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2008

05

Aug

Kate Moss’ Ass Crack and Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

I once knew a drug addicted whore, actually I’ve known a lot of crackwhores, I’ve even dated crackwhores who I didn’t know were actual whores, but would come home to catch her sucking random cock behind my back for money and I’d let her stick around because I was actually squatting in her shitty apartment and I had no where else to go, but that’s really got nothing to do with this post of Kate Moss’ ass.

When I look at it I am reminded of this cokehead I knew who would never shit because she was on this diet coke and cocaine diet. She hardly ate actual food, but obviously had to sometimes to stay alive and about once a month she would take these nasty fucking shits that made my wife’s shit look like a fuckin’ delicious chocolate birthday cake. After partying, she’d sneak off to the bathroom and would be in there for about an hour and within 5 minutes a nasty fuckin’ smell that you could taste would pollute the living room I would be sitting in. It was like a mix of chemicals and death and no matter how hot this bitch was, I just couldn’t bring myself to eat her out knowing the mess that was inside her.

I guess it’s pretty relevant to be talking about shit for such a shitty fucking post, now look at some pictures of Kate Moss on a boat, showing some tit and ass, as she likes to do because she just doesn’t give a fuck because she’s like a modern day hippie, who everyone has already seen naked and who doesn’t mind being naked and that’s something I respect in a woman, except when not giving a fuck means not showering and gaining 60 to 100 pounds in 6 years of marriage.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kate Moss|Nipple

2008

05

Aug

Lydia Hearst and Aubrey O’Day Make Out of the Day

I have been having computer problems so I slept at a friend’s house after passing out there drunk last night because he said I could use his shit. It was a much needed vacation from the hell that is my living situation. I only woke up at 11:30 and my friend was watching Lydia Hearst and Tyson talking about underwear, because today is underwear day and she announced that she doesn’t wear underwear on national TV. Since she’s always been a sweetheart to me on facebook I decided to write her something about how hot I find it that she doesn’t wear underwear and I say these series of facebook status updates…..

Lydia seriously folks…. seeing isn’t believing… some things are just meant for the silver screen…12:54am

Lydia seriously folks…. seeing isn’t believing… some things are just meant for the silver screen…GOTCHA.5:24am

Lydia *NOTE: Last night was for a movie. Thank you to everyone who participated and sorry for those who were unaware of the staged scenes. See Fanpage for more info.6:00am

Lydia Sorry to all the photographers who were unaware that the lesbian scene was publicly staged for a movie; thanks for your participation. More info on my FanPage.11:38am

I didn’t realize what she was talking about, but came across the pics and decided to post them. I am all for girls making out with girls, even if it’s for a cry for attention or if it’s an attempt to make fun of Sam Ronson, Hearts’ trust fund rich kid buddy who went to high school with her and the rumor is that Sam Ronson took Lydia Hearsts’ Fiance to their high school Grad and Lydia Hearst is mad because it ruins their fairytale love story. There’s some scoop for you that you don’t give a fuck about.

The truth is that this is pretty fuckin’ weak making out, they aren’t even bumpin’ cunts and there’s no way this is for the “silver screen” or “staged” or “planned”, it’s just a dumb drunken stunt she’s trying to cover up.

I hate Danity Kane and I didn’t understand why a socialite who is richer than God would be hanging out with a member of a trashy reality TV created Band, but then I realized they were introduced by their hair dresser and sometimes it’s cool to hang out with poor people to feel better about yourself, the same reason why this guy I know throws quarters at homeless people, he feels like they are a good luck charm and give him karma points that will make him have a luckier, better day. Some kind of piss and shit covered, vomiting lucky charm that’s magically disgusting

I am hungover.

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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Lydia Hearst

2008

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to watch a bunch of senior lawn bowling because I heard it’s the number one place to spot someone have a heart attack or stroke and I figured it would make me value my life a little more than I already do. I am lying, I went because I heard it was a rich old person sport and I figured there would be some hot rich old lady pussy that was desperate for some male attention because their husbands died decades ago. I am lying, I went because it’s free to watch and I don’t realy have many options for entertainment that’s free, other than stealing my neighbor’s internet connection.

Either way, here’s some links to entertain you for free, you cheap fucks….


Segway’s Are Twice As Funny When People Fall Of Them
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Tracy Turnblad and America’s Next Top Hoe Airport Fist Fight Update
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Big Tits Review Harold and Kumar
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Fans with No Tickets Breached Security Fences at Lollapalooza
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Did Tila Tequila Buy Herself a New Ass With All That Money She Got for Being Gay?
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Irainian Girls Need to Take the Burkas Off More Often
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Miley Cyrus Hosted The Teen Choice Awards – Here’s the Slut in on the Slut Red Carpet
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Top 10 Bikini Car Wash Moments….
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Is she a Cougar or Not
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The Hills Sluts Go For a Night on the Town
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Battlestar’s Grace Park in some Slutty photoshoot
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Diddy’s New Chick Cassie May Be The Hottest In The Game
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Holly is a Slut on a Show Called Sunset Tan – This is her HOT FHM Photoshoot
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Some Sluts at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards
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Holly Valance Gets Sleazy for FHM
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DJ and Stephanie Tanner’s Tits from Full House are Reunited – It’s a Whole Lot More Boring Than Meth Addiction
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The Top 8 Celebrity Look Alikes
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And I Thought I Was Fucking Lazy
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50 Hottest Athletes in the Olympics
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Eva Mendes’ Banned Calvin Klein Ad That Shows Nipples
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Crazy Lady Library Fun
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BOB MARKER OR GTFO!!
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HOlly Valance in FHM
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What Fun is Younger Sibling Unless You Are Hurting Them Brutally?
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Guy Who Like THongs Are Into Shit Covered Strings.
Here’s a Whole Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck, Make Dad Proud
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HOlly Morgan Gallery
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Monday Amateur Madness
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FIRST PHOTOS OF THE TWIN STDS!!
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MK Olsen May Get a Grand-Jury Subpoena Regarding the Death of Heath Ledger
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Sex Drive May Possibly Be The Worst Movie of the Year – Trailer
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Cheerleader Cat Fight!!!
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Ruin People’s Personal Moments, Why Not?
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Nicolette Sheridan Is Looking Pretty Good for a 90 Year Old
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Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrsu Are Your Jailbait Lesbo Fantasy
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Cute Blonde Amateur Set
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Lohan’s Lezzie Wedding
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WTF is Shauna Sand Wearing
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Jessica Dior is Purly Bangable
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Use This to GEt Sex, Becuase You Lies About How Much You Get Laid Are Catching Up With You Fast
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Probably the Only Good Part About Working in an Office
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Latina Hips Can Do No Wrong
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Jenny McClain Takes a Shower
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More Leaked Miley Cyrus Photos
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Hey Cancer, You Suck!
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All Hail Triumph!!
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Walk of SHame
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Teen’s Choice Awards Sluts
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Shyla Styles is Taking a Shower
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Win a Coin Toss Everytime
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Young Chick Showing Her Tits
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Getting Virtually Laid is Better Than Not Getting Laid at All
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This Will GIve You Something to Jerk Off To
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LA Sluts with Fake Tits Kissing
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

04

Aug

Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Ass of the Day

Here’s Tila Tequila showing the world the trick she used to land her first job every pretty much every job since.

Speaking of sluts working, I was at the strippers on Saturday night and I managed to get kicked out because one of the whores came up to me to ask for a dance, right as I was sitting down. I told her that I didn’t want to grab her tits yet and that I needed to get into the mood by watching the other girls, not really because I wasn’t in the mood but because this bitch had a mangled fucking face and a body that was begging to be covered up and had broken out in hives as a protest to her doing exploiting it, when it had no business being exploited.

Either way, she wouldn’t fuck off and I told her that I needed to get some drink in me just to continue the conversation a because beer goggles were the only way I could get through it without turning gay and that I didn’t think they had enough booze in the place to make me want to see or touch her naked and I have low fucking standards so she she should just fuck off and find an old desperate man who is just happy to talk to a 19 year old girl and who doesn’t care about how ugly she is as long as he gets the attention and instead she went to the bouncer like a little cry baby and I was asked to leave.

Posted in:Ass|Tila Tequila

2008

04

Aug

Sophie Monk is Rich of the Day

Call me sexist, but I don’t think girls should drive expensive sports cars because they have a hard enough time driving everyday cars that putting that kind of horsepower under their vaginas is just asking for disaster and a very luxurious traffic jam caused by her multiple attempts at parallel parking the fuckin’ thing. The only stick a girl should be rockin’ is the one in her man’s pants and if she needs to get herself around to the grocery store, because that’s really the only time she should be let out of the house, she should take the fuckin’ bus. But if a bitch insists on having her own car because we live in a modern world where women don’t belong to men, there’s always the Smart Car or the Miata or a minivan to pick the kids up from soccer, but a Ferraris shouldn’t even be considered because it should be illegal for them to get behind the wheel.

Speaking of girls lookin’ retarded, I was just outside for about a minute to see if the world had been wiped out by some kind of natural disaster and to my disappointment it hadn’t but this really hot girl wearing the tightest little shorts and the tightest little top rolled by me. I felt like she was sent by god to bring joy to my life with her bounching braless breasts in a wifebeater, before realizing she was on a fucking skateboard, not the longboard kind that you see on the beach that everyone is using for transportation these days, but an actual skateboard like Tony Hawk would use and no matter how hot she was, her awkward balancing and use of the thing offended me so much that I couldn’t enjoy her the way she was meant to be enjoyed because of her stupid gender bending behavior because she feels the need to break barriers by using something made for boys badly and I felt like I was at the circus.

Either way, here are pictures of Sophie Monk and her weird lookin’ face I want to fuck shopping for luxury sports cars because she’s richer than us even though she’s barely done anything, proving that entertainment is a smart career choice if you’re lookin’ for one. She’s obviously trying to feed some emptiness caused by her future husband and lesbian lover from Good Charlotte cheating on her with Paris Hilton, which is usually something that leads other girls to suicide because that vagina bumpin’ by association is too close for comfort.

Posted in:Rich|Sophie Monk

2008

04

Aug

Megan Fox is a Drunken Stepmother of the Day

So Megan Fox is a stepmother, I didn’t know that and have a new found respect for her because I am a firm believer that being in an extended family is better than having your own family. Not only can you escape pretty much all responsibility when you want, but you can also get that taste of parent hood to make you realize you made the right choice in not ruining your body or your pocketbook.

The other exciting thing about extended families is that you can fuck each other without having any genetic mutant babies, which is good news for Brian Austin Green’s kid he had with Vanessa Marcil, because in a few years, when he accidentally walks in on his stepmother showering, it’ll be okay to jerk off to what he say. If he’s really lucky, maybe the fact that he only has half of Brian Austin Green’s shitty genes and is a diluted version of the loser, will get Megan Fox lubed up and this kid will be living out my fantasy of being molested by a hot stepmother. That could just my jealousy of molested kids speaking, because no one took the time to molest me growing up and I feel like i’ve really missed out, or maybe it’s just the fact that seeing Megan Fox move onto new dick like the slut that she dresses like and pretends to be excites me.

Either way, here she is with her stepson.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Stepmother

2008

04

Aug

Ashey Tisdale is Older than She Says She is of the Day

A source close to Ashley Tisdale emailed me telling me that she lies about her age. I was told that she’s actually 5 years older than she claims she is because she wanted to play teenage girls and didn’t think she’d make the cut if people knew she was 5 years older than she is. That’s the same kind of false advertising you use everytime you tell a girl that you have a big dick or that you are rich or whatever other lie you use to get laid, only in her case it worked.

I am really never against a girl lying about her age, I actually really support it when I meet girls in bars and they tell me that they are 18 or 20 when I know they are 15 or 16, it makes trying to fingerbang them a little easier to live with and a lot less illegal.

All this to say, that whether Ashley Tisdale is 28 or 23, she’s still a fucking dog of a girl and her lies about her age are the least of her concerns and reconstructive surgery is a priority.

Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus – Here are Some Pictures of Her Leaving the Gym in Effort to Keep Her Youthful Physique

Posted in:Ashely Tisdale|old

2008

04

Aug

Petra Nemcova is a Slut of the Day

I think it’s a little soon for Petra Nemcova to be out making out with some guy, considering it was just 3 and a half years ago when her boyfriend at the time got swept away byt the great wave. Call me old school, but there’s just something really special about seeing a widowed Italian woman who spends the last 25 years of her life wearing black from head to toe because her husband died. It’s that kind of loyalty that makes me trust marriage, because you know that the husband would be turning in his grave if his woman was gallivanting her vagina around town to deal with her lonliness.

Sure you can argue that Petra wasn’t married, that she was young and that her boyfriend would want her to get on with her life, but those are just excuses that justify her being a slut and rubbing it all in our faces with this public display from a couple weeks ago.

Posted in:Petra Nemcova

2008

04

Aug

Christina Applegate’s Got Tit Cancer of the Day

Tit cancer is like AIDS, it ravages something I like. Now I’ve never really been a fan of Christina Applegate, except maybe in Married With Children when I had lower standards for sluts on TV, because there weren’t really that many sluts on TV,, but I do know that she was someone everyone wanted to fuck throughout her career and I hope that after her tits get cut off and she gets her free government funded big ol’ implants and a nipple tattooed on, people won’t hold the fact that her tits were weak and diseased and couldn’t put up a solid fight and can go back to fucking her in their fantasies….

Top 3 Christina Appelgate Tit Videos to Celebrate Her Tits that once Were….

1- The Sweetest Thing
Cameron Diaz & Christina ApplegateClick here for more free videos

2- Married With Children
Christina Applegate Bouncing Tits In Married With ChildrenThe best video clips are right here

3- Some Stripper Video
Christina Applegate Stripper Scene (no Nudity)Watch more amazing videos here

Posted in:Christina Applegate|Tits

2008

04

Aug

Paz Vega’s Bikini Ass of the Day

Paz Vega went out to the beach with her one year old kid and she wore a pretty interesting bikini, my wife has the same one, or at least one that fits the same way, but that’s just because all fullback bikinis look like thongs against her huge, rotten ass.

I always get hate because I hate on new mothers because pregnancy ruins their bodies, but I guess sometimes, in the rare case, they bounce back. It’s kinda like how a small percentage of people are immune to the AIDS virus and it could be you. The only way to really find out is to get out there and fuck intravenous drug using whores without a condom as often as you can. Let me know how it works out for you.

Posted in:Bikini|Paz Vega|Thong