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2009

30

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Hawaii Bikini of the Day

A-loha(n). Lindsay Lohan’s still looking good in her bikini in Hawaii. She’s rockin’ out with her sister and her monkey lookin’ friend. I’d post the pictures of her sister, but she is 15 and I have a reputation I’m trying to kill. Just the other day I was walking through the park innocently and some season-pushing teenage girls were tanning in the smallest bikinis ever, it wasn’t even that hot out, but I guess they realize that they are in their prime, guys their own age are jerking off to them, guys their dad’s age are too, and they might as well play it up before puberty makes them fat. When I went up to them to ask if they wanted me to make them famous and if they had any fake IDs in the event we got caught, they told me to fuck off and called me a creep, so I’ve vowed to stick to real 18 year old sluts, not cockteasing teenage sluts….I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I guess it was to say that no Ali Lohan pics, and who’d really want them when Lohan’s body so tight it might as well be 14 and jacked on hormones in the food she eats.

Posted in:Bikini|Hawaii|Lindsay Lohan

2009

30

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Untouched Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kim Kardashian had a scandal a month ago, that involved her pretty much being fully rebuilt for Complex magazine through photoshop because she is fat and ugly and they were trying to sort that out for her so that instead of turning off their regular readers and luring in people down with fat trannies, they’ll just help keep her lie alive.

So in efforts to trick us, she’s done an unedited photoshoot with Instyle, while maybe shit’s not as edited as Complex, I know she’s more doughy than this, but I guess that won’t sell her bullshit work out DVD to anyone who isn’t a black dude or white dude pretending to be hip hop who dig fat chicks….

I love the highest heels imaginable to give the optical illusion that she’s not a thick and stalky piece of shit. We’re onto you Kim Kardashian. We know you are swine flu.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Untouched

2009

30

Apr

Brazilian Model Falls Hard of the Day

Here’s a Brazilian Model falling while walking the catwalk to start the day because everyday I know I feel like I’m falling on my fucking face over and over and over again….Good morning people.

Posted in:Brazilian Model|Fall

2009

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t been on the computer since noon. I went on a couple missions. None of them involved me getting laid. One of them ended in me getting drunk and pissing all over my pant leg in a packed bar because I couldn’t aim properly since I don’t really have much to fucking work with, if you know what I mean, and you probably do, because every guys with big dicks don’t read sites like they, they are too busy getting out there and fucking bitches. Drinking all day may not be productive, it may not lead to the most up to date website on the net, but it makes me forget all my failure.

On that note…Follow me on Twitter…I started getting Hate Tweets there….


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I’d like to thank someone who is not quite a failure and that’s Heid and Spencer’s travel agent who sent them to Mexico hoping to end all the bullshit for their honeymoon…..He is a saint…cuz he wants them dead too…but actually made moves….


Check Out The Idiots In Mexico in Bathing Suits With Masks On.

And Here are my stepLINKS…..

Because Wednesday Is The Toughest Day of the Week
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Mel Gibson Debuts His Russian Ho. I Can See Why He Left His Wife For Her, This Slut is HOT!
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Marisa Tomei and Her Wet See Through Shorts Throwback
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The Little Slut From Party of Five is All Grown Up and Lookin Good
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Real Life Twitter
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Kim Kardashian’s Best Fat Ass Shots
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Fat Kid Food Rap
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Why Have Real Sex When You Can Have Wii Sex?
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Is Obama’s 100 Day Honeymoon Over?
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More With Wet Peach Dre
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Relationship Translator
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MILF – Mother’s Day is Lots of Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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Can’t Get Enough of Halle Berry
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I’m Totally Going After Robin Wright Penn
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Chris Brown May Actually Walk
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Kim Kardashian Has a Big Fat Ass And Wants to Make Sure You Know About It
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Gisele Bundchen is a “Lady” in Red
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TUPAC SHAKUR IS ALIVE
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Fuck Swinw Flu, Let’s Bring Back MAD COW!
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Three Cups, 1 Ball and a Great Set of Tits
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Linda Hogan is Just Too Fucking Much
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Grocery Store Shooting – Video
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Charlie Laine is In the Green Room
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Roxanna Pallett is Loaded
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Come Fly With Me
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Okay This Brad and Angelina Thing is Getting OUt of Hand
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Christina Aguilera – Before and After
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Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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Curly Stunner Shows Off Her Body
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Heidi Montag is a Dumb Slut and Is Going To Do Playboy
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Mischa Barton and Her Meth Face
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Brooke and Vickie Rock Out
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Paulina Gets Dirty At the Beach
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Everyone Loves Scarlet Johanssons Tits
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Sexy Stop Motion
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Go On, You Know You Want To
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I Hope These Assholes Get Swine Flu
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Jenna Jameson and Janine! Yowza!
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Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown
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Some Tits and a Slut Tie
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

29

Apr

Amputee MMA Fighter of the DAy

When I first saw this I figured you just killethe motherfucker, jump on him and choke his limbless-self out, but then I realized that this quad-amputee dude is like a creature from outter space that scares the fuck out of me, and it only makes sense to run the fuck away from his turtle ass before he charges at your feet. This has to be one of the weirder clips I’ve seen, I’m all for disabled people getting their shit together and acting normal and by normal I mean having sex with me because they have no standards and a lot of insecurities, but when it comes to sports maybe it’s only fair to pit amputees up against each other in some kind of circus freakshow.

Posted in:Amputee|MMA

2009

29

Apr

Cheryl Cole’s Ass for Girls Aloud of the Day

If you’re wondering why Girls Aloud have a record deal, sell concert tickets, sell albums, have a career. The answer is, Cheryl Cole and her Ass.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Ass|Cheryl Cole|Girls Alous

2009

29

Apr

Beenie Man Sings to Rihanna at the Barbados Reggae Fest of the Day

I don’t know if I mention this on the site or not, but I am into Reggae music, shit always seems to be on the radio and since I don’t have a TV, I find myself listening to it a lot and I get all down and imagine myself on the beach or some shit. I’ve liked it for a long time and even own Beenie man CDs, which is saying a lot since I don’t own anything.

I am also a huge fan of Riahnna.

So when I got an email last week about how she got up on stage without underwear while Beenie Man sang a song to her, I got excited, not so much because I like Beenie Man, but because I like Rihanna pussy. Unfortunately, the person who has the picture is not sending it around because they are scared of getting sued. I haven’t seen them either but I am lookin for some fan pictures who snapped the shit off when they were front row, but figure anyone in the front row was too busy being high and simulating sex as they danced, and that pisses me off.

Here’s the closest thing I’ve got to the pussy shots, but I’ll keep digging.

Posted in:Beenie Man|Rihanna

2009

29

Apr

Lindsay Lohan in her One-Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is still in Hawaii and she’s keeping me on my toes. It’s like I don’t know what bathing suit she’s going to hit the beach with, it’s like will she wear the bikini, will she wear the one-piece, will she wear the microbikini, will she go topless, will she get caught skinny dipping, I just know she’s gonna be caught on camera as long as she’s there. I figure she likes it, because if she didn’t, she’d be vacationing in Southeast Asia, or somewhere removed where the people have no idea who she is, because despite this whole internet thing, I’m convinced there are places where there are no paparazzi, like in my shithole apartment, I mean if she’s lookin’ for a safe haven when she gets into Montreal this weekend, no one will think to look here.

On a side note, I’ve been getting email after email about how Lohan is going to be in Montreal. I am being asked if I am going to try to sneak into the event and get some exclusive content, because Lohan in Montreal is seemingly a huge deal. I’m not really planning on it, but she is in the same venue as my Paris Hilton hustle….

So you never know what will happen, but assume nothing, because I hate crowds and I am lazy, have no hook-ups and don’t really care. But the event is going to be fucking nuts. Perez Hilton wrote about it and all the little girlies around town are out buying their Lohan dresses hoping to be her new pussy. It is all too weird to me. I think I’m going to go bowling instead.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Hawaii|Lindsay Lohan|One Piece

2009

29

Apr

Shauna Sand Party Pictures of the Day

I am not going to lie, I have no idea who Paul Heyman is. I did some quick research and found out he was involved in wrestling in the 90s, so that’s the reason why, because wrestling in the 90s is when shit got weird and every guido I knew was up on it in such an obsessed way that it was uncomfortable being around them.

I do know Shauna Sand, so when his people sent me the link to these pictures of the whore in action, rockin’ her sheer lingerie at a club, showing off her busted up nipple from botched implant operation after implant operation, because plastic surgery is what she does in her spare time, and I guess so is showing off her nipples , I had no choice but to steal them….

Unfortunately, I was sent these pictures a good 2 weeks ago, I’m just a real slow mover.

Source: HeymanHustle

Posted in:Party|Pictures|Shauna Sand

2009

29

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt Pulled It Together of the Day

I spoke too soon. These pictures lead me to believe that shes not a lazy fucking pig, but an anorexic. Now that her marriage was cancelled, the world laughed at her fatness, she started dating that Kennedy asshole from that annoying show who fucked a girl I know when he was in Montreal, a girl we terrorized after the fact because we all thought it was funny she groupied out to a guy who doesn’t deserve groupies, it was one of those “he’s a model, he’s in the local pharmacy flyers” kind of shit, only the TV and Video version.

Either way, Jennifer Love, let’s take back what we said about catching swine flu from your puss, and have you send up a signed pair of dirty panties for me to wear as a hospital mask while the rest of the world dies off, ideally leaving just you and me, the way it was meant to be. Or some shit.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Lookin' Good