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2022

28

Apr

Halle Berry Cleavage of the Day

Halle Berry’s old cleavage is worth looking, at least according to Halle Berry, because this is the shit she’s putting out there.

You know, why bother pretending that at 60 years old you are too old, rich and sophisticated to reduce yourself to the tits that got a bitch an Oscar…..because you can use those tits until you’re 100 fucking years old since people love tits enough to celebrate them even after they’ve been dead and burried, cuz you know there’s a motherfucking grave robber so mad at the CREMATION trend because it gets in the way of digging up and titty fucking random corpses how NATURE intended.

The point is, tits will always get hit and when you’re old, at least focus on the tits, because the face and the rest of the shit is rotted out….expired…sour fucking milk…but when they’re Halle Berry, we rebrand that rot as heathly, FERMENTED CABBAGE for gut health, rather than rotten cabbage but with a pussy.

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2022

28

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Surf’s Up bro…..

I can’t wait until Bill Gates dims out the sun so that we can eradicate those pesky sun tans, that vitamin D that you get from the sun, you know that is supposed to keep you healthy, but that they’ve decided KILLS you…because the giant radioactive ORB that all life relies on is BAD for you….which probably doesn’t make sense in the animal kingdom becasue we’re humans and above that shit….we get lost in our own bullshit.

Luckily, girls can later themselves with chemicals and STAIN their skin like whores who are willing to anything to produce hot fetish shit like tanlines.

SEXY.

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2022

28

Apr

Mirror Selfie and Other Videos of the Day

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Legs

Good Morning

Twerks….

Training

Bathroom Booty Dance

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2022

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw that Jim Carrey trending on twitter while researching the anti-christ ELON MUSK and his trending nonsense to manipulate the minds of the masses.

A video of a hick couple saying that Jim Carrey is one of the actors playing Biden is finally going viral on the internet because that’s just how slow the internet is.

In the event you weren’t aware, there has been a conspiracy since Biden and all the politicians are being played by actors in masks, silicon masks are good enough to trick people, along with face filters, I mean it’s pretty basic tech…

It is also an actor based reality, where the general population is caught under some spell, so I fucking believe that the Biden now is not the Biden of the past, but that’s because they all look fake….from their movie set.

So either they are hired actors in masks and AR filters or aliens in skin suits….but either way..when Biden went into office, Jim Carrey put up a picture her drew of the Truman show and disappeared off social for a long time.

To think he was the actor playing Joe Biden isn’t really that much of a stretch….but now that it’s a conspiracy, make it go viral so that everyone thinks it is just so absurd or a joke and so no one will notice that Jim Carrey is playing Biden….

Right.

Don’t trust trending hashtags on the propaganda machine….and I’m not saying Jim Carrey is playing Biden, but I am saying why would they want you to laugh or make a meme about Jim Carrey playing biden about 2 years since that storyline dropped..

MAKES YOU WONDER…..maybe we’ll save that question for the THOUGHT police manipulating our reality…..or ELON who is involved in the FAKE Depp trial for funding and possibly knocking up Amber Heard and the Twitter takeover story…all in the same week…he’s the master distractor…isn’t he.

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Ross is my Kind of Tits!
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Johnny Cash Musical Going to Broadway
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Youtuber Crashed Plane On Purpose for a Viral Video – Loses License
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s Viral Court Case Viral Stunt It’s All Bullshit
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2022

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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May your night bring you shame and self hatred when you finish self gratification looking at strangers on the internet, possibly paying strangers on the internet, for some sense of companionship in your sad and lonely world….with each only fans subscription or Amazon wishlist purchase part of your soul dies….

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Camila Cabello’s Pose for Victoria’s Secret
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Josh Allen’s Girlfriend
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What Human Body Does When You Hold the Pee!
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Kim K’s First TikTok
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Paige Spiranac Talked About the Time Her Ex-Boyfriend Leaked a Photo of Her
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Hitting a Triple
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Laremy Tunsil Selling His Infamous Draft Day “Gas Mask Video” as an NFT
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Odell Beckham is Selling a Mansion
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Patient Says Lewd Things to the Nurse
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Soccer Player Ana Maria Markovic is Worth a Look
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Pole Dancer Woes The Judges
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Aaron Judge Enjoyed His 30th Birthday Party
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What Sleeping With Three Huge German Shepherds Is Like
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2022

27

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Top of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens brought her tits to Coachella because that’s what she bought them for….you know because being a Disney kid pretty much paves the way for you being lame as shit….or mainstream as shit…so going to festivals like coachella become an annual event you love so much because you have no soul, it was sold to the motherfuckers who put you in the HighSchool Musical shit.

I don’t know if her Coachella outfit is all that exciting, I mean we’re in an era of ass-less chaps and pussy print everywhere, cleavage seems so basic, even for a basic bitch like Hudgens who is queen of the basics…thanks to the whole Disney thing.

I wonder if anything will ever be cool again….or if it’s just going to be series of blown out, monetizeable moments, but the shittiest people, who produce the shittiest content and products, because all they care about is money and the masses who give them money have no opion of quality or substance…they just do what they are told.

Cleavage though, that’s why she bought em.

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2022

27

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve done way too many fat girl posts for weight watcher’s wednesday, which is not affiliated with the weight watcher’s brand in any way, because these fatties like being fat, they’ve fetishized it and monetized it….

But as a fat girl hater, someone who tolerates them when they serve me donuts and coffee, or when they check me out at the WALMART cash, confused at what actual money is, or why I wouldn’t check out using the futuristic ROBOT….

I’m more into weight watching when it involves girls using weights, getting toned up and fit, because it’s healthier, it’s achievable by all women, it takes work, and it looks better….so choose fitness not fatness.

So watch weights being used by hot slutty exhibitionists at the gym, where you know that the outfits are insanely slutty in this era……because the alternative is just fucking lazy, vile, and probably tastes like diabetic pussy while smelling like shit thanks to not being able to clean off proper…too much surface area.

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2022

27

Apr

Kiernan Shipka Cleavage of the Day

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They say that KIERNAN SHIPKA is only 22 years old, which may make some of you MAD MEN fans feel old because you used to watch that shit and she was a little kid sold to the industry and cast on that show……but since I never watched Mad Men and I see how old as shit January Jones is now, I don’t find KIERNAN SHIPKA being 22 to be that shocking…I only found out about her a year or 2 ago.

What I do find shocking is that she looks about 45, maybe it’s a vaccine injury, maybe they grow up quickly after being robbed of a childhood for monetary gain, a little selling your soul, or your parents selling your soul before you even know how to ride a bike….it hardly seems fair, but I guess it was worth it so sites like DrunkenStepfather can celebrate her little cleavege and long looking skinny legs in her 80s style prom dress….you know an achievement all young women strive for….
“i want to be famous to get posted on a titty blog no one reads by a pervert who talks about tongue fucking assholes”….

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2022

27

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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ASHLEY GRAHAM and ISRA LAWRENCE because it’s WEIGHT WATCHERS WEDNESDAY for the fat loving, chubby chasers who are all about the fat chicks, because they’ve never met a skinny or fit hot chick, because we’re at that stage in humanity where everyone’s a fucking fat lazy pig….

Since it is Weight Watcher’s Wednesday here’s a bunch of chubby girls for INCLUSIVITY even if I think INCLUSIVITY, like the woke is the end of fucking society, that will eventually be overturned when people realize it’s the worst thing ever.

So NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED except sometimes.

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2022

27

Apr

Iskra Lawrence Ass of the Day

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I just posted fat fuck ASHLEY GRAHAM and her stretched out fat girl belly in a topless pic, so why not follow-up with what I’d call the second in line in the body empowerment movement of about 5 years ago, where fatties decided it was their time to be SI SWIMSUIT models.

There may be more successful fat models, I don’t really know the fat girl scene, since I have a no fat chick policy in my life and website, but sometimes laughing at a fat girl, or fucking on at 3 am when drunk, or off TINDER on a Monday is something hilarious, entertaining and different, but maybe not that different, now that fat girls think they are hot and worthy, and not desperate and lonely…like my wife was when I mooched.

Anyway, Iskra is known for being fat, I think she’s a fake fatty, actually fat, but she faked it to use as a marketing hook, and now maintains it to not upset her fat fans who find comfort in her…..

So this is her at ass, and it’s hardly fat enough, it’s almost hot, and for someone who hates fat, that’s confusing….It is not gross enough to be plus sized, I guess she’s decided to get fitter and hotter, since fat kills….turning her back on her fat fans who believed her lie….I guess you can’t keep that lie in a fat costume forever, eventually the illnesses set in and if you’re fake fat, you want none of that.

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