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2022

16

May

Sabrina Carpenter Upskirt of the Day

I don’t know why they are touring Sabrina Carpenter around as hard as they are, because I’ve seen her name pop up about a dozen times in the last 2 weeks, and prior to that, she was just some Disney Kid that perverts were into, so you’d see her content being pushed as smut, but you knew it was grown men who live alone but for whatever reason have a subscription to the Disney Channel, or did before they had the Disney App, which has movies with full male frontal….at least in Canada…..

Disney Gone Rogue with the times, because of course they did…this is the culture they helped cultivate over the last 50 years…

MEDIA IS INFLUENTIAL….

Anyway, the big head, big hair, small body, in a tight dress showing her Disney Casting couch training with what could be an upskirt, is no longer creepy to jerk off to, at least not in age, but probably in having her soul sold at a young age, which is a whole other kind of creepy, one that often comes with great crazy girl sex, so so get to it.

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2022

16

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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With all these baby haters who are projecting their own miserable existences on the lives of other women, or men who have uteri, because that’s how we’ve evolved as a species….focus on the glitches and make them out to b the norm…

So a group of people, totally conditioned to go out and protest for the right to abort babies inside them, when they still have the right to abort babies inside them, but that I guess they fear will be taken away from them, which they have decided is wrong….but killing babies inside them is not seen as wrong, or as a last ditch effort, but rather a casual thing to do on a tuesday…is just fucking weird.

What do they have against motherhood, why do they hate it so much, what’s the fucking problem with having milk filled tits, maximizing the titty capacity, while being a nutritious and delicious snack, some engorged good times..all in the name of keeping the species alive….

It’s pretty dark, but the natural function of tit, one that the made in the lab version that your Boy Microsoft Penis has invested in, for his vision of a dystopian future, where he’s fine at the top of the food chain he’s positioned himself, thanks to being raised by the head of planned parenthood….a family of pregancy haters, or fetus lovers, you decide, both are pretty demonic…and I don’t even like kids, or hate abortion as much as I probably should…but these peoeple are fucking creepy about it…the activists and the leaders….together fucking monsters….

So for that reason alone, I’m here looking at milky tits being used as smut, the way tits, even in their natural state should be used.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

16

May

Possessed Freaks Celebrating Baby Killing of the Day

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Dude, when I see the people who take the time to leave their houses to protest the right to kill a baby, I am reminded of how fucking twisted and weird a certain percentage of the population are. They seem like they are dialled into some mind control machine that makes them look and act this way, maybe it’s the anti-depressants, maybe its’ the chemicals in the food, but whatever they are, they are people I would never want to be around…..

Abortion or not, these people are fucking weird…which is probably their strategy, to remind you that maybe abortion isn’t a bad thing, because if done right, you’d hope to not end up with people like this, killed off before they end up like this….but maybe that’s more a case for legalizing murder….which I am sure is in the plan….first you start with fetus, then baby, then build from there…

To make this shit weirder…..the bloody pant girl is actually a trans….

This one is also a trans….screaming to keep the law out of their pussy….

Could you imagine spending your weekend going out and doing this kind of thing, instead of going to brunch, laying in the park reading a book and staring at slutty outfits, getting drunk at a BBQ, you know maybe going out into nature to fish, or to fucking stare at the lunar eclipse but instead you bring your body to scream about your man pussy….or baby killing…. and all the people doing it are the most disgusting people..

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2022

16

May

Beach Masturbating of the Day

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I typically save the masturation or “Porno” content for the NEVER visited STEPSMUT site. I don’t blame you for not visiting it, there’s porn everywhere and the name really isn’t that solid, I could have called it AMATEUR PORN DOT COM or something more clever like “Everyone is a Whore dot Com”…..but this isn’t about me..

This is about a horny society, of people who are either exhibitionists or voyeurs, coming together in a society that wasn’t necessarily designed for all the SEX, but that we as a people are adapting to, since we can basically jerk off anywhere.

Now, I’ve never had the opportunity to be on a beach where a woman either doesn’t care that people are watching, wants people watching, or is half asleep and medicated and can’t contain her pussy, knowing she needs to scratch that itch to stop it from poking and proding at her as it demands a release…like a retard in a swim class….since we’re all basically becoming more and more retarded….

But I do wish I had the opportunity to be anywhere that a lady I don’t know is masturabating regardless of me watching her, because it’s part of the orgasm.

This keeps me wishful thinking that we’re entering a summer of champions…I will be scouring local parks night and day until seeing one of these ladies in action in real life….because internet isn’t real life…but this video seems to be captured from someone’s real life…unless it is CGI or the masturbating bitch on the beach AUGMENTED REALITY filter….POKEMON GO, I can actually appreciate.

Posted in:Videos

2022

16

May

Granny Tries on her Trickiest Bra Yet and Other Videos of the Day

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Gym Flex

Showing the Bod

We Got a Bikini Dancer

We’ve got Another Bikini Dancer

Squeezing her Ass Cheeks

Army Babes at the Nike Store

Diner Legs

The Kind of Nurse We Need

She’s Happy with her Big Ass

Double the Booty Jiggle

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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They finally dropped the mask mandates here, after 2 years of proving that masks don’t work, despite everyone knowing that masks don’t work, except for some reason the powers that make the rules don’t give a fuck about logic, but instead make people wear masks, like some kind of sick joke.

So I made a point of going into as many stores as possible to give dirty looks to the stragglers who can’t trust the science while thinking they are trusting the science, even though the science they use is selective and not actual science, but science enough to justify their power tripping dehumanizing ways…because they kept their damn masks on.

So despite the dropping of masks in stores, the fat, the unhealthy and the ugly kept their masks on, as expected….I still saw people walking alone with their n95’s and it’s a nice reminder that you can’t listen to the news or each other, because you may end up a confused simp fuck like them.

The good news is that mask or not, I can still stare at all the skimpy outfits of the girls who look like they don’t have dads because the outfits are so nuts…public masturbation not be mandated by the state, but at a certain point there may need to be masturbation stations set up in public places, because as the outfits get skimpier and skimpier, the strain on the heterosexual male who still has testosterone becomes challenging.

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Dove Cameron’s Titty Dress at the Billboard Awards
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TikTok Star Yodeling Haley Says She Might Need a Nose Job After Losing Boxing Match
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Pretty Girl Gets Hypnotized on the Streets
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Bus Full of School Students Get Hit
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A-Rod and His Girlfriend Kathryne Padgett Went Viral During Game 7 of the Mavericks-Suns Series
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Dirty Make-up and Ice Cream Prank
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Duck Joins Marathon and Wins
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They are already manipulating the public to beg from Johnny to be back as Jack Sparrow – this is all a Show…
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Idiot Dives into 1000 Mousetraps
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Former NFL RB Frank Gore Wins His Pro Boxing Debut With a Faceplant KO
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2022

16

May

Skinny Girl Saturday on a Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if any of these SKINNY girls, that I am supposed to post on Saturday in an attempt to get people to visit the site on the weekend while bored, despite feeling deep in thee depths of my loins that no one should be on the internet on the weekend, unless they have to for work, since that shit is fucking poison, anti-human, demoralizing and disgusting….

Maybe I’m just an old man about it, but bringing a tool you use for work to your weekend seems counter-intuitive to weekends…so yeah, fuck posting it on Saturday, when I can do it on Monday.

This is a post of skinny girls, to remind you that fat is disgusting, even if some fat girls own their fatness and monetizee it as some plus sized heroes, that I think do more for the fitness movement than anything, since most fat people hate themselves and their bodies and would rather be fit. Seeing a fatty model, when they have no intention of being a model may be like “ok, well, I’m not that fat’….or “oh, well at least I can wear slutty outfits while fat, despite wanting to not be fat, since all these brands make it”….but the ultimate goal isn’t to be a plus sizd model, it’s to fix their relationship with food, stop overeating, get their body in fucking check and work out for a better life.

The only issue I have with this SKINNY GIRL post, is that the SKINNY girls aren’t anorexic enough, I figure you gotta go big or go home when it comes to skinny, but at last they aren’t fat.

No Fat Chicks Allowed.

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Posted in:Skinny

2022

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some VOGUE article titled something woke and click baity like “how female war correspondents are dealing” – that’s sexist bro.

I’m sure real women, who do shit like war correspondents are dealing with it like male counterparts are.

It’s funny that I’m called the misogynist, when really, they are the one differentiating and exploiting, dividing people up by race, sex, gender, pronoun….

Who gives a shit, the real question should be “hey female war correspondents, did you suck dick for that job”….or “hey female war correspondents, what’s your onlyfans, I want to pay to sext you, more per word than you’re getting paid being in the line of fire….let’s go”….or “hey female war correspondents, show us your tits”….

That’s probably why they call me a misogynist, when really I’m a fucking pervert….you see, I don’t think women can’t handle important jobs, or can’t do hard or challenging things…..I just want to see their tits, sext them, or assumee they sucked dick for the job because everyone else thinks like VOGUE….those misogynists fucks…

Astronauts need to pretend that space is real, otherwise they’d be out of work.

We never landed on the moon….

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Pro Wrestling’s Smokeshow Scarlett Bordeaux Puts Some Lingerie On to Celebrate Her Birthday
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Vanessa Hudgens Outfit Check
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Ashley Graham in Lingerie
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Summer Guide!
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Sports Hottie of the Day
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Rainey Qualley in Lingerie
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West World Season 4 Trailer
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Michael B Jordan’s Cool House for Sale
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Broncos release hilarious video of Russell Wilson featuring Peyton Manning
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Camila Cabello’s New Video
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Camille Kostek Back for Year 5 With Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
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Malu Trevejo in See Through Pants
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Man Asks for Gas Money, Repays 100X
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Fake Drake Prank
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Dangers of the Motorbike
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Fred Savage Knows He’s an Asshole
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Liz Olsen Takes a Lie Detector Test
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Simina Maria Pumping Out Volleyball Content
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Model Cindy Mello in Lingerie
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Ants Eat a Slug Alive – Bad
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Hard Drive in Slow Motion
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Addison Rae at the Gala
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Dumb Coworker
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Kelly Osbourne Pregnant at 37
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There Appears to Be Some Bad Blood Between Ben Roethlisberger and the Steelers
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Iskra Lawrence Big Boobs
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The Smallest House in London
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Tesla Crash
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Starfish Walk
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Sex Worker’s NFTs
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Bad Grahses
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Colorful Coral
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Cool Steel Guitar
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Add Selena Gomez to Your Kitchen
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The Chargers Poked Fun at Urban Meyer’s Lap Dance Scandal During an Amazing Schedule Release Video
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NFL MEMES TO WEAR
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Megan Fox Big Cleavage at an Event
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Kendall Jenner in Fitness Outfit
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Angourie Rice at a Premiere
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Olivia Holt Bikini Top for a Brand
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Samara Weaving Slutty Boots
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Rowan Blanchard at an Event
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Vanessa Hudgens at an Event
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Sabrina Carpenter Slutty Dress
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Menounos in Ripped Jeans
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Nina Agdal’s Hot Body
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Katie Homles at a Bar like a Hooker
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Jen Garner in Overalls
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January Jones at an Event
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Chantal Jeffries – Miami Hooker
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Chloe Grace Moretz High Pants
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Ana De Armas at an Event
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Emma Roberts at an Event
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Emrata Slutty Dress for Michael Kors
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Satanic Dove Cameron Hanging With Handlers
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Blackpink for Calvin Klien
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Maude Apatow Fuck Me Boots
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Hot Titty Party Time
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Shy Girls
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Amazing Dildo Tricks
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Balcony Exhibitionists
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21 People – Shitty Days
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Barbara Palvin Nude Gallery
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Impressive Toy
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Tail Butt Plug
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Hot Dog Summer
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Crackhead Shit
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Slutty Secretaries
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Big Titty Tat Milf
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Big Toys…
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Outdoor Fuck
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Dildo Plate Riding Snack
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Fighting Friday
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Oiled Up and Wet
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Last Time Anal
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Fuck for the Titty Bounce
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The Biggest Simp
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First Time Anal
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Squirts Don’t Work Like This
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Slutty Babysitter
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Washing Mirror
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Mia Nix on the Stairs Nude
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Wonder Woman Boob Flash
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She Took it to the Club
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Throwback Brande Roderick
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Scary Pussy
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Mirror Sex
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Making Messes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

13

May

They Say This is Kelly Brook Playing with her Boob of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking….who is Kelly Brook and why is her boob so big….

Well, like Winona in Edward Scissor Hands reading a story to her grandchild, I’ll explain…..

There was once a time when magazines ran rampant..and those magazines were printed, so they required a lot of money to make, unlike this website I ejaculate on daily….so they needed to sell magazines to the people and did it by producing photoshoots that you could only see in those magazines…so people would buy the magazines. Like any photoshoot, or marketing campaign trying to sell product or magazines knows…..you can make those phootshoots of big titty girls who we’ll call Glamour models…to make it less trashy, shameless, because we liked jerking off to class back then, not throatfuking.

So Kelly Brook was one of those….and this could be her tit from then, or more recently, who knows or cares….she’s basically already dead….or at least old enough to be….probably celebrating her 60th birthday this year.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2022

13

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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MANDATE THE On/Off..

This is only thing that ELONGATED CLIT’s transhumanist neurolink will be good for..

Real Time On/Offs in your mind, without even needing any hardware like a phone, because your BRAIN in the 7G antennae….and all you’d have to do is look and think “show me on/off siri in my head, that I know will end up making me lose my fucking mind, because you can’t throw your BRAIN in the river like you can with your phone when you’ve had enough of it, you’d just have to throw your whole body in the river making that whole On/Off feature totally obsolete because you’ll be dead.

But that feature is almost enough reason to throw in your humanity for….but not really…since girls make on/offs the old fashioned way…..FUCK technology….while using it to fuck yourself to some on/offs….you sick fucks.

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Posted in:OnOff