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2009

21

Sep

This Bitch Has The Dumbest Name Ever of the Day

Her name is Michela Quattrociocche, she is an Italian actress and model who I’ve never heard of. She is 19 and engaged to some soccer player in the UK named ALberto, like the Shampoo, and I am only posting these pictures of her because her name is so stupid I’d love to learn how to write it on her ass with cum.

It turns out she’s making her way to the USA by staring in some movie called Christmas in Beverly Hills that I am predicting is gonna sweep all the awards at this year’s Oscars….or it’ll go straight to DVD….it can really go either way with a name so catchy…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Michela Quattrociocche

2009

21

Sep

Katie Price Jordan and Her Stupid Tits

Katie Price is becoming a man at least it looks like she is, maybe her shoulders were always this broad and that was why Peter Andre, her gay ex-husband married her, because he figured it would put his name on the map and her tits are so unnatural it’d be like suckin’ on a beach ball and there’s nothing straight about that.

I just can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to fuck this bitch, and the only thing semi-appealing about her is that she looks like a sex doll, but unlike sex dolls she probably talks some stupid shit that would piss me off and she probably doesn’t put out, because it’s been my experience that the sluttier a girl looks the less she’s into sex, and even though she made her career off guys jerking off to her, she invested tons of money into looking the part but they just don’t get that fucking is her role in life, making her the biggest fuckin’ cocktease out there, not that she does any teasing to my cock the way she looks in these pics, but you probably like it.

Pics via Bauer and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Butch|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

21

Sep

Amber Rose Promoting Some Bullshit on her Quest for Fame of the Day

Amber Rose proves that all it takes to get invited to exclusive fashion events that average people can’t get into and that she couldn’t get into that last 5 years her fame hungry fat ass tried, is to fuck someone seemingly important like Kanye West, or to hang with someone who is seemingly important and who you pretend to fuck, because Kanye doesn’t like girls. Then milk that insider information, since you have proof, by making him put you on motherfuckin’ payroll or else the tell all “Kanye is a Homo” book gets published….and it is all very clever.

Here are her tits.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amber Rose|Perfume|Tits

2009

21

Sep

Pregnant Anna Kournikova Ass of the Day

Anna Kournikova is pregnant, so these may be some of the last pictures of her ass you can comfortably jerk off to without thinking off all the shit that’s been passing through it, because she’s eating for two now,or before she wrecks herself and by herself I mean her birth canel and young tight body, like the bulldog I ran into on the street with the droopiest vagina in the world, I’m talking dog lip draggin on the pavement behind the fuckin’t thing had 2 litters naturally, when usually bulldogs do C-Sections, not that I am a vet, but because I had to ask the dude why his dog’s pussy looked like that and whether I should call the PETA because motherfucker was doing impure things to it at night…

Either way, there will alway be people willing to jerk off to her, because some people love pregnant chicks, so I guess for them, this isn’t the end, it is the beginning….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Ass

2009

21

Sep

Eva Longoria and her Perky Mexican Tits of the Day

I said some pretty cruel things about how Eva Longoria was just some Mexican immigrant who worked at the right hotel as a chambermaid, and as a Mexican I should have had more pride about her success. I should celebrate it and let the world know that we Mexicans are not just lazy motherfuckers and we can slowly take over the world with people like America Ferrara, George Lopez and Jessica Alba and Longoria, but I don’t really connect with being Mexican and I figure either does Longoria, so I’ll just spew the same stereotypes everyone else is, because I’m just trying to fit in with the white man and because Eva Longoria hasn’t done shit for me.

Here are her perky tits…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Perky TIts

2009

21

Sep

Tori Spelling’s Bright Lips and See Thru Tits of the Day

I guess Tori Spelling is leaving a kid’s birthday party where she was the hired clown, at least that is what I assume she’s doing based on her whore lipstick, unfortunately she was asked to leave because she was scaring the kids, but luckily she wore a shirt see-thru enough to remind the world just how bad I want to see her topless, because ever since 90210, I’ve been curious about her mutated fake tits and how shit hangs without clothes, but then again, I’ve been curious about how every single girl I’ve ever seen, met or watched from across the bus looks naked, it’s just a passion of mine, not that these pics satisfy that need, but bitch does look pretty funny, unlike this post. Enjoy.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Red Lipstick|See Thru|Tori Spelling

2009

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is a picture of my only reader who gets girls topless, my other reader is retarded and never leaves his house becaue when he does, his mutated face scares people and it makes him feel like shit about himself. I am dying, I am thinking it is Alcohol Withdrawal because I drank enough to kick my ass for a solid few days and I am still hurting today. I’m talking puking, anxiety, heart attack symptoms leading me to believe something’s not right, or that I am a pussy, so I guess we will only know for sure if I actually drop dead at some point today like I think I am going to, but I feel like I’m just a pussy who’s liver can’t take all I’ve given it. I’ve read about that happening, but never really believed it…

Here are my stepLINKS

Kayden Kross Camera Phone Picture Showing Off Her Tits in What She Wears
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Really Glad To You That Even That Homo Marilyn Manson is Taking a Cue From Lady GaGa
Now They Are Both United in Fashion Sense and By Their Dicks They Like to Hide Between Their Legs
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Here is a Drunk History Lesson…
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How Else Are You Going to Get Laid This Weekend?
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Singing Russian Bear Makes For Good Times
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I Wanna Be an Urban Ninja
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Things Are Looking Up When Miranda Kerr is Around
And By Things I Mean My Penis
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Peaches Geldof is Topless
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Stripper Whores Come Out On the Real House Wives of Orange County
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Miley Cyrus Turns Into a Bigger Whore Every Day That Goes By
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A Buffet of Crashes to Finish Friday Off Right
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A Flowchart To Determine If You Should Call 911
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Paula Abdul is Really Good at Lip Synching
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Megan Fox:Still Dumb, Violent, Insecure…But Now ALSO a Cutter
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Chris Brown Looks Like He’s Really Having a Hard Time Doing Community Service
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Halle Berry is NOT Pregnant, Which Sucks Cause Her Pregnancy Tits Were Out of Sight!
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A Bunch of Hot Latinas at the Alma Awards
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Glad to See Wino is Back in Britain and Just as Messy as Ever
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Emily Blunt Gallery
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Ever Wonder How They Test Bras?
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It’s An Epidemic: People Hitting Other People’s Two-Year-Olds In Public
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That’s The Last Time She’ll Ever Get Her Tits Out
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She Traded Ice Cream For a Dildo
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A Playboy Playmate is Usually an Nice Afternoon Treat
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Catrinel Menghia Does Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Basketball Jazzercise
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Looks Like Rehab May Be on the Horizon for Lohan
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Paulina Porizkova is Topless
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Download the Twins Who Like to Fuck
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Maybe I Do Have a Chance With Emmanuelle Chriqu After All
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Rachel Aldana Peels Off Her Pink Sweater
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And That’s Why You Don’t Get Your Implants Done in Mexico
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12 Jobs You’ll Do Better While Stoned
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Sandy Summers is a Biker Chick
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Connie Du is a Play Boy Babe
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School Girl Beatdown
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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George Clooney Loves Prostate Exams, Probably Cause He is a Giant Closet Homo
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Bill O’Reilly is Also a Homo
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DADDY STOP!!
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YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE THE HOTTEST PICS OF THE WEEKEND, WHEN YOU CLICK IN 3 … 2…. 1….
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Megan Fox May Like to Eat Out Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Sep

Stacy Keibler’s Sitll Got Serious Legs of the Day

I know she wasn’t in a horrible motorcycle accident, or that she’s not a diabetic who doesn’t follow treatment, or one of those weirdos who obsesses over losing limbs even though they don’t need to lose limbs. I know she didn’t step on a land mind, I know she wasn’t tortured by enemy spies, I know she didn’t get the flesh eating disease and I know she’s not an amputee, so obviously she would still have legs, I just didn’t remember how amazing they were….you know cuz this bitch is hardly relevant anymore…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Stacy Keibler

2009

18

Sep

Kelly Monaco Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

You should not get excited when seeing a girl who was a troll of a Playboy playmate 15 years ago, who was Carmen Electra’s body double on Baywatch, who is showing off her body because you saw her at her naked at her prime and she should pretty much be dead to you by now, but for some reason there’s always those assholes who have trouble letting go, who fell in love with her pictorial or life changing performances and who have waited all these years to see pictures of her in various appearances because they think she’s a goddess who is the only pussy that matters.

You see, even my neighbor, who is a 59 year old volunteer social worker / ex-prosititute has had fuckin stalkers, so don’t let shit get to your head Kelly Monaco, you know when people break into your apartment when you are in the other room and you decide to press charges instead of fuck them for being so devoted to you when no one else is because there are a lot of people in the world who just aren’t well, and the fact that they still get excited about your cleavage, does not mean you still have it goin’ on, it means they need help…And for the record, addressing this post to Kelly Monaco pretty much makes me feel like I’m not well.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kelly Monaco|Tits|Uncategorized

2009

18

Sep

Audrina Patridge and her Little Dress of the Day

Audrina is looking different to me. I’ve never watched The Hills, but know I hate it, so I could be totally wrong and maybe she always looked like this and really it doesn’t matter. What does matter ist hat she is at some event in a little dress that is barely covering her fake tits, when in reality this reality star she should be showing up to this kind of thing topless, because those fake tits are what made her and are really the only thing we care about, and despite her not giving us something worth lookin’ at, I’m still going to post these cuz I have nothing better to do and I’m already in this deep…which in my case is never that deep, because my penis is very vaginal, so vaginal I thought about joining my local church’s rendition of The Vagina Monologues….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Legs