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2009

08

Jan

Jessica Alba And Her New Haircut Ignore Everyone Around Her of the Day

Jessica Alba has always pissed me off for various reasons. Whether it was not getting naked in movies when I bought into the hype that she was one of the hottest bitch in Hollywood, or out getting knocked up to trap her boyfriend because she’s a broken little girl who has no friends, or acting like an annoying bitch acts when you’re having a fight with her, where she gives you the silent treatment and pretends your not there like you were 6 and on the fucking playground and no matter what you say, or how hard you try to get her to crack because you still want to fight, she stares blankly past you making you more pissed off so you punch the bitch in the jaw like you were Hayden Panettiere’s dad, and bitch still stares blankly past you, only a single tear runs down her cheek, making you more frustrated so you choke her out and as she gasps for air, she finally cracks, kicks you in the balls and calls the police, where you spend the next 24 hours getting fucked up by cocks for being a wife beater, when really you were just trying to get noticed. Only Alba does that shit to the paparazzi, walking around like they aren’t there and seeing that shit pisses me off, why can’t she just be fucking personable, you know considering her career and fans have done pretty good for her, instead of pulling this cunt behavior. Sure, she probably doesn’t have much of a personality or much to say, but just giving a smile or acknowledging the scum that is around her even if they are just trying to milk what she says for personal gain, would be the nice thing to do.

If I wanted to get her attention and I was a paparazzi, I would have just slandered her, you know say screaming obscenities about her vagina and what I would do to it, something like “Hey Alba, your pussy smells like shit, I think they left the placenta in, and I want to suck it our with a fucking straw, you like that you fucking whore, don’t you” or something that hits close to home like “Don’t ignore me bitch,this the kind of cold shoulder behavior is the reason I have some pictures and video of Cash Warren getting it on with a chick who isn’t you when you were at home with the baby, wanna see?”….not that I’d ever be a paparazzi or trying to get Alba’s attention, I’m just saying…..

Posted in:Jessica Alba|New Hair

2009

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am feeling pretty under the weather and when it’s a fucking snow storm outside, that’s saying a lot. I tried telling a girl I was talking to that I wanted her to play with my weakened immune system, you know touch that shit inappropriately and make it cum down her throat, turns out that weakened immune systems don’t turn girls on, it makes them think you have AIDS, so do you best to not tell the girl you’re trying to get with that….Other than that, my life’s pretty boring, so that’s why I got you this big list of links…so click em if you’re not out getting drunk and dancing on tables, which I am sure you’re not, because you’re reading this….

Lily Allen Being PRo Cocaine May Explain Why She is So Stupid
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WTF Happened to Drew Barrymore?
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There’s Another New Whore Shacking Up at the Playboy Mansion
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A Walk in Beer Fridge is the Only Fridge I Need
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Bam Margera is a Rich Asshole and Here is the Skatepark He Built At His Place
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Elle is Nothing But Sexy
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They Finally Made an Afro Samurai Game
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Big Assed Divas Throwdown to Diva
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Anahi Gonzalez Can Clean My House Anytime
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Here’s The Video of Josh Brolin Getting Arrested
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Jade Jagger Panty Upskirt Throwback
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I Can’t Get Enough of Rosario Dawson
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Angelina Jolie is Gonna Buy Another Black Kid, But I Guess Thats Alright
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Why is Ann Hathaway So Fucking Boring?
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The Court Says Britney Still Ain’t Right, And a Crazy Britney is Fine By Me
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Let’s Bask in Beyonce Together
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Top 10 Videos of Celebrities Grabbing Their Boobs
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A Cow Gives Birth to a Human …..
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Dancing With the Nipple Slips
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Celebrity Cat Fight!
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Skater Takes a But Shot
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Charlotte Will Seduce You
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Why The Fuck Would You Ruin a Bentley Like That?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Bulldozer Freestyle
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Because We Both Know You’ll Never Get Laid On Your Own
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Carmen Electra Makes Wire Hangers Fun
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Ski Lift FAIL
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Jessica Alba’s Mom is Going to Eat Cash Warren
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Jesus (Son of God) Can Kiss My Mexican Ass
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Sexy Babes Dance Off
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I Love Cindy Crawford More and More Everyday
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Place Your Bets!!!
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Daisey Lowe is Naked
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Jenny is a Leopord
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Because a Good Smile Can Do a Lot For You
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Vagina Boxing!
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Will Ferrell is Going to Play George Bush on Broadway
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More Jon LaJoie
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If Paris Hilton Has Only Fucked Two People, I Have a Fully Functioning Penis
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The Best Movies You Didn’t See in 2008
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Half Women, Half Donkey
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The 9 Hottest Italian Women
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Greased Up Girl Do a Slip and Slide
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Some Emo Girls Kissing and Shit
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Some Naked Chicks Being Naked
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Check Out this Hot Playboy Chick in a Whole New Language
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There Names are the Parker Sisters and They Get Naked Together
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Some Hot Drunken Sluts in Some Hot Drunken Pics
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Some Denise Milani Big Tits in a Blue Bikini Video
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10 greatest naked fight scenes ever made
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Old Lady Showing Off Some TIt
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Some Fake Lip Party….
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BONUS – People Always Bug Me for the Gallery of the Header Pics I Post…I Decided to Do Just That For You…I wonder if Diddy Hand Selected Her to Promote Ciroc Himself…That Motherfucker is Always on the Cutting Edge of Marketing…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Jan

Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass Fighting The Fat of the Day

Reese Witherspoon is constantly out fighting her her obvious fate as a fat Southern mom and grandma, by the looks of these pictures of her working out, her ass is winning. Kinda like her vagina won in the fight to lock Ryan Phillippe down by getting pregnant during a drunken hook up while on the Cruel Intentions set, but they aren’t together now, and either is her new boyfriend and his one true love Heath Ledger, so I guess things that aren’t meant to be just find a way to not be, and soon she’ll be trading in these workout pants in for a pair of elastic band jeans from the plus sized store but not to work out in, just to walk around in, because that’s what happens when they don’t make clothes in your size. Just ask my wife..

Posted in:Mom Ass|Reese Witherspoon|Spandex|Workout

2009

07

Jan

Amy Winehouse in a Couple More Topless Pics that Hit a Couple Days Ago of the Day

With a history of serious drug use, a bloated unmaintained body and sloppy deflated malnourished tits, I really wonder what Amy Winehouse’s pussy looks like. You know, how does she maintain her pubic hair. Is it like each individual pubic hair is a building of it’s own, creating what seems like an active cosmopolitan area….the bald patches that look like pussy Leukemia are the park, the rashes are the highways and the various smells, insects and things that live within, the people in the everyday hustle and bustle of downtown life, like a microcosm of a third world country, or is it a perfect little pussy, perfectly taken care of, unlike the rest of her. Maybe she’s artistic and shaves shapes in her bush, maybe her labia is battered and flaking from various ill advised injection sites, I just don’t know and probably will never know the components that make up her lady parts and that is one of my life’s great tragedies….

Sure you’ve seen these pictures, but there really such thing as too much Amy Winehouse nudity…..I don’t think so…in fact…I know there isn’t.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Topless

2009

07

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom is Easy of the Day

I don’t really know if Alba’s mom is a slut, but I can assume she is, I mean she did breed Alba and by lookin like this, she can’t have much self esteem and definitely takes all she can get and now that she’s menopausal it means no condoms, I mean provided you can live with yourself after mounting this. Sure, it’s the womb that made the girl you are convinced you are married to, you know the one you photoshopped into pictures of yourself in some elaborate fantasy that has gone too far, it’s one of those get as close as you can get to your dreams situations, but by lookin’ at this, even the biggest Alba fan on his horniest virgin day would have to really focus to finish off the job…even if boxy, overweight, elderly bitches without their lady hormones is their thing. Either way, I think Menopause is the least of Alba’s mom’s concerns, I mean look at her, she’s a fucking monster and a probable glimpse into Alba’s future, and really every woman’s future…it’s some circle of life shit. Get ready for it.

BONUS – Here’s Alba’s Mom Slutting Out in a See Through Shirt…I Guess She’s Taken on the Roll (with extra butter and gravy) of Caring for Her Useless Spoiled Daughter’s Baby….All While Trying to Seduce Us….Slut….

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Mom|Slut

2009

07

Jan

Michelle Rodriguez Thanks DUIs and the Legal System For Allowing Her To Be More Dyke Than Ever of the Day

There are Bull Dykes that drive motorbikes, Diesel Dykes who drive big rigs and Van Dykes who have their own TV shoes in the 1960s and then there is Michelle Rodriguez. This bitch has more testosterone than the prescription my doctor gave me 5 years ago to man the fuck up, but instead turned me into an alleged rapist who got off because they could prove the testosterone treatment turned me into a superhero, a fate probably a lot better than the girl who I allegedly raped, who has to carry that shit around with her for the rest of her life, sucker.

Unfortunately for Michelle Rodriquez, getting off usually involves a strap on dildo banging against her oversized steroid clit as she sodomizes random whores she meets at her local college’s gay and lesbian club, or wherever the fuck you meet women who fuck women, and getting off doesn’t come to her after getting busted for a DUI, where her hard knock sentence involved a couple hours of community service, when regular people end up in jail for that shit.

What the judge didn’t know, is that Michelle Rodriguez always dreamt of being a construction working, shit was in her blood and in the imaginary testicles she used to grab whenever no one was looking, so giving her a rake, a hard hat, some steel toed boots, a reflector vest and some orange garbage bags is not really a punishment for this dude, it’s a fuckin’ dream come true…..

Here are the pics, until the paparazzi make me take it down…..

Posted in:Dyke|Michelle Rodriguez

2009

07

Jan

Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain Does Rolling Stone Argentina of the Day

I am pretty sure all the South American Ass loving perverts out there know exactly who Pampita is….For those of you who don’t know her, she’s some South American girl with a crazy ass who has been on TV, in various modeling shoots like Victoria’s Secret and Wonderbra and has pretty much no respect from High Fashion Argentina models because she’s a peasant or from her ex husband who she cheated on, and ran off on, only to get knocked up by the new guy and have a baby with him last February. Thanks Wikipedia.

Now she’s trying to make a comeback, show the world the baby didn’t rape her like the story her vagina tells, and I figured since shit’s making the rounds, I’d post it…so here are Some of those Rolling Stone Argentina Pics of a girl they call Pampita and her Ass.


Speaking of Crazy Ass, Check Out This Picture That Was Emailed to Me….
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Posted in:Ass|Carolina Ardohain|Pampita|Rolling Stone

2009

07

Jan

Some Regis and Kelly Smut Peddler Spy Footage of the Day

So an audience member at yesterday’s Regis and Kelly decided to videotape Kelly doing some sit ups in her tight work-out pants. I actually saw this episode when having a coffee at my local McDonald’s and before Kelly got down and dirty talking about how she could roll around on the ball all day doing crunches that made me think of her sexually, during the intro to the show, Regis pulled out Hugh Hefner’s Christmas card that is a picture of him with two body painted sluts and you could pretty much see full nipples, but Regis being 90, probably had no fucking idea what the picture was of and Kelly jumped in to protect the show from being taken off the air for being smut peddlers. In lookin’ for that video on Youtube the closest thing I found was this shitty audience member video, that I am sure breaks the rules and that definitely reminds me of all the snuff films I’ve taken part in, so it brings back some great memories and I felt I should share it with you.

Here’s the card Regis shared with middle aged housewives, retired people and new mothers yesterday at 9 am.

Posted in:Audience Spy Footage|Regis and Kelly

2009

07

Jan

Scarface’s Uncut Music Video for a Song Called High Note of the Day

I don’t know anything about hip hop, I just found this hip hop site a while ago and like posting their videos, I couldn’t tell you why, but maybe this video has something to do with it. It’s some rapper named Scarface’s song called High Note, where some video slut with a fatty ass gets naked and lets him fuck her on camera, I figurehe’s just taking advantage of his situation, you know has a record deal and budget to make a video and figures he might as well use it to hire sluts that he can pretend to fuck or actually fuck because his wife doesn’t like it when his sex without her is not work related. There’s masturbating, tits, ass, possible pussy and it puts jerking off to the SPice Girls first single because Scary Spice had hard nipples pretty much to shame, I mean if you’re not a racist, you know the kind of guy who doesn’t feel like this is like a trip to the zoo, and you can actually stomach black people having sex, or simulating sex, like I can…..

Posted in:High Note|Music Video|Scarface|Sex

2009

07

Jan

Samantha Ronson is Too Nice to the Paparazzi of the Day

I am going to take a wild guess here and assume that the Paparazzi didn’t graduate Journalism with Honors back in College. Maybe it’s because they are immigrants who get paid a dollar a day to throw out their broken english while stalking celebrities, maybe it’s gotta do with them being the scum of the fucking earth most likely petty ex drug dealers trying to get legit and jumping on a make money fuckin’ quick scheme, but asking Samantha Ronson if she still loves Lohan is really just a useless fucking question. Firstly, she’s going to obviously say yes, secondly, who gives a fuck, I mean I want to hear about the reason for the fight, I have a feeling it was over what all couples fight about….deciding on matching tattoos, or maybe it was about who paid the last cable bill, or even about something a little deeper than that like over what movie their going to watch when they get back to the hotel room, but more importantly, I want to hear about the make-up sex, in detail, possibly in video.

Either way, it’s nice to see Ronson tell them paparazzi off, because she’s usually pretty calm/quiet and nice about things, so telling them that their question was stupid is a big step. I expected more out of her, she’s supposed to be a lesbian and lesbian are usually a lot angrier than this, at least when directed at me for asking them for a blowjob because I do not believe they are actually lesbians because everyone knows lesbians don’t exist, they are just rape victims and girls with daddy issues or seeking attention in clubs, and are scared of the cock and forced to an alternative lifestyle until they get over that shit….

Posted in:Paparazzi|Samantha Ronson