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2008

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Darn right I watched the debate. Darn right Palin is not suited for the job and just spewed out rehearsed garbage to connect with America. Darn right she’s in the dark, avoided questions and darn right she was condescending with her references to Joe Six Pack and Hockey mom’s when we all know Hocky is for Canadians. Darn right she’s a fine lookin’ woman and darn right I almost got hard the numerous times she winked at me.

Here are my links, they are a toxic mess on main street and I sure do respect you for clicking my links, the number of you who end up on the various sites I’ve posted here today will be a real barometer to whether the Maverick who writes this site has anyone reading this site and if I can quote Ronald Reagan twice to secure that point because he was one of America’s great Hollywood stars, remember that I am the only blogger who has actually fought for you…

Ok, enough of that, Palin is the neutral, like a waitress serving me warm apple pie, like the small town girl who looks amazing and is hard to listen to because you sit there in amazement that she has 5 kids and claims to be nothing but a soccer mom, but who is worth more than a million dollars and here are my links….they are worth a solid 0 dollars.

5 Actresses Who Probably Like Anal Sex
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Christina Milian Has No Panties On!
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Uhhhh… Didn’t Catherine Zeta-Jones Used to Be Smokin’ Hot?
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Car Versus Ramp
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Brooke Hogan Shows Off Her Stripper Tits
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Lucy Pinder Likes Eating Ramen Noodles
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Lady News Anchor Let’s One Go, The Swedish Way!
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If the US Election Was an 80’s Sitcom
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Jessica Simpson is Hiding Her Coochie
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Trust ME, I Know Porn
Pam Anderson Just Keep Getting Rougher. Oh and Here’s Her Panties As Well
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Cameron Diaz Is Has Seriously Gotta Ditch That Red Lipstick.
You Already Look Enough Like The Joker Honey
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Is This The BRitney Sex Tape We Have All Been Waiting For?
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Watch You Back When You’re in Mcdonalds
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Because the Girls in Bars Are All the Same
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Human Canvas Body Art
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Little Bill O’Reilly
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Keeley Hazell Thinks All You Ladies SHould Touch Your Breasts More
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So Peeing on an Electric Fence Does, In Fact, Get You Electrocuted
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All That Glitters is Not Gold
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Some Extreme FItness Model Gallery
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Brea Brennet is All Sorts of Sexy
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Have a Go At Yourself in the Bath, Why Not
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Khloe Kardashian Doesn’t Care That Her Drunk Driving Could Have Killed Someone
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Wow, If You’re Gonna Buy Cocaine, You Should At Least Do It More Discreetly
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Leighton Meester is at Some Event or Another
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No Matter How Much Things Suck, Getting Laid Always Makes Them Better
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Uhhh…I Don’t Understand These New Levi’s Ads
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Striptease of the Day
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Fire Farting Low Rider
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Dirty Words – the Letter C
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Call Me Crazy, But I Don’t Think That’s Covered in the Warrenty
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Mr. Clean is Dead!
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Sluts and Cars. Who Could Ask For Anything More?
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Puma Suede Has Left Me Speechless
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Lily Cole Does French Playboy
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Now THAT’S a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Use This to Get Sex, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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This Brightened My Day, and I’m Sure It Will do the Same For You
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I Get What Pufy is Saying, But At the Same Time, I Think He’s Losing My Mind
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I Don’t Know About You, But a Little Yellow Always Brightens My Day
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Would It Be Wrong to Get a Lynx and Keep It In the Filth That Is My House
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Tag Team Whores
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USB Mini Fridge Anyone?
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Mommy is Flashing Her Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

02

Oct

Jessica Alba and Her Muzzle for Obama of the D

So it’s the Vice President debate tonight and I hope Palin is asked what she will do when she wins Miss America and gets that scholarship she’s after. Someone emailed me today saying that Palin is even against abortion when the pregnancy comes from rape or incest. With her in office, I can only imagine the shitty flipper babies that will be the next generation America when all you sick fuck’s can’t get rid of the evidence of those magical nights with your younger sister who doesn’t know any better because she’s asleep.

Either way, Alba, someone you’d all fuck if she was your sister, came out with this new S&M picture to support Obama, if only she had the panty version back when she deliberately skipped the pill to lock Cash Warren down for life, while ruining her vagina and hopefully her career in the process by getting pregnant, then maybe I’d still be able to find her worth fucking and thus worth listening too when it comes to making a politcal decision, but instead, she’s just an uneducated, mexican mom to me and their only good for beating up.

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Muzzle

2008

02

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hits Up the Tanning Salon of the Day

Miley Cyrus like all young sluts, was spotted leaving the tanning salon the other day. There’s just something about tanning salons that screams that anyone who goes to them is not a fucking virgin, especially when they are in California, the Sunny State, leading me to believe she’s sleeping in all day and in up all night doing inappropriate things with her vagina. The only places that would confirm that she is breaching her promise ring promise, more than this tanning salon, would be the Bikini Wax Studio or Planned Parenthood. Either way, she’s not hot, she’s underage, so thinking about her banging shouldn’t be on your masturbation list, but whether she gets fully naked or leaves her panties on during her tanning bed sessions, should be, I just haven’t figured out why.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Tanning

2008

02

Oct

Dita Von Teese and Her Monster Friends of the Day

Dita Von Teese is a fucking monster. Her pale skin. Her whole Vampire from the 1800s act. Her marrying Manson and it turns out so are her fucking friends. The worst thing about all this is that each and everyone of them is probably rich, bored and that’s why they joined whatever cult they are in, but I know that if I saw them standing anywhere, I’d either turn the fuck around or pull out my bible that I like to carry around with me everywhere I go because I like to bust it out to make the girls I date rape feel like they are actually in a motel room because I am considerate like that, when we hit the back alley, not that they’d remember it the next day. Oh…the beauty of modern medicine.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

02

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Still in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

The paparazzi agency that owns these pictures of Lohan and Ronson on their Lesbian Beach Party are on my jock about posting their pictures. They want me to pay them 500 dollars for 100 images and they think that that is a good fucking deal. In trying to figure out how to get out of it, because I don’t have 500 dollars to pay them, I decided to find out who manages Samantha Ronson’s DJing and ask them for a letter of consent to use the pictures. I figure if I can get the approval from every celebrity, I’ll be in the clear and won’t have to shut down the site, or worse, figure out a new strategy to produce original content so that no one can come after me and sue me for using their shit. It turns out that despite them not caring about using their pictures, they don’t own their pictures and can’t give me the okay, despite being the stars of the fucking pictures. That was seriously backwards to me, but it isn’t as backwards as Lohan was the night before these pictures were when they were trying to find a new way to rub their vaginas together like they were trying to start a fire after they were left on a deserted island. It turns out that because the paparazzi rented a boat to stalk these poor girls when they are minding their own business, people like me have to pay big money to post and comment on the images. So fuck you paparazzi for killing my spirits and ruining the site one post at a time. I was pretty happy ruining the site on my own and didn’t think I needed help doing it. Either way, I am posting the pics anyway.

Posted in:Bikini|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2008

02

Oct

Kim Kardashian Takes a Shitty Fat Chick Jog of the Day

I always find it funny seeing fat people work out. I don’t know what it is but I always laugh in their face and feel the need to give them words of encouragement like I am watching someone run a marathon and are covered in shit and puke and 100 yards away from the finish line, only instead of actually doing anything impressive, the fat people are fully decked out in sports gear and are walking briskly, but still manage to have the look of impending death on their faces. I guess it’s nice to see people attempt to improve their overall health, but sometimes its a little too late for them and they should have probably taken the initiative by saying no to cake over the last 10 years of their life. I mean I am a fat guy and I live with a fat woman and I see both of us struggle to do everyday things, like fit into chairs, stand up after sitting on the couch and even when trying to fuck we end up giving up because of pulled muscles, uncontrollable heart rates and light headedness, which has turned out to be the greatest excuse no to bang my wife and also to never dress up in athletic gear and make a fool of myself in public.

Here’s Kim Kardashian still delusional about being a fat chick, she seriously thinks she’s normal sized and has the right to do what normal sized people do and that is funny.

Posted in:Fat Ass|Jog|Kim Kardashian

2008

02

Oct

Jessica Biel Does a Practice Run of the Day

Justin TImberlake’s in trouble. Here are the power couple and I am only labeling that because Biel can pench press a small car, at some friend’s wedding and it seems like she is part of the wedding party and like all Bride’s Maids, is probably feeling the burn in her vagina to find a man and lasso him in so that she can be the star of her own magical day one day, when all eyes will be on her and when she won’t just be the back burner sidekick in her friend’s moment of fucking glory. The whole thing is insane to me. I don’t understand marriage especially now that I am married and I only did it for financial security, I don’t get why women get so bored in their life that they want to spend a year of their life making annoying plans to have some fantasy wedding they dreamed of as a kid, but I do know that bridesmaids are always horny as fuck by the end of the ceremony and shit works better than roofies so there is no doubt in my mind that Justin Timberlake was sucking massive cock shortly after these pictures were taken.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Justin Timberlake|Practice Wedding

2008

02

Oct

Brooke Hogan’s Leopard Print Bra of the Day

Brooke Hogan is a fucking beast and she’s out showing off her big weird new tits in a bra to distract us from the pulsating 4 inch clit she’s got tucked away nicely in her pants. I have no idea why she’s making that scary face, but I assume scary faces is something the people close to Brooke Hogan are used to, especially the dudes who get to fuck her. I remember a while back, I was banging this girl who made the scariest fucking facial expressions while having sex. It was like watching a Jim Carrey movie, only it wasn’t funny. Shit went from normal passionate faces, to slowly getting possessed faces, to bad cartoon faces and always ended in tears, the worse thing about it was the noises that came along with those facial expressions, from grunts, to screams to cries of bloody fucking murder and I never knew whether to laugh or cry or put a pillow over her face, but I did always know that it was a total cockblock and was pretty much successful in not letting me come to orgasm. I guess it serves me right for pickin’ her up at some instution for the deaf.

Posted in:Beast|Brooke Hogan|Tits

2008

02

Oct

Britney Spears Does it for the Kids of the Day

I wonder who’s amazing idea it was to let the crazy lady play with innocent, unsuspecting kids. I remember when I was a kid, my foster parents took us on a trip to visit some religious cult in the mountains during the winter. Now I don’t know how familiar you are with religious cults, but they tend to breed insane fucking offspring. Sure the parents are all recovering addicts, fucked up people trying to get reformed, or just molestors figuring attaching themselves to something seemingly normal will distract the other parents from realizing that they like jerking off little boys. One night the parents had some Jesus dance, that was probably an orgy or something else twisted and distorted for God and they left this goth, before goth was really popular, who had been institutionalized numerous times for drugs and attempted suicide and assault and battery, fat 15 year old daughter of one of the families in the group to watch over the 5 kids of the other people in the group. Within five minutes of being left alone with the psycho, she was putting knives to are necks, threatening to burn down the house and even locked me outside in my pajamas to fend for myself because I called her out for being a fucking nutcase and making the other kids cry. In retrospect, I would rather have spent the night with her, than be alone with Britney Spears, despite how financially beneficial Britney is for ever dude who ever sticks his dick in her, she still remains and unstable mess of a person and I am pretty sure her pussy doesn’t smell like roses, unless those roses are dipped in rotting flesh, in which case she may smell like those specific roses, but not the roses you buy your mom on Mother’s Day.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2008

02

Oct

Some Shitty Hip Hop Video’s Got Some Fat Ass in it of the Day

I got this email saying that some Kim Kardashian twin was in some hip hop video, so I decided to click the link, because I was expecting to see the shit take place at a fast food joint, where the Kim Kardashian twin was smearing burgers all over her fat body, but instead I got this amateur garbage set to a shitty fucking song with some girls in cheap clothes who obviously think they are hot enough to be real hip hop video girls, but are in fact definitely not fit for the bill. Watch it, it made me laugh, probably because the dude behind the song and the video actually thinks he’s got skills or talent to take him to the top….but maybe it’s just because the girls are busted.

Posted in:Hip Hop Shit