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2022

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The truth is my passion, my hobby and my woman. The truth has the tightest cunt around. You should try it sometime, it will be a nice change from that sloppy whore wife of yours…or if you don’t have a wife….than that whore mom of yours…

I actually don’t give a fuck about the truth and I have no passions or hobbies besides looking at nude pics of random whores….which is hardly a passion….but I figured I could pretend to be virtuous for a minute since everyone else around is a delusional fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Izabel Goulart is Hot Bodied
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Gigi Hadid in a One Piece
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Paige Spiranac Names the Mahomes Family as the Worst Three Follows on Social Media
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Jenna Dewan Pokies in the Mirror
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Guess Who is Playing Josephine Baker in the Movie
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Eiza Gonalez is Hot in V Mag
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Chloe Bennett in Black and White
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Draya Michele Big Cleavage
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Rowan Blanchard See Through Dress
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Selma Blair on her Alcholism in new Memoir
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Universal Language
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People are paying up to 30k to Get in the Deep Trial
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Analysts Don’t Think Brady will Retire After Next Season
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The Most Expensive License Plate System in the World is in Dubai
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Pranking Animals with Mirrors
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Jessica Hawkins is a Crazy Driver
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Dakota Fanning’s Bikini Top
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Timberwolves Guard D’Angelo Russell and His Model Girlfriend Laura Ivaniukas Bikini Pregnancy Reveal worth a Look
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Plasma Explodes in Slo Mo
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Nokia VS iphone Liquid Nitrogen Challenge
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Swan Fails
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Ireland Baldwin Boucning Around on Ig
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Model Eating Pizza in the Tub
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Abandoned Baby Rhino is BFF with a Zebra
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The Man Who Survived Everest Avalanche
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Young Thug Arrested
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Very Nude Russian Model
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The Dolphins Get Roasted for Posting a Video of Tua Tagovailoa Underthrowing Tyreek Hill
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5 Bad Landings
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The Sherpa in Action
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Jessie Jane Decker Lost her Bikini Top
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TAKE A BREAK WITH THIS COOL PRODUCT
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Hilary Duff Nude in a Magazine
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Sophie Turner in a Sheer Top to Bra
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Selena Gomez in NYC
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Liz Hurley in a Slut Dress
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Chantel Jeffries Bikinis
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Emmy Rossum Boring and Ugly But With Cleavage
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Lili Reinhart Photoshoot
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Amanda Seyfried in a Photoshoot
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Dua Lipa in a Photoshoot
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Photoshoot
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Olivia Ponton in a Photoshoot
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Pam Anderson – Old and Dirty in a Sheer Top
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Nicolette Sheridan in a Sheer Dress
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Sydney Sweeney in a Campaign
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Zoe Salanda Overdressed in Miami
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From stepSMUT!!

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Fuck the Bike Seat
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Throwback Emrata Nude
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Monster Tits
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Bed Squirts
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Amazing Body Girl
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Dat Ass
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Dildo Throat Fuck
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Slum Fights
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Naked Maxine
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Amateur Anal
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Juicy Pussy
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Ass and Pussy
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6 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Fake Ass on the Beach
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Fem Dom in Nature
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Good Golly Big Boob Molly
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Girls Fuck
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Squirt girl
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Lesbian Workout
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Jet Ski Hand Job
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Janessa Cosplay
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Huge Dildo
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Aleida Nude
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This Fetish Makes me Sick
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Luana Slips Out of Bikini
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Clear Chair Dildo Fuck
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Grip the Dildo
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Hot Skinny Pussy Spreader
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BOOTY
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Big Colorful Weird Dildo
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Anal Orgasm
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Tentacle Dildo
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2022

11

May

Erika Fernandes from the Pregnant Man Ad of the Day

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I saw some CALVIN KLIEN ad that is obviously trying to push the boundaries with diversity and inclusivity, to maximize profit off people with things like gender dysmorphia issues, but hey, it’s trendy and the old Queen Calvin needs to have another run at the money..I guess the agenda is fucking real….SO left and inclusive we’re all going to become demonic.

For the record, I was more into them pushing the skinny heroin CHIC shit in the 90s, featuring Kate Moss and other skinny babes, back when they knew what mattered…drugs and starvation. WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?

I figured I’d do a deeper dig on the female in the pregnant man part of the clickbait, exploitative campaign they put out to be edgy…..

Her name is Erika Fernandes, she’s married to Roberto who you’ll see in some of the pics as the pregnant man…..

They are from Brazil, so obviously and the question is whether Erika was born Erik, since we know Roberto was born Roberta….wouldn’t that be a trip!

Is it a man and woman who both swapped out their genders for a future of Calvin Klein ads, or is it a girl and a girl who became a man, it’s all so nutty but also hilarious and we know the answer…..

It’s it’s weird, but when you have a hard bodied, fake looking alt model with bolt ons from Brazil and pregnant man on the other, it’s too weird to ignore…..and you already know the answer…which is of course she’s got a dick….or had a dick, it was 2017….a wilder time.

This is 2017……

The crazy thing is that her IG story is her breast feeding their baby on her fake tit, despite having a dick….yes….she is a born man, who lives life as a woman and she’s with a born woman, who lives her life out as a man, and they have penis in vagina sex, it’s just the wrong one has the penis and vagina….assuming she didn’t get the chop…which I’m not.

The real question is whether she’s a Kardashian and where the OnlyFans is, because she’s got the right look, doesn’t she….

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2022

11

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Pink Bikini of the Day

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My latest words of wisdom, moments of inspiration, self help tip, not self help tit, which would be a more interesting thing than my bullshit tip…but yeah….

When all is at rock bottom, when the world is looking like it is all going to collapse, like the apocalypse is going to happen because I feel like it is going to collapse…..when shit is weird, depressing we need to remember that at least bitches still have pussies, because pussies are great.

As it turns out, bitches don’t all have pussies, some have cocks, now more than ever, but some bitches still have pussies and I like to focus on that….and because of that pussy, they are taking nudes to monetize since they know there is no future and that has us swimming in nudes…so the fact that babes still have pussies is where it all starts….

So when shit is bad say “At least bitches have pussy”…

I cannot confirm or deny if Nicole Scherzinger’s got a pussy….but we’ll pretend she does if she doesn’t, hard bodies in bikinis, which are suspicious due to her age, are enough for me to be blinded, that’s how I got AIDS from a Tranny at a Pool Party….His bikini and pony tail deceived me. Fake it til you make it, or in Scherzinger’s case, fake it after you make it, who cares

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2022

11

May

Hailee Steinfeld’s Got her Tits Out for Heineken of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is probably one of the last celebrities, or youngest celebrities to be an A-Lister pre social media, when the fame came from the top down and not for the gutter that is social media up.

That doesn’t mean that Hailee Steinfeld can’t pull the same bullshit instagram influencers do, like pretending to be exciting in low quality videos with her tits out, it’s actually probably far easier than learning lines or being on set or any of that.

We can assume Heineken is paying this pitch 1,000,000 dollars to go to the F1 Grand Prix in Miami….easiest million since Bhad Badi made 50 million on OnlyFans barely showing her tits…..SCAMS

The world is nutty, but Hailee Steinfeld is kinda hot in her slutty bikini top, the kind of bikini top you’d want a bikini-top-job from….which I guess would be all bikini tops…we’re not a very high standard type….some of you may have even bought bikinis from Walmart just to jerk off imagining it on a girl…easy to plas mother fuckers.

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2022

11

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Fit bitches to balance out WEIGHT WATCHERS WEDNESDAY because fit is hot, even an ugly bitch with a fit body is better than a fat bitch with a pretty face….there’s no debate there no matter how many times you hear “well, I don’t fuck her all day, I have to look at her face more than her asshole”….to which I say “you’ve found yourself the wrong bitch, but that’s pretty clear with the fact that she’s fat….you done gave up bro”….

Fitness is healthy, fitness is active, fitness is able to fuck without getting out of breath so you can lay their on the back being the fat one…..in a THERE IS ONLY ENOUGH ROOM IN THIS BED FOR ONE FAT FUCK and it’s going to be me…since I’m not the chick.

Fitness saves lives, fitness makes activities better, fitness can lead to a longer life…..and fitness is better to fuck.

Anyone who tells you a fit girl isn’t worth jerking off to, has never watched a fit girl in leggings do deep squats in the park….

PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH…I’ll eat it….so here are them fit bitches…

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2022

11

May

Hailey Bieber Bikini Top of the Day

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I just posted bootleg cousin IRELAND BALDWIN , so why not make an event out of it and post the other Baldwin, to celebrate Baldwinism, or this generation of the Baldwin Brothers, who are the Baldwin Cousins, that I am sure probably hate each other, despite being cousins, since Ireland was first to the instagram influencing, only for Haley to fuck a Bieber, friend the Jenners, and put herself on the map….securing legitimate jobs, careers, media coverage, while poor Baldwin, who was arguably the more important one since her dad’s not STEPHEN BALDWIN was left to rot…and ROT she did….while hard jaw Hailey went onto be instagram model royalty, reaching the top of the food chain….the BIEBER.

I just looked at this old picture of her, because clearly she looks like she dabbles in the whole jack your fucking face up for instagram, cosmetic procedures, I doubt that’s what she actually looks like, and even when she was younger, she looked more like a boy than she did a girl..

I guess people are into that kind of thing….and those people may be me…since I find her kinda hot.

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2022

11

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed Wednesday for the weed enthusiasts or for the dudes who like to think weed makes girls more willing to fuck..when maybe weed girls are weed girls because they are more willing to fuck…you know cause and effect….not that weed girls are more willing to fuck at all.if anything they’re more eager to get high and eat a fucking bucket of chicken, bag of chips, while watching Youtubers do epic shit, or while doing cam girl shit because it pays well and you can be high all day.

I am a weed enthusiast only because I know that it was a fucking conspiracy to criminalize it, and not over racist shit, but over enlightenment shit…and medical shit…and industrial product shit….a single plant that does so much needed to be banned to make the oil tycoons scared of it….a plant mentioned in the fucking bible, a gift from GOD to make your life better because you actually have receptors to absorb it into your soul….

I am not against people thinking it makes you dumb, makes you lazy, makes you a half retard, because it may get more weed out in the system, more people smoking, more people connected to their souls in way they can’t with booze alone…

I am not against weed girls using weed as a prop or part of their nude content, since weed and naked chicks are great alone or together….even if they look like they smoke a little too much weed and done got sloppy….at least they’re being activists about the shit….in a way that’s better than screaming about wanting to kill babies, or going on a sex strike, while being too ugly for anyone to want to fuck you anyway…you know the fat genderless blue hair activist type.

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2022

11

May

Ireland Baldwin Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, all broken down based on her prison tattoos, but rebuilding based on her sheer lingerie selfies….

I assume she’s just happy that her dad didn’t shoot her on set of their family vacation I am not sure she’d be invited on, he was so into her that he decided to have a dozen kids with some groupie bitch who manipulated him, so into her that he called her a pig on an answering message that to date was still her most viral moment but she was just a kid.

I have a thing for celebrity children and how weird they are, so seeing a rich kid taking lingerie pics for strangers on the internet, for no real reason since she’s got a trust fund, access to everything, but still wants dudes jacking off to her like a homeless chick looking for meth, or whatever drug of choice, or even a warm place to spend the night….

It’s nice to see that being half naked to get jerked off to crosses all socio-economic classes….innit.

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2022

11

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies – the magical thing that happens when a girl wants you to see how fat her pussy is in tight pants….or when a girl who has a fat pussy, is in her tight pants and the pussy just can’t be contained from trying to feed of said pants because you know how fat bitches are, they eat everything.

All I know is whether it’s for style, a look, a trend, exhibitionism, accidental or a form of masturbting, I’m well into looking at all the pussy I would otherwise not be allowed to see, especially in public, since ladies are too classy to pull their full cunts out in thee Grocery Store, but don’t mind showing full cunt through pants, it’s less slutty.

Point is, I love pussy…..and the best thing to remember is that in these dark times girls still have pussy, at least most of them….and that’s a good thing.

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2022

11

May

Amy Schumer Pussy Print of the Day

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So this is Amy Schumer, Chuck Schumer’s comedic genius daughter who I don’t find funny, but who the world finds funny, so who gives a shit about what I think, no one gives a shit about what I think…..

She’s trending now because of her banned OSCAR joke about her husband calling going down on her “SQUID GAME”….which I am sure is probably a hell of a lot more demoralizing, but I guess the punchline is “the things people would do for money is pretty fucking sick and twisted” as going down on AMY SCHUMER would be a punishment to anyone at any time….

But yeah, Amy Schumer, the big funny girl is trying to get in on the sexy on social media kick, even when you aren’t sexy at all, because everyone’s a whore, even the uglies…..and this is AFTER SHE HAD SURGERY….cosmetic procedures….and yet still looks like total dog shit….which I guess is a joke in and of itself…FINALLY an Amy Schumer joke I can laugh at.

TRASH….

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