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2024

14

Jun

Alexis Fleming is the Instagram Of The Day

I bet you wish Alexis was Fleming in your mouth….because you’re one of those weird nose pickers with a mucus fetish…

For the rest of us, we’d probably prefer her Fleming on our dicks, not necessarily in a throat fucking way that our penises are too small to actually achieve, because that thick throat fucked saliva being spat on a cock is kina repulsive, but since she looks like this, we’ll take any and all mucus she phlegms at us….just preferably her vaginal fleming….Alexis Fleming’s Vagina Fleming.

Here are her pics.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel like a gynecologist everytime I leave the house….today more than yesterday…

I saw at least a dozen girls in black leggings thanks to the hive mind….all a variation of skinny enough to have a thigh gap and ass worth looking at….all skinny enough to have full on vagina exposed through those leggings…like walking through life vagina first for old perverts like me to feel alive….

May your day be filled with black leggings on skinny girls with thigh gaps so that you can see their full vagina dangle between their legs when they walk, like a transgender with big balls, only the vagina meat version of balls…

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2024

13

Jun

Brie Larson Lacks Sex Appeal of the Day

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They keep trying to tell me that Brie Larson is hot…

They keep pushing her on me like she’s some kind of a-list actress.

They give her the work, they pay her the money, she’s in the scene….but I just can’t see past the simple fact that she’s not hot at all.

Sure she works out, but that may even make her worse…all skeletal and muscular in the wrong way….

I get that actors can’t be that hot, they are rarely that hot, they want us to connect with them and we can’t actually connect with beautiful people in the way we connect with average looking chicks pretending to be beautiful….

But they don’t even position this as inclusivity or diversity, let the girl next door you’d never notice unless you were drunk and with erection have a shot at this fame thing…..they instead sneak her in and expect us to not notice.

WE ARE ONTO YOU HOLLYWOOD….you and YOUR LIES!

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2024

13

Jun

Leni Klum’s Fetish Content of the Day

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Heidi has trained this girl right…

From my low level stalking, it seems like big tits on a small frame, midget you can easily use as a fleshlight if your penis works, one of those pocket pussy with weird silcone tits attached to them, only a real live girl who probably has real tits, but you know know since Heidi’s her coach….is headed to Germany Top Model, a show her mom probably produces and pulled some strings to get Leni on.

Heidi knows what’s up, she’s a hot lady who has used her sex appeal to win and while having fun has been run through over the years, just from a high profile, luxury perspective..

It’s not seen quite the same light as traditional whoring….even though the daughter, Leni the tits was born out of wedlock and that’s a telltale sign of her mom’s a whore, even when you don’t factor in her career as a lingerie model for the human trafficking VS.

I’m into Leni or at least her tits, that she barely posts enough, considering she’s got them but I assume it’s because she’s rich and lazy, spoiled and entitled and only brings out the tits when she’s forced to by her handler / mom / madam…

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2024

13

Jun

Jordyn Jones Comeback Tour of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some white trash dance kid from TV who was sold to the industry.

She turned 18 and had millions of followers and decided that it was more fun to play the whore on the internet than to actually focus on doing something valuable with her fanbase…

She cashed the fuck in, was buying luxury cars, was obviously making a lot of OF money and “FRIENDS ON IG” money, because she actually ran her own exclusive content racket using Instagram’s platform where she’d let the perverts see her close friends feed for pay.

It was a crazy time, then she went silent and is currently on the rebrand, still hot, less inbred looking, doing fitness and dressing less provocatively…almost like the slutty era didn’t happen, the only reminder after cleaning up her name on the internet is all that cash in her bank.

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2024

13

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are hot and all…

They highlight the sacred parts we’re not supposed to be seeing, so our retard brains get driggered in a “we’re not supposed to see where those tanlines are, that’s where the bikini was”….

Even in this stripper spray tan on the normies who fear the sun, but want some color for their ZOOM meetings our fitness classes, or tinder fucks….because using chemicals makes more sense to them than nature, where TANLINES are fake and abundant…I still like the tanlines…

But they sure aren’t no titty drops, be we gotta switch things up with our galleries around here, so Tanlines worth celebrating even when they are a reminder that Thrusday is for Titty DROPS…

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2024

13

Jun

Bebe Rexha in some Weird Fetish Vagina Harness of the Day

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I am not well versed in bondage gear, I figure that’s something for the leather daddies at the gay bar to deal in, but I do see what looks like a weird sex harness cupping Bebe Rexha’s big pussy, which I can assume is a belt inspired by bondage gear, since everyone’s a fucking pervert.

It is possible that this is a medical device to offer her back support to hold up that giant ass, or maybe it’s a modern day girdle to suck in the pussy fat, or maybe it’s her pussy that’s the heavy thing that needs that safety harness.

I don’t have the answers, but BEBE REXHA has a fat ass in a sexual, medical or safety harness and that MEANS something.

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2024

13

Jun

Britney Spears in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

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I would assume that the only thing interesting in celebrity gossip, since this is basically a celebrity gossip site, even thought I know nothing about celebrities, and it’s really more a celebrity titty site because celebrities happened to post their tits consistently when I was starting the site and getting the normies I was more interested in to allow me to post their tits was a huge fucking headache…so thanks to laziness we are here…

Celebrity is pretty non existent now that everyone thinks they are a celebrity, or have the ability to be a celebrity, and that level of narcissism or learned narcissism makes them not care about celebs unless they can use it as a content piece in their own celeb, like going to a Taylor Swift contest.

So the old timer celebs like Britney Spears are really the last generation of organic celebrity, natural celebrity, celebrity bred in their own cloning labs that forced the normies out, or that rarely allowed a normie in, unless the normie sacrificed a goat or worse….

Britney Spears is a classic, we’ve all seen her or the replacement models and AI rendering of her grow into this free and nutty person…

I am convinced she’s dead or they’ve swapped her own with new clones, which would explain why she posted a tribute to her middle earth technician saying “HI”.

She is apparently in Mexico, where she got lost for an hour, and decided to post yellow bikini and birkenstock lesbian footwear, tits out and bottoms pulled down, because that’s what a FREE celebrity does….when they are free….they make videos that feel like hostage beheading videos of Liveleak past…

Fun to try to jerk off to though.

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2024

13

Jun

Andrea is the OnlyFans Model of the Day

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Andrea is the ONLYFANS model of the day, because ONLYFANS models matter in this era and I’m into it.

Sure, I don’t have the budget to pay for nudes, but I am glad the option is there if I was in the mood or financially stable enough to pay for the nudes. What I once thought was desperado from the dudes, turns out to actually make sense…

I was reading some whining girl complain about a dude who was recruiting girls to do porn with on TINDER, which you’d think was a great place to recruit girls to do porn in this era of everyone wanting to do porn, since TINDER is a fuck app.

The dude was seducing them into his world of ONLYFANS in exchange for 20% of their earnings and through his network of TINDER girls hot enough to lure other dudes into singing up to their ONLYFANS, ended up making millions.

He used TINDER as the platform to recruit talent, to promote the talent directly to other dudes by the talent through their TINDERs, and made millions from it because people like sex, they like to fuck, they like seduction, they like being jerked off to, or they like jerking off and ultimately….it gets people rich, so they can do all that in fancy cars, houses and locations no matter how trash they were when they started.

The point of the story is that lots of girls produce nudes, not enough of them are enterprising enough, because sometimes you just want more of them and those who are enterprising enough offer us the option to see more of them, which is pretty convenient when we are willing to pay more for them.

You can’t hate the OF model, you can just not subscribe.

You should appreciate the OF model, because she gives you the options to subscribe.

You should appreciate this OF MODEL named ANDREA because she’s DOING it.

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2024

13

Jun

Verity Miller is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know who Verity or what kind of name Verity is but she’s apparently the kind of girl that posts consistent bikini pics, so she’s important.

She’s got 100k followers, she’s based in Miami but from West Virginia and you have to wonder what came first, the bikini pics from West Virgina or the move to Miami where she decided to do bikini pics. It’s a complex story I am sure, filled with many many layers, just not of clothing because we’ll assume the whole move was about never having to wear layers of clothing again….more layers of her brother breaking up with her because West Virginia is rumored to be one of those incest states and if you had a sister like Verity, you’ve definitely be VERITY into sticking it in her regardless of the retard babies you’d make together.