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2022

21

Jun

Medical Worker Monday on a Tuesday of the Day

When you’re a medical worker, you know a HEALTHCARE HERO, saving lives and helping sick people all fucking day, sometimes you just need to get naked in photograph to break up the otherwise depressing day…maybe it’s to make money, maybe it’s because you like being jerked off to, maybe it’s a porno generation of perversion out there that just makes you so fucking horny that even when you’re in your day to day life, all you’re thinking about is how to pull your titties out.

I wouldn’t know, because I don’t believe in modern medicine, I believe in the terrain theory not the germ theory, and I believe that any ailments we have is just detoxing or parasites and all that other shit they tell you about is designed to make them a lot of fucking money and by them, I mean everyone involved….and not for posting nudes, that is a whole side hustle…that I guess these girls are knee deep into because some of this shit is pretty racy for a professional, almost like seeing a stock boy at the pharmacy in sweatpants, what is going on in the world, customer service has really gone to shit..until on day, when the industry catches up with the staff, and they start tending to their patients like this….and on that day, my opinion of modern medicine will change because tits hypnotize me, I am weak putty in the hands of tits.

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

21

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

In my mental breakdown that comes every father’s day, when I am reminded of being a second rate citizen for not breeding bitches the way we’re supposed to as real men, wanting to spread our seed, but instead feeling it is too much responsibility that will get in the way of our drinking, instead of just doing it irresponsibly and continuing the drinking, knowing that the shitty pyschopaths you end up creating will just be blamed on the mom anyway…..

It made posting the MILFS on a Monday far too painful, bringing up the whole fucking other people’s MILFs instead of my own…because sometimes you don’t like thinking about all the dick the whore you’re with has had, but when they have kids, that shit just gets paraded in your face like it is GAY PRIDE, usually in annoying ways, like by asking you to help with its homework, or to play catch with it, cuz the real dad was smart enough to fuck off….the way you should have had you not pulled out, or had you not had weak womanly sperm.

Yes, sperm can be womanly when it’s filled with estrogen.

All this to say, MILFS are a fetish to some young guys out there, and a sign of giving up to a bunch of old guys out there who statistically can’t find women without kids to fuck, because they aren’t rich enough.

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Posted in:Milf

2022

21

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday on a Tuesady of the Day

I must have been lost in the mental breakdown that happens on Father’s Day when you’re not an actual father, but rather a stepfather no one likes, so I missed out on things like Milky Boobs Monday, knowing that I’ve never made boobs MILKY by my own weak sperms…and at my age, that’s one of those moments of regrets, that will obviously make latching on the tit of random women lunching at Starbucks with their newborns a more painful experience than it should be, because instead of being like “oh he just can’t get enough of my breast milk since knocking me up”..they’ll be like “HELP THIS FUCKING WEIRDO JUST THREW MY BABY ACROSS THE ROOM TO SUCK MY TIT”

WE DO WHAT we can to get by.

This is MY truth, not YOUR truth….

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

20

Jun

Kristen Stewart Tits of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kristen Stewart as a celebrity, as a diversity and inclusion expert, as an actress, as a face or leader of Lesbianism and RAINBOW SWASTIKA FLAGS for the fake and gay-ification of society as a whole….SHE IS BORING.

But I’ll look at her tits with her painted up face, that looks like she could be doing YELLOW face, or maybe this is just what a lesbian facial looks like after getting painted by a bitch, who knows, but the manageable sized tits are hot…EVEN IF THEY ARE BORING.

Nude selfies bring me happiness, so as long as Kristen Stewart is delivering them to us, we’ll consider her on our team, just NOT on our team, because she scissors…and hates you and your penis….as they do…unless that’s all a lie, since I consider lesbianism a myth that makes no biological sense and that I can only explain as LEARNED bahvior…but what do I know, lesbians have always hated me like they hate dick, just not rubber or silicone dick, because it’s severed from the TOXIC man they hate…so they never talk to me about their inner workings in lesbian….but I’m happy believing that lesbianism is a fetish, a sex act and not a sexuality…..but then again, I don’t believe in any sexuality or gender bullshit…it’s all just sexual fetishes being celebrated….and it’s weird….

But nude selfies, those are always a glimpse into what I want to be seeing, a passion really!

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2022

20

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a massive fucking broad, built like a garden shed, or school bus, or barge, depending on what your summer holidays look like, some of you garden, some of you are sexual predators driving kids to camp, while some of you spend time on the water YACHTING….the point is, she’s huge…..and could easily kick your ass….

In this big girl in a bikini series, is that I really think Ireland Baldwin could be far more substantial of a rich and entitled celebrity kid, but for whatever reason, she’s got no PR team or management working with her…..clearly they don’t realize that when you’re a giant, you have giant tits and giant tits are fun under any and all circumstances.

I do think my favorite of her series of softcore porn is the lay won with th bikini jacked up inside her, I’d be hoping that being as big as she is, her pussy would be far fatter..

The point of the story is that I may not find Ireland that hot, she’s not really my vibe, the tattoos terrifying, but the bikini is skimpy, the celebrity connection is real, and with proper management, this girl could be huge, not just huge in size…but huge in the influencer hustle…but mainly because she doesn’t seem to mind showing off that gigantic body…it takes people places and I’m into watching, even if I think her dad is a pile of dog shit, his best performance was creating Ireland, which is probably why he resents her so much and calls her names while over-breeding that lying wife Hilary of his from Boston.


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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2022

20

Jun

Hailee Steinfeld Titty Top of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is one of the last “Hollywood” created talents who is still young and wasn’t cast from social media because she was working before social media existed.

I never thought she was hot, but during the pandemic, she got fit and hot, while being able to push that she’s a DIVERSE PERSON OF COLOR, because like Halsey, someone in her family was black…..

Since I never thought she was hot before, it was a nice surprise, I figure Hollywood gives us a lot of trash that they package as hot and we have to just sign on and believe it, even though our instinct tells us something else…..you now, ,like Brie Larson….

So realizing she was slated to be the last of the movie stars, she stepped up and delivered whatever she’s delivering, which I call “social media” style pics, as you have to still do that influencer shit to make money as a movie star, kinda like seeing a fashion designer selling t-shirts at a Flea market, totally out of context, only in this case, the flea market pays the big bucks and they love the big bucks, or their team of handlers love the big bucks, so why wouldn’t they chase it as lame as chasing social media followers may be.

The point of the story is her influencer style selfie porn to stay relevant has tits and it’s hot.

Goodbye.


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Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld

2022

20

Jun

Frida Aasen Bikini of the Day

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Posted in:Frida Aasen

2022

20

Jun

Olivia Holt Bikini of the Day

Olivia Holt is some 24 year old Tennessee born, sold to Disney as a child, now posing on social media in a bikini like some sort of call girl.

I feel like I’ve never heard of her, but I could have just blocked it out, because Disney kids remind me of broken down mentally and empotionally medicated monsters from another planet sent here to destroy the minds of the youth…and it makes me uncomfortable.

As a Tiny Titty Ambassador, I gotta say, I’m into the tiny tit pride in not wearing a sweatshirt on the beach in shame, cuz tiny tits are hot

I like the pose, hands in front of her cunt, because she’s a wholesome Disney Kid who doesn’t let strangers see her cunt definition in her bikini, you gotta be special for that, or maybe, since I don’t know her, you have to sign up to the only fans for the HANDSFREE version.

They should think of investing into MATRIX style 360 camera for poses like this, because with tiny tits comes good ass, but without seeing the ass, I’m left in the dark and that’s not very nice of her.

MEAN. OLIVIA. HOLT.

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Posted in:Olivia Holt

2022

20

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays on Monday of the Day

Holy shit

I forgot to post the ON/Off on Friday…

I must have been drunk, or too eager to jump into the weekend with all the slutty single women wanting to be cummed in to feel like they are living out their purpose as a UTERUS owner….

But the real excitement is that we get to see all these ladies clothed, then naked, with ease….as they are all producing this this themselves…

It makes perving in real life far more frustrating because you see the tits in tight tops, the ass in tight pants, but they don’t get naked at the grocery store for you to compare both settings.

It’s wrong, it must change, because you can’t on/off on the internet and not in real life, it’s unfair to us perverts and I demand INCLUSION and ACCEPTANCE to our NEEDS and WANTS….since every other “group” gets all they want, even the fatties get to be SI Swim models….those who monsters…literally….

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Posted in:OnOff

2022

20

Jun

Beach Rider and Other Videos of the Day

Stupid Dancer

SHORTS

Long hair

She’s Blue

Lingerie Haul….

Mall Dress

Furry Shoes

Basketball Star

This Scares Me

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos