I am posting these picturs of Hayden “built like a fridge” Panettiere because she is in yoga pants and seeing her in yoga pants makes me laugh because she’s looks about as flexible as a Christopher Reeves.
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Pants|Yoga
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2008
05
Aug
Kim Kardashian’s Fat Girl Tits of the Day
On my way home from my friend’s house, I decided to stop in to see if my Starbuck’s worker was working because I wanted a motherfuckin’ free coffee and saw the weirdest thing. This 300 pound Carnie Wilson motherfucker was getting yelled at by her skinny friend because Carnie was taking too long shoving sugar packs into her fat pants and the skinny girl wasn’t having it. She was calling her fat and disgusting and telling her to hurry the fuck up before she dies of heart disease and diabetes and stroke making them late for their rendez-vous with some guy skinny girl is fucking. The highlight of the experience was when Carnie Wilson stopped in her tracks and stared at a malnourished homeless dude who looked like full blown AIDS and had one leg significantly shorter than the other and the corrective shoes to match as he was begging for change. It was like he was some kind of Mesiah and she gasped in her suffocated by her fat neck voice “he’s so skinny…..” like she was in awe and ready to kiss those corrective shoes. I immediately thought of Kim Kardashian and how she feels everytime she hangs out with normal sized girls who date white guys.
Posted in:Fat Girl|Kim Kardashian|Tits
2008
05
Aug
Amanda Bynes ia a Helpful Bridesmaid of the Day
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I think these pictures of Amanda Bynes as a Bridesmaid at her sister’s wedding are from a while ago, but I didn’t bother lookin’ it up. The reason I didn’t is because who really gives a fuck when they were taken, what we need to focus on is the fact that she’s a bridesmaid and bridesmaids are the horniest bitches at a wedding. I guess the reason is because they are working closely with the whole production for the enitre process and spend a year of planning in the passenger’s seat while their friend who is getting married gets all the attention and the one thing a girl hates is when another girl gets more airtime than her. So when the wedding night roles around and the open bar starts flowing and their single ass is depressed about having not found love and have spent a year on the backburner to their happy friend, they seriously put out fucking hard in hopes of finding some self-worth.
So these seemingly innocent pictures of Amanda Bynes helping her sister out but getting her lipstick off her face for her special night are hot because you know she’ll be pointing to the same place at the end of the night for whoever she’s fucking to clearly identify where she wants him to cum.
Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Bridesmaid
2008
05
Aug
Miley Cyrus is Wholesome of the Day
I think Miley Cyrus got away with breaking the promise ring clause in her Disney Contract by replacing the shit with a cockring and as long as whatever homie she’s banging has that shit on, she’s legally allowed to claim she’s made a vow to virginity until marriage before god, because let’s face it, the last time I saw a girl in a mini skirt, dressed like a school girl do the splits, was at a strip club and there was a middle aged black man with a ten dollar bill in his mouth under her that she was trying to snatch up with her snatch…..oh…that’s why they call it that…..
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Wholesome
2008
05
Aug
Nereida Gallardo Playing in Water Topless of the Day
Here is Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex girlfriend slutting out on the beach with her fake tits. I assume he only likes fake tits on his trannies and when he found out she had a vagina it turned him off and made him run like he was playing soccer, because whatever she had going on in her underwear wasn’t anything he had seen in the locker room before and he knew whatever it was, he didn’t like it.
I am not just hating on him because every piece of pussy out there wants his shiney, shaved and tanned thighs gently squeezing their ears and I am jealous because girls always give more attention to a fag because fags are well put together and like doing the same things as they do, like talk about boys, get their hair done and shop and are so sexy because they are unattainable and girls always like what they can’t have, but I am hating on him because I am homophobic.
Either way, here are her tits in various states of movement.
Posted in:Nereida Gallardo|Topless
2008
05
Aug
Kate Moss’ Ass Crack and Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day
I once knew a drug addicted whore, actually I’ve known a lot of crackwhores, I’ve even dated crackwhores who I didn’t know were actual whores, but would come home to catch her sucking random cock behind my back for money and I’d let her stick around because I was actually squatting in her shitty apartment and I had no where else to go, but that’s really got nothing to do with this post of Kate Moss’ ass.
When I look at it I am reminded of this cokehead I knew who would never shit because she was on this diet coke and cocaine diet. She hardly ate actual food, but obviously had to sometimes to stay alive and about once a month she would take these nasty fucking shits that made my wife’s shit look like a fuckin’ delicious chocolate birthday cake. After partying, she’d sneak off to the bathroom and would be in there for about an hour and within 5 minutes a nasty fuckin’ smell that you could taste would pollute the living room I would be sitting in. It was like a mix of chemicals and death and no matter how hot this bitch was, I just couldn’t bring myself to eat her out knowing the mess that was inside her.
I guess it’s pretty relevant to be talking about shit for such a shitty fucking post, now look at some pictures of Kate Moss on a boat, showing some tit and ass, as she likes to do because she just doesn’t give a fuck because she’s like a modern day hippie, who everyone has already seen naked and who doesn’t mind being naked and that’s something I respect in a woman, except when not giving a fuck means not showering and gaining 60 to 100 pounds in 6 years of marriage.
2008
05
Aug
Lydia Hearst and Aubrey O’Day Make Out of the Day
I have been having computer problems so I slept at a friend’s house after passing out there drunk last night because he said I could use his shit. It was a much needed vacation from the hell that is my living situation. I only woke up at 11:30 and my friend was watching Lydia Hearst and Tyson talking about underwear, because today is underwear day and she announced that she doesn’t wear underwear on national TV. Since she’s always been a sweetheart to me on facebook I decided to write her something about how hot I find it that she doesn’t wear underwear and I say these series of facebook status updates…..
Lydia seriously folks…. seeing isn’t believing… some things are just meant for the silver screen…12:54am
Lydia seriously folks…. seeing isn’t believing… some things are just meant for the silver screen…GOTCHA.5:24am
Lydia *NOTE: Last night was for a movie. Thank you to everyone who participated and sorry for those who were unaware of the staged scenes. See Fanpage for more info.6:00am
Lydia Sorry to all the photographers who were unaware that the lesbian scene was publicly staged for a movie; thanks for your participation. More info on my FanPage.11:38am
I didn’t realize what she was talking about, but came across the pics and decided to post them. I am all for girls making out with girls, even if it’s for a cry for attention or if it’s an attempt to make fun of Sam Ronson, Hearts’ trust fund rich kid buddy who went to high school with her and the rumor is that Sam Ronson took Lydia Hearsts’ Fiance to their high school Grad and Lydia Hearst is mad because it ruins their fairytale love story. There’s some scoop for you that you don’t give a fuck about.
The truth is that this is pretty fuckin’ weak making out, they aren’t even bumpin’ cunts and there’s no way this is for the “silver screen” or “staged” or “planned”, it’s just a dumb drunken stunt she’s trying to cover up.
I hate Danity Kane and I didn’t understand why a socialite who is richer than God would be hanging out with a member of a trashy reality TV created Band, but then I realized they were introduced by their hair dresser and sometimes it’s cool to hang out with poor people to feel better about yourself, the same reason why this guy I know throws quarters at homeless people, he feels like they are a good luck charm and give him karma points that will make him have a luckier, better day. Some kind of piss and shit covered, vomiting lucky charm that’s magically disgusting
I am hungover.
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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Lydia Hearst
2008
05
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I went to watch a bunch of senior lawn bowling because I heard it’s the number one place to spot someone have a heart attack or stroke and I figured it would make me value my life a little more than I already do. I am lying, I went because I heard it was a rich old person sport and I figured there would be some hot rich old lady pussy that was desperate for some male attention because their husbands died decades ago. I am lying, I went because it’s free to watch and I don’t realy have many options for entertainment that’s free, other than stealing my neighbor’s internet connection.
Either way, here’s some links to entertain you for free, you cheap fucks….
Segway’s Are Twice As Funny When People Fall Of Them
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Tracy Turnblad and America’s Next Top Hoe Airport Fist Fight Update
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Big Tits Review Harold and Kumar
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Fans with No Tickets Breached Security Fences at Lollapalooza
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Did Tila Tequila Buy Herself a New Ass With All That Money She Got for Being Gay?
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Irainian Girls Need to Take the Burkas Off More Often
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Miley Cyrus Hosted The Teen Choice Awards – Here’s the Slut in on the Slut Red Carpet
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Top 10 Bikini Car Wash Moments….
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Is she a Cougar or Not
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The Hills Sluts Go For a Night on the Town
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Battlestar’s Grace Park in some Slutty photoshoot
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Diddy’s New Chick Cassie May Be The Hottest In The Game
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Holly is a Slut on a Show Called Sunset Tan – This is her HOT FHM Photoshoot
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Some Sluts at the 2008 Teen Choice Awards
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Holly Valance Gets Sleazy for FHM
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DJ and Stephanie Tanner’s Tits from Full House are Reunited – It’s a Whole Lot More Boring Than Meth Addiction
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The Top 8 Celebrity Look Alikes
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And I Thought I Was Fucking Lazy
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50 Hottest Athletes in the Olympics
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Eva Mendes’ Banned Calvin Klein Ad That Shows Nipples
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Crazy Lady Library Fun
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BOB MARKER OR GTFO!!
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HOlly Valance in FHM
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What Fun is Younger Sibling Unless You Are Hurting Them Brutally?
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Guy Who Like THongs Are Into Shit Covered Strings.
Here’s a Whole Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck, Make Dad Proud
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HOlly Morgan Gallery
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Monday Amateur Madness
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FIRST PHOTOS OF THE TWIN STDS!!
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MK Olsen May Get a Grand-Jury Subpoena Regarding the Death of Heath Ledger
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Sex Drive May Possibly Be The Worst Movie of the Year – Trailer
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Cheerleader Cat Fight!!!
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Ruin People’s Personal Moments, Why Not?
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Nicolette Sheridan Is Looking Pretty Good for a 90 Year Old
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Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrsu Are Your Jailbait Lesbo Fantasy
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Cute Blonde Amateur Set
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Lohan’s Lezzie Wedding
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WTF is Shauna Sand Wearing
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Jessica Dior is Purly Bangable
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Use This to GEt Sex, Becuase You Lies About How Much You Get Laid Are Catching Up With You Fast
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Probably the Only Good Part About Working in an Office
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Latina Hips Can Do No Wrong
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Jenny McClain Takes a Shower
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More Leaked Miley Cyrus Photos
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Hey Cancer, You Suck!
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All Hail Triumph!!
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Walk of SHame
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Teen’s Choice Awards Sluts
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Shyla Styles is Taking a Shower
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Win a Coin Toss Everytime
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Young Chick Showing Her Tits
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Getting Virtually Laid is Better Than Not Getting Laid at All
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This Will GIve You Something to Jerk Off To
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LA Sluts with Fake Tits Kissing
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2008
04
Aug
Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Ass of the Day
Here’s Tila Tequila showing the world the trick she used to land her first job every pretty much every job since.
Speaking of sluts working, I was at the strippers on Saturday night and I managed to get kicked out because one of the whores came up to me to ask for a dance, right as I was sitting down. I told her that I didn’t want to grab her tits yet and that I needed to get into the mood by watching the other girls, not really because I wasn’t in the mood but because this bitch had a mangled fucking face and a body that was begging to be covered up and had broken out in hives as a protest to her doing exploiting it, when it had no business being exploited.
Either way, she wouldn’t fuck off and I told her that I needed to get some drink in me just to continue the conversation a because beer goggles were the only way I could get through it without turning gay and that I didn’t think they had enough booze in the place to make me want to see or touch her naked and I have low fucking standards so she she should just fuck off and find an old desperate man who is just happy to talk to a 19 year old girl and who doesn’t care about how ugly she is as long as he gets the attention and instead she went to the bouncer like a little cry baby and I was asked to leave.
Posted in:Ass|Tila Tequila
2008
04
Aug
Sophie Monk is Rich of the Day
Call me sexist, but I don’t think girls should drive expensive sports cars because they have a hard enough time driving everyday cars that putting that kind of horsepower under their vaginas is just asking for disaster and a very luxurious traffic jam caused by her multiple attempts at parallel parking the fuckin’ thing. The only stick a girl should be rockin’ is the one in her man’s pants and if she needs to get herself around to the grocery store, because that’s really the only time she should be let out of the house, she should take the fuckin’ bus. But if a bitch insists on having her own car because we live in a modern world where women don’t belong to men, there’s always the Smart Car or the Miata or a minivan to pick the kids up from soccer, but a Ferraris shouldn’t even be considered because it should be illegal for them to get behind the wheel.
Speaking of girls lookin’ retarded, I was just outside for about a minute to see if the world had been wiped out by some kind of natural disaster and to my disappointment it hadn’t but this really hot girl wearing the tightest little shorts and the tightest little top rolled by me. I felt like she was sent by god to bring joy to my life with her bounching braless breasts in a wifebeater, before realizing she was on a fucking skateboard, not the longboard kind that you see on the beach that everyone is using for transportation these days, but an actual skateboard like Tony Hawk would use and no matter how hot she was, her awkward balancing and use of the thing offended me so much that I couldn’t enjoy her the way she was meant to be enjoyed because of her stupid gender bending behavior because she feels the need to break barriers by using something made for boys badly and I felt like I was at the circus.
Either way, here are pictures of Sophie Monk and her weird lookin’ face I want to fuck shopping for luxury sports cars because she’s richer than us even though she’s barely done anything, proving that entertainment is a smart career choice if you’re lookin’ for one. She’s obviously trying to feed some emptiness caused by her future husband and lesbian lover from Good Charlotte cheating on her with Paris Hilton, which is usually something that leads other girls to suicide because that vagina bumpin’ by association is too close for comfort.
Posted in:Rich|Sophie Monk