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2022

10

Jun

Hilary Duff Brushing Teeth Erotica of the Day

How about some Hilary Duff and here mom tit in her white girl pyjama set brushing her dirty little mom mouth from all the cum that has been in there when she’s not too busy using it to knock herself up…

It’s ok to perv on old lady, cross fit body, Hilary Duff because she’s the biggest pervert around, arguably, only famous because of her willingness to let Nickelodeon execs she met at a pool party do things that could have got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant.

Here she is in the bath:

Here she is busting out of her slutty mom shirt…

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2022

10

Jun

Dua Lipa’s Slutty Outfits of the Day

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Dua Lipa was pullled out of a refugee camp during the Kosovo 1990s Yugoslavia Chechnia war….which I like to call the same breeding camp as Bebe Rexha and Rita Ora and all the other Albanian popstars that are top of the chart, not that Rita Ora is top of the charts, but she tries really hard and this isn’t about Rita Ora, it’s about Dua Lipa in her consistently slutty outfits because she’s the now, she’s the culture, she’s the leader of the TikTok songs that idiots of the world dance stupid to, and as long as the outfits are slutty, inspiring other slutty outfits to be worn by her minions and groupies who need to have popstars to look up to because they fucking hate thmselves, which helps me jerk off in public to girls dressed like this in public, so a moment of appreciation for the human traffickers who brought her here! SHOUT OUT!

I mean if you gotta be famous, at last be a bad influence on girls by making them sexualize themselves by posting pics in outfits that look like underwear, otherwise what’s the point, to produce meaningless music that is just catchy noise that doesn’t come from the soul like music is supposed to….TITS man

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2022

10

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Mandate the On/Off….or Fuck Off.

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2022

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa’s Pug Erotica of the Day

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I have not done a post on Joanna Krupa in what must be a decade or more. Yes, I’ve been doing this site since Joana Krupa was a well known “Lad Mag” covergirl…..the Polish pussy that came to America as a child, but that is still a big deal in Poland, because I guess they were excited that she was able to transition her hot tits from outdated magazine photoshoots where she was pretty fucking hot, on some mail order bride despite being American and not keen for a passport, the mail order fantasy of being able to scoop up a KRUPA of your own was real….to reality TV, being a Housewife with a rich husband, the basic goal of any and all models…..which for the record is far better than modern transitioning….that involves cutting the tits off…

Anyway, I don’t know what the fuck Krupa has been up to, but she’s still looking pretty good despite being old as shit by now, I guess there are ways to prevent the rot when you’re rich….

I could also be overhyping this since I am a pug owner, pug lover, devoted pug fan, committed to the pug species and anyone who pugs is my kind of motherfucker, made better when they have tits busting out of their age appropriate swimsuit.

Here she is doing farm shit, maybe Simple Life Warsaw or something….who knows…

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2022

10

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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These aren’t necessarily empowered feminists not wearing bras for the patriarchy they want to overthrow….but with the internet, political affiliations are about as flimsy and thoughtless as their tiktok dances….you know just stick to what you think you’re supposed to think so you’re not cancelled….so they probably all identify as feminists, since feminism is basically “give girls the same chances as men, the sam pay as men”…but it’s all just manipulative shit to kill the family structure, to make women slave away for a boss that doesn’t give a fuck about them, to keep moms busy and career oriented so they aren’t around to raise their kids, destructive shit like that…

So Feminism is the funniest lie every penetrated into the minds of women….to get their TAX dollars…..

And we’ve got woman crying about things like mansplaining, which could just be a dude chatting ideas, and the weak woman and her insecurity an inferiority complex misreads it because she forgets she’s the foundation of the species, her uterus makes BABIES and that’s fucking wild an something men worship…Maybe it is possible to lose sight of that when the system tells you to lose sight of that….but being slutty on the internet for the men you hate is pretty confusing…dumbo..and I LIKE it….

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2022

10

Jun

Lili Reinhart Nip Slip of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is the pretty unimpressive cast Betty from the Riverdale series who is pretty fucking big and not anything like the Betty you jerked off to when reading your double digests as a tween pervert.

She consistently looks dumpy, depressing, angry and I don’t get any star power out of her, but I’m not a casting couch industry specialist, just a concerned citizen when it comes to where content is headed.

She was on a hit show, so like Kristen Stewart, she may be able to game that fame to gt more and more jobs, and the SILVER lining in all this is that she’s got some fat titties….like some big girls, the lucky big girls, and I guess in this weird bouncing out fo the pool like the girls of the internet do in their weird selfie smut….. because she’s got nothing else going on and doesn’t need anything going on, she’s rich an has a fully stocked fridge by now…and hr nipple made an appearance and some of us, at least me, appreciate a classic bikini nip slip….it is as authentic as you can get in this fake timeline we’re in, where truth is now a personal experience, YOUR TRUTH….but it is nipple, and that’s enough reason to stare…..

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2022

10

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Gone Fishin’

Yes, the fishnet as a name is pretty dehumanizing for all the women who wear them, but luckily they don’t seem to care because the internet hasn’t told them to fight for the renaming of the pantyhose like it was Aunt Jamima or some other bullshit they’ve cancelled..

You’d think a bunch of fat fuck ladies with blue hair would be fighting this war hard, but I guess they have better things to cry about like Ukraine, Abortions, Vaccines, Transgenders, LGBTQ, January 6, GUNS….who the fuck cares.

However, I’ve accidentally been to a Comicon, and these fat blue haired girls wear Fishnets, usually colorful ones under their XXL sized shorts or dresses..so I guess they make them feel sexyy and it’s not some down with the patriarchy…..

They can be so forgiving when it applies to things they like, “fishnets are called fishnets because they look like netting”…..rationalizing it….rather than saying “Fishnets are fishnets because pussy smells like red tide and fish rotting”….not that I’ve ever minded.

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2022

10

Jun

Heidi Klum Spread of the Day

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Here’s some Heidi Klum not really looking like Heidi Klum from this angle, but she’s clearly still a product of eugenics, some good old fashioned 1940s Aryan breeding in her mother country, because why let people breed ugly troll children, when you can alter that like a horse breeder, dog breeder, or psychopathic scientist…

I did see pics of her daughter recently, but not sure if she’s even 18 yet, but based on the pics I saw, she’s got some big titties, and we’re soon ready to transition from this old broad to focus on the next generation, and really Klum, who isn’t giving up too quickly, who posts thirst traps on the regular, who still thinks she’s a 19 year old lingerie model in lingerie….because she looks better than girls her age, but is still her age.

I will say that from this angle, fromt he tits down, her midsection looks wierd and sloppy, so the ROT is happening, sh’s just trying to troll us.

Still Heidi Klum, the model who is still everywhere…and part of the mainstream American culture despite being from a family that statistically most likely nazi, but we don’t need to go into all that, we can just appreciate her pulling off the BLANCHE…

In the event you don’t know the reference, there’s an episode of Golden Girls where Blanche Realizes when she’s on top, she looks like an old bitch with her skin hanging off her face, but laying on her back, the bedroom face lift….an when you’re old as shit…but still a trained model who like being half naked in photos, your job is to know your angles.

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2022

10

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As it turns out, it’s not the panty, it’s the ass….because I was chatting with my friend Stefan the other day about big, high waisted, full back panties looking terrible and terrifying on most women, in a what the fuck are you wearing those for, are you expecting.a plane crash over a deserted island, where you’ll need to use those fucking Hanes her Way as shelter, a blanket, or a sale for the raft you craft out of sticks……but he said “you’re the one who does a full back panties post every week and some of those asses are amazing….

Yeah, I am not discriminating against panties, I am just happy to see panties, I’m that simple….but I do discriminate against gross asses in panties….

So on a hot enough ass, even if the panties look silly, or huge, or like they are ready to absorb a mass shooting level of blood period, a little too much of a girlfriend, I’m into it.

When on a hot ass, like in any other panty they look good enough to look at…..so that’s the basis of my support for any panty even one as alienated and hated as the full back panty….

I don’t want to see any panty on a garbage ass, at least not on the internet, where we have options….

It’s not tuesday night at the bowling alley…..which is basically where all logic gets thrown out the window….and nasty ass in nasty panties gross me out, just not enough to not cum on them.

You get what I’m saying here….it all comes down to thee chick being hot, so if you’re a chick, be hot…..not that being ugly or fat will stop us, we’ll just hate you more because of our lack in standards and discretion when we agree to rail your crusty ass with those crusty ass panties pulled to the side…..STRIKE!