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2022

01

Jun

Britney Spears Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know when this Britney Spears fucking the sandy beach pics dropped on her social media, but I feel like I already posted it. I’m lazier than you are, so I’m not going to bother looking to see if I posted it, but rather pretend that this is actually Britney Spears, that she’s actually shot this on her modern day phone, that she’s actually uploaded it to the internet with what I assume is a insane caption….even though my gut tells me that it’s all a fucking scam, all a fucking lie, like her miscarriage / pregnancy, they’ll do all they can to rook you in….

They don’t like that people have lost interest in celebs now that everyone is a micro celeb and can’t be bothered with actual celebs, so they are doing anything they can to get people to buy into their distraction, whether it is turning celebs into lame ass influencers and youtubers, super fucking desperate, or it’s bringing back nostalgia like Britney, Ben and Jen or Johnny Depp and Kate.

Maybe it’s because more people are into politics, now that they’ve personally been fucked over by the system, and they don’t like all eyes on them….so they ar going to their old tricks, who fucking knows but Britney’s definitely mental.

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2022

01

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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It’s a known fact that fitness makes you healthier, happier, hotter, better in bed, better in life, disciplined, energized….less prone to being a loser on anti-depressants who sit on their fat asses eating chips and cake as they mindlessly watch the TV tell them things through shitty fucking programming….

Then there’s the whole COVID thing that most people are probably over, because they haven’t unleashed the heavy duty version to kill everyone off, it’s been COVID lite to date, but we can all eagerly await what the future brings…

But yeah, in the whole COVID thing, we’ve seen a bunch of unhealthy people deny healthy things like fitness…..even though all studies said fitness will save you….not good enough for the lazy….thy prefer simpler solutions like triple masks and vaccines that don’t work.

There was also a whole propaganda campaign against fitness at the time of COVID, probably calling fitness extremist or racist, BIGOTS…..

While really, fitness should be the only thing that matters, but they don’t want any of that…..

Luckily, thse girls are doing fitness shit, being fit, for a better tomorrow and it looks a lot better than sloppy fucking sick people waiting for their premature death while being scared of death….nothing some anti depressants and sugar won’t fix….

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2022

01

Jun

Victoria Justice and Sister on a Boat of the Day

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Victoria Justice is the Nickelodeon kid you know was surrounded by weird fucking perverts on her rise to the top, probably part of the reason she’s barely worked since having a show named after her, a show that made Arianna Grande famous…..which is shocking, only because I know that tidbit of information, without having ever seen the show, I’m not one of them teen show watching perverts, but the internet has rotted my fucking mind and integrated itself into it…

Anyway, Victoria Justice is on a boat, in a bikini, as you’d do if you were a bitch on a boat, which is a thing….as anyone dude with a boat if he gets bitches on the boat in bikini, thy will all say yes.

She’s with her sister, who had some leaked nudes a while ago, one a medical looking pussy picture that she probably sent her doctor featuring open sores…but it could have just been some other herpes pussy….even though all pussy in LA has herpes as a prerequisite to make th casting couch less awkward.

Either way, they have some legacy fans, and bikinis are always a good time, even when they aren’t….because in any terrible scenario, you can say “at least she was in a bikini”…..

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2022

01

Jun

Iggy Azalea Brings the Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a fake rapper who pretends she’s from Australia, or a teen runaway from Australia who flew to America at 16, like an Unaccompanied Minor, that they didn’t even try to look out over, because her story is a lie…but that instead had her stripping in Miami underage, where she learned the plight of the American rapper, like she’s not a fucking poser loser try hard from Australia….

In today’s post, you can se her fake mom ass from the front, which is a thing, but I’ll also assume this is photoshopped to shit, just based on her blown out mom belly stretchmarks you can barely see….it’s the internet, everyone can fake their second life avatar as hard as they want and if you can jerk off to it..get to it….but I find it pretty fucking weak…..a fake ass cheek from the front’s got nothing on an asshole behind a thong…she should figure it out.

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2022

01

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I think one of life’s saddest things to date is that I haven’t seen a bush hanging out of a pair of short shorts in public yet…..

I did see a blue haired, skinny weirdo, gamer girl you’d expect to wear elf ears on the weekend walking around braless yesterday, and with no standards, my disgust for her was not greater than my love for braless tits…

But I think the majority of girls who are out in the skimpy bike shorts or booty shorts, that might as well be underwear, are still the kind of girl who spray tans and fucking waxes their cunt, if they haven’t already lasered it.

The bush is making a comeback, thank god, I’ve advocated for bush for fucking decades on here, and it is mainstream as shit, but I’m not getting any of it gifted to me while looking for places to hide to jerk off to all the sluts in public….luckily the internet changes that and hence the top pic of pussy definition, the cameltoe, with some pubic hair, the ultimate way to make cameltoe better.

The rest of the pussy definition, lacks bush, but we’re putting it out to the universe here, as it’s clearly an added bonus!

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2022

01

Jun

Bella Hadid is a Demon of the Day

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I have called Bella Hadid a hilarious viral troll, or viral scam, or viral gag, for as long as she’s existed…

It’s not to say I wouldn’t cum up inside her given the opportunity to, that is a given for basically every girl I post on here, I’m a simple man.

If anyone reads my distain for the celebrity, or the hate for their hype as me not being willing to fuck me, they haven’t seen the various piles of shit I’ve stuck my dick in over the decades.

I just hit it analytically, and in Bella Hadid’s case, even before the bulk of her injections, I thought “Gigi Hadid’s got an ugly sister who clings on, because what else is she to do, work at a Smoothie Bar in Malibu?”…..

I’ve never believed in the hype of an instagrammer being positioned as a top model because the instragrammer can push product, which brands like…allowing them to totally bastardize the concept of a model…taking it from a pure “she’s got the look we need because she’s stunning”…..to “bitch can sell product, even if she looks like a foot”..

THE POINT IS, IN THIS SHOOT, whatever Bella’s been doing, whether it’s hard drugs, starvation, or ending the fillers, her hallowed out cheeks and hard features look like the monster under the bed in a horror movie, which isn’t really the look you want from a top model or a girl they tell you is a top model cuz they are in on the lie.

I don’t know what this is for.

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2022

01

Jun

Madison Beer in Her Underwear in 2018 of the Day

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This is a Madison Beer photoshoot from 2018, which means she was 18 or 19 at the time, you jailbait loving sickos….

I figure I’ll post it on WAYBACK WEDNESDAY, which is like THROWBACK THURSDAYS, even though 2018 really wasn’t all that long ago.

I mean sure, it’s before the PTSD from our leaders totally violating us in the weirdest fucking ways, that we’ll assume won’t ever end because the majority of us just take it up the ass, but I’m one of those 2018 was like yesterday, the last 2 years a blurr types.

Anyway, the point of the story is that when you’re a youtube child singer for the perverts, your mom sexualizes you the day you turn 18, and I’ll assume this is that….it happens in porn, and it happens in Youtuber cover song singers going mainstream…..at least if they got tits to exploit, which Madison Beer does.

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2022

01

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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This should be FAT FUCK FRIDAY, for my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED post, but instead I do it on a Wednesday, with a more diplomatic name, since looking at these piggish bitches you’d probably take to the all you can eat buffet on your first Tinder Date, assuming you’re one of those shameless fucks not ashamed of being seen with some subpar woman, because if you just bring her over to order in, you may go broke. Clearly these girls eat.

You kinda have to appreciate how bold they are, how confident they are, how they can exhbitionismist like a non-fat girl….making me wonder if they are delusional, or is it too much positive reinforcement from perverts going “SHOW US YOUR TITS”….as targeeting the fit hot girls is more competitive…..or is this just the everyone gets a participation prize…

Because where I’m sitting, I remember all the fatties I ever knew, ashamed of being fat, not willing to bikini while fat, always making excuses to no go to the party or the waterpark, because they knew they were disgusting, but clearly that’s all thrown out the window…because everyone’s too self absorbed to care…allowing fatties to shine like non fatties…

Sure, it’s always been a fetish, my friend loves being smothered by fat ladies, it’s his thing, his very very weird thing, but for it to be so public, how strange.

It’s like a horror movie, Dystopial WALL-E….we’re here.

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2022

01

Jun

Personality Check and Other Videos of the Day

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Gym Star

Short Skirt

Gabby Brings the Fitness

Big Titty Dance

Banana Girls

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2022

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since it is June 1st and the dawn of Gay Pride month, you can all be happy knowing you’re a bunch of faggots….

Or if you’re clever, a bunch of bearded men in dresses who identify as women to get into the gym shower change room.

Ever since Debbie Does Dallas in the 70s have we had the locker room fetish that can NOW be ours.

Many a gym bathrooms I’ve been kicked out of after “accidentally” walking in, many a YMCA gym volunteering stopped in its tracks for the same reason….

They can’t call you a sexual predator if you tell them your pronouns and your non-binary status….that would make them bigots.

Make bigotry work for your boners…..and here are some morning links….

Boxing Reporter Michelle Joy Phelps Joins OnlyFans
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Sofia Vergara Rocks a Zebra Print One Piece!
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IG Golfer Karin Hart Welcomes Boating Season in a Bikini
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Nude Model Witchy Pixie
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Marines in an Underwater Challenge
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Tommy Pham Calls Mike Trout “the Worst Commissioner in Fantasy Sports”
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Boat Mail Man
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Man Flies Through Bus and Other Craziness
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How Redbull Makes Money
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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