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2022

27

Jun

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner is keeping her Kardashian handlers happy today…..

From a recent break-up story that hit the tabloids last week, to a full nude tan with her long hot lean body and rounded ass in the sun….tit out, but nipple X-ed out because she’s classy or straight edge and the whole thing would be far better if she wasn’t one of the Kardashian / Jenner witches sent to destroy the fabric of our society with one bullshit story, or one transgender operation, or one sex tape scandal, or one garbage looking monster with a fake ass, fake everything, who still manages to be disgusting talking about how important they are as a business because they print money…..AT A TIME.

When all they have to do is use Kendall in sluttier ways more often, maybe let her come out as Lesbian and produce that sex tape, or just show us the pussy they moulded bruce’s from…..but for now, it’s just a bare ass and skinny legs and I like it, not enough to say she’s worthy of her success, hype, top model behavior….but enough to want to sniff it like a dog making friends….which apparently isn’t as effective when it is on the computer screen zoomed in….so it’s more something I’d have to be invited to do….and I’ll assume that isn’t happening anytime soon, so take what we can get.

For the record, I am in no way excited about Kendall’s ass, it’s just something to look at while she’s being shameless for attention for the family that does’t need attention but that is clearly addicted to attention….like it’s all one big game they are winning because no one has officially destroyed them yet, even if they probably should for the sake of a better future society….but that’s way over my involvement in looking at their lame smut…and appreciating it 1 percent of the time…..like today.

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2022

27

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Bikini Display of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is taking her professional actor approach to watering the garden like she’s doing a bikini car wash with no cars in sight, because the camera was turned on, narrated by the worst possible narator….Morgan Freeman in the Penguins aren’t Real documentary or David Attenborough or the guy who does all the Ken Burns documentaries this motherfucker is not….

But the professionally trained performer, stripped down for some bikini and garden hose dance for her social media, where she lets the fans in on her racier but real side, so they relate to her better and buy anything she’s selling, allowing her to be nothing but a money making machine, a shameless money making machine…is fun to watch…..and it really isn’t anything new with Hudgens, she’s been naked since she was 18 in leaked nudes, a media manipulator who knows how to matter…..

In this case, it’s very early 90s Playboy VHS we used to steal from the video store of no name Playboy models set to music, they just need a few close ups of the crotch, maybe a glimpse of asshole and it will be a win….and I guess…girl in bikini with hose is always a win…even when you’re not Vanessa Hudgens….cuz I’m into it.

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2022

27

Jun

Demi Lovato They Them Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Demi Lovato changing her pronouns to THEY doesn’t offend anyone, I mean maybe no one actually cares, or maybe the whole transgender thing is a pass for you to get away with anything you want, from opiate overdoses, to being an asshole to your staff, or fans, or whatever becasue you always have the “They” card to fall back on, you know, now that “Mental Health Issues’ doesn’t hold as much weight since everyone is a self diagnosed and medicated nut job..from Bi Polar, to Genralized Anxiety, to OCD or ADHD, everyone’s got their built in excuse for failing, or being pieces of shit, but it’s hard to take as seriously, until they change their PRONOUN like that makes a fucking difference.

So in the time Demi Lovato’s been a THEY, she’s produced more slutty content than she has in her entire career as America’s least favorite but possibly most lucrative popstars…..

Her hair is grown out, her bikini is on, not very THEY to me, if anything it makes a mockery of the whole THEY thing, while manipulating the weak minds of her fans, that you know have weak minds because they are her fans, so they do the whoel THEY thing too, in some domino effect of INFLUENCE…when it’s all just a war on words, to confuse shit, like satanics do…..

So yeah, now that she’s genderless, she’s producing more hot girl content then ever, but that’s ok, because she’s not a girl, so she’s allowed or some shit, but then again, these Disney Kids who were raised in Character are so fucked in the head, confused as to what they are, that the only thing they are good for is staring at their tits, whether they are bi polar tits, drug addict tits that had an overdose, or they tits….they still tits.

I don’t find Demi Lovato hot, but she exists and she’s half naked so fuck it like you love it even if you don’t.

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2022

27

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

There is an attack on motherhood, whether it’s turning girls into vapid sex workers just trying to make enough money to be the consumers they want to be, or find the man with enough money to allow them to be the consumer they want to be, in which case they do the whole motherhood thing, but only as an extension or arm of their business….

The attack on motherhood comes from extreme narcissism while presenting the world as some horrible place that you can’t fully live in and appreciate because the future is bleak….so you don’t want to do that family shit, just casually fuck strangers from an emotionless app, to complete your empty existence.

Then there’s the whole abortion thing, where motherhood is ripped out of the womb because it is inconvenient, unaffordable or gets in the way of the sex work.

Or there’s the career, slave for a company for the non sex workers, which are few and far between these days…..but there are still career ladies who choose work over family, even though that goes against our code….but whatever….

Then there’s the whole men becoming women and replacing women….

All forgetting that the woman creates life in her womb because that’s how she is built which is fucking mental and amazing.

Not necessarily amazing enough for me to get hard to a mom body, but enough for me to celebrate moms as the heroes they actually are for creating life in their cunts….

As it turns out, some MOMs can still hang, or at least pretend to hang on the internet by producing nudes they are no longer insecure to post because they live with the regrets of not being sluttier when they were younger and at their hottest, or maybe the whole birthing process was hot to them, all those people staring at their cunts in the birthing room….so if not now, than when.

So sex work on the internet of posting nudes and random sex with strangers to feel like your life is exciting doesn’t need to get in the way of motherhood, even if it should, you can still sexualize yourself and people may find it hot knowing life crawled out of you, while others may think “throw in the towel old lady and be a mom”…both work, since we get to see them being racy as moms…

All this to say – I celebrate moms.

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Posted in:Milf

2022

27

Jun

Hailey Bieber Bikini of the Day

Hailey Bieber who stroked out a few months ago, but not because of the COVID vaccine, that’s MISINFORMATION, DISINFORMATION and You will be sent to prison for IMPLYING….

It was her BIRTH CONTROL people and if you know enough sluts on BIRTH CONTROL, you may know at least one who dropped dead from a blood clot….because it is some fucked up medication that makes all women mental cases when they are on it…..so mental that they stroke the fuck out….but rarely at 25……but I guess Bieber’s paralyzed face is from her Birth Control too.

Funny enough, Birth Control makes women HATE me….TRUE STORY….in my life, I’ve never connected, seduced, impressed a woman on Birth Control, even the ugly ones….they all hate me with more passion than the girls who aren’t on Birth Control who also hate me….so by default I’ve always hated that shit for getting in the way of my cumming in bitches….but now I have more reason to hate them for trying to Kill this Baldwin-Bieber, in an attempt to get in the way of her producing slutty bikini selfies with her hot, but weak, blood clot producing body…that may die by 30, so take it in before she dies and is forgotten, because I can assure you, she will be forgotten

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2022

27

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I wonder how many of you got Monkey Pox this weekend, it’s all the fucking rage, you know bring back the SMALL POX virus through the homosexual community on PRIDE month, to get them all lined up for more vaccines, because 3 COVID shots wasn’t enough, get them filled with more fucked up shit that can destroy their heart in the name of health and wellness in this “Climate Crisis” we’ll assume they blame for the new viruses, instead of calling them bioweapons made in a lab..because that would imply something SINISTER and since we don’t live in a horror movie, although a lot of us do, I mean if you were to walk in on my wife taking a shit, or just walk by the bathroom since she does’t close the door, you will know a hell that you never could fathom existed.

Anyway, with Monkey Pox on the rise, no public toilet seat can be licked with confidence, and since it’s predominately in the gay community, the slutty gay community that is likely all on PREP, you probably have something to worry about….

But don’t worry, you’ll be in good hands with medical workers who moonlight as sex workers on OnlyFans because they don’t fear being fired for masturbating or producing nudes on the job for the internet, if anything, it brings the field more shine and could even increase enrolment at NURSE colleges….”You mean I get a salary, benefits, a pension whlile I spend my days flirting with millionaire doctors, that we know at least one will crack and potentially knock us up on our late night shifts AND we can sell nudes on the internet to people who have signs on their lawn that read “Thank You Health Care Workers’ from this whole covid shit….SIGN ME UP….not me, I was writing that as if I was an opportunitistic whore into making money off my cooter, duh.

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

27

Jun

Suki Waterhouse Ass of the Day

Suki Waterhouse, who I like to think of as a Useless rich kid with a US Work Visa , so she can pretend that she’s making moves in America for her family back home who may or may not be financing her, you never know with these rich kids, because it is possible that her model money was substantial when she was working, maybe she knows how to live modestly, she has done some acting in some pretty big movies, barely, if you can call that acting, RIGHT….

She also fucked Brad Cooper before he dithced her to breed with a more primo Russian pussy….so she could very likely be on his payroll, as you may or may not know, these rich guys all pay rent for various sluts they’ve met along the way, it’s some weird philanthropic shit to live guilt free after fucking them over….you know rich person problems.

That said, she must be realizing she’s old, or getting old and has not really broke through at the level her ego probably wants, so she’s posing pretty bare assed in the kitchen, trying to be domestic for the mom fetishists since she’s about that age, and I’ll look at a bare or near bare ass over the stove any fucking day, it speaks to my modern 1950s housewife who fucks dirty fantasy….because there is a balance between homemaker you respect and slutty porno bitch who can’t relax without having a dick in her ass…and that’s my takeaway from this weird pixelated behind screendoor pantsless cry for attention.

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2022

27

Jun

Charlotte Lawrence See Through With a Snake of the Day

I fucking hate snake….

That said, Charlotte Lawrence may not be that important, but her mom was Kate on Drew Carey and that was a huge show, then she went onto being some bitch on SCRUBS with that nerdy creepy Zach Braff and that was a hit show, which happened to be produced by Charlotte Lawrence’s Dad, who I guess doesn’t subscribe to “Don’t Fuck the Payroll” because if anything, the whole point of being a producer of any kind is to fuck the cast you’ve bascically cast because you think they are perfect for the job and thus you’re already into them on a level that could involve getting the dick wet after a long week of filming……he’s now the producer of that Ted Lasso show I’ve never seen, so it is possible his next big fucking of the payroll is with that Jason Sudeikis idiot, but we’re not here to go through the financing of Charlotte Lawrence’s life as a rich kid…..this is about her in a sheer dress, with a slim long body, nipples out for all to see while she’s fucking with snakes like some kind of Satanist you’d assume her family may be, since they are in that evil Hollywood industry, but I’m still not convinced they are all satanists, it’s just fun to say that they are because they put so much effort in putting Satanic symbomism out there, you know holding snakes, making devil horn signs with their hands, covering one eye…..wonder why they do that…but prefer staring at the next generation with their tits out for attention disguised as for style because they haven’t been told modest is the hottest, they’ve just been told “GET ALL THE VIEWS YOU CAN SO THAT WE KEEP OUR GRIP ON OUR INFLUENCE AS INDUSTRY PEOPLE”..

In conclusions, I hate fucking snakes, but I’d watch Charlotte Lawrence fucking snakes because I am a pervert.

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2022

27

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Here are some MILKY tits to trigger all those low life trashy garbage women crying over Abortion laws that they likely don’t understand, but because the internet told them to care, they are throwing protests, punching themselves in their wombs, saying totally insane shit because they are either hired to and this is some George Floyd Season 2, just a bunch of idiots minding their own business sucked into weird political divisiveness that is pretty fucking meaningless and that gets in the way of our good times….

So here are girls who either kept the baby growing in them long enough to lactate, or took the same hormones trannies who can lactate use, and the whole experience celebrates WOMANHOOD, MOTHERHOOD, in a way you can jerk off to….I mean they are telling us that our women can be our sex dolls and our food source and just not the nags who bitch and complain about all we do wrong….what a multi-faceted gender.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

27

Jun

PERSONALITY and Other Videos of the Day

Just Being Fit

Parking Lot Fashion Walk

Deep Stretch

Belly Dancing

Checking Herself Out

TItty Jiggle

Just a Couple of Girls Trying to Get paid

Celebrating Her Dress

Cheerleading

Travel Influencer

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos