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2008

16

Sep

Rebecca Romijn Stamos’ Pregnant Hard Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know what’s worse, knowing that John Stamos used to fuck your chick or waking up and realizing that you are Jerry O’Connell, who despite landing some hot pussy after her prime, but is still hot pussy is still Jerry O’Connell, and despite having all kinds of money and Royalties from shit he did like My Secret Identity” , Stand By Me and Ollie Hopnoodle’s Haven of Bliss, dude’s still Jerry O’Connell.

I guess only he has the answer to one of life’s great mysteries that isn’t really a mystery at all, but I’ll never get to know the answer because he thinks he’s too cool for me and doesn’t answer my emails and he probably is too cool for me so I guess the real answer I was lookin’ for is that being Jesus Martinez is worse than bagging Stamos’ sloppies or being Jerry O’Connell and that’s the end of this post….

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Posted in:Pregnant|Rebecca Romijn Stamos

2008

16

Sep

Kat DeLuna Gets Booed Singing the National Anthem of the Day

I don’t know who this Kat DeLuna chick is, but was told that she is some next Mariah Carey or some shit and it turns out she can’t sing and the American public booed her off the field at a recent football game. Despite popular belief, I am not really a good judge of talent, so I don’t like what I am hearing, but that’s probably because it’s a shitty fucking song and not actually her singing ability, but I do know she’s some immigrant lookin’ bitch and should be sent back to where she belongs. Leave America is for white people, since it is on some FUBU shit and since the founding fathers are white and raped and killed the indians for land, brought in the blacks and mexicans in as migrant workers and then the Chinese and Asians followed because they realized there was a need from convenience stores leaving no room for unity, acceptance or some brown chick singing the National Anthem when despite being America has no right singing it because she is one of those non-white Americans the real Americans look down on and that’s probably the real reason she is getting booed. White people in the audience are like “what’s that thing doing singing OUR song”…..Then again maybe she just can’t sing.

Posted in:Kat DeLuna

2008

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

If you are wondering why I have taken so long to get the links up, it’s because I was depressed and dealing with some pretty major personal loss. The dudes from the alley outside my house, who have been sneaking back there the last 3 weeks to do whatever the fuck they do, and that I never knew what they were doing, even though I’ve been wanting to get invited to witness it and it seems that no matter how much I stand on the corner and how hard I give them the eyes like a desperate whore in the off-season lookin’ for some money because she’s hungry, hasn’t eaten in a week and just wants a fuckin’ burger for fuck’s sake….they just ignore me.

Either way, they got arrested and when I saw the cops outside, I ran out to see, hoping it wasn’t them, and it was, so I guess my fun is over and I’ll never know what kind of party was going down back there, which could be a good thing, because they were probably suckin’ each other off, and despite liking blow jobs, I can’t get down to THOSE kinds of blowjobs. I’ll be over it in a couple hours and in the meantime, here are my links.

Hot Tits of the Day
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I Love Me a Good Cat Fight
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The Hottest Candy Girls Make You Want To Lick The Wrapper:
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Hey Megan Fox, Whats All That White Stuff?
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And Here She Is in Maxim
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Fat Boy Skateboard Splits
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Rose McGowen Needs to Shut Her Fucking Mout
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Are Kate Moss’ Nipples Perpetually Hard
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Miley Cyrus Pretends She Isn’t a Whore By Going to Church With Her Older Boyfriend
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Skeletor’s Fantasy Boobs
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Man Has Sex With Car
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Some Bitches Who Like to Show Off Their Shit. Figuratively Speaking
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THE BEST RADIO AD EVER
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I’m Sorry, But You Gun Toting American’s Scare The Shit Out Of Me
Squirrel Melts? Jesus Christ
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Some Carmen Electra Goodness
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Bored? Here’s Some Porn
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Captain Sulu’s Big Gay Wedding
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Domain Namke Dollar Store
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Wedgie Fetish? Are You Serious?
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Beach Bitch Beatdown
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Teeny Bopper Club
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Why Hello Andi Valentino
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Amy Winehouse Didn’t Show Up to Her Own Birthday Party
Surprised. Not Surprised.
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Find a Bitch to Fuck
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Vegetable Pussy
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Jessica Alba Is Mad Again
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Pole Crash
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Alicia Keys is a Home Wrecker
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Get Laid, Because Sex is Awesome
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Dita Von Tease is Stupid But Here’s Her wonder Bra Commercial Anyways
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Lohan Looks Pretty Hot at Ultra Supper Club in Toronto
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Striptease of the Day
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And Now, The Tightest Ass Ever
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She Forgot to Lock the Door
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172 Foot Dive
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Hayden Panty Airs Camel Toe
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Muriel is Naked on a Excercise Ball
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And Now The New Shannon Doherty
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Eva Mendes I Love You of the Day
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The 80’s in a Minute or Two
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Hurricane Bear!
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And the New Shitney Album Comes Out…
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Bowling With Veronica
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Electric Shock Pen Prank
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Aubrey O’Day Turned Down a Role Suckin’ Dick but Still Makes Time to Abuse Her Dog…
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Some Cameron Diaz in Blue Latex
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How Not To Get Your Girlfriend Back
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

A Young Ethnic Girl Gets NAKED
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Some Big Pierced Tits
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Some Young Ass…Some Young Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

15

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Did a Triathlon of the Day

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The biggest assed joke of the day is that a fat Jennifer Lopez did some triathlon like she’s some kind of athlete for a charity that I call trying to prove herself. She took about 2.5 hours to complete it and she had some help from her trainer, who based on her ass, isn’t the kind of trainer I’d hire for my wife if I was rich and famous, mainly because if I was rich and famous, I’d drop my wife off at the curb and move onto younger hotter pussy, but also because dude’s obviously not very good at his job. Sure you can argue that her ass is genetic and that it’s some beautiful phenomenon that you love, but I like to think it’s cuz you have no standards and no real opinion of your own and you just jumped on the bandwagon, because the only person who would find anything about this hot is a black man and that’s just because they like any pussy that isn’t attached to a black woman, no matter how offensive it is, proven in the fact that I was out with my wife this weekend and at least 5 black guys freaked out, in a good way when she walked by, to the point where I had to turn to them and ask them if they were on fuckin’ drugs because cat calling a cow, confuses me so much that it’s gotta be drug related….

Either way, here she is being active because it’s funny.

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Posted in:Athlete|J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez

2008

15

Sep

Lohan Hit the Paparazzi of the Day

Lohan punched a paparazzi in the face and everyone is making a big deal out of the shit. They don’t realize that she didn’t do it because she hates the paparazzi because they are invading her personal space or tripping her at events by cluttering her, she actually likes the paparazzi and considers them her friends and a huge part of her marketing campaign that’s why she always tips them off as to where she is going to be. She did it because she’s a fucking lesbian now, or at least pretending to be a lesbian, and she just finished reading the chapter on hating all things with a dick and doing everything you can to destroy all things with a dick in her lesbian training manual. She she’s just trying to stand her tough guy stance and she’s doing it by straight punches to faces. It’s nice to see that lesbianism hasn’t made her an angry little rat of a person, and that she’s finally at peace now that she’s found herself. I figure all she needs is a good dickin’, like some seriously hardcore fuckin sex to bring her back to that calm, drug addicted Lohan we all loved. I am sure you can relate to the frustration she’s feeling, considering you’ve spent the last couple of years trying to find ways to masturbate that simulates the sex you once had, knowing all the while that it just doesn’t feel the same as doing the real deal. I give Lohan a few more fights before she finally caves in and goes back to cock while Ronson stands on the sidelines upset that her firm controlling grip got loose….

Either way, I hope I get invited to the wedding.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Paparazzi

2008

15

Sep

Brooke Hogan in a Bikini of the Day

Brooke Hogan is showing off her big fake tits in her bikini and I guess despite hating Brooke Hogan’s masculinity and her broad shoulders and trashy rich north Florida upbringing, I have to say she doesn’t look as bad as she has in the past, proving that all it takes to make your dressing like a chick more believable isn’t about how proper you tuck your cock in, but how big your fake tits are, because the bigger the tits, the less broad your shoulders look, making the only real complicated thing about being a woman in a man’s body is explaining to your mother why all of her lingerie is stretched out and to the random men you bring home, why you have a penis…..cuz from what I’ve been told, that kind of deception gets trannies killed. True story.

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan

2008

15

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Kissing a Co-Star of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden kissing some gimpy dude with a big nose who has to be Jewish on set of something she’s filming. Shit reminds me of a t gay experience that happened a couple of days ago. I was on the bus, exhausted and past the fuck out. I woke up leaning on the shoulder of some brown dude who was sitting next to me, I looked at him, he smiled, I apologized and he stroked my hair with his hand and said “anytime”. It was a little awkward and I got off at the next stop, even though it wasn’t my stop and I am hoping that’s the last time I see that dude, like I am hoping this is the gateway to seeing Hayden shoving her dick in a gay dude, not because I am into Gay porn, but because I want proof that this bitch doesn’t own a pussy.

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Kissing

2008

15

Sep

Brad Garrett on Fox & Friends After the Show of the Day

Here’s a video I am posting because it defends the kind of comedy I like to think I do. I make fun of everything and everyone gets all uptight about the shit and it’s annoying because it is just jokes and all those people don’t have a sense of humor. I am not saying that I am actually funny, but I am saying that I don’t mean to hurt all your little sensitive feelings when I am an asshole.

The other reason I am posting this is because the whole sitcom world takes seemingly talented or at least funny comedians, who at one time were innovative or at least interesting to listen to because they didn’t give a fuck, but sell out for lots of money, making them look like pussies to the rest of the world annoying us via our televisions without ever knowing what they did before they got the gig as Ray’s brother and even after seeing him in action, won’t go back to his old stuff, but I do know that dude ruined himself by not selling out in a way to retain his street cred. I guess he’s got the last laugh because of his huge bank account and shit, but I still think that kind of oppression on someone’s creativity is depressing and another reason why Hollywood ruins lives. Enjoy.

Posted in:Brad Garret|Comedy|Fox & Friends

2008

15

Sep

Serial Killer Love Song of the Day

You know the world doesn’t have enough Serial Killer Love songs. Here’s a little Charles Manson song to pick up your spirits, just try not to think about the pregnant woman he brutally murdered when you slow dance to this shit with your pillow, pretending it was a woman to hold because you know one day, it just might be one. There are a lot of horny desperate older ladies out there lookin’ for a guy just like you, you just have to put yourself out there. I believe in you.

Posted in:Charles Manson|Love Song.

2008

15

Sep

Kim Kardashians’ Funny Facebook Ad of the Day

So this Laura’s Weight Loss site is using Kim Kardashian’s image on their site to promote some weight loss program. Now I don’t know much about marketing and advertising and shit, but I do know that she’s better suited for a chocolate bar company, because let’s face it, if you want a Kim Kardashian body, all you have to do is sit on your couch and start eating.

Having her promoting a diet, is like hiring Magic Johnson to promote condoms, Lindsay Lohan to promote Abstinence, Amy Winehouse to promote sobriety, Jennier Lopez to promote music school, you get what I am saying…..

Posted in:Ad|Kim Kardashian