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2022

20

May

Katee Sackhoff Nerdy Semi Nude of the Day

Katee Sackhoff is the 42 year old from Battlestar, a show I haven’t watched, but have heard good things about, from basically every nerd I’ve ever met, which may be why I didn’t watch it, but that could also be because space isn’t real, the earth is flat, we are surrounded by a Firmament, it’s in the bible, and they’re just fucking with us to make us think we are small and insignificant, right…

Whether those conspriacies are fact or not doesn’t change my opinion on movies or shows that take place in space, I have always hated them, even as a little confused autistic child…

I know Katee Sackoff from the Longmire series, currently on Nashville’s own Circle Network, every night at 6 pm….it’s basically Yellowstone before Yellowstone and I was sad they ended it because I like cowboy shit.

She’s 42, she’s a big broad, and she’s naked or partially naked, you can see her pussy pants through her legs and I figure friday is for nerd clickbait so take it even if there’s no nudity in the strategic nude…you gotta leave something for the imagination, I guess, but she’s also at that mid 40s age of who cares, final hurrah, here are my tits you fucking perverts….which I guess she hasn’t reached yet.

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2022

20

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I saw some pretty promising advancements in my dream for a On/Off passport tied into my neurolink brain chip that keeps me connected to the internet without any device because I am the hardware…..and it wasn’t that Elon Musk paid his flight crew pretty well for allowing him to show them his dick…something a lot of dudes with either ridiculously small dicks or ridiculously big dicks do…I’ve been to enough parties to have seen enough dicks I wasn’t wanting to see…it’s a thing…and I’m not defending Elon, but if I got 250k to see a billionaire’s dick on a regular work day as a flight waitress…I’d be pretty happy about it.

I am not an Elon Groupie, I do think he’s the anti-christ, I am just saying that I am seeing some great updates including that Canadians miss the vaccine passports, they want to keep the dirty unvaccinated out of their stores….they want them back…..AND more importantly, they are running a pilot project for the digital ID system in Canada, at first for travel, but you know in time it will be for social credit and vaccine passports…which means….they may implement the ON/OFF feature for social credit I think we need….On/Off in REAL time, rather than this clunky, looking at pics on the internet of it…so 1990s….get FUTURE people.

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2022

20

May

Delilah Belle Hamlin Looking Edible of the Day

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Here’s some Delilah Belle Hamlin in one of the better Boston Whaler ads you’ve probably ever seen, because you’ve likely never seen a Boston Whaler ad, if anything it’s just a reminder that bitches like boats…get boats, get bitches…even if this is her dad’s boat, it still gets bitches…

Either way, the Lisa Rina slutty daughter crawling around in her bikini, because standard bikini pics aren’t slutty enough, featuring a wad of cum or tanning oil…on her ass to look like a wad of cum is a pretty interesting accessory, we gotta expect to see become a trend, because the world is a bunch of sheep, you just don’t notice it when it’s girls leveling up on the slutty….but like sports feats, when people break records held for decades and all of a sudden 40 people after the record is broken break the same record, they just needed the proof it could be done…only you can jerk off to this easier.

I don’t think the Hamlin daughter is anything special, just a rich kid living her best half naked, ass up in the air life…which I guess is special enough…

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2022

20

May

Feminist Friday of the Day

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These girls are not necessarily feminists, but I’ll assume that in this day and age, a girl would have to call herself a feminist if asked, for fear of backlash by some blue haired, outraged and sceaming, maybe even using HASHTAGS on social media in hopes of cancelling the bitch, for sharing her traditional gender role approach to her life, because the real woke can’t sleep knowing you’re perfectly happy basking in things they deem injust, or outdated, or NOT VERY PROGRESSIVE.

These girls are just girls who aren’t wearing bras because bras suck for both the wearer and ther observer….even if bras give sloppy tits misleading second life…I’d still rather see the full package while inappropriately staring at tits of people I don’t know walking around in public, not that I go out in public, why would I, when I can chain myself to the damn computer, it’s all I know!

All this to say BRALESS girls are great, DOWN with the Patriarchy….let me be a whore, my right!

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2022

20

May

Britney Spears Still Naked of the Day

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I don’t know if they Britney play is to humiliate her, to make her look crazy, to fuck with her mind, but I have a hard time believing these nude pics she keeps posting are of her, or are recent because they look like they were shot on late 90s phone technology.

I do know that photoshop was involved in the making of this Britney post Miscarriage weirdness, because look at that fucking door, doors typically don’t look like you’re on mushrooms in photo….

I do like that she runs them through multiple filters, but can’t land on one, so she just posts all three, it’s pretty fucking strange….and by she, I mean whoever is running her feed, that I am perfectly fine misgendering, because her gender isn’t my problem.

Britney did say she wanted to post more nudes like Miley in her Conservatorship plea to the judge back when that was the activist cause during a pandemic…so I guess she’s getting what she wants, but I find it as creepy as her last 10 years of being held in captivity by her team….but it’s still nude Britney!

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2022

20

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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You may have woke up to a viral video of a breast feeding mommy influencer from Canada, running out to save her goose from some mean spirited bird of prey, with baby on tit, rocking a pair of full back mom panties…because I did.

My first thought was “the things people do to be famous”….you know setting her goose up to be eaten by a bird she was probably luring in for a few weeks building up to it….I mean with her camera propped perfectly at the perfect time in the day when she’s feeding her kid….what’s the well being of a goose matter when you can get on all the news feeds….

But then I saw the mom panties and knew that no girl, not even a mom, especially not a mom, would be wearing granny panties, even now that they are normalized for her first viral moment, even if it makes it seem more authentic….it’d be something a little hotter…

But I guess, some people out there find the full back panty hot because it feels real, it feels like it’s not staged, I know dudes who HATE when their girl puts on lingerie, they find it awkward and want the normal relationship panty….

I guess, some women out there want to reclaim thee full back panty for some activism, to feel like they have a cause, even if it just involves posting panties…instead of doing other activism to make the world a better place.

I guess, most dudes, like me, are just happy to stare at girls in panty.

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2022

20

May

Lili Reinhart Showing Leg of the Day

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In some solid news, Riverdale’s been cancelled after 7 seasons, which is great news to anyone who has seen Riverdale and tried to understand how it was more than just a 90 minute movie, a “Who done it” when they were searching for hottie Cheryl Blossom’s twin’s killer….but that they obviously got a generation of young people with no real sense of quality entertainment since they haven’t ever been exposed to much beyond selfies and TikToks, plus with no attention span, they hardly notice what’s going on, or how bad it’s written, since they are sexting.

Either way, the cast, who you can tell hated the show for the last 4 years are probably pumped, they can finally do other things….and the big girl they cast as BETTY, is out here in a big girl swimsuit, saying “I’m pregnant”….at least she looks it.

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2022

20

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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In the event you don’t think we’re in a spiritual war, that the good guys will end up winning, but that will take a while to play out…..

Then you’re probably not prepping for the currency to collapse, the food shortages to get serious, where people start eating each other….

So you don’t have yourself an escape plan, a compound in the middle of the woods, a garden where you’re growing your own food, some chickens to make you eggs…or some FISHNETS to catch your food…

I figure the FISHNETS as life hack are a great starting point for you to use to catch your fish, at least that’s what you tell the girl at the cash when you’re buying them, assuming you still use a cash with a HUMAN, I mean why would you do that when there’s tech… plus you can jerk off to them when alone in your bunker in need of a one man show, where you play all the characters out yourself, it’s lonely in the bunker and boners are still had.

Point being, these fishnets girls do it better, but remember them for when the internet is turned the fuck off…and you’re the one in the fishnets jerking off to yourself pretending your one of these babes…

Things are getting weird.

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2022

20

May

Some Demons Ruining Society of the Day

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I am a firm believer that we are in some kind of spiritual war, because I see people, listen to people, and try to understand where they are coming from, but only see demon logic. I blame 2 years of a pandemic for officially waking me up to the whole calculated destruction of humanity, and these are some of the people who have been indoctrinated by the propaganda and probably have no idea.

But it is important for us to look at them, in the content they produce of themselves, to remember they aren’t the norm, they are bat shit crazy, probably medicated, just not enough, and clearly a product of the internet and media and wokeism.

I am not a political person, but when I see a crazy fuck trying to tell me how to think, who manipulate the kids, confuse them are basically fucking demon about it….it’s not a political issue. It’s a humanity as a whole issue. We’ve been too spoiled, too lazy, too decadent, too passive, too self involved, too woke, and this is the shitty, creepy but hilarious because it is so insane results…

You’d think they can’t be serious, but they are….monsters.

He is a doctor pushing for kids to get sex changes – probably because it’s a money maker for the hospitals…

This girl explains how one person can cheat on their partner with other people because of their alternate personalities..each personality deserves love…sounds satanic.