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2022

Apr

Camila Cabello Crop Top of the Day

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I am a firm believer that the system is rigged, that the famous people who become famous are 95% of the time groomed, trained or positioned to be famous….sure the occasional person may slip through the cracks but the origin stories we read are all manufactured fucking lies….

So when I see people like Camila Cabello, who is known to have been an illegal refugee from Cuba who just happened to end up on a talent show that made her stupid famous, since those talent show auditions never plant people in to launch their careers, I think about all the rich, equally talented, hotter, definitely fitter bitches who spent their lives training to get a record deal, taking the best singing and dance and music classes, even rocking some raw talent, becasue talent doesn’t just go to Cuban refugees….and those people don’t make it….you gotta ask yourself what lab she was created in, what organization brought her in, it just doesn’t make sense.

I feel the same way about Rihanna..

Why would some 14 year old from Barbados who could probably not afford a flight out of Barbados end up the top billionaire popstar…with mediocre talent.

It just doesn’t make sense……

What I am saying is Camila Cabello is not hot enough, talented enough, or interesting enough to be worthy of top tier fame, yet she’s got it. CONSPRIACY.

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2022

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I recently saw a young looking lady, not perverted level young, but like 19-20 young, and she was rocking the shortest skirt with a pair of the whorish fishnets, which I’d argue all fisnets are, but I guess they are socially accepted and allowed in offices by professionals, which doesn’t make it any less whorish, it just makes offices more fun because the girls you work with are whorish, assuming you work in an office…which I don’t because you don’t exist and if you do, you’re likely unemployed, homeless, on disability, or full retarded.

Anyway, the young lady in the fetish outfit was walking with a 60 year old man and I thought “I can’t believe a dad would ever let his daughter dress like that, if I had kid, it’d be pantsuits and turtle necks until they turn 18 because I don’t want perverts like me, looking at them”…..only to realize…it was probably her DADDY, not her DAD….if you know what I mean…which justifies the whorish outfit, you know since she was a whore.

All this to say, Fishnets are fun.

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2022

Apr

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Opening His U.K. Home to Ukrainian Refugees of the Day

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I think that’s called Human Trafficking…..

I don’t know why anyone gives a shit about Russia or Ukraine, it’s beyond silly, but I guess we shouldn’t trust propaganda being pushed on us by sites owned by Warner Music, who are clearly compromised billionaires pushing the Globalist agenda….however, if they’re looking for a legacy Blog that makes no money, I’ll sell them DrunkenStpefather for 30 million dollars….because selling out buys you nice things.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2022

Apr

Warm Welcome When Coming Home from Quarantine in China of the Day

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You’re not supposed to believe any of the videos that come out of China, since they are designed to scare the fuck out of you, or make you think COVID is some big and scary thing that needs to be policed in the most insane ways, and really the early videos from China were the ones that made everyone COVID crazy, embracing lockdowns, waiting for mass death and bodies to pile up on street corners, which never happened, but thanks to the refrigerated truck fake morgues, they helped push the plan…..but eventually people caught on that no one was dying…

So yeah, take it all with a grain of fucking pussy lint, and realize that this may be some fake shit, but if it’s not, it’s hilarious.

The story is, woman leaves COVID quarantine facility, returns home, gets hosed down before being let in!

Fucking nutty.

Posted in:Videos

2022

Apr

Disinformation Police Them Song of the Day

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I saw this clip circulating amongst the depths of the FAR RIGHT EXTREMISTS that have a Fox News on their cable package, because you know, FAR RIGHT EXTREMISTS spend their night getting their DISINFORMATION from cable TV, where nothing is filtered, nothing is censored, nothing is manipulative, nothing is ad supported and thus ad controlled…..you fucking idiots…

But basically, thanks to ELON taking Twitter private, people are getting outraged about DISINFORMATION, which is basically anything that goes against their planned messaging, so call it DISINFORMATION, to throw it in the catch all pile to discount it as FAKE NEWS, or whatever.

So the government is now going to control the messaging, which is ALWAYS a good thing, since they are working for you right….

Anyway, this is the person who they hired to run the DISINFORMATION POLICE, who communicates to people through re-worked DISNEY SONGS and that’s terrifying….because this happened, and it resonates with people, which is even more terrifying, they think you’re this dumb, and most of you are.

The head of the ministry of truth, the office of fighting disinformation is a freaky fucking theatre kid and that should fucking scare the fuck out of you, because I think it’s safe to say I wouldn’t let my kids, if I had kids, hang with her at the kid center on a Disney cruise, so I sure as hell don’t want her deciding what is ACTUAL info and hat is DISINFO….fucking crazy world…they are TROLLING US.

THEY ARE TROLLING US…this is on another fucking level….

Alex Jones was right…

Posted in:Videos

2022

Apr

Clever Cock Teasing and Other Videos of the Day

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Twerk Twerk

By the Pool

Kitty Cat

Boy Band of the Day

Valentina’s Bikini Haul

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2022

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is fucking nuts….it’s best to not pay attention, since there’s nothing you can do about it, but holy shit…after the last 2 years of abuse, everyone’s even weirder and worse than thy were before and they were already bad…so it’s hard to not feel like you’re in a low budget movie or videogame surrounded by half retards who are running off the same script or programming.

I’m not saying I’m not crazy too, I’m just saying being anti-social, off social media for a 15 years, was like being in a coma, and coming out to see how humans act, is shocking…..but at least one of those shocking things is how slutty the bitches are since I love sluts, you love sluts, we all love sluts….carrying us through the collapse….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Aidan Hutchinson’s Mom Steals Some of His Draft Night Spotlight
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Sporty Elsa Hosk
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Titty Model by the Tire Factory!
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Doberman Mom Doesn’t Let Doberman Father Anywhere Near The Puppies!
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Absolutely Hilarious Sri Lanka Bus Meme!
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Massive And Very Expensive RC Jet Airplane Has A Botched Landing
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Boy Totally Ruins Mom’s Singing Video!
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Epically Cringey Clip Of Vin Diesel With Fast X Director, Justin Lin!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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You don’t want to be that guy who thinks everything is totally fake, fabricated or manipulated because one group of the world own the media, the social media, the corporations, and could really troll the fuck out of us.

But since people are so easy to manipulate, maybe it’s Low IG, maybe it’s a flaw in the human mind that these people discovered and decided to exploit….I don’t know the back story, I just know that I’m not very bright or resourceful and I used to like making people do embarrassing things…all from the power of suggestion.

If I had studied it, I could have probably made them do a lot worse by exploiting the flaws in their brains…..

It’s the same logic as dudes who used to like running game on simple minded unsuspecting girls, getting all the fucking sex, really fucking easily once they cracked the code.

Or how telemarketers do it to get sell old ladies bullshit…

Cult leaders do it to push their cult and to remain on the top of the food chain.

So obviously if you’re an evil corporation who runs the fucking world, the media, and want to keep your position, make all the money, and have a laugh doing it, you’d use those same tactics of hypnosis, division….to win.

Which is why, it’s easy to believe everything is fake, staged, scripted, a lie…

My take away is, disconnect from the matrix simulation, go fishing or some shit because it’ll make you go nutty if you really try to make sense of any of it, instead of just passively and mindless riding along with it….

Here are some stepLINKS

Aubrey Plaza May be a Witch
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Amelia is the Sports Hottie
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Bella Thorne at the Party in a Bikini Top
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Johnny and Amber Arrive at Court
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Testing the Top Acids
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Olivia Wilde Served papers from ex Jason Sudeikis while on stage
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Sex Retro ALbums
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7 Signs Your Friendship May Be Turning Toxic
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21 Ugly To Hot Transitions
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Avril Lavigne is a Covery Girl
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McKayla Maroney is Glowing for Her Workout
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Posing Hot in Car
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Tom Brady reveals wife Gisele Bundchen pushed him to make sensational NFL comeback
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Needle Goes Through A Glass Shot In Slow Motion!
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Madonna’s Raciest Moments
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Fitness Model Stretch
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Cyclist Thought He Won the Opening Stage of the Tour of Hellas, He Did Not and Fell Off His Bike Celebrating
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Dua Lipa’s Hot Mini Skirt and High Boots
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Car Dyno Fails
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Jason Sudeikis ‘had NO idea’ Olivia would be served papers ON STAGE
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Funny Vacation Fails
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Model Metisha Blows a Kiss on The Beach!
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Nude Model Ania is a Free Spirit
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Las Vegas Sex Worker Offers No. 1 Overall Pick in the NFL Draft Free Services
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YouTuber Who Crashed His Airplane On Purpose For A Video Gets His Sentence
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Johnny Cash musical coming to Broadway
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Largest Landfill in India in Flames
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Cute Beagle
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Comedian Absolutely Destroys The Idea Of NFTs!
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Barbara Palvin Selling Shoes Right!
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Her Name is Ross but her Body Tells another Story
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IHOP Waiter Who Wrecked Would-be Robber Isn’t Really A Martial Arts Guy!
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Plane Blows Trailer Away
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Hailey Bieber Talks Heart Surgery
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Patrick Mahomes Looks Thrilled in His Wife’s Latest Coachella Pic
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Hilary Duff Round Up
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Maya Hawe’s Sheer Top
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Olivia Rodrigo’s Slutty Top
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Iris Apatow Bra Top
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Kim Garner Bikini on the Beach
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Jessica Alba’s Bikini on the Beach
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Claire Danes in a Dress
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Ambrosio in a Bikini on the Beach
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Sharon Stone in a Photoshoot
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Jill Kortleve See Through in Harper’s
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Gisele Body in V Magazine
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Kiernan Shipka on the Streets
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Kiernan Shipka on the Streets at an Event
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Aubrey O’Day Cleavage in a Photoshoot
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Laura Carmichael Legs
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From stepSMUT!!

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Porn Convention Party
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Mashup Insanity
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E Girl Takes Virginity
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Katalina Kyle Drops a Sexy Bikini
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Amateur Big Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateurs
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Dildo Selfies
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Aubrey in Permanent Record
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Riley Reid Fucks a Fan
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Too Drunk for Table Dancing Hotty
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Neon Bush!
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Life of the Party
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Hot Body Show
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Russian Dick Suck
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Amateur Lesbians in the Club
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Rubbing Herself!
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Porn Chick on Snap
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Nervous First Timer
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Unleash the Beasts
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Stupid Human Shit
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Pussy Rubbing Wetness
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Nude Model Spread Pussy
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Slippin it In
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Titty Bounce
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18 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Squat Downs
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WELL… THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
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Hungry Ass
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Thick Lips
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Throwback Nude!
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Fishnet Dildo Pull
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Rachel Dee Big Titty
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Nipple Clamps
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Romantic Girls!
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Fingering Fingers
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Public Toilet Weirdness
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2022

Apr

Zoey Deutch Neoptism Hire Bikini Selfie of the Day

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I am a firm believer in nepotism, which for some reason people getting handouts fro their rich and connected familes seem to hate, because they want to prove that they paid their dues, even when knowing that paying your dues to get to her level of working actress would have meant sucking serious dick, and not in a broken rich girl trying to get a thrill kind of way, but rather to eat dinner that fucking night because you had no options, as if that origin story actually happens…sure they just got on a Greyhound and waitressed in LA and hit that audition…..what I am saying is that all hires are nepotism hires…so being ashamed of it is just idiotic, run with it, those of us who don’t have rich and connected families would love handouts if they were available to us too.

Anyway, she’s famous, rich, and looking hotter than she has date, I don’t know what she did to herself but she’s all of a sudden a hot chick, I guess influencer tricks since all these idiots need to be thirsty whores on instagram, instead of just being a little mysterious….they go out and post their every curated thought for attention….pretty pathetic….but hey, slutty bikini selfie from a famous chick with famous parents….a fetish..like throat fucking but fancier.

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2022

Apr

Jessica Alba Refrigerating Her Old Vagina of the Day

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When your bread starts getting funky, or really any food that you don’t want to have spoil, you throw it in the fridge… it’s basically the reason humans invented fridges….

Get an extra week out of the food…make it last just a little bit longer………

So Old Mom Box Alba is applying that same science, logic and technique to her pussy, by doing an ice bath to hopefully freeze and preserve the goods so that she can be hot, jerked off to, despite being a billionaire mom, for as long as she fucking can, because being hot is important these people, that’s why they’ve all jacked their faces up to muppet proportions, committed to fitness and diet, vanity is important and I don’t love it, but it’s better than the alternative….haggard.

What it comes down to is that she’s still Alba and that may be all some of you old timers need.