This is classy. This is almost as good as the time I got saved from being stabbed in my chest because my Whopper was stuffed in my front shirt pocket. I was saving it for later. It was one of those 2 for one deal days. You know, can never turn down a deal!
2009
20
Feb
The Girl Saved by Her Weave of the Day
2009
20
Feb
Kate Beckinsale and Her Leather Dress of the Day
Kate Beckinsale shoulda have been wearing this dress the night she got pregnant, because instead of bustin inside her, baby daddy would have taken advantage of this special occasion outfit to see his seed roll down off it, at least I hear that’s what people who fuck people in latex are into, meaning like every other time he had sex, shit wouldn’t have stuck on the womb, but it really doesn’t matter because I think she’s bounced back from that pregnancy shit quite amazingly and if only more mom’s were like her, maybe the world would be a better place and men wouldn’t resent their wives for giving them a life sentence with a fatter ass than they married…..
Posted in:Dress|Kate Beckinsale|Leather
2009
20
Feb
Kim Kardashian Not Really Grabbing her Crotch of the Day
Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian not actually grabbing her crotch, because you know if she did, the smell that would radiate the room would cuz some Rodney King riots and no one needs that race war over pussy right now.
Posted in:Crotch|Kim Kardashian
2009
20
Feb
Olivia Munn Gets Sexy to Promote Her Website of the Day
I have a new found respect for this Olivia Munn girl. At first I was against her because of the audience she caters to, you know…you. But then I realized she probably wanted to be on TV, this network or show was coming up, she had an agent who got her the audition, she read up on video games or whatever they talk about, aced the shit, knowing that geeks are a loyal crownd once they fall for a girl on TV, and now she’s giving that huge audience little teasers of how she’s not only down and accepting of their geek ways and interests, but she’s also got sex appeal and they can jerk off to her, unless they are those really weird geeks who aren’t into jerking off, in which case then can draw up the plans to their Star Trek themed marriage or whatever it is that geeks do.
Here are some promo pics to her new site. She knows how to market herself even if it is to a lame crowd….
You may also like her site because I am sure it’s more relevant a stop than my site.
So Check it out….
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Here is some other shoot where she looks dead….but some people may like that especially since it’s probably the only way she’d ever sleep with them.
Posted in:Olivia Munn|Sex|Website
2009
20
Feb
Some Shauna Sand Slut Pictures of the Day
Here is den mother Shauna Sand, the leader of the ex-strippers who do nothing but some how live a more glamourous life than any of us. You’ve got to give her some credit though, she’s never denounced her past or who she was, she’s never switched up her style and gone conservative, or bought clothes that actually cost money, she’s unaffected by her fame and success or maybe delusional about it being sexier than someone who doesn’t look like a fucking monster. A monster we’d probably all buy lap dances from if she was the featured guest performer at our local strip club, one some of you would ask to have your picture taken with. So these pics are for you.
Posted in:Shauna Sand|Slut
2009
20
Feb
Rose McGowan Wearing a Mask and Talking Politics of the Day
I don’t know why Rose McGowan is wearing some weird costume, but I guess after you’ve been engaged to Marilyn Manson, everyday becomes Halloween. It’s probably safe to guess that they were at some kind of event and heading home and when the paparazzi pulled her to the side to ask her something cheap, brainless and ridiculous for TMZ, she steps it up and rips into the state of California. Now I don’t normally like talking to girls who are smart or well spoken, I kinda like my woman retarded and goldfish like, except for that time I got hard for a doctor when getting an STD test back when they used the Q-Tip down the tip, but luckily my dick’s so small she had no idea because they don’t teach about that in med school. Thank god because it saved me a whole lot of embarrassment.
On a side note, I’ve been working on making lifestyle changes to give me a penis worth talking about, so despite all the reports about lap tops being bad for your cock if you actually use them on your lap, I’ve been spending a solid 4 years, 10 hours a day doing it, not because I like living dangerously, but because I hope some HULK shit happens where one day my cock mutates and rips through my pants and runs out the door fighting crime and by fighting crime I mean getting blow jobs.
Posted in:Mask|Politics|Rose McGowan
2009
20
Feb
Lohan and Ronson’s Dog Trying to Escape of the Day
Someone needs to call the animal protection services because by the looks of it, this bull dog is trying to get the fuck away from these two. Truth is that if you had to see Ronson on Lohan dildo, fisting, shitting, pissing, naked, masturbating multiple times a day, then the heated insane arguments and an unstable emotional roller coaster ride that is their life…you’d be trying your hardest to get back to the puppy mill where you weren’t fed, weren’t allowed out of the cage, were forced to pump out babies, because it was substantially better than the hell it is living now.
Here’s the real bitch in the family…
Here’s some pictures of Lohan on her way to spend 53,000 dollars on 3 Rolexes because that’s how you deal with the financial crisis when being an unemployed child star with a drug addiction and personality disorder…
Here’s the video cuz you’ve got nothing better to do with yourself…
2009
20
Feb
Some Jerry Springing with Some Ugly Chicks in Ugly Lingerie of the Day
Here are some pictures of Jerry Springer with the girls of Chicago. I guess he’s in the play or something and I’d call him a lucky guy but these whores are busted. You’d think they’d be able to land some decent pussy and not something less appealing than the hair pulling, pregnant, one toothed fat, dripping vagina crack addicted stripper trash Springer is used to.
Posted in:Chicago|Jerry Springer
2009
20
Feb
Here’s a Message from Paris Hilton’s Parents of the Day
I didn’t get shot…I just slept in today – here’s a message from Paris Hilton’s parents to start the day. I don’t know what they said cuz I didn’t watch it. But I am sure it is life changing.
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2009
20
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I found out that the Academy Awards released that fake list of Academy Award winners to generate some buzz and get idiots like you to watch the shit just to see if it was actually a leaked winners list. They didn’t get a huge advertiser because young people don’t watch their shit and I do this website and didn’t even know it was this week. So this was their desperate attempt to go viral on the internet. I fell for it and that makes me an idiot, so I think as punishment, we should BOYCOT this shit cuz that’s all the power we have as insignificant assholes who consume their bullshit that makes them rich every fucking day.
Here are my stepLINKS, Don’t boycot them….
I Think You Be Hard Pressed to Find a Better Reason to Have a Child
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The Ten Sluttiest Girls Ever On Maury Povich
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Pam Anderson’s Hottest Pics
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The one Kind of Porn You Won’t Find At Home
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Now THAT’S Sisterly Love
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Sorry, But Slayer Fans Are Homos
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Alyssa Milano Needs to Show More of Her Cleavage, But She’s Still Lookin’ Good
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Musafar, The Midget Middle Eastern Dancer is Back!!
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Should Klingons Be Allowed to Win Internet Contests on Earth
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A COuple of Lesbionic Women
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BRad Pitt’s Oscar Accesptance Speech in Full
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Striptease of the Day
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Sean Young From Bladerunner is Shitfaced and Running Her Mouth
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Here’s The New Promos For Dancing With the Whores
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Let’s Be Honest, You Can’t Do It Alone
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Alyssa Merz Nude Throwback
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Sometimes You Don’t Remember How HOt Angelina Jloie is Until You See Her Not Covered in Babies
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Chace Crawford Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Man, Sierra Miller is Getting Haggard
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Because I Know You Racked Up Your Pay Per View Bill
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FHM Presents the Hottest Hairdresser
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Whitney and Danielle Are Flashing
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Sometimes, Things Just Call For a WTF?
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These Real Housewives of OC Sluts Are Just Too Fucking Much
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The Idiot Bike Jump to End All Idiot Bike Jumps
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Antonya Gets Her Dildo On
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Fuck Me Jesus
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Because I Know You Repel Women Like Dog Shit
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Web Cam Slut Does A Job Well Done
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Kill The White People
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I Wish Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Slit on Her Dress Went Up Just a Little Higher
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Elle McPherson is Lovely
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Brazilian Web Cam Hottie
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Dita Von Tease Wants You All to Know What a Whore She Iss
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An Afternoon Bite With Naomi Watts
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The Watchmen Made Condoms So You Can Make The Sex
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I’d Totally throw It In To Michelle Obama
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Duty Callss
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Well This is Probably The Biggest Vagina I Have Ever Seen
And Coming From a Guy Married to My Wife, That Means Something
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Nikki is Oh So Hot
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I Had Almost Forgot About Carla Gugino
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Rhianna’s Album Sales Are Through The Roof Since This Chris Brown Bullshit
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Playboy’s Newest Cover Girl
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Fast Food Ads Versus Actual Fast Food
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Vegas Girl Sucking Her Friend’s Cleavage
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Start Your Weekend Off Early With a Virtual BANG. Just don’t cry when it’s all said and done.
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K’Naan is some Canadian Rapper I Listen To, This is Him on Kimmel
Posted in:stepLINKS