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2022

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t go on Social Media, I don’t watch the news, I don’t pay attention to anything going on around me, I just sit at the wall and smile awkwardly, in some half retarded, early onslaught dementia, head injury from an accident way…

It’s pretty peaceful to just hear the sounds of nothing and pretend that the people around me are equally braindead, quiet as they emulate or do their best impression of someone in palliative care…

I know that a group of people are all outrage over abortion not being a constitionial right, like getting breast implants or penises turned into vaginas, it can still be done, but the government doesn’t regulate it…not that I am going to pretend I know anything about abortion besides it being baby slaughter, demonic and just irresponsible across the fucking board…..

However, I do know that if these people are so angry, they should consider a late term abortion, self inflicted to right the wrong of their mother bringing them to fruition..maybe they can get together and late term abort each other, since they’re likely quadruple vaccinated, sterile, unable to breed and not ever going to get pregnant in their lifetime, yet they spend their weekend crying over sluts and their baby slaughter, like there isn’t better things to do, like stare at the wall in silence….something they clearly have never done.

Either way, prime time to open up a back alley abortion clinic, everyone get your straws out….

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Megan Thee Stallion Takes The Stage at Glastonbury!
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Hot Model Polina’s Bikini Body
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Killing the Bug Fail
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Hot Girl shows off kickboxing moves against opponent, prompting police response
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Tahlia Paris Wears Eats Lingerie
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Billie Joe Armstrong Renounces his U.S. Citizenship because He’s Fag Super Into Abortions..
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Snoop Dogg And Eminem Use Their Bored Apes To Make An Amazing Song!
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This Bot Punishes You when You Procrastinate
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Deep Cleaning A Hoarder’s Car!
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Comparing The Sizes Of Technology With 3D Animation!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Irresponsible fuckers from Irresponsible fucking…needing so many abortions that they cry over weird laws they likely don’t understand because social media told them to is pretty weird….but what you do in the privacy of your home, or for the sake of social media is fine with me, whine, be outraged, make no sense for your audience and peers…fine…

But I am in Canada here you can abort your 3 year olds for free with no legal consequences and people here are whining about it in PUBLIC…

I went to the grocery store, liquor store, and a coffee shop and in all three places the workers were bitching about how upset and devastated they are about this baby killing dude to fucking irresponsibly in ANOTHER country nonsense.

We live in weird fucking times, but talking to me about how mad you are about ABORTIONS in the USA that you can’t survive your day working the cash is pretty fucking mental…in what world is telling me about abortion appropriate in any setting, especially one they are getting paid hourly for.

The best thing about it was that the girls complaining were total fucking lesbians, who have no real concern since they’re only getting pregnant if they want to, not getting pregnant needing an abortions….unless they are so sick they get sperm off craigslist just to experience the power of aborting the fetus….but that’d be weird.

You almost have to feel sorry for these people, they don’t know better, they don’t stand a chance, the internet has them under a spell they can’t break out of…..

These people are all a bunch of freaks….and don’t realize it, but will….

Here are some stepLINKS…for the gay weekend of everything is fake and gay and weird…..fuck off.

Bella Thorne Lights Up
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In Bed with Addison Rae
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Dua Lipa’s Booty in Jeans
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Rita Ora is Golden in Her Barricades Music Video!
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Malu Trevejo Wants You to Eat Her!
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Tahlia Paris in Lingerie
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Dyson Daniels’ Mom Stole the Show at the 2022 NBA Draft
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You can own Elvis’ Jock Strap…..if you are Rich….
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7 Confessions that Will Take You on a Roller Coaster of Emotions
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25 Funny Grocery Store Signs
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Hugh Jackman is selling his massive NYC penthouse
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Dog Just Won’t Come Down From The Horse!
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Pat McAfee reveals hilarious reason why NFL players fail PED tests
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Evan Rachel Wood Does Her Madonna Impression!
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Exploring A Hole That Leads To A Gigantic 220 Feet Tall Underground Cave!
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Celebrities react to Roe v Wade being Overturned
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The infamous ‘Sharkeisha’ video of a brutal sucker-punch happened almost ten years ago
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Aluminium Extruder Hydraulic Failure Causes A Massive Fire To Break Out
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Navy’s Defence Technique Against Knife Attacks Is Spot-on!
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Footage of Peyton Manning practicing with kids reemerges
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Pacman Jones Has Been Taking His Late Teammate Chris Henry’s Sons on Recruiting Trips
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Charly Jordan Gets Classy for the Hamptons!
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Nicola Peltz Takes The Cover of Tatler!
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Dirt Bike Rider Gets Pit Maneuvered By The Arkansas State Police!
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Menudo singer Angelo Garcia alleges he was sexually assaulted during time in the band
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How Vending Machines Detect Fake Coins
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Alvin Kamara Responds to a Report That He’s Facing a Lengthy Suspension
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Nude Model Celina’s Nude Wedding!
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Dog In A Shop Is A Pro Baseball Player!
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BASE Jumper’s 1000th BASE Jump Inside A Building!
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Man Fights Against A Charging Crocodile With A Frying Pan!
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Model Alex Lee-Aillón Chain Bikini Top!
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Looking At How Flying Scenes In Movies Are Shot!
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Crash Testing A Bollard With A Truck!
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Emily Ratajkowski TikTok’s From the Car!
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Shanina Shaik and her Cleavage
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Natalie Portman in a Dress for Thor
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Lucy Hale in Jean Shorts
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Joy Corrigan in a Weird Titty Top
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Kira Kosarin in a Mini Dress
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Katharine McNamara in a Dress
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Kim Kardashian’s Tight Pants Scare Me
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Gigi Hadid in a Mask
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Emma Chamberlain on the Tonight Show
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Emrata on the Streets
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Emma Kenney Big Tits
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Anna Camp at an Event
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Kat Dennings Thick Legs
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Karen Gillan at the Thor Premere
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Olivia Ponton Skinny in a Magazine
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Lana Condor Legs
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Pop a Bottle
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Big Titty Amateur Gets Fuck On
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Pristine in Lingerie By the Pool
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Is it Big Enough
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Celebrate the Female Body
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Natalie Ramirez Nude
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2022

24

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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You know who doesn’t need to worry about Roe v. Wade, along with 99 percent of people who should not give a fuck abotu Roe v. Wade, but like Russian Wars, Freedom Fighter Convoys, Tyrannical Vaccination programs before them, the people of the internet are fucking nuts, outraged, crying, even in other countries where none of this shit fucking matters….

Heather Graham does’t need to worry about Roe v. Wade, her internal organs are at the age where they self abort, or don’t even get knocked up, menopause..

As a celebrity in the scene, she’ll probably have to push the satanic agenda of killing babies, but as a person, it doesn’t phase her…so she can focus on rotting as slowly as possible with those big tits in a bikini for the social media feeds they use to manipulate the minds of the masses…

I’ve been into Heather Graham and her nudity since she came out of the gate, so I’m not about to give up on her now, I’m a lifer….and a pro-lifer..but that’s unrelated to looking at her tits.

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2022

24

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The On/Off movement is an important one, at least for all the guys out there who see clothed women everyday and get mad that they aren’t seeing them naked, but also for all the girls who think their hot bodies shouldn’t be OPPRESSED by the patriarchy in archaic, outdated, traditional things like clothing…..HOW DARE YOU tell a woman to wear clothing, when really she just wants to be naked….

I like the on/off because clothing is fucking misleading, like social media pictures, with all the FILTERS AND LIES…..tight pants, SPANX, padded bras, even girls wearing black can be slimming and thus a LIE….keep your witchcraft out of my FACE woman and On/OFF me….or us…it’s for the benefit of the future of humanity assuming we don’t all die off from our experimental COVID vaccines, which I am not assuming at all.

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2022

24

Jun

Leni Klum Thirst Trapping in a Bikini of the Day

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Freshly 18 for the perverts, Leni Klum is Heidi Klum illegitimate child with someone who wasn’t SEAL, the man who SEALED the DEAL by giving her a dozen kids..while UNSEALING her VAGINA or maybe when you’re Seal it’s called SEALING her vagina, either way, he is rumored to have a massive penis, and they have evidence of a lot of sex with all their kids, because she’s a big German broad who can take it, those Germans and their BDSM sex club weirdness do more than just get shit on people….

But yeah, apparently Heidi Klum was knocked up when she started fuckign Seal with Leni and Seal raised her as his own, because the Heidi pussy was that good, probably because it could take all of him, I mean she’s a notorious pervert that Heidi Klum, so of course her freshly 18 daughter is encouraged to show off her bod like every other basic bitch on INSTAGRAM….

SO Leni, like other rich kids of hot models is now 18 so ready for her ONLYFANS…to cash it, assuming she isn’t just thrown into following her mom’s lead like other rich kids like Kaia Gerber….gotta keep the elite families in conversation.

Luckily, she’s not like other rich kids who have no real problems besides having rich and famous parents, so that they can do shit like become trans as some kind of rebellion…there are so many celeb children now genderless, almost like it is a planned agenda…

So I’ll take whore thirst trapping in bikinis when she doesn’t need the money, pretty much any day….especially when she looks as good as this 18 year olds….big things will be coming for this one…..like they did for her mom….while splitting her in half….yet she survived.

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2022

24

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties are the bastard stepchild of panties, but as it turns out, if you have a hot ass, you can wear any panty and survive or thrive, maybe even wear them ironically, like a silly T-Shirt for shits and giggles…

I am of the school of thought that panties are all created equally and if I am seeing them, we’re heading in the right direction, like being lost in the woods and finding your footprints back home, the underwear, so long as it is underwear, is always worth looking at, even when not.

You may not feel the same, but you can go start your own site, I bet it will be far more successful than this cesspool of literal trash…

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2022

24

Jun

Charli XCX Gets her Fuck On with a Balding Pervert of the Day

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Chubby and demonic Charli XCX who you may know as the low level popstar with the tits who wore a leotard and did her best LADY GAGA impression while pretending to be a higher level popstar…..but she did tour, have a record deal and connect with the powerful people who could make all her dreams come true, so long as she signed the contract in blood….re-launching her as a legit popstar after years of insgnificance.

Well, she’s on vacation, in her bikini, with her big tits, that she had pulled out the other day, and she is getting her fuck on on a zodiac with some balding handler who is in some weird ready for pegging pose, or ready to shit on her pose, because these rich people are weird and do wierd things to get their rocks off…

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2022

24

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Today is a day that feminists, self proclaimed feminists, fighting for the rights of women because they don’t realize that women have all the rights they need, you know there are women CEOs, and women who have been let out of the kitchen to do big things, some women even invented shit, or flew around the world, or work as pilots, or work as fucking dentists and doctors..get the fuck out of here with this feminism bullshit..didn’t Marie Curie discover RADIUM in the 1800s and die from it…because that’s what happens when women leave the kitchen….or that’s what happens when this whole women empowerment shit is a bunch of spoiled whining and delusional brats who don’t know history.

Anyway, today is a big day for annoying fake feminists who think posting pussy pics o the internet is female empowerment, like the bra burners before them, who may not even be a real story, since everything is a lie….

But even in Canada, where you can get abortions all day everyday if you want and they are free, people are mad over Roe V.Wade, in CANADA, where they can rip their baby out for SATAN himself at 9 months, they are OUTRAGED and protesting because social media fucks with the minds of everyone….manipulates them….confuses them…..

So here are some braless girls that aren’t necessarily feminists, but because they have no bra, I’ll mis-feminist them, who cares.

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2022

24

Jun

January Jones in her Panties of the Day

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I am a pervert, dudes, I’ll sexualize a fucking picture of a woman from the 1800s, I’ll sexualize a woman who looks like she was born in the 1800s, I’ll sexualize a pile of dog shit if it looks a little like a vagina, I’ll sexualize a mound of snow if it looks like a tit….I will stick my dick in a sand castle, I’ll stick my dick in old spaghetti and close my eyes and visualize something with tits….

So with that in mind, January Jones has got to give it a rest….

This bitch is so insecure, despite having made money, despite having worked in the industry at a level most never will but many want, she has fucked important people, she has been jerked off to by fans….

So when she puts up her panties to show off her knee injury from being old as shit and her knees giving out before the hip replacement….

It’s a level of desperate, lame, trying too hard, that totally takes away from an old actress bitch in her panties.

I don’t mind looking at the panties, but I am annoyed by them, I guess things aren’t black and white, but her vagina could be from all the use….like an old tire just trying not to explode…..

Then there’s the face filter to make her look like an anime or a 10 year old, both fucking weird, disgusting and representative of how weird our society is…

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2022

24

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Some people say that only whores wear FISHNETS, because they were created in the 90s by a lonely fisherman lost at sea to sex up the experience, giving him a great business idea to sell to the brothels the other sailors would frequent, to make the whole experience a little more visually stimulating, fancy, and exciting with lingerie…

I am not sure if he ever expected it to reach the critical mass mainstream, sold in every gas station, to women who are outside of the sex trade, but it happened and it doesn’t mean that they are any less whore than the whores it was meant for…

There will be a time in our life where women get offended when you don’t call them whores since they are all whores and proud of that very easy to execute and earn title.

That’s not to say all these girls are whores, it’s at the point where fishnets are so mainstream they don’t know they are whores when wearing them….but I guess a whore is what you decide is a whore and not what the girl being a whore decides, that’s the beauty of being judgemental cunts.

Either way, I like fishnets and you should too.

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