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2008

06

Aug

Cindy Crawford’s Topless on the Yacht of the Day

Here are some more pictures of Cindy Crawford on some Yacht with George Clooney and her husband and like most people on Yachts in Europe do, she decided to take off her top and tan them titties. I really don’t find there to be anything offensive with seeing this mother of 2 topless, when normally I am thrown off at how a body is destroyed by childbirth everytime I accidently see a mom nude, but the odd time, a girl like Cindy Crawford defies nature and gets her shit back to what it was, leaving her someone worth jerking off to. She’s in her 40s and hotter than 20 year olds I have had, and that’s something that is worth celebrating because now we know it’s possible to retain your sex appeal in the “afterlife”, but also worth crying over because none of our wives look this good. She’s such a bitch for rubbin’ it in by takin’ off her top, but it turns out that I like these kinds of bitches and feel like I need more of them in my life.

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Topless|Yacht

2008

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The Backstreet Boys were in town tonight so I decided to walk by the club they were hosting an event at because I was amazed they were all still alive and really curious about what kind of party they would start now that they are all old has-beens. I wasn’t planning on going in, but I wanted to see the kind of people who go out of their way to see The Backstreet Boys in their dying years and there was actually a whole lot of fat girls showing off some tit in tight clothing for their childhood celebrity boyfriends.

I was convinced no one would show up except for the Born Again Brian to hit up the free booze because god hasn’t been good to him while trying to convince the barmaid who he was after she didn’t recognize him behind all those wrinkles.

I couldn’t get in, which is too bad cuz I would have loved them to sign my tits, I was wearing sandals and haven’t showered in a few days, but I want it that way and you want my links…so here they are….

I Wish Robert Deniro Would Stay the Fuck Away From Comedies
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911 Call to End All 911 Calls
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Scarlett Johansson is a Lady in Red and That Doesn’t Mean on Her Period for the Fans
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Sylvester Stalllone is Jacked….
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The Side of Vanessa Hudgen’s Boobs Isn’t Nearly as Exciting as Her Nudes I Almost Got Sued Over
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Mountain Golfing Looks Alright
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January Jones is Rocking OUt in Summer
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Some Brand New Audrina With Her Fake Tits in Her Pink Bikini
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The Hottest Girl On Girl Celeb Makeouts Of 2008
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The Worst 80’s Anti Drug PSAs
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Jessica Alba’s Close-Up Post Pregnant Ass Shot
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Who Would You Rather Do at The Picnic
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Anderson Cooper Hates Ali Lohan
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Fucking With Sleeping Friends Never Gets Dull…
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Mr.Rogers is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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Emily Scott Zoo Gallery
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Craig Jones Dies in Crazy Bike Race Crash – Video
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Gorgeous Blonde Lia
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Penthouse Pet Andy Valentino
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Dark Hair, Blue Eyes. Tasty
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Tyra Banks Has Lost Her Fucking Mind
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More Clone Wars Bullshit, You Fucking Star Wars Nerd
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Roofie Roulette Looks Like The Best Party Game Ever
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Oprah is Rich
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Find Girls to Fuck, Virgin
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Keira Knightly is Part Retard or Something
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Miranda Kerr Modeling At Some Show or Another
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All the Teens Choice Award’s Bullshit Lumped into One Gay Post
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Cute Young Amateur
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Styla Styles Strips Down
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Techno Rave Girl On Drugs Needs to Relax a Tad
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Attention Whores of the Day
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MILF Hotline is Probably Right Up Your Alley. Perv
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Some Whore Does an Anal Bottle Rocket
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Tory Lane Gallery
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Amber Heard Hangs Out at Comicon
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The Lovely Zafira
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Finding Sex Has Never Been Easier
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Kaila Williams is My New Black Girl Crush
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Lauren Hill – Still Crazy
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Chick Looses Her Shit in the Mid at Some Festival
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Hannah Hilton Gallery
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The Fat Chick Who Played Tracy Turnblad is Most Probably Racist
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Eva Herzigova in GQ
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More Homemade Bombs
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Hot Fake Tits Sell Rum in Brazil
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Jesse McCartney Shows His Ass
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Guiness’ Porno Ad Campaign
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Hot Slut Sychronized Swimming Team
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Playboy Sluts Do Coney Island
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Russian Sluts Break Bikini Records
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Alter Girl Turns Pornstar…Like All Good Followers of Christ….
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Web Sluts Who Do a Job Right
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Find the Best Porn Galore
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Some Montreal Bitch in a See Through Outfit
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

05

Aug

Britney Spears Leaving a Gym Wearing a Bra of the Day

Britney Spears has really made a comeback and that upsets me. I was so happy when I found out that she wasn’t this cookie cutter popstar and actually had some mental issues, that I now think were just staged and an extension of being a lazy rich brat and not actual mental illness, and I hate seeing her leaving the gym everyday, slowly getting back to where she once was, becasue I like my women crazy. I am talking feces throwing, running around naked crazy because crazy girls are crazy in bed and well put together, mentally stable girls are just fuckin’ boring. So, I need a girl who pisses herself in public places just because she feels like it and smells like a men’s washroom without a urinal cake at all times because the snowsuit she wears in the middle of summer hasn’t been washed in a decade, just because I know she’ll be too busy punching herself in the face to say no to me.

Posted in:Bra|Britney Spears|Gym

2008

05

Aug

Rihanna and Chris Brown Rock the Hot Tub of the Day

Here are some shitty pictures of Rihanna and Chris Brown in a hot tub and I am not just saying that because they are brown. I am saying it because my idea of a hot tub party is a lot dirtier than this tame zoo shit, like the kind of thing that gives you AIDS and not by having sex with a monkey, but by having sex with lots of dirty girls while they are having sex with each other, like what you see in a porno but more realistic because I’d be in it and my small penis would never get cast in a real life porno, just the ones in my head….

Posted in:Chris Brown|Hot Tub|Rihanna

2008

05

Aug

Jordan’s Down Blouse Tits of the Day

I know that face all too well, it’s the sign that the roofies haven’t kicked in as strong as you wanted the to and you know you only have a few minutes to throw the slut over the club’s toilet and give it to her proper before she comes to her senses and starts to fight back, leaving you with a broken nose, a possible ciminal record, embarassment in front of all the clubgoers who witness the scene and judge you but even worse, a bad case of blue balls.

Either way, Jordan was out with her fake tits the other day and I figured it’s only right to post them since she’s put so much time, energy and money into them, it’s like they are her own kind of national momument only instead of being a country, she’s just a whore and her tits are really the only reason she’s famous and they aren’t even anything special they are just more like something you look at and wonder what went wrong in her life to make her put that much importance on something so stupid.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2008

05

Aug

Hayden Panettiere and Her Yoga Pants of the Day

I am posting these picturs of Hayden “built like a fridge” Panettiere because she is in yoga pants and seeing her in yoga pants makes me laugh because she’s looks about as flexible as a Christopher Reeves.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Pants|Yoga

2008

05

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Girl Tits of the Day

On my way home from my friend’s house, I decided to stop in to see if my Starbuck’s worker was working because I wanted a motherfuckin’ free coffee and saw the weirdest thing. This 300 pound Carnie Wilson motherfucker was getting yelled at by her skinny friend because Carnie was taking too long shoving sugar packs into her fat pants and the skinny girl wasn’t having it. She was calling her fat and disgusting and telling her to hurry the fuck up before she dies of heart disease and diabetes and stroke making them late for their rendez-vous with some guy skinny girl is fucking. The highlight of the experience was when Carnie Wilson stopped in her tracks and stared at a malnourished homeless dude who looked like full blown AIDS and had one leg significantly shorter than the other and the corrective shoes to match as he was begging for change. It was like he was some kind of Mesiah and she gasped in her suffocated by her fat neck voice “he’s so skinny…..” like she was in awe and ready to kiss those corrective shoes. I immediately thought of Kim Kardashian and how she feels everytime she hangs out with normal sized girls who date white guys.

Posted in:Fat Girl|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2008

05

Aug

Amanda Bynes ia a Helpful Bridesmaid of the Day

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I think these pictures of Amanda Bynes as a Bridesmaid at her sister’s wedding are from a while ago, but I didn’t bother lookin’ it up. The reason I didn’t is because who really gives a fuck when they were taken, what we need to focus on is the fact that she’s a bridesmaid and bridesmaids are the horniest bitches at a wedding. I guess the reason is because they are working closely with the whole production for the enitre process and spend a year of planning in the passenger’s seat while their friend who is getting married gets all the attention and the one thing a girl hates is when another girl gets more airtime than her. So when the wedding night roles around and the open bar starts flowing and their single ass is depressed about having not found love and have spent a year on the backburner to their happy friend, they seriously put out fucking hard in hopes of finding some self-worth.

So these seemingly innocent pictures of Amanda Bynes helping her sister out but getting her lipstick off her face for her special night are hot because you know she’ll be pointing to the same place at the end of the night for whoever she’s fucking to clearly identify where she wants him to cum.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Bridesmaid

2008

05

Aug

Miley Cyrus is Wholesome of the Day

I think Miley Cyrus got away with breaking the promise ring clause in her Disney Contract by replacing the shit with a cockring and as long as whatever homie she’s banging has that shit on, she’s legally allowed to claim she’s made a vow to virginity until marriage before god, because let’s face it, the last time I saw a girl in a mini skirt, dressed like a school girl do the splits, was at a strip club and there was a middle aged black man with a ten dollar bill in his mouth under her that she was trying to snatch up with her snatch…..oh…that’s why they call it that…..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Wholesome

2008

05

Aug

Nereida Gallardo Playing in Water Topless of the Day

Here is Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex girlfriend slutting out on the beach with her fake tits. I assume he only likes fake tits on his trannies and when he found out she had a vagina it turned him off and made him run like he was playing soccer, because whatever she had going on in her underwear wasn’t anything he had seen in the locker room before and he knew whatever it was, he didn’t like it.

I am not just hating on him because every piece of pussy out there wants his shiney, shaved and tanned thighs gently squeezing their ears and I am jealous because girls always give more attention to a fag because fags are well put together and like doing the same things as they do, like talk about boys, get their hair done and shop and are so sexy because they are unattainable and girls always like what they can’t have, but I am hating on him because I am homophobic.

Either way, here are her tits in various states of movement.

Posted in:Nereida Gallardo|Topless