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2022

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today is the first day of the rest of your life…..and not because the portal to the alien demons that are going to inhabit the bodies of the people who run the world in a mechanism to wipe out the world population…..but because I’ve decided to become a motivational speaker….DON’T END UP LIKE ME….DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF…..

THE WHOLE Portal to another Dimension seems like it’s a lot of bullshit, only because the mainstream media is running with it, like they didn’t open the portal in 2012 or 2015 and like we’re not under an alien invasion through whoever pushed those COVID restrictions on us.

The good news is that I think they’ve lost their grip, the spell has been broken and their dumb agenda won’t happen because too many people are awake to it…..

That doesn’t mean that the collapse isn’t coming, it just means we’ll probably power through it…..at least some of us….which means MORE PUSSY for me….cuz I’m a fucking survivor everything I do, I do it for for the pussy….even surviving some weird gloablist agenda attack on our freedom….

Here are some morning LINKS…

Paige Spiranac Went Viral Eating Hot Dogs
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Chanel West Coast’s Bikini Baby Bump
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Sabrina Carpenter in a Sheer Dress
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Big Bitch Having a good Time
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Sammy Draper Bouncing Around for America
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Woman Finds Kitten in her Car Wheel
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Jack White Playing Seven Nation Army
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POV of McDonalds During Lunch Rush
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The Rich Can’t Rape
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts….
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2022

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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They are trying to get you….so don’t watch the news. Don’t go on the internet. HIDE! HIDE!!!

We’ve all survived the attempt at accessing the fifth dimension so far, it’s been a day and we’re all still here, so all those conspiracy theorists who think this is biblical end times and that they are trying to open the portal to hell, or that they’ve already opened a portal / porthole / port dock to hell….are just crazy….that whole opening up a gateway for inter-dimensional aliens or demons to basically takeover humans, or at least terra form the earth for their species, or extincting the human species, enslaving the ones they don’t kill….IS SO NUTS…I mean they started it up and we’re all still here….you silly conspiracy theorists…with your crazy ideas that always turn out to be right…..

THEY ARE TRYING TO GET YOU……so don’t watch the news. Don’t go on the internet HIDE! HIDE!! But first click on some stepLINKS and I’ve got them all set up for you….you needy baby.

Bella Thorne Gets Patriotic for the Fourth of July!
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McKayla Maroney Rocked a Bikini for the Fourth
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Brie Larson’s Bikini Run!
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Katy Perry for Abortion
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Kelly Gale’s Hot Bikini Bod
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Craziest Waterpark Send Off
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15 Horror Stories from History
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Anastasia Ashley Pees In Her Wetsuit!
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Paige VanZant’s Husband Kissed Her Booty
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Sommer Ray Sucks on a Lollipop in New Thirst Trap!
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Making a Documentary on the Condo Collapse in Miami
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Best Fireworks Fail on the Internet
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Husky Howls Order at the Drive Thru
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Automated Work Outs
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Josh Allen’s Girlfriend in a White Hot Swimsuit After Friends Trip
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Tanning Her Cheeks!
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Paul Haggis is Freed from Italy Jail
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Why are their Stones Along Train Tracks
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Big Military Plaine Landing in London
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Instant Karma at the Go Kart Track
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Senator Tiara Mack Twerks on The Beach!
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Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker Attended Former 76ers Owner Michael Rubin’s Fourth of July Party
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Carmella Rose Wears Her New Favorite Color Lingerie
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Kim K in a Skimpy Bikini
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Bride Dances with Paralyzed Dad
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Luckiest People Ever
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Crazy Cat and Mini Pinscher Sort it Out
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Addison Rae Hits the Playground with High Snobiety!
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Claire Kittle Doing Her Best Carmen Sandiego in a Skimpy Bikini
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Paris Berelc is a Car Show Model!
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Cat VS RC Spider
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Instant Sun Tan Prank
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Dock/Bridge in the Waves for a Ride
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Hailey Bieber Straddles Her Man!
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Le’Veon Bell’s Ex is On OnlyFans, Confirms She Posts Nudes
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Bella Hadid Deep Stretch
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2012 Fireworks Show in San Diego
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World Record Speed on a Bike
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Iris Law Makes an Interesting Snack!
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Smoke Break with a Nude Model
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Gracie Hunt is Glowing Better This 4th of July in a Bikini
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Shop Amazing Bikinis
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Izabel Goulart – Hot Body Bikini babe
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Kim K Scares Me
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Avril Lavingne in Concert
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Camila Cabello – Bikinis
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Kate Beckinsale Cleavage at an Event
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Sylvie Bikinis
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Joey King Cleavage
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Jennifer Lawrence in Jeans
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Hilary Duff at an Event
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Joey King Underboob
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Pom Klementieff at an Event
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Paris Hilton in her Sweatsuit
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Lily Rose Depp’s Tits are Out in a Hot Dress
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Rita Ora Cleavage at an Event
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Kate Mara Legs
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Kristen Cavallari Ass in Leggigns
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Casey Batchelor – Swimsuit in Ibiza
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Elizabeth Olsen Legs in a Dress
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Chloe Grace Moretz in Public
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Sydney Sweeney in Vogue Looking Hot
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Amanda Bynes in Tight Pants
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Lourdes Leon Fashion Model
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Freida Pinto Cleavage
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Joanna JoJo Levesque in a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Lesbian or Trap
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Taco Tuesday
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Huge Tits Caught Masturbating
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Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar
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Gamer Dildo Ride
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Public Degeneracy
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Side Tit and Booty
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Pussy Rubbing
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Big Tits Set Free
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29 People Having a Shit Day
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Creamy
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Alien Sex Toy
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Artsy Nude Photography
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Fisting
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Are You Ready for Summer
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Masturbating Brunette
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A Bunch of Ass
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Ass Fisting
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Huge Titty Drop
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Hands Free Ass Control
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Naked Protestors
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Ass Massager
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Girls Choose their Masturbating Skills
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They Call her the Smuggler
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Pussy Dance
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PAWG
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Dildo on a Bowl on a Pillow
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Wife Finishes Husband
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Fitness Jerk Off
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Patriotic Hall of Shame
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Big Ass Spread
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Stupid Human Shit
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Big Lips
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Glow in the Dark Finger Bang
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Big Slimer
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Suction Toy
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Foot Control for the Dildo Ride
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Pussy Grippig Weirdness
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Amateur Bones Down
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Easter Bunny and her Dildo
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Dropping Panties
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Picnic Pussy
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Mature BBW
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Lotion on Anus
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Working Two Dudes
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Pee Girl Gone Wild
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Nude Model and the Pole or cage….or dungeon
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Two Dicks one Mouth
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Nude Model on the Couch
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Face Sitting Girls
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Nude Model on the Rocks
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Using Both Hands
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Hot Model and her Dildo
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Fat Pussy Slapper
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2022

05

Jul

Britney Spears Wet in Bikini Hostage Video of the Day

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I don’t believe that this is really Britney Spears on her Honeymoon as they are pretending it is….

I am a firm believer that Britney, the original Britney is dead, replaced or institutionalized.

I don’t think she’s really married, or if she is, that it was a real wedding. Her husband is a hired actor…..

Her social media content is just so fucking fake. I don’t think she’s even updating it herself, because I don’t believe she’s ever been set free from the trap they had her in. I also don’t think she knows how to use social media or update captions….I don’t think she knows how to take bikini pics…

All her pics look like they were shot on an early generation iphone, and I know they would never give Britney any access to the internet, so if she’s actually taking the pics, then it’s likely one of the old person flip phones we should all be using because SMART PHONES are the devil and will destroy our fucking existence.

This is Britney Spears, big business, big budget, all her bikini selfies should be top tier SI shoot quality…..

I’ll still look at her being a whore in bikini pretending she’s free, its’ a funny and heart warming storyline of fans who didn’t care she was in captivity so long as she was on stage for them, until all of a sudden they did care in the height of COVID and it made for GOOD tv, like the fake Johnny Depp / Heard trial everyone CUCKED over while the powers that be did other criminal shit they do.

But I’ll still look at her being a whore in a bikini to keep the distraction alive….as they TURNED on CERN to recreate the big bang and reach the FIFTH dimension without any real knowledge of what demonic shit they’ll unleash….AWESOME!

The world is fucked, so maybe it’s best to be in bikini or staring at bikini since we’re useless eaters who have no ability to save anything, not even ourselves, and definitely not the world.

Either way, the Britney storyline is pretty weird, whether bikinis are involved or not.

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2022

05

Jul

Olivia Culpo Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know why Olivia Culpo’s tits are visible or why she looks like some sort of animation, non human, internet generated image…..but I’ll assume this is one of those internet nerds who knows the steps in photoshop to reduce a photoof a girl in a skimpy dress, to a girl in a sheer dress, so if that discoloration is actually her nipple or not is questionable, but if you pretend you’re in the NFL and you’re needed to be a prop in her social media hustle of being a “fashion influencer”…then you can pretend that it’s her actual nipple on what I assume is her fake tits…..because everything about her, even her social media presence is fake and lame….just contrived influencer content that brands pay her to post because she has idiot white women thinking she matters or her opinion matters….

It is really the collapse of society when people follow random people to be told what to buy or how to live, especially when those random people are whores. CHOOSE BETTER IDOLS…..

HOWEVER, it’s a great hustle for CULPO, she gets the NFL co-signing her existence, all kinds of money that she can do whatever she wants with, like LOTS OF FUCKING MONEY to do whatever she wants with, all from gaming a social media platform with semi slutty pics….

It’s not brilliant, but she’s definitely doing life better than most, probably why people follow her to know what face injections to get….

If these are actually her tits, she’s gotta do more of this, makes me like her more than the non nude infomercial crying for social media attention cuz she thinks she’s hot….right…..

TITS make shit better.

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2022

05

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is probably the biggest breasted actress around, because traditionally there have always been big breasted actresses used to get people into seats, or at least to watch the bullshit propaganda they call “Art” when it’s really for money, political manipulation, societal brainwashing, and making a return on investment…there is no way acting, movies, or any of that is “art” anyway you look at it….and the only people who call it that are the millionaires sitting on their pile of money who feel like they are more important than they are…..

Point being, Sweeney’s tits are art, and that’s why the industry is running as hard as they can with her, getting her tits out as much as possible, finally a celebrity they created is getting some coverage and people are paying attention…..ALL it took was tit.

She’s in a bikini, has a fit tight body to offset the tits, and whether you think she’s interesting as a performer, I’ll assume it’s cuz you’re staring at her tits that the movie bosses are using to LURE you in….

I don’t know what these bikini pics are from, but check out them tits.

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2022

05

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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You see all this bullshit activism from the idiots of the internet who have been indoctrinated by the anti-human satanic agenda….pushing all kinds of divisive garbage on us….while being hypocrites about it….when not apologizing for being white racists….but were are the tiny tit girls outraged and protesting outside the titty implant factory….ya know…..

You all know, not that there is a “you all” but I figure whoever sees this knows all the reasons I love tiny tits, or why I think they matter, because as a man with a stub for a penis, I can’t even titty fuck a set of tits, so rubbing my stump on a sternum works just as well..

They look good, they have nipples to suck on, and the rest of the body isn’t as sloppy as a prone to fat fat titty girl….statistically it makes sense.

So anyone who thinks it is gay to be into Tiny Tits has been jerking off to Ellen Page’s topless trans PECS from that recent photoshoot too much….since tiny tits don’t mean teen boy, unless you want them to, in which case, you’re the one with the issues, not a motherfucker into actual chicks with actual natural tits….

This is a safe space, take your tiny tit hate somewhere else.

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2022

05

Jul

Stefania Ferrario Bush of the Day

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I think I’ve done posts on this girl before, mainly because she’s a body positive activist out of Australia, and part of her body positivity is getting totally naked for everyone to see just how positive she is about her plus sized body.

For whatever reason, likely because she’s in picture and not sitting on my chest, she doesn’t look ALL that plus sized, maybe she’s one of those proportionate fatties who doesn’t look like she’s hiding a loaf of bread or a fucking peanut butter sandwich picnic for four in the crevice between her gunt and her belly button, you know a PICK A FOLD to fuck cuz you can’t penetrate the TOO FAT pussy, assuming you can find the TOO FAT pussy to fuck…..

It’s almost offensive that this girl got famous or work for being plus sized when there are real morbid obese women out there who deserve the title, so that they can cash in and upgrade their handicapped scooter.

I mean I’ve seen real fat and it’s gross and I hate real fat girls cuz they are gross and this girl, barely offends me and I’m pretty critical when it comes to fatness…but that could just be the bush….

My love for bush may outweigh my hatred of fat….but I will say, she’s not posing liek a fat girl cuz there’s no cake smeared on her fat girl face….

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2022

05

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I was in a Starbucks the other day, you know doing July 4th but in Canada things like getting a fucking coffee for a set of tits I was trying to suck on…..I’m weak like that…..

There was a series of Tight Pants in line, like a tight pants parade and I thought to myself, Starbucks is the new stripclub of the generation because you can wait for a coffee and see cunt for free…..they should be charging cover charge at this place…..

Between the moms in leggings and the fitness girl in bike shorts, I thought it abnormal despite seeing tight pants ALL the time, this was an obscene amount of tight pants…but I’ll take it because tight pants make all ass look better…even the fat girl in her bike shorts that were far too short, probably from her vagina eating them, or her not wanting to size up was good….

Later that day, I had to go to Walmart where I rarely have a sexual experience, but this was one of the supercenters with the grocery store and again….a fucking parade of tight pants….mainly skimpy bike shorts….was I in tight pants heaven or are girls just really into exhibitionism….

Don’t answer that.

We know the answer…but thank the tight pants gods for giving them somethig to wear that they feel hot in, so that I can stare at a skin tight version of their asses when doing humiliating shit like buying giant tubs of CHEESE PUFFs and adult diapers at WALLY MART.

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2022

05

Jul

Taylor Momsen Bikini of the Day

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I know there is at least one person out there who can only cum while listening to Taylor Momsen’s original hit “Where are you Christmas” from her Jim Carrey led GRINCH movie…..

It’s a weird fetish, but someone’s gotta have it and it might as well be you!

I’ve never given a shit about Taylor Momsen, as a child star, teen star, or candy-coated rock and roller with her shitty rock band she used to make herself an edgier version of someone cast on Gossip Girl…at the worst possible time for Rock Music, because no one seemed to care….

I actually forgot she existed until recently, when she had her tits out for attention because she was dropping another album she’s likely contractually obliged to drop ,because if she could have her way, she’d probably opt out of humiliating herself on stage night after night, but it pays.

SO seeing her and her 28 year old body in a bikini with some lesbian undertones as a bought, created by an industry, it’s all she knows puppet, is not all that exciting, but I like skinny tiny tit bodies in bikinis so it works.

It feels like it’s been forever since we last heard the Momsen name, but she’s still under 30, so get your jerking off in if you can…2 years until the metabolism stops and she looks like a walmart cashier.

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2022

05

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It’s summer, so for some of us land locked fucks who experience a 10 month long winter, we will get our chance to see some real life bikinis in public places, whether it is the pool, the waterpark, maybe a friend’s house, a campground, hotel or beach…and if you’re like me, who hasn’t grown up in Florida or California, where for the last 20 years the bikinis on ALL ages have got skimpier and skimpier, you’re not and never will be desensitized to some girls in swimwear…..

Sure, we’ve had all the hardcore, softcore, internet half nakedness for social media that the rest of the world has had, but real life is a whole different ball game for a pervert and this month is our PRIME voyeuristic time.

I post these bathing suit round-up pics that are just random girls in swimwear to keep the passion alive for when I get to see some in real life, always a far better experience even if the tits are sloppier or smaller, the bellies and thighs and asses bigger and more cellulite ridden……I’m into it because whether you know how to swim or not, you can still get hard looking at a bitch in a bikini when she’s tanning half her cunt lips about 5 feet from you.

This is my “HOLD MUSIC”….while I wait to speak to a real agent in real.

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