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2022

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

As a fat, hormonal transgender, low testosterone, penis built like a vagina, blame laziness, alcoholism, hormones in the food, and climate change, yet I still identify as male, I realize instead of mandating vaccines, which I am sure will be back in the news if it isn’t already, we should mandate hormone tests on all people, regender them so that we can identify all the bitches. First place to start – twitter

Here are some stepLINKS…

Olivia Rodrigo Parties with Paris Hilton
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Candice Swanepoel’s See Through Top!
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Chantel Jeffries has Very Tight Pants On
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Maria Menounos Works Out
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The Weeknd Replaces Kanye at Coachella
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Demi Lovato’s Sheer Top!
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Paul George’s Fiancee Daniela Rajic looking Good!
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Faith Schroder Strips Out of her Wetsuit
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Josie Canseco’s in Fishnets!
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David Duchovny Breaks Down His Career
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Weird Story o a Dead Rapper’s Body Being Propped Up for his Final Show
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Elon Musk Dances at the Tesla Factory
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Drone Flying Through Tesla Factory
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Loving Fox
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Marky Mark Sells his Dream House at 87 Million Dollars
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Actor Ezra Miller Gets Charged
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Izabel Goulart’s Crop Top
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WWE Superstar Carmella Does Her Best Madonna
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Anastasia Ashley Catches Insane Levels of Air
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Skateboard Fail
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12 Photos from the Civil War
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A Group of Otters Meet a Vaccuum
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Bob Odenkirk Gets a New Show!
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Bella Thorne’s White Bikini on a Yacht
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Terrell Owens Says He Blew Up Andy Reid’s Phone Last Season Looking for an Opportunity to Play
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Karma Vs Creeper!
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Why White Paintings in Museums are So Expensive
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11 Myths about Feet
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Girl Hides from Goons!
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Model Arina in Pantyhose
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Blair O’Neal for the Masters
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They’ve been Wanting to Run Into Each Other
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A Man and his Robot Dance
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The first Robot that Walks, Flies and Skateboards
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Ilya and a Lamp Dance
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Solid Aim on this Baseball Player
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Gas Station Tire Explosion
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Accident on Dash Cam
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Is Julio Jones Going to Join Tom Brady in Tampa Bay?
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts!
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Ivanka Trump’s Burkini at the Beach in Miami
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Alicia Vikander’s Hard Nips in a Magazine
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Khloe Kardashian a High School Science Fair Experiment in Plastic Surgery
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Leslie Mann Doing Media
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Kendall Jenner in a Dress
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Heidi Klum in Leggings
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Eiza Gonzalez at an Event
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Anya Taylor Joy Being Famous in London with some Long Legs
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Seyfried at an Event in Jeans
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Alison Brie in Big Jeans
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From stepSMUT!!

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How Much is that Pussy in the Window?
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Big Natural Jiggle
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Stay Hydrated for the Big Dildo
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Pussy Touching
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Demi Blaze Big Tits
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Big Busty Show’s It All
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Face Sitter!
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The Topless TikTok Drummer
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Chatel Jeffries Big Cametoe
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Just Filling a Couple of Holes
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Public Pussy Rub
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Nice Spread Ass
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Don’t Try This at Home
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Hot Tiny Tit Nude Model with a Dildo
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Pillow rider
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Carol Nude with a Tiny Waste!
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Crotchless Pantyhose
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Mash-Up Madness
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Pink Hair Pussy Eating
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SEX ON THE BEACH!
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Asshole Wink
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Tilly’s Tits
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Romance with Latex Glove
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Weird Threesome Fantasy
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Playing with Lips
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Jenni Lynn Bolt Ons
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Butt Plug Dance
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The Sound of Love
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Pussy Eating Girl
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Butt Plug Girl
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Hey Four Eyes!
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Ambitious Dildo!
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2022

06

Apr

Kara Del Toro’s Got Talent of the Day

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One of the lamest bro things when referencing a girl’s tits is saying that she’s got talent….SHOWING her talent….LOOK HOW TALENTED SHE IS….ok boomer, shut the fuck up…

The point is that Kara Del Toro is a pretty insignificant “instagram model” despite her million or more followers, the money she’s made as a first generation IG model and trips she’s probably been able to go on because of her trying fucking hard to tell the world she’s hot….

This girl wanted you to know she’s hot so hard that she made a career or hustle out of it. This randomly going viral cuz your hot shit is a fucking lie, all these IG models try so fucking hard for EVERY damn one of those LIKES because they’ve got something to prove, or need to be reassured that we’re still staring at their tits….

The whole concept is some needy ass shit…

I think hot girls are better when they don’t do daily photoshoots for the perverts of the internet to like and follow them enough to make them feel worth, or so that they can charge brands to support their lives and by brands I mean sugar daddies for the majority of them….none end up with broke ass jokes….

I guess the social media following is the RATING system of our generation because you can’t call the hot bartender a dime or a 10 because that’s sexist, so you’re forced to base her hotness on her instagram following….

When it’s high enough, they only mingle at a certain tier of society or bank balances, which is why people like Olivia Culpo fuck the NFL TEAM…

Status from being a lame fuck who produces photoshoots around themselves for people to jerk off to….while pretending it’s to give fashion and life inspo…fuck yourself….we are onto you….and I guess some of them do fuck themselves for their subscribers…

Kara Del Toro doesn’t but she’s got big tits and you should like her hustle, or tits, or talents…because she WANTS you to and thank god for that….those are huge.

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2022

06

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you can’t see a pussy through the pants, or an insert that looks like a pussy through the pants, then they aren’t pants worth being called pants, they’re just scraps of fabric sewn together wrong for dumb people who don’t get it man…they don’t get that there is a perfectly SAFE FOR WORK and SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE way to let everyone see your big fat cunt….and it’s through the pants…because you know and I know that girls love people seeing their full cunts…the PROOF is in the PUSSY WEDGIE wednesday…they’ll deny it, but I’ve seen Orangutans in the wild….or is it baboons…which ever primate it is, when they are in Heat, which in this era is all day everyday…so much porn everywhere….but when they are in heat, they walk around showing off their inflammed pussy, so women are WIRED for this pussy wedgie shit and we are WIRED to love it….PRIMAL LEVEL shit…

FUN.

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2022

06

Apr

Nicki Minaj Brings the Butt Shot of the Day

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The highlight of the year in entertainment was when Nicki Minaj posted some anti-vaxxer shit that added fuel to the conspiracy that experimental shots that haven’t finished human trials and that aren’t actually licensed should probably be given to people who don’t mind taking those kinds of risks, but instead they decided to destroy people’s lives with it, make them out to be nuts, for not going along with the narrative…like everyone else is supposed to…because the TV told them to, or social pressure told them to, or because they don’t have a brain of their own and aren’t willing to resist…

So for a minute, Nicki, a controlled and manufactured puppet, literally cast from an audition to be the “Black Lady Gaga”….something I was told early on in her career by an industry person…and something that’s been pretty obvious since….

So for a minute, she broke the programming, and their narrative went fucking mental, trying to react….

I don’t know if they replaced her, if she still thinks her cousin’s ball swelled up, which is a legit adverse reaction in the Pfizer documents they were forced to release, that they wanted to keep locked up for 75 years….or if they just reprogrammed her….threatened her the right way…because that whole thing just sort of went away…and so did she…only to comeback months later with a new album, or songs, or videos, that she’s promoting by showing everyone her monster as in a skimpy thong, which isn’t saying much, because an ass like that would make full back panties look like a thong….it’s all perspective bro.

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2022

06

Apr

Britney Spears Public Nudity of the Day

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I saw some news that Britney Spears the now free to be naked on the internet popstar who is going through her version of puberty or going off to college like these are the college years for her even though she’s 40, thanks to being stunted for so fucking long in the name of MAKE US MORE MONEY PUPPET….and like all college girls she’s pulling her tits out wherever she goes…in this case at the beach.

The news was that she’s got a book deal to expose all the insanity has done to her, how they’ve wronger her, how her own family sold her off. I am sure it will not be edited so fucking hard by the people who I am sure still handle her and don’t want people knowing what really went on but want to let her think she’s free….there’s probably a suicide already written somewhere in the event that she decides to EPSTEIN herself.

I’d read it if I knew how to read because she’s been writing some crazy fucking captions on her social media posts about mind control shit that you read about in the conspiracy theories that are actual documented FACT…but we’ll call it conspiracy theory even though there have been lawsuits about this shit..but that’s now what we talk about here, we’re here for Britney who I can only assume is being very edited but being made to look like she’s free, until they need to get her totally off the rails to commit her again…so maybe they’ll let her post a few more crazy captions calling out their tactics, maybe let her post a few nudes before giving her the KANYE reprogramming seminar….or worse…but maybe I’m just being negative….hating on her being FREE enough to flash her tits, but only because she’s not FLASHING the whole fucking it…if you’re going to go for it, that whole “SO FREE MY BIKINI TOP COMES OFF”…then GO FOR IT…this just misses the mark, but it’s Britney Spears and she’s pretty fucking great…a legend really.

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2022

06

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit Ladies…

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2022

06

Apr

Talia Storm See Through of the Day

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Tallia Storm is some Scottish trash that packages herself as a pop star, but who attends events in stripper garments, because that’s the style in Scotland, apparently….that and Golf Breeches…or kilts….

Her mom was a PR person, who knew how to harness the power of social media to trick the slow to the gate bulky big businesses who have all basically destroyed the mainstream internet….knowing they’d need people like her daughter to help promote shit…or that they wouldn’t understand that you can buy fake views, followers, comments and manipulate all data…it’s the fucking internet bro…it’s not real….but you can cash the fuck in on it…I just haven’t…

Well in her cut out pants, because if you can make pants sexier why the fuck not, making he wonder why the cut-out isn’t where the crotch is….I mean if your pants don’t have a window for your panties to breathe and be seen, or your pussy, assuming these girls aren’t into panties….then are they really pants at all…don’t answer that because I already know the answer…they are not, they are not pants at all if you can’t see the cunt in them…

Her tit nipples area also hard, so jerk off to that if you’re into tit nipples on Scottish trash…like Haggis in a Robert Burns poem….whatever the fuck that means.

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2022

06

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, get bitches high, so they let loose and let you fuck them, so at 3 am after the bars close and you want to get laid, have some weed waiting for them, even if you don’t know how to smoke weed…know how to roll it…it’s a tactic…

Oh…you’re not thinking that, prude….

I guess you wouldn’t want to admit your a predator who thinks getting girls high is a solid foreplay tactic….or maybe weed is legal where you’re at and girls don’t need to come to your sex dungeon to smoke a joint….plus…if you smoke weed, you kind of keep your wits about you and don’t end up on some other planet…which is the worst thing about how weed is portrayed in the movies….I recently saw a movie where the husband is a psychopath, his friend smokes weed with him and gets so high he sees stars and has to go inside…opening up a window for dude to kill his wife’s mister…OH right…Ben Affleck Anna DeArmas movie….she’s fucking hot…and how did Ben, a drug addict let that into the script…what a fool….

Weed has been attacked in pop culture because the people who run industry don’t like you smoking weed…there’s probably a reason for that…and you know it’s not because it is in your best interest, since they don’t give a fuck about you…so maybe you should try it out if you haven’t…it’s God’s Plant and I didn’t need Amazon to tell me that…

These are girls who smoke weed making weed content because it’s a marketing angle or hook.

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2022

06

Apr

Olivia Jade Bikini Tits of the Day

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Rowing champion of the world, so good at Rowing her mom went to prison for it, you know like one of those “LOCK ME UP, YOU SO GOOD, I SHOULD BE WEARING THREE CONDOMS JUST WATCHING YOU ROW SO I DON’T GET MYSELF PREGNANT” kind of rowing….that is actually more fraud based than talent based, but who cares, rich people get away with FAR worse without going to jail…so they bribed a college they wanted her to go to….SO MEAN being discriminatory towards poor people by taking their spot in some convoluted bullshit woke angle on “rich people get what they want because they pay for it and if you don’t like it, get rich”…but people can’t handle that….they want everyone to be on the same footing…COMMUNISTS…

Anyway, she’s made a comeback, survived a scandal and has her TITTIES out…..TITTIES…in a bikini…for a selfie…as the attention seekers do!

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2022

06

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer in “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…..

I even married a fat chick because it came with free rent to make sure that I was being fair in saying “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…..rather than being a cyberbully, bro who fucks fat chicks when drunk, but hates fat chicks when sober, because they think getting laid is another notch on the belt to brag about, plus it’s better than jacking off…the traditional rationale as to why people would bang fat chicks.

So as an experienced “Fat Chick Handler”, I know first hand just how gross fat chicks are, and even great titty fat chicks can’t win me over with their lack of discipline, self control and constant excuse making for being so fat…

But because of inclusivity, fat chicks being seen as valid humans, not lazy pigs with childhood trauma or some shit…and the sheer volume of fat girls, in weight and in numbers, I have to do some fat chick programming so people can’t turn on me and say I’m pushing unrealistic body expectations, even though I post tons of fucking NORMIES daily….so this fat chick post is my insurance policy…

No hate crime police, I am all for fatties, look I do a post on them weekly, where I only make one “throw flour on them to find the wet spot” joke to let them know I like them….because ultimately, I don’t hate fat chicks, I just don’t like looking at them as sexual objects being naked, but more as a mascot at the fair doing balloon animals for the kids….

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