beer cans off of in their trailer park backyard, so I guess this story of trash just comes full fuckin’ circle. I hate implants and I hate Mary Cary and I don’t understand who the hell watches her fuck but more importantly who pays her to fuck and even more importantly someone who gets off to her fucking, but I’m thinking that Phoebe Price and these other nobodies are her only fans, at least I am hoping, but then again this is Phoebe Price’s birthday party, so maybe these nobodies are actually Phoebe Prices only fans…and I’m just sad I wasn’t invited to the party…

Pics via PacificCoastNews and INFphoto

Posted in:Mary Cary|Tits

2009

Sep

Denise Richards is Dumpy as Shit of the Day

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I know you watch Wild Things on repeat because you love seeing Kevin Bacon’s cock and like pretending you like seeing Neve Campbell and Denise RIchards dyke out over and over again, because you are a closet case. I’m just happy that shit was filmed a bunch of years ago because lets face it, seeing her naked now would be a lot less exhilerating and a lot more like watching your mom fuck, only with a few more STDs since no one in Hollywood uses condoms and everyone in Hollywood is disgusting, especially when they were in Bon Jovi before they were in Denise Richards’ groupie pussy.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Denise Richards|Dumpy

2009

Sep

Britney Spears and Her Tits in White Cuz She’s Pure of the Day

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You know a tit’s not too perky when shit hangs in a shirt like some kind of half-full, or half empty, depending on whether you are an optimist or pessimist. You know when it looks like her tits are spread on her chest like fuckin’ peanut butter on toast. Shit’s straight out of an African tribe, or the pages of national geographic, or what is better known as my masturbation material before the internet, making this some kind of throw back porn for those of you into African tribal tits, but not so into the Africa part.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tits

2009

Sep

Alyson Hannigan Grabbin Tit in Video of the Day

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Here is some bullshit Funny or Die video, even though I hate Funny or Die, but it’s a lot easier to post than pictures cuz I am lazy.

The video is about a group of almost celebs talking about breast cancer and giving themselves self checks, and the whole thing is fucking boring, even when Alyson Hannigan feels up one of the bitches. You could just press play to find all this boring out for yourself, instead of making me do this recap cuz I am lazy….

The joke is weak as fuck, but I like celebrating tits and saving girls everywhere from having to chop them off, because I am a fucking hero when it comes to tits, so I figure I’ll post it for you to masturbate to.

Posted in:Alyson Hannigan|Jaime King|Katherine McPhee

2009

Sep

Rachel Stevens and Her 2010 Calendar of the Day

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I feel bad posting these calendar pics of Rachel Stevens cuz I know that no one is going to go out and buy her calendar and it was her last attempt to make some money to pay for her luxurious life thanks to getting into the industry at a young age and becoming famous and capable of buying anything she wanted, until that whole S-Club 7 show I used to jerk off to fad died the way it was supposed to.

I don’t feel bad, because any idiot who releases a calendar is just too behind the times to deserve making any money. They do deserve to be ripped off. I also don’t feel bad because I don’t really have a soul, but I do have the closest thing I’ve felt to a boner in a long time lokin at this girl. She may be my soulmate who I’ll never get to be with becuase society has put her where she is and me where I am but I’m thinking that’s probably not it and it’s more to do with how good of a fuck she would be, even if she was sleeping thru the whole thing….I mean ideally if she was sleeping thru the whole thing…that way she can’t tell me to stop or call the police….

Posted in:Calendar|Rachel Stevens

2009

Sep

Michelle Hunziker is Acting of the Day

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There’s some Italian piece of shit movie called Christmas in Beverly Hills that I’ve written about before, because the paparazzi agencies are posting pics of these random stars I’ve never heard of, but would want to seduce with my boyish good looks and by boyish good looks I mean my penis the size of a 3 year old’s penis, not that I know what I three year olds penis looks like, but I do know what my penis looks like.

I have heard of Michelle Hunziker, she’s some hot 30 something european bitch who has posed naked and shit, and apparently she acts.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Actor|Michelle Hunziker

2009

Sep

Heather Locklear is Lookin’ Old of the Day

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I know Heather Locklear was once a hot piece of woman and if you like zombie lookin’ bitches who look like their faces belong in an open casket cuz the botox puffed shit out and left it lifeless, she still is, but all I see is a drooping mess buried in a lot of fucking make-up and a shitty body, making me wonder why she gets work. Oh right, because of her phenomenal acting skill also knows as sucking the producers dick cuz she’s a whore not that that’s a new concept or anything, I just think it’s the only explanation.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2009

Sep

Miranda Kerr and her TIts Fly to Paris for Fashion Week of the Day

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I am not in Paris for Fashion Week because fashion isn’t really my thing and Paris is pretty faggy and romantic and made for rich people, give me a full tank of gas and a shitty RV and I’m happy, but Miranda Kerr is and as she walks thru the airport she looks like she’s staring in some kind of old movie that is all glamorous and classy and that kind of refined look makes jerking off on her face a lot more fun. I’ve always loved the uptight girls who you’d expect to see with their napkins on their laps eating at fancy restaurants drinking expensive wines and talking about current events or in the park having a picnic with herself reading some smart person book like this was 1940s let loose, so to any guys out there who are friends with this girl, or see her in a bar, do your best to treat her like a lady and by lady I mean whore and camera phone that shit.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fashion Week|Miranda Kerr